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ADavid
02-12-2007, 11:44 PM
This means you Messed up!!!!!!

davesmistress
02-13-2007, 02:50 AM
Hahaha some of those are just not right.....hahahaha

Thanks

ADavid
02-13-2007, 01:43 PM
No they sure arent But as they say "hell have no furry like that of a scorned woman lol"
Hahaha some of those are just not right.....hahahaha

Thanks

Dragola
02-13-2007, 02:21 PM
DAYM...I'm glad that's never happened to met...yet

tankers
02-15-2007, 10:12 PM
damn i hope that shit never happens to me

ADavid
02-16-2007, 02:50 PM
Ok got sent a new one


To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway. I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
again.

Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called !

freedom
02-16-2007, 04:41 PM
hahaha...that's freaking hilarious

tankers
02-16-2007, 07:52 PM
holy shit how did she do that

ADavid
02-16-2007, 08:30 PM
Did anyone notice what kind of car that is under the truck?????? that makes it even more painful

tankers
02-16-2007, 11:37 PM
owwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah that one hurts

ADavid
02-22-2007, 05:09 PM
yes it does makes me want to cry in sarrow for him

Badlybent
02-23-2007, 01:02 AM
These are entirely too funny. I laughed my ass off.

ADavid
06-11-2007, 02:17 AM
Ok a few new ones I came across

freedom
06-11-2007, 02:29 AM
those are cute...thanks

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 08:01 PM
Omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Badlybent
06-12-2007, 07:49 AM
The last one is hard to read but it was worth it. Very funny.

Deputy Duffy
06-12-2007, 11:07 AM
Seems like people are listening to that Carrie Underwood song.

01TACO
06-14-2007, 05:34 AM
ouch! those poor cars.

hawk9934
06-14-2007, 02:41 PM
Man, remind me to keep my **** in my pants. I can see my wife or her family doing some of those things.

cum4me
09-14-2007, 11:13 PM
thats always funny unless it happens to you

Kristin
11-03-2007, 02:18 PM
OMG!
This should be a lesson to all; never cheat, just end it up front ;)
I'v had some cheating done to me... but I would never "hurt" cars like that!
There are other ways though ... "pay with the same coin" is a norwegian expression that covers it nicely ;)

Scorpio'sWill2Power
11-03-2007, 02:41 PM
Cars seem to be the target of choice in many
of these cases.

Perhaps it's a lucky break in that regard as you
might well imagine what that aggression might
be like should they channel it toward the person
instead of possibly a prize possession such as
their car.

I think I'll just stick to sending flowers if things
don't work out it might be less costly that way. Hee Hee

BTB59
12-30-2007, 04:45 AM
Damn!!!!....

Archas
12-30-2007, 05:34 AM
Back to the first page the one with the picks in the car, she must have had an ax to grind but could only find picks. All I can say is ouch and glad that I have never had anyone cheat on me. I would end it peacefully.

Would this be considered cheating. My girlfriend was in high school and I was in college. I did break it off with her on her voice mail at 6pm but she did not get the message until after she saw us at a college night club at 8pm.

LadyRaven
12-30-2007, 06:43 AM
haha phillycub, I think you weren't cheating, but ending it on voicemail!?!?? Mean!


;gunsI'm afraid I'm the baseball bat kind of girl, and I wouldn't be smashing the car if you get my drift. :mad:

But I'm open minded and totally comfortable with threeways or even two ways that I'm aware of.

If I wasn't aware....then there'd be hell to pay. (evil grin)