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ADavid
02-25-2007, 04:50 PM
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She

took her faithful pet golden retriever along for company. One day, the

golden retriever starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers

that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his

direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The golden

retriever thinks,

"OK, I'm in deep shit now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground

close

by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to

the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Boy,

that

was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around

here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of

terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says

the

leopard. "That was close. That golden retriever nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a

nearby

tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for

future

protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the golden retriever

saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that

something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and

strikes

a deal for himself with the leopard.

The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,

hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving

canine."

Now the golden retriever sees the leopard coming with the monkey on

his

back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his

attackers,

pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close

enough

to hear the golden retriever says...................... "Where's that

damn

monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

REMEMBER:

IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT!

Dragola
02-25-2007, 06:22 PM
Genius

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02-26-2007, 12:48 AM
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11-09-2007, 10:59 PM
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