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Badlybent
02-27-2007, 02:05 AM
Little something from the internet….;co

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
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Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they’re practicing to be men.
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Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him or Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q. Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q. What is the difference between men and women…
A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q. How does a man keep his youth?
A. By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”

ADavid
02-27-2007, 04:52 AM
hahahah thats great. although alittle one sided lol

Dragola
02-27-2007, 03:39 PM
Very biased but funny

hawk9934
02-27-2007, 08:58 PM
I agree, one sided, but funny

ADavid
02-28-2007, 12:06 AM
Your getting some good responses there Badly, Hope to see more from you in the future