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Deputy Duffy
05-07-2007, 08:53 PM
Three Guys & a Genie

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside
and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our prec ious
state.

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries..

The American engineer asks, "I am very curi ous. Please tell me more
about this wall".

The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's
virtually impenetrable.

Now what is your wish?"

The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!

WORLD PEACE !!
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frozen_north
05-07-2007, 08:57 PM
:) :) :) Nice!

davesmistress
05-08-2007, 03:50 AM
HAhahahahah oh my god....thanks Deputy if it was only that easy.

Badlybent
05-08-2007, 06:53 AM
Super funny. Splish spash, glup, glup, glup...

cum4me
11-01-2007, 11:32 PM
that was great
keep em cumming