View Full Version : Never Argue with a Woman

05-11-2007, 05:10 AM
Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game ward en.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you coul d start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

05-11-2007, 07:54 PM
Well, to be fair, she can technically sexually assault him...she has all the fishing equipment..

05-11-2007, 10:37 PM
HAhahahah Very cute.....thanks

05-11-2007, 11:40 PM
I know where you got this...lol...it was too cute!

05-12-2007, 04:00 AM
lol hahha thought yall might enjoy it

08-02-2008, 10:13 PM
Now that was cute and reminds me of one.

A man took his boat and went to a small lake to fish. He didn't catch any after several hours, so he took out a stick of dinamite and attacked a primer and waterproof fuse.

Lighting the fuse, he threw it into the water a safe distance from his boat.

The resulting explosion caused several fish to float to the surface. He primed another stick and was about to light it when a game warden pulled up to him in another boat.

The warden said, "It's illegal to use explosives to fish."

The fisherman looked at the warden for a moment and lit the fuse and handed it to him saying, "So, are you arresting me or fishing with me?"

08-03-2008, 02:19 AM
LMAO ... Love these. Want more!!!!

Chrissie The Terrapin
08-04-2008, 12:27 PM
sweet, loved it

08-04-2008, 01:26 PM
Lol, that was great. Thanks.

08-05-2008, 08:25 AM
Seen this one before. Still funny but!

08-18-2008, 01:07 AM
Those are both good. I especially like the first one, being partial to women who think.

08-18-2008, 04:32 AM
love both of them

Brigit Astar
08-18-2008, 09:52 PM
good ones

08-20-2008, 08:39 AM
Pretty cool