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Deputy Duffy
05-15-2007, 02:58 PM
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising a country road one evening
when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it
but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary was panicked.

She told her driver to go to the farmhouse and explain what
happened.

She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.

He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand,
a rare Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so
fast I couldn't stop it."

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 03:15 PM
Hahahahahhahahah Oh my I had to read the last lines twice of course...hahahaha

It was very fuuny

Dragola
05-15-2007, 05:40 PM
Is she that unpopular there?