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jaguar
08-14-2007, 08:10 AM
Ditto.
Anyway, niteowl, What'll it be?

niteowluk2003
08-14-2007, 08:12 AM
Hey guys take it easy with our possibe new starlet here and I will catch you all later as that dreaded four letter word is calling.....work.

niteowluk2003
08-14-2007, 08:13 AM
order what you like and I will pick up the tab later Jag, no worries.

catch you all much later guys...

freedom
08-14-2007, 08:17 AM
Bye sweety....remember I want a muliti million dollar contract :)

jaguar
08-14-2007, 08:20 AM
cool. as I was asking earlier, what'll it be on your body?

freedom
08-14-2007, 08:23 AM
hummmm...you're drinking...you pick darling

jaguar
08-14-2007, 08:25 AM
How about some Bailey's?

freedom
08-14-2007, 08:30 AM
sounds good....lol....but it's last call cause I'm going to bed...enjoy your drink on me and I'll cya tomorrow

jaguar
08-14-2007, 08:34 AM
With pleasure my lady... and hopefully you'll get your WM back on then...

jaguar
08-14-2007, 08:45 AM
I get the feeling ww will be here soon, asking for a red beer lol

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 08:57 AM
Well, time for a beer,

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:00 AM
HOW DID I KNOW?
*slides on down to wizard*

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 09:04 AM
Yep, I'm pretty easy to figure out, give me cold beer and hot pussy I'm happy son-of-a-bitch. Or is it hot beer and cold... No, cold beer and hot pussy is right.

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:06 AM
Stick with cold beer and hot pussy.... Isn't hot beer and cold pussy what they have in the U.K.? lol

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 09:10 AM
oh shit, it's on!
Just remeber I didn't say it,
you brits don't need to be beating me with your umbrellas

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:14 AM
I'm not a brit, I'm an Aussie and proud of it, especially with the ashes firmly under our belt lol

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:15 AM
Don't worry:D In Australia we make efforts to have the coldest beer and the hottest pussy around lol...

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 09:17 AM
That's right so when the brits storn the place I'm pointing them your way, i'm sure you'll be out back harrassing the midgets, they're just the right level for it.

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:20 AM
Fuck off they owe us for Gallipoli and us saving their asses in WW2.....

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 09:26 AM
damn i think I'll take a few days off til the brits calm down. Just remember niteowl i was just enjoying a beer and a midget

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:36 AM
Yeah, that'd be right lol... Well ,have to go now. Need some sleep.......

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 09:53 AM
Some sleep, is that some type of new drink??

niteowluk2003
08-14-2007, 01:23 PM
Hey, Wizardwriter, I heard what Jag was saying only trouble was he forgot to mention the hot pussy the Aussie's refer to happens to be on the sheep....lol

Any way their more to be pitied than scolded...lol

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 03:42 PM
damn a sheep fucker, well you got figure he lives upside down, on the bottom of the world, makes sense to me niteowl-
one red beer, right watch for midgets

jaguar
08-14-2007, 05:06 PM
Can't you guys get anything right? lol. It's the New Zealanders that are into sheep, everyone knows that.

Carrot74
08-14-2007, 05:43 PM
I could've sworn it was Scotland: The land where men are men and sheep are damm nervous.

Carrot74
08-14-2007, 05:46 PM
wizard - a question for you.... Have you ever heard of a radio - 'blurb' I'll call it for lack of what the hell to call it - The Champ? It started way back when in Winnipeg in the early 80's and it is about a boxer that has had one puch to the head too many times. The way you talk reminded me of him, so I was wondering if you had ever heard of it?
Have a Budweiser(cringe) on the house.

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 05:48 PM
aye to both, but jag you know you folks have the roo-fucker title cornered

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 05:50 PM
carrot- here your neck the woods wolverine fucking is the sport, which can be brutal- think I'd just rater be a husky fucker

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 06:13 PM
yeah, what was it something Jeff, he'd battling Jeff, what? what?
rob something was the comic

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 06:21 PM
dude's name was Rob Nelson, takes awhile for me to shake it lose, a canuck comedian, seen him life with bad Sam kinison
called himself 'jiffy jeff' did a bunch of commercials like 'Verne'

niteowluk2003
08-14-2007, 06:23 PM
I heard about the aussie guy carrying a full grown sheep under his arm when his mate asked "You shearing?" to which he replied "No go find your own date!"

So it has to be aussie's

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 06:48 PM
two old boys go out back and are putting it to a pair of sheep, one leans over looks at his, then his mates and busts out laughing. His mate looks at him and asks, "Whats so funny?"
You got the ugly one."

jaguar
08-14-2007, 07:02 PM
Jeez you stil can't get it right. But I know one thing, Our personal hygiene is better than the Poms. At least we ain't afraid of water.....

jaguar
08-14-2007, 07:32 PM
Anyway....
Let's have a drink, my shout.

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 08:33 PM
beer here

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:15 PM
Cool
slides down beer for wizard

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 10:48 PM
did a job for this lady with sheep and ask her if they were always out, cause my guys might not get anything done
she says, "oh, are they scared of sheep?"
I laugh, "Oh no, they lo-o-ove them."
still got the job, but her sheep were penned and she stood out there with a shotgun- funny as hell- my guys didn't think so when I told them why she was out there

jaguar
08-15-2007, 04:36 AM
Roflmao......I bet they didn't....... lol
Sorry took so long to post back, took that long to stop laughing....

wizardwriter
08-15-2007, 04:47 AM
nah, dudes that worked for me knew I was an asshole before they ever went to work for me, so they thought the sheep thing was pretty funny, but kept their ass on the roof, afraid it might get full of buckshot-
I only had one rule- if you're drinking on the job throw the empties on the lot next door, don't clutter up our jobsite-

jaguar
08-15-2007, 05:48 AM
Fair enough lol.....
I don't condone drinking at work, unless it's AFTER the day is done. Have seen too many electrocutions and burns for that ......

wizardwriter
08-15-2007, 06:14 AM
Reckon it ain't for everyone, but every decent roofer I trained or worked with did, course we do have one of the highest occupational safety records, but what the hell I don't feel like going off the roof sober

Kristin
08-15-2007, 06:31 AM
Wiz - you are a baaaad boy
*gigles after reading about the sheep-thing*

jaguar
08-15-2007, 07:13 AM
Well hello Kirsten. What'll it be?

freedom
08-15-2007, 07:16 AM
Evening boys and girls

jaguar
08-15-2007, 07:22 AM
Well heeeeelllllloooo there my lady. Didn't recognize toi for a minute, Is that a new costume lol...

freedom
08-15-2007, 07:25 AM
yep new avatar....lol...like it?

jaguar
08-15-2007, 07:28 AM
Love it, it's trippy but cool too...

freedom
08-15-2007, 07:35 AM
glad you like it :)

jaguar
08-15-2007, 07:40 AM
So, what'll it be, sexy? Jager or Bud light?....

niteowluk2003
08-15-2007, 08:43 AM
Hi Freedom, I see the Film company had advanced you your new costume for the Freedom denied epic, but i thought filming was not scheduled for another week or so...

Nice costume though real you....lol

freedom
08-15-2007, 08:46 AM
Bud light please.

Glad you like it Niteowl.

The whole neighbor thing....we like the O to stand alone cause it's like a big hug....there's no u in love....

Now I ask....do you believe that bullshit?

jaguar
08-15-2007, 08:49 AM
slides down bud light to freedom
Like what you've done with your hair .....lol...

niteowluk2003
08-15-2007, 08:52 AM
I was about to say...

sniff sniff, do you smell that...

Is it sheep shit?...no wait...

is it pig shit?... no that's not it..

I know what it is.... That's definate bullshit....lol

niteowluk2003
08-15-2007, 08:54 AM
You spoke of their being no U in love, but then their is no we in it either nor is their any U in hate, but the language of love is more than mere words, its actions and touches, caresses and feelings..

so you don't need the u in love to demonstrate it to the one you care about...lol

and with that I am retiring my soapbox till next time...

freedom
08-15-2007, 09:01 AM
good...you were straining my brain...lmao

Can I get another beer?

jaguar
08-15-2007, 09:04 AM
You can, most certainly, but the cost is now... a kiss my fair maiden

wizardwriter
08-15-2007, 09:20 AM
I need a beer and if you want a kiss fine, but a quick one, no tongue
things i do for a beer

jaguar
08-15-2007, 09:23 AM
didn't mean you, barbarian. EEEEEwwww!

g00ber
08-15-2007, 01:17 PM
aw give him a kiss, we all know you want to:) lol it only took 20mins to post this. takes my PSP 5mins just to load a page. I will leave drinks on the bar for everyone, have fun till I get back ****** properly

wizardwriter
08-15-2007, 05:06 PM
hey goober, good seeing you,
get back soon we need more wit in the forum,
even if it's just from a half-wit

niteowluk2003
08-15-2007, 10:38 PM
Yeah hurry back G00ber M8... After all Wizard is holding his end up trying to drink the bar dry so you should hurry back to give him moral support at the very least....

wizardwriter
08-15-2007, 10:50 PM
and everyone says I'm good for nothing,hah!!

freedom
08-16-2007, 06:00 AM
Someone pour me a very strong drink...I need it

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 06:14 AM
there you go my dear, a mikey special, but will probably taste like jager

freedom
08-16-2007, 06:20 AM
don't care...moonshine would be awesome too

jaguar
08-16-2007, 06:50 AM
Jeez, freedom what's up?

freedom
08-16-2007, 06:52 AM
Long story short time...need sleep...will talk about it tomorrow...just want to get some posting done before bed

jaguar
08-16-2007, 07:20 AM
cool. Enjoy your drink and relax my lady

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 07:35 AM
hey jag can I get a beer please, or do you need another kiss

Kristin
08-16-2007, 07:42 AM
*enter the bar with red cheeks and messy hair*

"God! Guys - I am all stressed up here! I need a nice glass of something cold, please!"

jaguar
08-16-2007, 07:46 AM
What'll it ber, ma'am? and where did you blow in from?

Kristin
08-16-2007, 07:56 AM
"On my way to a meeting, got a call just 15 minutes ago, and I am not prepared! Huge money for my company if I get the deal, though!"
*smiles and breath heavy*
"I just run over here to get a drink to setle my nerves!"

jaguar
08-16-2007, 08:03 AM
Cool have a vodka and red bull on the run!

Kristin
08-16-2007, 08:05 AM
"Mmmh.. that sounds nice! Thanks, honey"

*take the galss and drink, a few drops running down her chin*

"Wow! That's nice

jaguar
08-16-2007, 08:17 AM
Have another, if you dare lol

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 08:24 AM
Figures I'd miss you again sweetie,

Kristin
08-16-2007, 08:24 AM
"Haha - better not! This just puts my energy back on top! Well, I'm off then, knokcing those guys off their shoes!"
*blow a kiss*

"Bye for now!"

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 08:48 AM
you're not only sexy as all get out, you're sneaky, I like that-
good luck Kristin, but I know you don't need luck

jaguar
08-16-2007, 09:03 AM
Ooohhhhhhh!
way to go, wizard, ya big softy!

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:12 AM
Hmmmm?

*slides a hand into Wiz's pants*

"no, nothing soft down here Jag!"

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:15 AM
not around you darling
*I give Kristin a long kiss*

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:18 AM
"Oh!"
*Pulls Wis close and lift one leg up around his hip and rubs against his hard-on *

"That... feels... so good!"

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:21 AM
I unzip my pants and slid my hard dick in her tight pussy*
'No baby, that feels so good." I hold you tight and kiss you.

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:24 AM
*holding herself up at Wiz's shoulders, she start to grind against Wiz, moaning in delight*

"herregud, så deilig! ...

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:29 AM
'Um, kosejente, you feel so good.'
I kiss you, cupping your butt and pulling you up, holding you off the floor, as you rode me.

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:33 AM
*riding Wiz's lovely cock... sliding up and down.. feeeling how he fills me completely*

"Uh...uh.. Wiz, my sweetheart! Don't think I can hold back for long!
More, more, baby!"

*Fingers grasping hard, I bite your neck*

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:39 AM
'Oh yeah, you naughty girl."

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:42 AM
Start squeezing mu thighs hard around you, hips going harder and faster, riding you like crasy. Your hands help me bouche up and down, ****** me ride your fat cock... I throw my head back, moaning deep by every thrust Wiz does.

"give me your load, sweetheart! I need your cum inside me!"

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:47 AM
I bit your neck as I cum inside my girl, then kiss you deeply as you orgasm, squeezing me hard.

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:49 AM
When Wiz releases his cum deep inside me, I groan and press down hard.... the mostlovely orgasm shaking my enture body.

"Wiz - as always, you fuck me so goood! Love you, baby!
*smiles*

"Now - off to that meeting - I bet those guys can smell on me what I'v been up to!"

And Jag - sorry if that offende you! I just can't resist Wizard when he's in "tha mood"! ;)

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:54 AM
See you kosejente,' I blow you a kiss as you head out the door.

freedom
08-17-2007, 05:47 AM
Hey everyone

wizardwriter
08-17-2007, 06:04 AM
hi freedom dear, got a beer for me please

Slimline
08-17-2007, 06:34 AM
<<< wildturky pleas,, no make that two..
hi to all,,,,

freedom
08-17-2007, 06:41 AM
one beer for the Wiz!

Hey Slimline...glad to see ya...drinks are free so enjoy!

wizardwriter
08-17-2007, 06:42 AM
hey, slim,
*Slide down a pair of wild turkey,*
nice seeing you

jaguar
08-17-2007, 06:42 AM
Hi all,
*gets beer for wizard, wild turkey for slimline, Jager for freedom as I nuzzle her neck.*
They must've drunk their's in a hurry, they looked pretty thirsty lol.....
How is everyone?

wizardwriter
08-17-2007, 10:53 PM
'Ah, the weekend is upon us.'
Pop a cold one, then restock the beer cooler, check on freedom's jager stock, even get a new bottle of foo-foo cognac out-
Rest of the liquor looks good.
'What the hell,' I enjoy a shot of tequila-

jaguar
08-17-2007, 11:58 PM
I'll have one of those please!

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 12:05 AM
'At your pleasure," I slide him a snifter of foo-foo, then pop another beer.

dirty knees
08-18-2007, 12:16 AM
*tippy toeing up behind WW i tickle His ribcage and before He can react steal His beer ,, giggling as i quickly scamper out of reach*

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 12:36 AM
'Dammit DK, you sexy beer thieving vixen, i'm going to eat you for that-
Er, I meant beat you, yeah, tie you up and eat you

jaguar
08-18-2007, 01:07 AM
Hey, it's not foo-foo, it's refined you barbarian. And you gave me the wrong drink! I wanted a tequila shot unless that's what you were calling foo-foo.......

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 01:33 AM
keep it up aussie and you'll be getting a piss float."
i slide him down a double tequila shot and pour me a single.
'To that beer thieving DK's avatar, her hair isn't that long or dark, but looks a lot like her, hot lil' devil."

jaguar
08-18-2007, 01:52 AM
No thanks, just let me get pissed lol
thanks for getting it right this time lol

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 02:35 AM
hey, every dog has his day, I'm bound to screw up and get it right once in a while

jaguar
08-18-2007, 02:45 AM
True enough lol

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 02:58 AM
Pop a beer, humming 'Another one bites the dust'

jaguar
08-18-2007, 03:44 AM
We REALLY need a jukebox in here lol...

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 03:57 AM
Oh, and what the fuck is wrong with my off-key humming?

jaguar
08-18-2007, 04:13 AM
Exactly that. I've heard cats fuck with more rhythm...lol...

jaguar
08-18-2007, 04:14 AM
I'd rather hear a cart going downhill with the brakes on....
Now give me another tequila shot....please!......

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 04:55 AM
Well, I never, been so insulted-
*slides another double shot down, and pops a beer*
I'll have you know out in the wild my humming has attracted many a strange creature

jaguar
08-18-2007, 05:11 AM
Strange being the operative word lol... And what did you do with these strange creatures, hmmm?

freedom
08-18-2007, 05:25 AM
damn...don't you know better then to ask?

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 05:31 AM
apparently not, but I've work to do on light, you're off the hook, for now

jaguar
08-18-2007, 05:48 AM
Off the hook for exposing you?... lol

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 06:33 AM
What you're trying to expose me?
What the hell, is that some kinda reversed flasher?
You do that a lot in oz

freedom
08-18-2007, 07:03 AM
exposer...who...where....when....how much

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 07:09 AM
this is why i drink

freedom
08-18-2007, 07:16 AM
why cause I confuse you? hehe

jaguar
08-18-2007, 07:24 AM
You confuse us all lol,,,,,

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 07:30 AM
apparently,
one more cold one

freedom
08-18-2007, 07:52 AM
I don't do it on purpose....i swear

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 08:06 AM
you just bedazzle folks dear

freedom
08-18-2007, 08:08 AM
if you say so...lol

jaguar
08-18-2007, 08:11 AM
but your neck, still looks so delectable ....

freedom
08-18-2007, 08:14 AM
no neck till I get my post so I can go to bed....and I'm going to pout too

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 08:29 AM
don't pout, punt dear

jaguar
08-18-2007, 08:40 AM
I love your pout my lady.....

wizardwriter
08-18-2007, 05:29 PM
red beer- ah breakfast

freedom
08-19-2007, 07:00 AM
Evening everyone...I'm off tomorrow...yeah!!!

g00ber
08-19-2007, 07:19 AM
hello guess whos back, back again, goobers back, tell a friend

freedom
08-19-2007, 07:43 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a drink..did you bring Hamish?

g00ber
08-19-2007, 08:05 AM
might have :P

freedom
08-19-2007, 08:13 AM
I've never met him...you should introduce us and I know wizard misses him

jaguar
08-19-2007, 08:37 AM
Welcome back, Goober!
Am glad to see you again, my lady.

freedom
08-19-2007, 08:47 AM
hey jag

jaguar
08-19-2007, 08:51 AM
Am on msn if you wanna talk
If not well I'll have a vodka and lemon please....

freedom
08-19-2007, 08:59 AM
would love to but can't piece of shit you know....but here's your drink

wizardwriter
08-19-2007, 11:53 AM
i heard POS, someone must be talking about me

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 02:21 AM
Sounds like Slimline staggering back this way, better get some more beers chilled.

Kristin
08-20-2007, 07:08 AM
Good morning all! It's a bright and shiny day in Norway - sun on blue sky always make me in a good mood!
How are you all today? .. or rather; tonight?

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 07:11 AM
Just fine babe,' *I give my girl a big kiss, "are you just bouncing in?'

freedom
08-20-2007, 07:14 AM
Good...just goofing off...but having fun how are you?

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 07:17 AM
besides horny, Kristin dear

Kristin
08-20-2007, 07:47 AM
*winks an eye at Wiz*
Horny? Of course.... and you know I am.... hahaha

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 08:48 AM
I grab your butt, pull you to me and kiss you hard.
"Nice seeing you cutie."

Kristin
08-20-2007, 08:57 AM
Nice seeing you too, sweetheart! Actually, it's been so long that it feels like I am burning! Do you know a way to help me?

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 09:18 AM
"Um-m, possible," I pull you to me, kiss you, and pick up one of your legs, slipping my dick in you, "very possible."

Kristin
08-20-2007, 10:09 AM
"Uh-oh!"
*start panting*
"You always know what I need, don't you, sweetheart?"

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 10:20 AM
Holding you tight I kiss you hard. "Pretty easy, darling, seeing as it's the same thing I need all the time."
You start riding me as I bite your neck, then nibble your ear. "You drive me wild sweetheart."
You dig your fingernails deep into back, and bit into my pec, hard.

jaguar
08-20-2007, 10:20 AM
Hello

Kristin
08-20-2007, 10:33 AM
"Mmmmhhh, Wiz, you fuck me so good!"

"Oh! Sorry Jag! Couldn't restrict myself from having Wizard for a quick one!" *blush*

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 02:45 PM
"Um-m, kosejente, you do a number on me."
I give you a kiss, as you hold me tight

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 03:16 PM
"Oh shit," I give Kristin a kiss, then look around the bar, "I forgot, need to find my spare keys, left freedom a bit tied up in bed." I chuckled. "Handcuffed actually, well she needed an extra little sleep, and will probably thank me later."
I bite Kristin on the neck. 'She can't wait to join us for a long weekend in bed."

g00ber
08-20-2007, 04:30 PM
evening all, can i get a beer?

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 04:34 PM
sure, might be a bit warm, just restocked

g00ber
08-20-2007, 04:37 PM
damn, may as well drink warm piss than drink warm beer

dirty knees
08-20-2007, 05:10 PM
now goober that sure doesnt sound very appealing *grins*

g00ber
08-20-2007, 05:16 PM
hmm that depends on whos it is


rofl

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 05:50 PM
Hey DK how is your sexy butt this morning, besides yummy
here's a cold one goober, all is right in the world once again

dirty knees
08-20-2007, 07:43 PM
my sexy butt needs a spanky as always WW *winks*
how is that sexy thang of Yours today? huh huh *licking my lips*

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 08:13 PM
With you babe hard as usual, and you need more than a spanking you lil' hottie

dirty knees
08-20-2007, 08:20 PM
promises promises *giggling as i wiggle my behind at You*

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 08:40 PM
'I don't how you escape my magic, but get back here you sexy thang.
I'll be waiting for you in the back room."

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 03:45 AM
better get ready for the night rush-

jaguar
08-21-2007, 07:19 AM
g'day all.
Will have a tequila double shot please

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 07:40 AM
slide a double tequila
'Hey jag, what the hell's up'

jaguar
08-21-2007, 08:08 AM
What do you mean ww?

freedom
08-21-2007, 08:31 AM
Evening everyone...how's everybody doing?

jaguar
08-21-2007, 09:43 AM
Would love to be that spike lol....
A jager or a bud light my lady?

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 09:48 AM
you guessed it jag a jager and bud light, to the lovely lady
coffee for me-
nah, just fuckin' with you I'll have a beer

jaguar
08-21-2007, 10:00 AM
You nearly gave me a heart attack with the coffee request...
Beer for ww, jager and bud light for the lady....

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 10:03 AM
yeah, thought I might, just had some shit on my boots,
didn't see no reason to waste beer

jaguar
08-21-2007, 10:14 AM
Haha friggin' ha.
Am gonna crash.
Later dudes and dudettes.

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 10:21 AM
believe it or not me too,
nah, just bullshitin' got work to do,
later dude

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 03:35 PM
better brew some coffee
but i need a red beer

g00ber
08-21-2007, 07:26 PM
hmm noone here sigh

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 09:50 PM
slide goober down some more,
but stick with my beer

g00ber
08-21-2007, 09:56 PM
can i get a cold bud

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 10:09 PM
just gave you some more, didn't say you needed a chaser,"
adding with a grumble, 'damn this customer is always right sucks'
*chucks a cold beer the monkey's way *

g00ber
08-21-2007, 10:15 PM
ooh aah aah eek eek

wizardwriter
08-21-2007, 10:26 PM
dude, what's with the reflexes,
you been abusing the midgets out back and getting slow
*slide a cold bud to goober, who is now swinging from the rafters*
Yep, definitely been tapping those midgets

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 04:41 AM
I restock the beer expecting a big run

SecretScribe
08-22-2007, 05:02 AM
I restock the beer expecting a big run
make sure there is Guiness and Fat Tire ... I like my Black and Tans with a Colorado twist:cool:.

This must be the bar you meant ... I kept looking for a damn Forum!!!

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 05:36 AM
sorry, i used to post the link, better start again
we got it all help yourself
*slide a guiness Secret's way*

SecretScribe
08-22-2007, 05:49 AM
No need to post a link ... I'm fairly sure it's a case of "syad's disease" (Sys Admin can't figure out problem, drinks to drown sorrows, loses yet further brain cells)

and thank you for the Guinness! nothing like a proper nitrogen-bubble beer!

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 05:55 AM
No problem for you, but I invite everyone here, best start giving out the link=
glad you found your way here

freedom
08-22-2007, 06:02 AM
Hey damn it wizard....you're slipping...he said beer was ON him...this isn't how this bar works!!!

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 06:05 AM
he didn't say it here darling, no s-sh you'll ruin the surprise

freedom
08-22-2007, 06:07 AM
*sighs* fine...party pooper

SecretScribe
08-22-2007, 06:10 AM
you are forgetting the fact that I'm probably going to miss my mouth here soon anyhow ...

freedom
08-22-2007, 06:11 AM
lol...will you get mad if I laugh?

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 06:15 AM
Hey everyone beer's on secretscribe
*PLOSH* beers take flight from the four corners-
'Ah, secret reckon I shoulda told you folks are literal around here, but it wouldn't be as much fun'

SecretScribe
08-22-2007, 06:17 AM
Nope, not at all ... but you can damn well sure bet that my first words after the event are going to be on the "Damn! Damn! Damn!" thread ;)

freedom
08-22-2007, 06:21 AM
glad I ain't got to clean up this mess...lol

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 06:21 AM
I hand secret a towel, 'best dry off, around here we tend to buy a round, don't say the other.'
*I slide SS a fresh Guiness*

SecretScribe
08-22-2007, 06:32 AM
I hand secret a towel, 'best dry off, around here we tend to buy a round, don't say the other.'
*I slide SS a fresh Guiness*
Hmmmm ... with friends like these ... I could really enjoy myself! (most places wouldn't hand me a towel!)

Cheers mates!

freedom
08-22-2007, 06:38 AM
we're not most places....:)...if you're here...you're family :)...or sex kitten...or pervert...well...you get the idea

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 06:48 AM
hey, don't get too carried away SS I'm a barbarian, next time I'm apt to just hump your leg, instead of giving you a towel

freedom
08-22-2007, 06:51 AM
*smacks wizard on the head*

I told you not to run him off damn it...now be nice

niteowluk2003
08-22-2007, 07:05 AM
Hi Everyone, looks like I missed the fun again...

So who could not find the toilet this time...lol

anyone for a drink?

SecretScribe
08-22-2007, 07:06 AM
hey, don't get too carried away SS I'm a barbarian, next time I'm apt to just hump your leg, instead of giving you a towel
you just gotta love barbaric flirting ... ;sword


*smacks wizard on the head*

I told you not to run him off damn it...now be nice
now, now ... he was doing the best he could ... :rolleyes:

niteowluk2003
08-22-2007, 07:07 AM
Barman, I have a Orange Smoothie and what ever anyone else wants....

Make Wizards a large one, if you can work magic.....lol

Sorry Wizard could not resist....

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 07:08 AM
Everyone's here for a drink, niteowl

freedom
08-22-2007, 07:24 AM
ok SS if he's not bothering you I won't read him from the rolled up newspaper...lmao

Hey Niteowl...haven't seen your boy on in a while.

niteowluk2003
08-22-2007, 07:27 AM
No work commitments are keeping him away and also a few family problems in native Yorkshire are rearing their heads again so even i will be missing for a few days this week.

I suspect you would prefer to see my son though....lol

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 07:35 AM
I give a wave of my cowboy hat, and everyone's glass is refilled, now that's magic.

freedom
08-22-2007, 07:38 AM
hey now...I don't know him... never really talked to him...lol....I like you just fine Niteowl...you're great :)

niteowluk2003
08-22-2007, 08:11 AM
Hi Freedom, well excavated.... you dug yourself out of that hole with great style....lmao

niteowluk2003
08-22-2007, 08:14 AM
I give a wave of my cowboy hat, and everyone's glass is refilled, now that's magic.

Now do your usual magic Wizard and make all the beer disappear....lol

freedom
08-22-2007, 08:18 AM
I was just curious cause he showed up...then POOF...gone...lol

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 08:24 AM
You can't be talking about me, cuz poof I showed up and won't leave-
Yeah, I know all about the restraining order Freedom, but I believe it says the court suggests I stay 300 feet away, and I suggest the court can pound sand, we're even-
I make a couple beers disappear

jaguar
08-22-2007, 09:06 AM
Gimmer a couple of tequila slammers, fast!

Kristin
08-22-2007, 10:12 AM
Hi guys! Anything fun going on here today?
*winks an eye*

freedom
08-22-2007, 10:15 AM
always something going on...lol

Kristin
08-22-2007, 10:19 AM
Hi three Freedom! *hugs*
I got sooo bored at office, I just had to stop working.... though I might find something amusing at Bluestories... always something nice&hot to read here, you know :D

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 10:23 AM
Hiya Kristin sweetie,
bored at the office, well now welcome to my office, wanna see what's behind the bar?

Kristin
08-22-2007, 10:25 AM
*flash a huge smile at Wiz*

Jeah! Sure! You always seem to have somthing fun going on, sweetheart. Take me behind the bar and show me, please :D

wizardwriter
08-22-2007, 11:16 AM
She came around the bar and I grabbed a hold of her, and kissed her. "You are such a naughty girl." I turned her around, bite her on the shoulder, pushing her down on to the bar.

wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 02:16 AM
Time to clean the place up before the eve rush-
where the hell are the midgets?

SecretScribe
08-23-2007, 05:26 AM
*enters slowly ... sees the clean, nigh empty bar*
*finds a comfy, out of the way booth*
*sinks heavily to his seat*
*pulls forth a battered notebook, pencil, and eraser*
*orders a Black&Tan*
*smooths out the empty page*
*... and pauses in long thought and weariness*

wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 06:03 AM
Black & Tan to Secret,
and a Guiness chaser for his deep thoughts

SecretScribe
08-23-2007, 06:24 AM
Thank you kind sir!
You are a gentleman and scholar. Please serve yourself something of your choosing, my dime!

*examines statement carefully after last night's ... entertainment*
*feels reasonably safe*
*other than the "gentleman and scholar" insult tossed out at the beginning ... :)*

wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 06:29 AM
And thank you kindly right back at you, Secret'
I pop a bud, and look at the clock,
wondering when Kristin might be by-

jaguar
08-23-2007, 06:34 AM
Hey all! Double tequila slammer for its been a long day wiz.....
Oh hello there, secret scribe.

SecretScribe
08-23-2007, 06:57 AM
*peering up from a scribbled mess*
Greetings jaguar! A long day indeed ... but just possibly quite fair at the end. We shall see! ... perhaps it's dross or perhaps it's not
*posts a cleaned up copy on the bulletin board*
*packs away the tools ... and enjoys a leisurely finish to the beer~*

wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 07:01 AM
double tequila slammer, make that a double double,
*slide it to Jag*
Wonder why secret picks that table, where are the midgets

SecretScribe
08-23-2007, 07:05 AM
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Wonder why secret picks that table, where are the midgets
The table was to the side, neither too bright, nor too dark ...
And as to the midgets ... well they put me in mind ... of another place :)

jaguar
08-23-2007, 07:15 AM
And what place would that be, secret scribe?
Thanks wiz, and whatever you're having, I'm buying.
That goes for you too, secret scribe.

SecretScribe
08-23-2007, 07:45 AM
Thank you for the offer, but it time for this one to think of the morrrow. As to the place, it's on the Non-Erotic Poetry forum ... surprising where a single word can lead (and many would say "around the bend, forgot the paddle" ;))

Cheers all! I'm off to dreamland!

wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 07:48 AM
me jag, i'll think i'll have a coffee, no lemonade, no milk,
nah fuck it i'll take a bud

jaguar
08-23-2007, 07:51 AM
Fuck!
I thought you might have been coming with a mind-threateningt illness there lol.....

Kristin
08-23-2007, 11:19 AM
Hi guys!!!! How are you all?

Kristin
08-23-2007, 11:31 AM
*sad face*
Oh! They all left.... Aww, and Wizardwriter was here earlier!
Damn! I was hoping that.. oh, never mind!

wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 04:18 PM
ah kristin dear,
sorry I missed you, but I'm sure you enjoyed your office memo,
oh, can you see about getting a bigger desk I get cramped under there,
your wizard

SecretScribe
08-23-2007, 06:22 PM
*Well, this claims to be a Bar and Grill ... wonder if they have any decent coffee?*

orders a double mocha latte!

*hmmm ... that might be tad excessive ... looks more like a sliders and brews kind a place ;)*

dirty knees
08-23-2007, 07:43 PM
*lil wave*
hi y'all
i hope everyone is having a wonderful day

wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 07:58 PM
Are now, sweet cheeks.'
Have no idea how she keeps disappearing, lil' hottie.

SecretScribe
08-24-2007, 03:37 AM
*Well, this claims to be a Bar and Grill ... wonder if they have any decent coffee?*

orders a double mocha latte!

*hmmm ... that might be tad excessive ... looks more like a sliders and brews kind a place ;)*
As I thought ... not really in the style of this establishment :eek: ... and actually I like it better that way ... after all what kind of proper carousing could you do at a place where you could order a double mocha latte???

Now that it is evening, I think a tall rum and diet would suit the bill (and help drown the sorrows of a truly miserable performance by the trivia team tonite).

By the way, is there an official bartender? (thinking it might be Wizard), a silent bartender who just magically delivers? ... or is it more casual and any regular can go behind the bar and make his own (and of course depositing the required donation on an honor basis?)

Cheers all!
Scribbler

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 03:53 AM
it's all the above secret,
self serve, originating from another plane so your every wish truly granted drink wise, ladies are... well, ladies
*slide down an empty glass to Secret and it's full at arrival*
It's magic *I doff my cowboy hat*

SecretScribe
08-24-2007, 04:19 AM
A magic bar, with a resident wizard (in cowboy hat no less! ... what will the guild think of that!) ... now this is really cool! My kind of place.

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 04:25 AM
I got pics somewhere on site, I'm also bad santa-my white beard
so, yeah I'm a multi-tasker, including major resident here abouts-

SecretScribe
08-24-2007, 04:42 AM
I got pics somewhere on site
Thou art brave ... too many people out there who are just plain nuts or worse (whether occasionally or full-time). I've certainly been know to send pictures privately, but I won't put them out in a purely public place. Even when I send them privately, I use encryption

(occupational hazard, one of my many job roles is computer security ... anymore I don't think there is such a thing as being too careful with private information on the internet. Obviously everyone has to balance this against their desire to interact with others on the web ... because the logical conclusion of max security is to never get on the web/internet, never use anything but cash, etc.)

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 04:52 AM
Secret, have enough pics in post offices and various law enforcement agencies I figured what the hell-
*Pop a beer getting ready for the rush*

Kristin
08-24-2007, 06:37 AM
'Morning guys - or 'Evening would suite you better?

jaguar
08-24-2007, 07:15 AM
Afternoon for me but hey- each to their time zone.
My weekend is officially under way, so make mine a triple ss wiz-
He's the only one who can make it to my satisfaction and taste lol....

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 07:25 AM
hey jag, whoa a triple SS, lets set that weekend off with a bang
*I slide down an empty glass, and it's magically filled*
Kristin, my dear, what can I get you besides me