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08-14-2007, 08:10 AM
Anyway, niteowl, What'll it be?

08-14-2007, 08:12 AM
Hey guys take it easy with our possibe new starlet here and I will catch you all later as that dreaded four letter word is calling.....work.

08-14-2007, 08:13 AM
order what you like and I will pick up the tab later Jag, no worries.

catch you all much later guys...

08-14-2007, 08:17 AM
Bye sweety....remember I want a muliti million dollar contract :)

08-14-2007, 08:20 AM
cool. as I was asking earlier, what'll it be on your body?

08-14-2007, 08:23 AM
hummmm...you're drinking...you pick darling

08-14-2007, 08:25 AM
How about some Bailey's?

08-14-2007, 08:30 AM
sounds good....lol....but it's last call cause I'm going to bed...enjoy your drink on me and I'll cya tomorrow

08-14-2007, 08:34 AM
With pleasure my lady... and hopefully you'll get your WM back on then...

08-14-2007, 08:45 AM
I get the feeling ww will be here soon, asking for a red beer lol

08-14-2007, 08:57 AM
Well, time for a beer,

08-14-2007, 09:00 AM
*slides on down to wizard*

08-14-2007, 09:04 AM
Yep, I'm pretty easy to figure out, give me cold beer and hot pussy I'm happy son-of-a-bitch. Or is it hot beer and cold... No, cold beer and hot pussy is right.

08-14-2007, 09:06 AM
Stick with cold beer and hot pussy.... Isn't hot beer and cold pussy what they have in the U.K.? lol

08-14-2007, 09:10 AM
oh shit, it's on!
Just remeber I didn't say it,
you brits don't need to be beating me with your umbrellas

08-14-2007, 09:14 AM
I'm not a brit, I'm an Aussie and proud of it, especially with the ashes firmly under our belt lol

08-14-2007, 09:15 AM
Don't worry:D In Australia we make efforts to have the coldest beer and the hottest pussy around lol...

08-14-2007, 09:17 AM
That's right so when the brits storn the place I'm pointing them your way, i'm sure you'll be out back harrassing the midgets, they're just the right level for it.

08-14-2007, 09:20 AM
Fuck off they owe us for Gallipoli and us saving their asses in WW2.....

08-14-2007, 09:26 AM
damn i think I'll take a few days off til the brits calm down. Just remember niteowl i was just enjoying a beer and a midget

08-14-2007, 09:36 AM
Yeah, that'd be right lol... Well ,have to go now. Need some sleep.......

08-14-2007, 09:53 AM
Some sleep, is that some type of new drink??

08-14-2007, 01:23 PM
Hey, Wizardwriter, I heard what Jag was saying only trouble was he forgot to mention the hot pussy the Aussie's refer to happens to be on the sheep....lol

Any way their more to be pitied than scolded...lol

08-14-2007, 03:42 PM
damn a sheep fucker, well you got figure he lives upside down, on the bottom of the world, makes sense to me niteowl-
one red beer, right watch for midgets

08-14-2007, 05:06 PM
Can't you guys get anything right? lol. It's the New Zealanders that are into sheep, everyone knows that.

08-14-2007, 05:43 PM
I could've sworn it was Scotland: The land where men are men and sheep are damm nervous.

08-14-2007, 05:46 PM
wizard - a question for you.... Have you ever heard of a radio - 'blurb' I'll call it for lack of what the hell to call it - The Champ? It started way back when in Winnipeg in the early 80's and it is about a boxer that has had one puch to the head too many times. The way you talk reminded me of him, so I was wondering if you had ever heard of it?
Have a Budweiser(cringe) on the house.

08-14-2007, 05:48 PM
aye to both, but jag you know you folks have the roo-fucker title cornered

08-14-2007, 05:50 PM
carrot- here your neck the woods wolverine fucking is the sport, which can be brutal- think I'd just rater be a husky fucker

08-14-2007, 06:13 PM
yeah, what was it something Jeff, he'd battling Jeff, what? what?
rob something was the comic

08-14-2007, 06:21 PM
dude's name was Rob Nelson, takes awhile for me to shake it lose, a canuck comedian, seen him life with bad Sam kinison
called himself 'jiffy jeff' did a bunch of commercials like 'Verne'

08-14-2007, 06:23 PM
I heard about the aussie guy carrying a full grown sheep under his arm when his mate asked "You shearing?" to which he replied "No go find your own date!"

So it has to be aussie's

08-14-2007, 06:48 PM
two old boys go out back and are putting it to a pair of sheep, one leans over looks at his, then his mates and busts out laughing. His mate looks at him and asks, "Whats so funny?"
You got the ugly one."

08-14-2007, 07:02 PM
Jeez you stil can't get it right. But I know one thing, Our personal hygiene is better than the Poms. At least we ain't afraid of water.....

08-14-2007, 07:32 PM
Let's have a drink, my shout.

08-14-2007, 08:33 PM
beer here

08-14-2007, 09:15 PM
slides down beer for wizard

08-14-2007, 10:48 PM
did a job for this lady with sheep and ask her if they were always out, cause my guys might not get anything done
she says, "oh, are they scared of sheep?"
I laugh, "Oh no, they lo-o-ove them."
still got the job, but her sheep were penned and she stood out there with a shotgun- funny as hell- my guys didn't think so when I told them why she was out there

08-15-2007, 04:36 AM
Roflmao......I bet they didn't....... lol
Sorry took so long to post back, took that long to stop laughing....

08-15-2007, 04:47 AM
nah, dudes that worked for me knew I was an asshole before they ever went to work for me, so they thought the sheep thing was pretty funny, but kept their ass on the roof, afraid it might get full of buckshot-
I only had one rule- if you're drinking on the job throw the empties on the lot next door, don't clutter up our jobsite-

08-15-2007, 05:48 AM
Fair enough lol.....
I don't condone drinking at work, unless it's AFTER the day is done. Have seen too many electrocutions and burns for that ......

08-15-2007, 06:14 AM
Reckon it ain't for everyone, but every decent roofer I trained or worked with did, course we do have one of the highest occupational safety records, but what the hell I don't feel like going off the roof sober

08-15-2007, 06:31 AM
Wiz - you are a baaaad boy
*gigles after reading about the sheep-thing*

08-15-2007, 07:13 AM
Well hello Kirsten. What'll it be?

08-15-2007, 07:16 AM
Evening boys and girls

08-15-2007, 07:22 AM
Well heeeeelllllloooo there my lady. Didn't recognize toi for a minute, Is that a new costume lol...

08-15-2007, 07:25 AM
yep new avatar....lol...like it?

08-15-2007, 07:28 AM
Love it, it's trippy but cool too...

08-15-2007, 07:35 AM
glad you like it :)

08-15-2007, 07:40 AM
So, what'll it be, sexy? Jager or Bud light?....

08-15-2007, 08:43 AM
Hi Freedom, I see the Film company had advanced you your new costume for the Freedom denied epic, but i thought filming was not scheduled for another week or so...

Nice costume though real you....lol

08-15-2007, 08:46 AM
Bud light please.

Glad you like it Niteowl.

The whole neighbor thing....we like the O to stand alone cause it's like a big hug....there's no u in love....

Now I ask....do you believe that bullshit?

08-15-2007, 08:49 AM
slides down bud light to freedom
Like what you've done with your hair .....lol...

08-15-2007, 08:52 AM
I was about to say...

sniff sniff, do you smell that...

Is it sheep shit?...no wait...

is it pig shit?... no that's not it..

I know what it is.... That's definate bullshit....lol

08-15-2007, 08:54 AM
You spoke of their being no U in love, but then their is no we in it either nor is their any U in hate, but the language of love is more than mere words, its actions and touches, caresses and feelings..

so you don't need the u in love to demonstrate it to the one you care about...lol

and with that I am retiring my soapbox till next time...

08-15-2007, 09:01 AM
good...you were straining my brain...lmao

Can I get another beer?

08-15-2007, 09:04 AM
You can, most certainly, but the cost is now... a kiss my fair maiden

08-15-2007, 09:20 AM
I need a beer and if you want a kiss fine, but a quick one, no tongue
things i do for a beer

08-15-2007, 09:23 AM
didn't mean you, barbarian. EEEEEwwww!

08-15-2007, 01:17 PM
aw give him a kiss, we all know you want to:) lol it only took 20mins to post this. takes my PSP 5mins just to load a page. I will leave drinks on the bar for everyone, have fun till I get back ****** properly

08-15-2007, 05:06 PM
hey goober, good seeing you,
get back soon we need more wit in the forum,
even if it's just from a half-wit

08-15-2007, 10:38 PM
Yeah hurry back G00ber M8... After all Wizard is holding his end up trying to drink the bar dry so you should hurry back to give him moral support at the very least....

08-15-2007, 10:50 PM
and everyone says I'm good for nothing,hah!!

08-16-2007, 06:00 AM
Someone pour me a very strong drink...I need it

08-16-2007, 06:14 AM
there you go my dear, a mikey special, but will probably taste like jager

08-16-2007, 06:20 AM
don't care...moonshine would be awesome too

08-16-2007, 06:50 AM
Jeez, freedom what's up?

08-16-2007, 06:52 AM
Long story short time...need sleep...will talk about it tomorrow...just want to get some posting done before bed

08-16-2007, 07:20 AM
cool. Enjoy your drink and relax my lady

08-16-2007, 07:35 AM
hey jag can I get a beer please, or do you need another kiss

08-16-2007, 07:42 AM
*enter the bar with red cheeks and messy hair*

"God! Guys - I am all stressed up here! I need a nice glass of something cold, please!"

08-16-2007, 07:46 AM
What'll it ber, ma'am? and where did you blow in from?

08-16-2007, 07:56 AM
"On my way to a meeting, got a call just 15 minutes ago, and I am not prepared! Huge money for my company if I get the deal, though!"
*smiles and breath heavy*
"I just run over here to get a drink to setle my nerves!"

08-16-2007, 08:03 AM
Cool have a vodka and red bull on the run!

08-16-2007, 08:05 AM
"Mmmh.. that sounds nice! Thanks, honey"

*take the galss and drink, a few drops running down her chin*

"Wow! That's nice

08-16-2007, 08:17 AM
Have another, if you dare lol

08-16-2007, 08:24 AM
Figures I'd miss you again sweetie,

08-16-2007, 08:24 AM
"Haha - better not! This just puts my energy back on top! Well, I'm off then, knokcing those guys off their shoes!"
*blow a kiss*

"Bye for now!"

08-16-2007, 08:48 AM
you're not only sexy as all get out, you're sneaky, I like that-
good luck Kristin, but I know you don't need luck

08-16-2007, 09:03 AM
way to go, wizard, ya big softy!

08-16-2007, 09:12 AM

*slides a hand into Wiz's pants*

"no, nothing soft down here Jag!"

08-16-2007, 09:15 AM
not around you darling
*I give Kristin a long kiss*

08-16-2007, 09:18 AM
*Pulls Wis close and lift one leg up around his hip and rubs against his hard-on *

"That... feels... so good!"

08-16-2007, 09:21 AM
I unzip my pants and slid my hard dick in her tight pussy*
'No baby, that feels so good." I hold you tight and kiss you.

08-16-2007, 09:24 AM
*holding herself up at Wiz's shoulders, she start to grind against Wiz, moaning in delight*

"herregud, så deilig! ...

08-16-2007, 09:29 AM
'Um, kosejente, you feel so good.'
I kiss you, cupping your butt and pulling you up, holding you off the floor, as you rode me.

08-16-2007, 09:33 AM
*riding Wiz's lovely cock... sliding up and down.. feeeling how he fills me completely*

"Uh...uh.. Wiz, my sweetheart! Don't think I can hold back for long!
More, more, baby!"

*Fingers grasping hard, I bite your neck*

08-16-2007, 09:39 AM
'Oh yeah, you naughty girl."

08-16-2007, 09:42 AM
Start squeezing mu thighs hard around you, hips going harder and faster, riding you like crasy. Your hands help me bouche up and down, ****** me ride your fat cock... I throw my head back, moaning deep by every thrust Wiz does.

"give me your load, sweetheart! I need your cum inside me!"

08-16-2007, 09:47 AM
I bit your neck as I cum inside my girl, then kiss you deeply as you orgasm, squeezing me hard.

08-16-2007, 09:49 AM
When Wiz releases his cum deep inside me, I groan and press down hard.... the mostlovely orgasm shaking my enture body.

"Wiz - as always, you fuck me so goood! Love you, baby!

"Now - off to that meeting - I bet those guys can smell on me what I'v been up to!"

And Jag - sorry if that offende you! I just can't resist Wizard when he's in "tha mood"! ;)

08-16-2007, 09:54 AM
See you kosejente,' I blow you a kiss as you head out the door.

08-17-2007, 05:47 AM
Hey everyone

08-17-2007, 06:04 AM
hi freedom dear, got a beer for me please

08-17-2007, 06:34 AM
<<< wildturky pleas,, no make that two..
hi to all,,,,

08-17-2007, 06:41 AM
one beer for the Wiz!

Hey Slimline...glad to see ya...drinks are free so enjoy!

08-17-2007, 06:42 AM
hey, slim,
*Slide down a pair of wild turkey,*
nice seeing you

08-17-2007, 06:42 AM
Hi all,
*gets beer for wizard, wild turkey for slimline, Jager for freedom as I nuzzle her neck.*
They must've drunk their's in a hurry, they looked pretty thirsty lol.....
How is everyone?

08-17-2007, 10:53 PM
'Ah, the weekend is upon us.'
Pop a cold one, then restock the beer cooler, check on freedom's jager stock, even get a new bottle of foo-foo cognac out-
Rest of the liquor looks good.
'What the hell,' I enjoy a shot of tequila-

08-17-2007, 11:58 PM
I'll have one of those please!

08-18-2007, 12:05 AM
'At your pleasure," I slide him a snifter of foo-foo, then pop another beer.

dirty knees
08-18-2007, 12:16 AM
*tippy toeing up behind WW i tickle His ribcage and before He can react steal His beer ,, giggling as i quickly scamper out of reach*

08-18-2007, 12:36 AM
'Dammit DK, you sexy beer thieving vixen, i'm going to eat you for that-
Er, I meant beat you, yeah, tie you up and eat you

08-18-2007, 01:07 AM
Hey, it's not foo-foo, it's refined you barbarian. And you gave me the wrong drink! I wanted a tequila shot unless that's what you were calling foo-foo.......

08-18-2007, 01:33 AM
keep it up aussie and you'll be getting a piss float."
i slide him down a double tequila shot and pour me a single.
'To that beer thieving DK's avatar, her hair isn't that long or dark, but looks a lot like her, hot lil' devil."

08-18-2007, 01:52 AM
No thanks, just let me get pissed lol
thanks for getting it right this time lol

08-18-2007, 02:35 AM
hey, every dog has his day, I'm bound to screw up and get it right once in a while

08-18-2007, 02:45 AM
True enough lol

08-18-2007, 02:58 AM
Pop a beer, humming 'Another one bites the dust'

08-18-2007, 03:44 AM
We REALLY need a jukebox in here lol...

08-18-2007, 03:57 AM
Oh, and what the fuck is wrong with my off-key humming?

08-18-2007, 04:13 AM
Exactly that. I've heard cats fuck with more rhythm...lol...

08-18-2007, 04:14 AM
I'd rather hear a cart going downhill with the brakes on....
Now give me another tequila shot....please!......

08-18-2007, 04:55 AM
Well, I never, been so insulted-
*slides another double shot down, and pops a beer*
I'll have you know out in the wild my humming has attracted many a strange creature

08-18-2007, 05:11 AM
Strange being the operative word lol... And what did you do with these strange creatures, hmmm?

08-18-2007, 05:25 AM
damn...don't you know better then to ask?

08-18-2007, 05:31 AM
apparently not, but I've work to do on light, you're off the hook, for now

08-18-2007, 05:48 AM
Off the hook for exposing you?... lol

08-18-2007, 06:33 AM
What you're trying to expose me?
What the hell, is that some kinda reversed flasher?
You do that a lot in oz

08-18-2007, 07:03 AM
exposer...who...where....when....how much

08-18-2007, 07:09 AM
this is why i drink

08-18-2007, 07:16 AM
why cause I confuse you? hehe

08-18-2007, 07:24 AM
You confuse us all lol,,,,,

08-18-2007, 07:30 AM
one more cold one

08-18-2007, 07:52 AM
I don't do it on purpose....i swear

08-18-2007, 08:06 AM
you just bedazzle folks dear

08-18-2007, 08:08 AM
if you say so...lol

08-18-2007, 08:11 AM
but your neck, still looks so delectable ....

08-18-2007, 08:14 AM
no neck till I get my post so I can go to bed....and I'm going to pout too

08-18-2007, 08:29 AM
don't pout, punt dear

08-18-2007, 08:40 AM
I love your pout my lady.....

08-18-2007, 05:29 PM
red beer- ah breakfast

08-19-2007, 07:00 AM
Evening everyone...I'm off tomorrow...yeah!!!

08-19-2007, 07:19 AM
hello guess whos back, back again, goobers back, tell a friend

08-19-2007, 07:43 AM

Have a drink..did you bring Hamish?

08-19-2007, 08:05 AM
might have :P

08-19-2007, 08:13 AM
I've never met him...you should introduce us and I know wizard misses him

08-19-2007, 08:37 AM
Welcome back, Goober!
Am glad to see you again, my lady.

08-19-2007, 08:47 AM
hey jag

08-19-2007, 08:51 AM
Am on msn if you wanna talk
If not well I'll have a vodka and lemon please....

08-19-2007, 08:59 AM
would love to but can't piece of shit you know....but here's your drink

08-19-2007, 11:53 AM
i heard POS, someone must be talking about me

08-20-2007, 02:21 AM
Sounds like Slimline staggering back this way, better get some more beers chilled.

08-20-2007, 07:08 AM
Good morning all! It's a bright and shiny day in Norway - sun on blue sky always make me in a good mood!
How are you all today? .. or rather; tonight?

08-20-2007, 07:11 AM
Just fine babe,' *I give my girl a big kiss, "are you just bouncing in?'

08-20-2007, 07:14 AM
Good...just goofing off...but having fun how are you?

08-20-2007, 07:17 AM
besides horny, Kristin dear

08-20-2007, 07:47 AM
*winks an eye at Wiz*
Horny? Of course.... and you know I am.... hahaha

08-20-2007, 08:48 AM
I grab your butt, pull you to me and kiss you hard.
"Nice seeing you cutie."

08-20-2007, 08:57 AM
Nice seeing you too, sweetheart! Actually, it's been so long that it feels like I am burning! Do you know a way to help me?

08-20-2007, 09:18 AM
"Um-m, possible," I pull you to me, kiss you, and pick up one of your legs, slipping my dick in you, "very possible."

08-20-2007, 10:09 AM
*start panting*
"You always know what I need, don't you, sweetheart?"

08-20-2007, 10:20 AM
Holding you tight I kiss you hard. "Pretty easy, darling, seeing as it's the same thing I need all the time."
You start riding me as I bite your neck, then nibble your ear. "You drive me wild sweetheart."
You dig your fingernails deep into back, and bit into my pec, hard.

08-20-2007, 10:20 AM

08-20-2007, 10:33 AM
"Mmmmhhh, Wiz, you fuck me so good!"

"Oh! Sorry Jag! Couldn't restrict myself from having Wizard for a quick one!" *blush*

08-20-2007, 02:45 PM
"Um-m, kosejente, you do a number on me."
I give you a kiss, as you hold me tight

08-20-2007, 03:16 PM
"Oh shit," I give Kristin a kiss, then look around the bar, "I forgot, need to find my spare keys, left freedom a bit tied up in bed." I chuckled. "Handcuffed actually, well she needed an extra little sleep, and will probably thank me later."
I bite Kristin on the neck. 'She can't wait to join us for a long weekend in bed."

08-20-2007, 04:30 PM
evening all, can i get a beer?

08-20-2007, 04:34 PM
sure, might be a bit warm, just restocked

08-20-2007, 04:37 PM
damn, may as well drink warm piss than drink warm beer

dirty knees
08-20-2007, 05:10 PM
now goober that sure doesnt sound very appealing *grins*

08-20-2007, 05:16 PM
hmm that depends on whos it is


08-20-2007, 05:50 PM
Hey DK how is your sexy butt this morning, besides yummy
here's a cold one goober, all is right in the world once again

dirty knees
08-20-2007, 07:43 PM
my sexy butt needs a spanky as always WW *winks*
how is that sexy thang of Yours today? huh huh *licking my lips*

08-20-2007, 08:13 PM
With you babe hard as usual, and you need more than a spanking you lil' hottie

dirty knees
08-20-2007, 08:20 PM
promises promises *giggling as i wiggle my behind at You*

08-20-2007, 08:40 PM
'I don't how you escape my magic, but get back here you sexy thang.
I'll be waiting for you in the back room."

08-21-2007, 03:45 AM
better get ready for the night rush-

08-21-2007, 07:19 AM
g'day all.
Will have a tequila double shot please

08-21-2007, 07:40 AM
slide a double tequila
'Hey jag, what the hell's up'

08-21-2007, 08:08 AM
What do you mean ww?

08-21-2007, 08:31 AM
Evening everyone...how's everybody doing?

08-21-2007, 09:43 AM
Would love to be that spike lol....
A jager or a bud light my lady?

08-21-2007, 09:48 AM
you guessed it jag a jager and bud light, to the lovely lady
coffee for me-
nah, just fuckin' with you I'll have a beer

08-21-2007, 10:00 AM
You nearly gave me a heart attack with the coffee request...
Beer for ww, jager and bud light for the lady....

08-21-2007, 10:03 AM
yeah, thought I might, just had some shit on my boots,
didn't see no reason to waste beer

08-21-2007, 10:14 AM
Haha friggin' ha.
Am gonna crash.
Later dudes and dudettes.

08-21-2007, 10:21 AM
believe it or not me too,
nah, just bullshitin' got work to do,
later dude

08-21-2007, 03:35 PM
better brew some coffee
but i need a red beer

08-21-2007, 07:26 PM
hmm noone here sigh

08-21-2007, 09:50 PM
slide goober down some more,
but stick with my beer

08-21-2007, 09:56 PM
can i get a cold bud

08-21-2007, 10:09 PM
just gave you some more, didn't say you needed a chaser,"
adding with a grumble, 'damn this customer is always right sucks'
*chucks a cold beer the monkey's way *

08-21-2007, 10:15 PM
ooh aah aah eek eek

08-21-2007, 10:26 PM
dude, what's with the reflexes,
you been abusing the midgets out back and getting slow
*slide a cold bud to goober, who is now swinging from the rafters*
Yep, definitely been tapping those midgets

08-22-2007, 04:41 AM
I restock the beer expecting a big run

08-22-2007, 05:02 AM
I restock the beer expecting a big run
make sure there is Guiness and Fat Tire ... I like my Black and Tans with a Colorado twist:cool:.

This must be the bar you meant ... I kept looking for a damn Forum!!!

08-22-2007, 05:36 AM
sorry, i used to post the link, better start again
we got it all help yourself
*slide a guiness Secret's way*

08-22-2007, 05:49 AM
No need to post a link ... I'm fairly sure it's a case of "syad's disease" (Sys Admin can't figure out problem, drinks to drown sorrows, loses yet further brain cells)

and thank you for the Guinness! nothing like a proper nitrogen-bubble beer!

08-22-2007, 05:55 AM
No problem for you, but I invite everyone here, best start giving out the link=
glad you found your way here

08-22-2007, 06:02 AM
Hey damn it wizard....you're slipping...he said beer was ON him...this isn't how this bar works!!!

08-22-2007, 06:05 AM
he didn't say it here darling, no s-sh you'll ruin the surprise

08-22-2007, 06:07 AM
*sighs* fine...party pooper

08-22-2007, 06:10 AM
you are forgetting the fact that I'm probably going to miss my mouth here soon anyhow ...

08-22-2007, 06:11 AM
lol...will you get mad if I laugh?

08-22-2007, 06:15 AM
Hey everyone beer's on secretscribe
*PLOSH* beers take flight from the four corners-
'Ah, secret reckon I shoulda told you folks are literal around here, but it wouldn't be as much fun'

08-22-2007, 06:17 AM
Nope, not at all ... but you can damn well sure bet that my first words after the event are going to be on the "Damn! Damn! Damn!" thread ;)

08-22-2007, 06:21 AM
glad I ain't got to clean up this mess...lol

08-22-2007, 06:21 AM
I hand secret a towel, 'best dry off, around here we tend to buy a round, don't say the other.'
*I slide SS a fresh Guiness*

08-22-2007, 06:32 AM
I hand secret a towel, 'best dry off, around here we tend to buy a round, don't say the other.'
*I slide SS a fresh Guiness*
Hmmmm ... with friends like these ... I could really enjoy myself! (most places wouldn't hand me a towel!)

Cheers mates!

08-22-2007, 06:38 AM
we're not most places....:)...if you're here...you're family :)...or sex kitten...or pervert...well...you get the idea

08-22-2007, 06:48 AM
hey, don't get too carried away SS I'm a barbarian, next time I'm apt to just hump your leg, instead of giving you a towel

08-22-2007, 06:51 AM
*smacks wizard on the head*

I told you not to run him off damn it...now be nice

08-22-2007, 07:05 AM
Hi Everyone, looks like I missed the fun again...

So who could not find the toilet this time...lol

anyone for a drink?

08-22-2007, 07:06 AM
hey, don't get too carried away SS I'm a barbarian, next time I'm apt to just hump your leg, instead of giving you a towel
you just gotta love barbaric flirting ... ;sword

*smacks wizard on the head*

I told you not to run him off damn it...now be nice
now, now ... he was doing the best he could ... :rolleyes:

08-22-2007, 07:07 AM
Barman, I have a Orange Smoothie and what ever anyone else wants....

Make Wizards a large one, if you can work magic.....lol

Sorry Wizard could not resist....

08-22-2007, 07:08 AM
Everyone's here for a drink, niteowl

08-22-2007, 07:24 AM
ok SS if he's not bothering you I won't read him from the rolled up newspaper...lmao

Hey Niteowl...haven't seen your boy on in a while.

08-22-2007, 07:27 AM
No work commitments are keeping him away and also a few family problems in native Yorkshire are rearing their heads again so even i will be missing for a few days this week.

I suspect you would prefer to see my son though....lol

08-22-2007, 07:35 AM
I give a wave of my cowboy hat, and everyone's glass is refilled, now that's magic.

08-22-2007, 07:38 AM
hey now...I don't know him... never really talked to him...lol....I like you just fine Niteowl...you're great :)

08-22-2007, 08:11 AM
Hi Freedom, well excavated.... you dug yourself out of that hole with great style....lmao

08-22-2007, 08:14 AM
I give a wave of my cowboy hat, and everyone's glass is refilled, now that's magic.

Now do your usual magic Wizard and make all the beer disappear....lol

08-22-2007, 08:18 AM
I was just curious cause he showed up...then POOF...gone...lol

08-22-2007, 08:24 AM
You can't be talking about me, cuz poof I showed up and won't leave-
Yeah, I know all about the restraining order Freedom, but I believe it says the court suggests I stay 300 feet away, and I suggest the court can pound sand, we're even-
I make a couple beers disappear

08-22-2007, 09:06 AM
Gimmer a couple of tequila slammers, fast!

08-22-2007, 10:12 AM
Hi guys! Anything fun going on here today?
*winks an eye*

08-22-2007, 10:15 AM
always something going on...lol

08-22-2007, 10:19 AM
Hi three Freedom! *hugs*
I got sooo bored at office, I just had to stop working.... though I might find something amusing at Bluestories... always something nice&hot to read here, you know :D

08-22-2007, 10:23 AM
Hiya Kristin sweetie,
bored at the office, well now welcome to my office, wanna see what's behind the bar?

08-22-2007, 10:25 AM
*flash a huge smile at Wiz*

Jeah! Sure! You always seem to have somthing fun going on, sweetheart. Take me behind the bar and show me, please :D

08-22-2007, 11:16 AM
She came around the bar and I grabbed a hold of her, and kissed her. "You are such a naughty girl." I turned her around, bite her on the shoulder, pushing her down on to the bar.

08-23-2007, 02:16 AM
Time to clean the place up before the eve rush-
where the hell are the midgets?

08-23-2007, 05:26 AM
*enters slowly ... sees the clean, nigh empty bar*
*finds a comfy, out of the way booth*
*sinks heavily to his seat*
*pulls forth a battered notebook, pencil, and eraser*
*orders a Black&Tan*
*smooths out the empty page*
*... and pauses in long thought and weariness*

08-23-2007, 06:03 AM
Black & Tan to Secret,
and a Guiness chaser for his deep thoughts

08-23-2007, 06:24 AM
Thank you kind sir!
You are a gentleman and scholar. Please serve yourself something of your choosing, my dime!

*examines statement carefully after last night's ... entertainment*
*feels reasonably safe*
*other than the "gentleman and scholar" insult tossed out at the beginning ... :)*

08-23-2007, 06:29 AM
And thank you kindly right back at you, Secret'
I pop a bud, and look at the clock,
wondering when Kristin might be by-

08-23-2007, 06:34 AM
Hey all! Double tequila slammer for its been a long day wiz.....
Oh hello there, secret scribe.

08-23-2007, 06:57 AM
*peering up from a scribbled mess*
Greetings jaguar! A long day indeed ... but just possibly quite fair at the end. We shall see! ... perhaps it's dross or perhaps it's not
*posts a cleaned up copy on the bulletin board*
*packs away the tools ... and enjoys a leisurely finish to the beer~*

08-23-2007, 07:01 AM
double tequila slammer, make that a double double,
*slide it to Jag*
Wonder why secret picks that table, where are the midgets

08-23-2007, 07:05 AM
Wonder why secret picks that table, where are the midgets
The table was to the side, neither too bright, nor too dark ...
And as to the midgets ... well they put me in mind ... of another place :)

08-23-2007, 07:15 AM
And what place would that be, secret scribe?
Thanks wiz, and whatever you're having, I'm buying.
That goes for you too, secret scribe.

08-23-2007, 07:45 AM
Thank you for the offer, but it time for this one to think of the morrrow. As to the place, it's on the Non-Erotic Poetry forum ... surprising where a single word can lead (and many would say "around the bend, forgot the paddle" ;))

Cheers all! I'm off to dreamland!

08-23-2007, 07:48 AM
me jag, i'll think i'll have a coffee, no lemonade, no milk,
nah fuck it i'll take a bud

08-23-2007, 07:51 AM
I thought you might have been coming with a mind-threateningt illness there lol.....

08-23-2007, 11:19 AM
Hi guys!!!! How are you all?

08-23-2007, 11:31 AM
*sad face*
Oh! They all left.... Aww, and Wizardwriter was here earlier!
Damn! I was hoping that.. oh, never mind!

08-23-2007, 04:18 PM
ah kristin dear,
sorry I missed you, but I'm sure you enjoyed your office memo,
oh, can you see about getting a bigger desk I get cramped under there,
your wizard

08-23-2007, 06:22 PM
*Well, this claims to be a Bar and Grill ... wonder if they have any decent coffee?*

orders a double mocha latte!

*hmmm ... that might be tad excessive ... looks more like a sliders and brews kind a place ;)*

dirty knees
08-23-2007, 07:43 PM
*lil wave*
hi y'all
i hope everyone is having a wonderful day

08-23-2007, 07:58 PM
Are now, sweet cheeks.'
Have no idea how she keeps disappearing, lil' hottie.

08-24-2007, 03:37 AM
*Well, this claims to be a Bar and Grill ... wonder if they have any decent coffee?*

orders a double mocha latte!

*hmmm ... that might be tad excessive ... looks more like a sliders and brews kind a place ;)*
As I thought ... not really in the style of this establishment :eek: ... and actually I like it better that way ... after all what kind of proper carousing could you do at a place where you could order a double mocha latte???

Now that it is evening, I think a tall rum and diet would suit the bill (and help drown the sorrows of a truly miserable performance by the trivia team tonite).

By the way, is there an official bartender? (thinking it might be Wizard), a silent bartender who just magically delivers? ... or is it more casual and any regular can go behind the bar and make his own (and of course depositing the required donation on an honor basis?)

Cheers all!

08-24-2007, 03:53 AM
it's all the above secret,
self serve, originating from another plane so your every wish truly granted drink wise, ladies are... well, ladies
*slide down an empty glass to Secret and it's full at arrival*
It's magic *I doff my cowboy hat*

08-24-2007, 04:19 AM
A magic bar, with a resident wizard (in cowboy hat no less! ... what will the guild think of that!) ... now this is really cool! My kind of place.

08-24-2007, 04:25 AM
I got pics somewhere on site, I'm also bad santa-my white beard
so, yeah I'm a multi-tasker, including major resident here abouts-

08-24-2007, 04:42 AM
I got pics somewhere on site
Thou art brave ... too many people out there who are just plain nuts or worse (whether occasionally or full-time). I've certainly been know to send pictures privately, but I won't put them out in a purely public place. Even when I send them privately, I use encryption

(occupational hazard, one of my many job roles is computer security ... anymore I don't think there is such a thing as being too careful with private information on the internet. Obviously everyone has to balance this against their desire to interact with others on the web ... because the logical conclusion of max security is to never get on the web/internet, never use anything but cash, etc.)

08-24-2007, 04:52 AM
Secret, have enough pics in post offices and various law enforcement agencies I figured what the hell-
*Pop a beer getting ready for the rush*

08-24-2007, 06:37 AM
'Morning guys - or 'Evening would suite you better?

08-24-2007, 07:15 AM
Afternoon for me but hey- each to their time zone.
My weekend is officially under way, so make mine a triple ss wiz-
He's the only one who can make it to my satisfaction and taste lol....

08-24-2007, 07:25 AM
hey jag, whoa a triple SS, lets set that weekend off with a bang
*I slide down an empty glass, and it's magically filled*
Kristin, my dear, what can I get you besides me