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freedom
08-24-2007, 07:26 AM
Hey guys and gals....awww come on SS....post a pic. I've done it...trust me...it's not that painful...lol

Corona with a slice of lime and some salt...oh please

jaguar
08-24-2007, 08:23 AM
Gee, wiz (lol) you sure know how to help me start a weekend.
Which is what I wanted lol....

jaguar
08-24-2007, 08:25 AM
corona with lime and salt?
Coming right up my lady...
*Slides down beer and small plate.*
Enjoy

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 08:40 AM
just a regular bud for the cowboy wizard

jaguar
08-24-2007, 09:04 AM
Done, mate.

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 09:38 AM
Well, time to clean up and turn in, unless that Norwegian cutie shows up

Kristin
08-24-2007, 12:52 PM
Hi love!
Just in for a quick goodbye... sorry!
It's about time to leave the office. Are you off to bed? Want me to tag along?

Oh damn! Missed him by a few minutes....
OK - see you later, sweetheart!

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 04:11 PM
Come behind the lovely Kristin grab her by the waist pick her up and kiss her shoulder. "Hiya kosejente."

g00ber
08-24-2007, 04:38 PM
just thought id pop in before i go to my party:)

SecretScribe
08-24-2007, 05:01 PM
Enjoy the party g00ber ... me I just need lunch

*orders a double slider with bacon*

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 05:08 PM
I'm here for breakfast, a red beer,
and maybe that Norwegian cutie.
Hey dudes

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 02:26 AM
I get in and have to wonder what the hell the midgets do around here-
Instead of finding out I restock the beer cooler, then check the freezer for ice cream in case freedom wants to be a sundae again-
Then I had to get a little something special in case Kristin showed-
Oh couldn't forget Dirty Knees, Gypsy, or BlueGirl-
'Um-m, better go clean out the back room.'

SecretScribe
08-25-2007, 03:00 AM
Well they're your midgets ... How the hell would I know what they do around here ...:rolleyes:

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 03:49 AM
"you asked for it Secret, they obviously do little around here, and what they do is half ass.'
*I slide the good fellow down an empty glass and he gets what he wants, something three-toned, but I wasn't going to ask.*

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 05:13 AM
better check on freedom's jager, um-m bud light, she's in a feisty, winning that poetry contest-
lets see a chocolate cupcake oughta do-

jaguar
08-25-2007, 05:18 AM
And check on my tequila, cognac and my grand marnier (for the ss) while you're at it lol....

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 05:22 AM
*slide an empty glass Jag's way*
Got you covered, this fine weekend, I think it is, yeah still friday'

SecretScribe
08-25-2007, 05:24 AM
"you asked for it Secret, they obviously do little around here, and what they do is half ass.'
Well at least they are living up to expectations!

*I slide the good fellow down an empty glass and he gets what he wants, something three-toned, but I wasn't going to ask.*
Some form of Long Island Iced Tea mixed by Carlos Castenada 'prolly

jaguar
08-25-2007, 05:28 AM
And what'll you have, secret? My shout.

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 05:28 AM
Good to see you SS, how about using your reasoning ability to get those midgets back to work

freedom
08-25-2007, 05:29 AM
Hey everyone

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 05:31 AM
hi darling, jager and bud light to the lovely lady whom won the erotic poetry contest kudos my dear

jaguar
08-25-2007, 05:41 AM
Well done my lady. Hip, Hip Hooray!

SecretScribe
08-25-2007, 05:42 AM
Good to see you SS, how about using your reasoning ability to get those midgets back to work

Reason?? ... with midget's?


And what'll you have, secret? My shout.
seems to be beer and a shooter time to me ....

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 05:47 AM
*I start loading my pellet gun*
Shooter coming up.

jaguar
08-25-2007, 05:49 AM
Back off, ww, no need to scare the customers....

SecretScribe
08-25-2007, 05:49 AM
*I start loading my pellet gun*
Shooter coming up.
uh oh ...
*must think literally*

jaguar
08-25-2007, 05:50 AM
Yeah, run secret. Ww has no idea of technicalities lol....

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 06:04 AM
*I slide the beer down*
'Heads up shooter at the bar.'

jaguar
08-25-2007, 06:08 AM
That's it ww, just lower the gun and everything will be ok lol.....

freedom
08-25-2007, 06:14 AM
OOOHH...can I shot the gun?

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 06:24 AM
Sure sweetie,"
I hand her the pellet gun, hoping It wouldn't leave to big of a mark

freedom
08-25-2007, 06:26 AM
*laughs* Big mistake....lol

Shots Wizard, Jag and SS in the butt and disappears in a puff of blue smoke

jaguar
08-25-2007, 06:31 AM
I folow the puff of smoke and throw a boomerang through it. Just before it comes back to my hand I hear an 'OUCH'! lol

freedom
08-25-2007, 06:33 AM
I pop back in behind jag and wedgie him then disappear with no smoke to follow

jaguar
08-25-2007, 06:35 AM
Lucky this doesn' affect me as , being a steelworker, I have balls of cast iron lol.....
But freedom ain't lol....

freedom
08-25-2007, 06:37 AM
*voice echos from somewhere you can't see*

Can't wedgie what you can't reach

jaguar
08-25-2007, 06:39 AM
Judges where voice is, and grabs bra strap
'And now what?' lol

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 06:42 AM
I pop a beer, and take a drink, shaking my head.
"oh jag, you really deserve the upcoming red marks.'

jaguar
08-25-2007, 06:43 AM
No red marks for me

freedom
08-25-2007, 06:47 AM
*loads gun...aims from rafters behind jag*

lol

*unloads entire clip into his ass*

jaguar
08-25-2007, 06:49 AM
Grabs freedom's bra strap, goes to basement, then lets go
FLING!!!!!
Freedom forgot I'm a hard ass so no effect lol
Now that HAD to hurt....

freedom
08-25-2007, 06:50 AM
*poof* leaves bra hanging in Jag's hand

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 06:52 AM
Chuckling, having taken her bra off earlier, I knew Jag was going to have a tough time sitting for a while.
I finish my beer, got another, sliding down the pellets to freedom

jaguar
08-25-2007, 06:53 AM
Must have gone to get cream for the angry red line that will be on her back now..
Disappears....

freedom
08-25-2007, 06:54 AM
*unloads another round in to him and hits WW again just for good measure*

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 07:02 AM
i brush the pellet mark away, and tip my hat freedom's way, 'nice grouping my dear. reckon you nailed the same spot a time or two'

jaguar
08-25-2007, 07:03 AM
Bounces of my arse back towards freedom

freedom
08-25-2007, 07:21 AM
*duck*

sorry...to quick for that.

Glad you like my shooting Wizard

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 07:28 AM
what's not to like
slide a jager, sweetie's way

jaguar
08-25-2007, 07:32 AM
Jag sneaks up behind her, knowing she got another bra on, and...
FLING!!!!!!
Then disappears again, after stealing a sip of her jager...
before sayin' instead of trying to shoot my ass, you can kiss it!lmao'....

freedom
08-25-2007, 07:35 AM
goodie....turn it up ....one gulp

jaguar
08-25-2007, 07:45 AM
Cool I think lmao...

freedom
08-25-2007, 07:56 AM
"that was a short shot Wizard...refill while I go kick Jag's butt please"

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 07:57 AM
I finish off my beer then grin. "This oughta be good."
I slide freedom a taser and jager

freedom
08-25-2007, 07:58 AM
Grabs it....turns and shot it into Jag's butt....watch him shake for a while

*finishes off Jager refill*

good shit

jaguar
08-25-2007, 08:01 AM
Grabs Freedom's shoulders and makes her his earth, watches her shake as she cops his electricity.
Has Tequila slamer and says,
"Good Shit!"
As freedom's clothes smoulder and melt right off her!

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 08:05 AM
Dude, that's rude

jaguar
08-25-2007, 08:07 AM
Yeaqh, but now we have a stripper- nude barmaid!

freedom
08-25-2007, 08:09 AM
My tips better go up for this!

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 08:10 AM
I slide jag down one of his SS, then gave freedom a robe-
"We got laws here."

jaguar
08-25-2007, 08:11 AM
Since when? you wanted midgets.....

freedom
08-25-2007, 08:11 AM
Smiles at wizard....thanks :)

jaguar
08-25-2007, 08:13 AM
So, no more war?
Have a jager on me then...

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 08:19 AM
"Okay," I pour a jager on Jag.
"Midgets hire on for it, and they're still around if you can afford them."
I laugh, "If you like a little head."

freedom
08-25-2007, 08:22 AM
*giggles*

Can I have a jager now before Jag wears it all please

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 08:29 AM
"Sure dear," I pour her a jager, ""got to remember the literal bar."

freedom
08-25-2007, 08:30 AM
but of course...how could I forget

jaguar
08-25-2007, 08:49 AM
Okay, I'll SHOUT that jager then
And whatever you're having, ww.
As for th midgets, well, not my style/ My women have to be at least 5'4" lol

jaguar
08-25-2007, 08:50 AM
Forgot this was the literal bar lol
And who are YOU to call ME rude? Pot calling the kettle black perhaps?....lmao.....

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 08:52 AM
5'4, shit stack 'em
now, that's rude

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 05:11 PM
I put the pellet gun back behind the bar, taser too-
put on a pot of coffee, and made me a red beer-
breakfast of champions-
thought about putting a welt or two on the midgets to get them back in line, but just sipped on breakfast

jaguar
08-26-2007, 01:33 AM
yoah, scotch and coke thanks,
And whatever your'e having, wizard.

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 03:30 AM
scotch and coke it is,
me coffee as always

freedom
08-26-2007, 05:21 AM
I want a full pint of moonshine to start...note I said to START.

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 05:29 AM
yes dear, crystal clear corn mash, comin' at ya good lookin' -notice the mason jar, darling
think i'll just have two fingers full and a beer

freedom
08-26-2007, 05:30 AM
Perfect...once this one's gone send another

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 06:05 AM
"Alright, we're holding a Tennessee wake, everyone no open flames, 'shine on the house.'
*I slide the lovely Freedom another mason jar of moonshine, hoping I don't slop any of it and burn myself*
'Got finger shots, for those not so brave souls.'

freedom
08-26-2007, 06:16 AM
*raises a toast*

Damn what a night

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 06:43 AM
Aye

freedom
08-26-2007, 06:57 AM
give us another bartender...

******jukebox appears...starts playing Freebird by Lynard Skynyrd*****

If I leave here tomorrow

Would you still remember me?

For I must be travelling on, now,

There's too many places I haven't seen

And if I stayed here with you, now

Things just wouldn't be the same

Well I'm as free as a bird now,

And a bird you can not change.

And a bird you can not change.

And a bird you can not change.

Lord knows I can't change


Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.

And though this feeling I can't change.

Please don't take it badly,

The Lord knows I'm to blame.

And, if I stayed here with you now

Things just wouldn't be the same.

For I'm as free as a bird now,

And this bird you'll never change.

And the bird you can not change.

And the bird you can not change.

Lord knows, I can't change.

Lord help me, I can't change.

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 07:20 AM
'nicely put Miss Freedom.'
*Puts his hat back on, and sets up another bar full of 'shine.

freedom
08-26-2007, 07:40 AM
I thought it was fitting...

Another round please

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 08:00 AM
straight tequila please ... send the bottle

freedom
08-26-2007, 08:09 AM
Hey SS...pull up a stool...stay a while....could use the company.

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 08:16 AM
Hey SS...pull up a stool...stay a while....could use the company.
Aye, sweet lass ... this I can do

freedom
08-26-2007, 08:17 AM
Really loved your poem...it was beautiful.

Don't know if I'll write many more...a lot of them I wrote cause Jim loved my stuff....guess we'll see

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 08:32 AM
i refill the glasses on the bar, for those stopping by, and pop another beer

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 08:34 AM
Really loved your poem...it was beautiful.

Don't know if I'll write many more...a lot of them I wrote cause Jim loved my stuff....guess we'll see
Sometimes ... I don't know where what I write comes from. Other times it is very clear. This was one of those. I thought it would be longer. It wasn't yet it needs no more. I am so sorry I never interacted with Jim.

As for writing more, you will. You can not help yourself. I never could. I threw away what I wrote for 20 years and that never caused me to stop. Don't stop. Please. I never knew that what I wrote could have value to others ... until I posted. Now I rue 20 years of lost work.

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 08:39 AM
i refill the glasses on the bar, for those stopping by, and pop another beer
'evening 'o wizard.

Tell me ... can the bar make a snow cone?

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 08:44 AM
if you can dream it up, the bar can make it-
*I wave my hat* Presto change-o, I know not very original, but I'm a damn barbarian for christ's sake

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 08:47 AM
if you can dream it up, the bar can make it-
*I wave my hat* Presto change-o, I know not very original, but I'm a damn barbarian for christ's sake

*hard glance*
You are the most civilized barbarian I've ever met.

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 08:49 AM
You are the most civilized barbarian I've ever met.
I think with a little more reticence, you could pass for Mri

freedom
08-26-2007, 08:51 AM
if you keep talking to Wizard like that he'll need to buy a bigger cowboy hat...lol

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 08:54 AM
if you keep talking to Wizard like that he'll need to buy a bigger cowboy hat...lol
I think he needs no hat, from what little I have seen of him. He is sufficient unto himself ... a quality that is even rarer today than it usually has been in history ...

freedom
08-26-2007, 08:58 AM
don't tell him but I'll agree with you....he's pretty good guy for a barbarian

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 09:08 AM
don't tell him but I'll agree with you....he's pretty good guy for a barbarian
I'll toast to that ... yea, verily I shall! I know he knows the Faded Sun trilogy ... I wonder if he has heard of Darius?

freedom
08-26-2007, 09:14 AM
Couldn't tell you...haven't read that series yet. Need to though...I think my favorite purely sci fi book is Ender's Game

my other fave's are a mix of sci fi and fantasy or just fantasy

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 09:17 AM
Ah Ender ...

Have you read the newer books? Ender's Shadow?

and btw ... Darius comes from a TV show actually ... but one that ranks up there to me.

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 09:19 AM
you'll have to remember I'm not a barbarian if I accidentally piss on your shoes, some times I have too much fun

freedom
08-26-2007, 09:20 AM
Yeah I've read all the Ender books...

what tv show is he from?

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 09:22 AM
Darius, don't recall the name in Faded Sun, Secret

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 09:25 AM
Yeah I've read all the Ender books...

what tv show is he from?
Highlander, Season 1. The character was played by the German actor Werner Stocker.

freedom
08-26-2007, 09:26 AM
OH....that Darius.

I love Highlander. I want the entire thing on DVD but can't ever seem to get it

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 09:34 AM
I think I recall the dude-
toss out more empty glasses-

freedom
08-26-2007, 09:42 AM
Damn now I want to see highlander and I love the theme song to by Queen...it's awesome

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 09:55 AM
I'm just sorry they never used more of Queen's music ... but that is a minor beef.

Did you hear that guitarist Brian May (one of the founding members of Queen) returned to his schooling recently ... He was awarded his Ph. D. in astrophysics 30 years after he left college (Imperial College of London) to start the band.

His thesis was titled "Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud" ... and no, I have no idea exactly what that refers to ...

freedom
08-26-2007, 09:59 AM
Sounds smart at least...lol

That's cool that he went back...something to be proud of.

SecretScribe
08-26-2007, 10:10 AM
yes, indeed it was ...

http://www.dailymail.com/story/Entertainment/2007082470/Putting-star-in-rock-star-Queen-guitarist-completes-Ph-D-in-astrophysics/

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 10:12 AM
I like his solo stuff, got it and every other group

g00ber
08-26-2007, 12:00 PM
radial velocities in the zodiacal dust clouds is about the speed and pattern of clouds of space dust that form on the same plane as the planets in our solar system(hence the zodiacal part)

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 12:12 PM
what's wrong with you goober?
all you need to know around here is your drink order

g00ber
08-26-2007, 12:36 PM
okay cold bud please

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 06:49 PM
Cold bud coming at you,
I'll join you

g00ber
08-26-2007, 07:20 PM
*glug glug* :D

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 09:31 PM
better get freedom a diet coke and peanut butter cookie

freedom
08-26-2007, 10:12 PM
actually....diet coke....then a huge glass of milk and make sure the cookies are warm please :)

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 10:27 PM
got it dear I stuff the cookie down my pants-
come and get it sweetie

freedom
08-26-2007, 10:32 PM
I hope you shaved cause I don't want hairs in my cookies...lol

g00ber
08-26-2007, 11:00 PM
lol if you dont want a hairy cookie im sure there will be plenty of volunteers to help you out with that

freedom
08-26-2007, 11:18 PM
MY cookie isn't hairy...the peanut butter on in his pants is...lol

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 11:23 PM
whoa , the big ape still gots it,
hope it ain't catching,
go do something with your fleas

freedom
08-26-2007, 11:48 PM
you two ganging up on me ain't fair

g00ber
08-26-2007, 11:55 PM
i thought u would have loved that but as for you saying ur peach aint hairy, wel im afraid im gonna have to check THAT out myself

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 11:58 PM
ey, don't be putting no checks on that little cutie

freedom
08-27-2007, 12:06 AM
trust me goober....it's a hairless peach...lol

wizardwriter
08-27-2007, 12:23 AM
yeppers
*I set up another round*

freedom
08-27-2007, 12:33 AM
milk? hairless cookies?????

g00ber
08-27-2007, 01:03 AM
lol now theres a thought to savour but although i would like proof if you say it is then thats good enough for me.

wizardwriter
08-27-2007, 01:04 AM
You gotta hot stuff'
I slide freshly shaved cookies*
Pop a beer and think about breaking out the pellet gun

Kristin
08-27-2007, 09:28 AM
Hot stuff? What hot stuff?
Haha - if there's any left I would like some fo that, please

jaguar
08-27-2007, 09:38 AM
Well, I got a shot of tequlia and chilli sauce, known as a snake bite.
Wanna try?
Or me?

Kristin
08-27-2007, 09:46 AM
Snake bite? Erm... no thanks... but the other offer sounds... interesting?
*smiles naugthy*

jaguar
08-27-2007, 09:48 AM
Ok. In the back room then?

wizardwriter
08-27-2007, 05:52 PM
Um-m, missed Kristin,
lil' kosejente

wizardwriter
08-27-2007, 06:20 PM
fix a red beer slam, breakfasrt over,
ah, lunch, a cold beer

g00ber
08-27-2007, 06:24 PM
think ill join u for a beer wiz.

wizardwriter
08-27-2007, 06:33 PM
*slide a cold beer down*
don't worry about it goober, I put it on jag's tab

g00ber
08-27-2007, 07:06 PM
lol forbidden beer, i like it:D

frozen_north
08-27-2007, 08:22 PM
*Pours a shot of tequila*

frozen_north
08-27-2007, 08:31 PM
*Pours a second shot for freedom and leaves it on bar*

frozen_north
08-27-2007, 08:38 PM
*steps to throw line at fireplace and raises glass*

To Jolly1; may he live long in our memory. Farewell friend, you will be missed.

*downs shot; smashes glass in fireplace.*

The bar and toast line are open to all and sundry. I ask that all who visit here for the next week (at least) raise a toast to Jolly's memory.

g00ber
08-27-2007, 10:06 PM
*raises a glass of soco*

To Jolly , those who knew you will miss you, those who didnt, have missed the chance to know a great man. A man isnt measured on what he did in his life but on what others remember about him. He will be a hard man to measure up to. cheers

wizardwriter
08-27-2007, 10:31 PM
Doffs my hat, raises my beer,
'To jolly, and freedom's memorial.'

davesmistress
08-27-2007, 10:39 PM
I am only coming in here out of respect for Jolly1...(jim)

Ill grab a diet coke as I do not drink....

I will miss you my Friend, you always had more belief in me than I had in myself when it came to the Forums....Thank you for believing in me...I wont let you down.

Now get Busy with your next Forums to run in your new Landing place...

Now who is going to send me hugs in my PM's....:(

Takes a swallow and throws glass in the fireplace.....And leaves...*dont like people to see me cry*

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 12:06 AM
thanks DM-
I'll put that round on Jag's tab

frozen_north
08-28-2007, 12:29 AM
All drinks are on the house for the forseable future, in memoriam.

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 12:37 AM
Hey FN-

frozen_north
08-28-2007, 12:40 AM
Hey wizard.

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 04:25 AM
nice seeing you frozen been a while

freedom
08-28-2007, 05:20 AM
*picks up shot that FN left walks to the line*

Love lives on even after death,
Our love for you will shine,
Until the end of time.
In our hearts you live,
Forever our wonderful Jim

Hugs till later

*throws glass and smiles to the sky*

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 05:29 AM
nicely put freedom dear *puts hat back on*

freedom
08-28-2007, 06:49 AM
Thanks...can I have something chocolate please?

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 07:22 AM
with a wave of my hat i produced a chocolate something, handing it to freedom-
'It's a chocolate kiss.' i give her a kiss

freedom
08-28-2007, 07:41 AM
awww...thanks Wizard.

I appreciate it

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 07:45 AM
um-m, not as much as me

freedom
08-28-2007, 07:55 AM
Can I have a drink now please

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 07:59 AM
slide down a jager and bud light chaser
'there you go babe.'

freedom
08-28-2007, 08:02 AM
perfect thanks darlin'

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 08:10 AM
*walks into the bar, staggers, then leans on it*

damn i must have had too much to drink already.

*Looks around*

Next round is on me, and a toast to our dearly and unfortunatly departed friend Jolly. the world has lost a good bloke

*hands Freedom a hundred dollar note to pay for the drinks*

keep the change.... whoops

*hands her another hundred dollar note*

forgot about the currency difference

Kristin
08-28-2007, 08:13 AM
"Wow! I didn't know drinks were that expencive in here! Gee - I must owe a small fortune already!"
*ponders on how many drinks she's had earlier*

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 08:16 AM
"well, i gotta leave her something after paying for everyones drinks y'know"

Kristin
08-28-2007, 08:22 AM
"Nice of you, honey!"

*takes her Visa Mastercardout and hands it over*
"One botle of sweet, cold white wine, if you please?"

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 08:25 AM
'Kristin sweetie,' I give you a big kiss, cupping your butt, then bite your nipples, 'How you doing sweetie?' I get her a drink

freedom
08-28-2007, 08:37 AM
drinks are on the house folks...no charge but tips are appreciated....wow Kiljoy...just WOW...lol...thanks and nice toast

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 08:39 AM
Kristin dear, ignore the aussie and meet me here in the bar

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 08:41 AM
Ahh, make mine a Dark & Stormy then... and if you dont have any, any Aussie beer that isnt Fosters will do

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 08:44 AM
all we got is foster's

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 08:47 AM
Damn.... that sucks. double jacks then

freedom
08-28-2007, 08:54 AM
How about Jager...I'll split my bottle with you and Wizard

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 08:56 AM
Yeah, sure, why not. havent tried it before

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 08:58 AM
sure sweetie." I pour your drink then kiss freedom, 'thanks for the courtesy.'

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 08:59 AM
*looks at wiz weird*

"umm who you callin sweety? and why in the hell are you kissing me?"

freedom
08-28-2007, 09:04 AM
*falls in floor laughing*

Ok...ok....anyway...lol

Jagermeister taste like black licorice

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 09:12 AM
I wouldn't kiss you on a fuckin' bet, and you no shit about courtesy

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 09:14 AM
oh, kinda like oyzo... i could handle that

*skulls the drink*

mmmm, nice... could go another

freedom
08-28-2007, 09:16 AM
*pours herself, Wizard and Kiljoy another*

Bottoms up boys

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 09:22 AM
*tilts his head back and feels the nice liquoir go down his throat*

that hit the spot

Kristin
08-28-2007, 09:23 AM
Oh - get me one, too, Freedom! Sorry I left earlier - but here I am!

freedom
08-28-2007, 09:26 AM
It's ok Kristian...if you'd like to make your toast to Jolly while I pour that would be great :)

Kristin
08-28-2007, 09:30 AM
*sad look on her face while rising her glass*

- To Jolly! never got to know you, but from the empty space you left behind, you must have been a great guy!

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 09:32 AM
*holds up his glass*

to Jolly

*drinks it*

jaguar
08-28-2007, 09:33 AM
Ditto. To Jolly, one of the best writers on Blue.

Kristin
08-28-2007, 09:35 AM
Hi there, Jag!
How are you? Except from missing Jolly, that is....

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 09:37 AM
hey jag, what is with this place... they dont even sell any aussie beer

*looks over at wiz before he can say anything*

no, fosters isnt beer, its tap water

freedom
08-28-2007, 09:41 AM
sweety it's self serve have what you want

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 09:46 AM
thats the last time i listen to wiz then!

*Grabs a Coopers Pale Ale*

freedom
08-28-2007, 09:48 AM
lol...Wiz likes to give people a hard time....it's what makes him loveable

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 09:51 AM
hehe true.

*takes another swig of his beer*

freedom
08-28-2007, 09:52 AM
i'm hungry

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 09:58 AM
*thinks about doing something, but decides not to*

*offers Freedom a plate*

nachos?

freedom
08-28-2007, 10:03 AM
sounds good

Kristin
08-28-2007, 10:46 AM
Hey guys and girls - just want you to know that I migth not be around much.
*looks sad around*
Have fun y'all - it was nice meeting you. I have had a lot of great reads in here, and a lot of fun!
*waves and leaves*

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 10:51 AM
see ya Kristin, dont forget to grab one for the road ;)

*grabs another drink and wonders if people are going to think he is a piss-pot*

freedom
08-28-2007, 11:10 AM
Bye Kristian have a good day

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 11:23 AM
hmm, the bar has gone quiet

*wonders if he could give the barmaid a lift home, then continues his drink*

freedom
08-28-2007, 11:32 AM
lol...I crash on a cot in the back office

I'm here too much

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 11:34 AM
hehe, i guess it can be handy at times too ;)

freedom
08-28-2007, 11:44 AM
yes it can...lol....as a matter of fact...I'm headed there now.

Night and sweet dreams :)

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 11:46 AM
sweet dreams to you to hun. i will just quietly leave myself

*leaves a sizable tip on the bar then starts to exit*

that is unless you want me to join ya

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 05:03 PM
And once again I missed Kristin-

freedom
08-28-2007, 08:16 PM
Poor Wizard...lol

wizardwriter
08-28-2007, 10:08 PM
No poor Kristin, worrying about me-
I pop a beer, then slide one freedom's way-

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-28-2007, 11:32 PM
*stumbles in with a headache*

whoa, i need a beer... or something...

*Grabs a Coopers Pale Ale*

ah, that hit the spot

frozen_north
08-29-2007, 12:55 AM
How's it going y'all?

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 01:06 AM
fair, but not many folks about the place frozen

frozen_north
08-29-2007, 01:14 AM
Yeah, looks a little slow today.

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 01:43 AM
Oh, it'll pick up as soon as freedom gets here,
everyone knows she goes to karoke Wednesdays,
probably have those crazy aussies in here,
I better see they have plenty of fosters on and
*I pop a Bud, before going to double check*

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 01:57 AM
*looks at Wiz*

fosters? i want to drink beer, not some soda pop or whatever you yanks wanna call that soft drink

*grabs a Coopers Pale Ale*

now that's beer!

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 02:25 AM
shit looks like i'm gonna need to fill these empty Cooper's with fosters
*mix up a tequila screwdriver*

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 02:43 AM
a tequila screwdriver? didnt your dad tell you not to mix your alcohol? you are going the right way for a hangover there

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 02:46 AM
I'm not mixing my alcohol silly, it's a tequila screwdriver with a beer chaser, no mixing

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 02:59 AM
well, are you substituting tequila for the vodka then?

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 03:09 AM
no, tequila sunrise- I'm not putting in the grenadine- too damn sweet- tangier than a screwdriver, especially 50/50

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 03:13 AM
ahhh

*goes back to drinking his coopers*

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 03:17 AM
maybe we oughta whip up some triple shot margaritas then chase the midgets

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 03:33 AM
you can have the midgets if you want

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 03:43 AM
hey they work here, and like lovin' too. Hear tell they take a shine to aussies, something about the barbie shrimp- tiny dolls I guess
anybody up for a game of full contact darts

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 03:48 AM
nope, i'll pass

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 03:57 AM
guess, i gotta go back to work

freedom
08-29-2007, 07:41 AM
Long Island Ice Tea and a jager shot please. *raise glass for toast and smiles*

i'm so glad I never get hang overs

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 07:44 AM
Yay, everyone's favourite gal is here!

*raises his drink to Freedom*

jaguar
08-29-2007, 07:47 AM
Hello, my lady.
Hows it going?

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 07:52 AM
yes dear, I cured them easy enough, stayed drunk

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 07:56 AM
well yesterday was a bit heavy for me than usual.... stayed sober most of today

freedom
08-29-2007, 07:58 AM
Evening Wiz, Kj and Jag...how is everyone?

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 08:03 AM
good, better now ;)

jaguar
08-29-2007, 08:03 AM
yeah, good. will have a tequila double shot thanks, wiz.
And how is the wiz, anyway?

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 08:11 AM
I'm an asshole, like usual

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 08:14 AM
you're not an asshole wiz. actually with the larikan that you are you would fit in well down here

jaguar
08-29-2007, 08:16 AM
good to see you are your usual high spirits, wiz. lol...

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 08:19 AM
he is always high on spirits.... oh, thats not what you ment

jaguar
08-29-2007, 08:24 AM
You were close, but lol...

freedom
08-29-2007, 08:48 AM
I need another drink and a snack please

jaguar
08-29-2007, 08:54 AM
Jager and chips coming up...

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 09:01 AM
gah, i need a meal... whats on the menu, Freedom?

jaguar
08-29-2007, 09:10 AM
Make your own, perhaps....this is a 'virtual bar and grill after all' lol....

g00ber
08-29-2007, 09:19 AM
leave him alone, he needs his energy for the honeymoon, :D

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 09:20 AM
honeymoon? i am getting married?

jaguar
08-29-2007, 09:21 AM
leave him alone, he needs his energy for the honeymoon, :D

Lol... yeah, he does hey? lol.....:D

freedom
08-29-2007, 09:22 AM
Awww...KJ's getting married....when

g00ber
08-29-2007, 09:22 AM
dont u leave me at no alter sweetcheeks

Kristin
08-29-2007, 09:24 AM
haha - must be the secret one from the Damn-thread he refuses to tell who it is..

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 09:25 AM
i didnt agree to this marriage in the first place! i protest!

jaguar
08-29-2007, 09:25 AM
Ditto my lady.

jaguar
08-29-2007, 09:26 AM
But how do you feel, being rejected in that way g00ber? lol

Kristin
08-29-2007, 09:27 AM
Every gilr hate the feeling when rejeckted - I know I tend to get mean when it happens to me....

wizardwriter
08-29-2007, 09:27 AM
You need the back room with the monkey KJ

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-29-2007, 09:27 AM
thats it

*runs off and hides in one of the back rooms, the one without the monkey*

g00ber
08-29-2007, 09:28 AM
typical aussie male, make all the promisesunder the sun just to get a guy into bed fuck him up the ass wtihout even so much as a reach around then in the morning pretend it never happened. :'(