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06-20-2007, 10:48 PM
Yes, actually I am. Originally from Arizona:)

*pulls down another shotglass*

Your turn. What'll ya have?

06-20-2007, 10:58 PM
Shot of Jagermeister then I gotta run...actually make it a double...I'll need it!

06-20-2007, 11:02 PM
*pours a double of jaegermeister and slides it across the bar*

Bottoms up, cheers.

06-21-2007, 08:03 PM
What, no toast??? Shame on you girl. Sigh, what we need here is some music.

*gets guitar from back room, sits down next to piano.

With thanks to Lou Nathanson.

*begins playing*

If I were more witty
I'd write a short ditty
a song calculated to tease.

But I'll just tell the truth
about how in my youth
I learned of the birds, and the bees.

Well my dad sat me down
and I have no doubt
that he knew what he tried to explain.

But he left me confused
about how it was used
the details were not very plain.

While he wasn't specific
it sounded terrific
and I could not wait to begin.

All I needed, it seemed
to get properly steamed
was someone of the opposite spin.

Well I found a girl
Who would give it a whirl
she didn't know much more than I.

But guts who are tough
are born knowing this stuff
so I thought I would give it a try.

Well we tried to assemble
ourselves in some way
that we thought would align us the best.

When she said to me "Please
I just know I could breathe
If you would take your leg off my chest

She said this was real
romantic and all
to be poking around in the night.

But perhaps this could all
be more easily done
if we would just turn on the light.

Well we finally got aimed
and my dad can't be blamed
for the details he chose to omit.

But I soon realized
that something that size
just couldn't possibly fit.

I knew that my friend Sam
would know what to do
he'd been with so many girls more.

If you counted the stories
he told you'd conclude
he'd been doing it since he was four.

It was getting quite heady
she said she was ready
and I did not want to be rude.

But the problem, you see
was that I had to pee
and it kind of had broken the mood.

Then we heard with a shock
a key turn in the lock
and I grabbed for my pants and my shoes.

But my pants only made it
as far as my knees
they couldn't get past the part that protrudes.

I couldn't run anywhere
so I hobbled downstairs
and I said to her folks, with a grin.

"I don't know what we've done
and it wasn't much fun...
but I'd sure like to do it again."

thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week:)

06-21-2007, 08:09 PM
Encore!!! Encore!!!

06-21-2007, 08:32 PM
Thank you. I'll have another one tomorrow:)

06-21-2007, 08:41 PM
can't wait...lol

06-22-2007, 12:55 AM
Aw, what the heck.
This is an interesting one. The question is, What happens when all those people out there who have hyphenated names, start having grandchildren?

*pulls out guitar again*

Again, with thanks to Lou Nathanson.

Amanda's parents were enlightened
patriarchy wasn't right
so they agreed to hyphenate their names.

And being it in the sixties
Peters folks were thinking freely
they decided, they would do the same.

When Peter and Amanda'd grown up
they had joined the same food co-op
meeting for three hours twice a month
to water flour

When they shared a case of olives
they discovered they were in love
so they married, and had a little boy.

They called him Tom O'Malley-Finkel-Harris-Smith.

When Little Tom became a man
he asked Sally for her hand
and they announced a wedding
in the woods at sunrise.

Wearing not a thing but flowers
each had written their own vow
hers spoke of earth, and his of water
pretty soon they had a daughter.

They called her Jane Percelli-Hall-Gonzales-Grant-O'Malley-Finkel-Harris-Smith.

Bill loved Jane when he first met her
down at the recycling center
trading in their empty bottles
for good karma.

One day over whole grain bread
when Bill proposed to her, Jane said
Funny you should ask today
because I'm gonna have a baby.

They called him Bob Merzerski-Fontenella-MacEntire-Rockefeller-Levy-Maxwell-Olden-Burg-DuPont-Percelli-Hall-Gonzeles-Grant-O'Malley-Finkel-Harris-Smith.

Soon the world was in big trouble
each six minutes names were doubled
drivers licenses were getting hard to carry.

Introductions took too long
and people got their own names wrong
no one could tell who was famous
babies were abandon nameless...

By law names were now confined
to less than ten megabytes
And Bob and Sue knew they would soon be in big trouble.

They did not know what to do
cause Sue you see, was due in June.
There was no way they could stall it
Oh what were they gonna call it?...

They called him John...Smith.

Thank you, you've been a great audience:)

06-22-2007, 04:09 PM
Excellant entertainment but the service is a tad slow..

I ordered a straight orange juice and hour ago..

Was it something I did or something I said,

Why am I now out side and on my head....LOL

06-22-2007, 05:29 PM
Great song Frozen.

Sorry for the wait on your drink Niteowluk2003...I go on break and it falls apart.

On the house since you had to wait.

06-22-2007, 06:19 PM
Cheer's Freedom, for the drink, nice cool and refreshing, rather like you...

Oops was that my ex wife practising throwing knives in my direction...lol

06-22-2007, 06:30 PM
No problem...glad to be of service.


06-22-2007, 08:19 PM
Sorry Niteowluk, it looks like I'm going to have to punish the help again:)

06-22-2007, 08:59 PM
Promises promises....lol

06-22-2007, 09:09 PM
*Pulls out guitar as 2 ladies join me by piano*

For the next piece, I'd like to introduce two wonderful singers; Julia Ecklar and Leslie Fish, who wrote this piece.

When I pulled old 307 out of marsport
the weather station said storms all the way
They stuck me with a cargo of live chickens
A dozen drunken miners,
And five hung over shriners
The brake jet lining's overworn and pitted
The gasket on the cargo hatch was gone
I figured we could get as far as Phobos
But I didn't think we'd get much further on.

And I'm looking for an asteroid named rest stop
Relief driver dam well better be waiting for me there
Cuz after fifteen hours of bussin'
third class cargo and riders cussin'
I just might drive to blazes and not care.

I chugged on up to Phobos on our last fumes
And prayed their engineers could heal my jets
Cuz storms had broke the locks and freed the chickens
And they were crappin' on the miners
And running from the Shriners
My jets were full of feathers and limp fezzes
And my two latrines were backed up in the hall
With chicken crap and ore dust on my main bridge
I could only hope that Phobos heard my call

And I'm looking for an asteroid named rest stop
Relief driver dam well better be waiting for me there
Cuz after fifteen hours of bussin'
Third class cargo and riders cussin'
I just might drive to blazes and not care.

At Phobos port they held me up in docking
Then they stuck me off in bay 117(downwind)
The customs man walked in, breathed once and fainted
Then got up, ran out and screamed
For a fumigation team
The passengers ran for the door and jammed it
and it took more than an hour to haul them clear
I found a bar and broke some regulations
Then I went out looking for an engineer.

And I'm looking for an asteroid named rest stop
Relief driver dam well better be waiting for me there
Cuz after fifteen hours of bussin'
Third class cargo and riders cussin'
I just might drive to blazes and not care.

I found this joe Von Krugin on a barstool
So drunk on coolant fumes he couldn't stand
I told him I could pay him in fresh chickens
If he'd try to fix my drive
So we could leave that port alive
He staggered to my ship and stood there laughing
While bedraggled spaced out chickens filled the air
He sat down on the nearest past-out Shriner
And he said, "Just shoot the ship, it's only fair." (it's dead Jim)

And I'm looking for an asteroid named rest stop
Relief driver dam well better be waiting for me there
Cuz after fifteen hours of bussin'
Third class cargo and riders cussin'
I just might drive to blazes and not care.

I called the third shift office and they told me
Son there's no replacement short of your next stop
I paid out four fat chickens for a patch job
Got my riders back on board
Then in came seven more
GOD, They were Martian mercenaries mean as cat dirt
and some damn-fool miner offered them a fight
They were hacking through my back seats with machetes
When I cleared that burg and rode out to the night.

And I'm looking for an asteroid named rest stop
Relief driver dam well better be waiting for me there
Cuz after fifteen hours of bussin'
Third class cargo and riders cussin'
I just might drive to blazes and not care.

I locked the doors and holed up in my cabin
and listened to the ruckus in the rear
Then I got a wild idea and cut the g-force
And let folks and fowl and all
Go mix up in free fall
Now I nursed the engines outward toward that asteroid
When they ask me what my cargo is I'll say
Free fall Martian stew and chicken gumbo
Lord, that station better not be far away.

And I'm looking for an asteroid named rest stop
Relief driver dam well better be waiting for me there
Cuz after fifteen hours of bussin'
Third class cargo and riders cussin'
I just might drive to balzes and not care.

Thank you! :D

06-22-2007, 09:59 PM
hey do you take request????

06-22-2007, 11:48 PM
Depends on wether or not I know the song. :)

06-23-2007, 12:23 AM

06-23-2007, 12:34 AM
Do you know Shinedown? Their song 45?

06-23-2007, 12:40 AM
nope, sorry dahling. I've never been too huge on modern rock. Filk however...:D

06-23-2007, 12:55 AM
lol...ok...what about...Trace Adkins? Honkytonkbadonkeydongdonk?

06-23-2007, 01:01 AM

06-23-2007, 01:25 AM
I'll take that as a no...lol.

06-23-2007, 01:28 AM
pretty much:)
I can do filk,medieval, and medieval filk:)
and a few from Dr. Demento.:)

06-23-2007, 01:30 AM
Medieval....ah...my favorite time period

06-23-2007, 01:38 AM
I am in the SCA, have been for over twenty years.

06-23-2007, 01:59 AM
What's that stand for?

06-23-2007, 04:34 PM
How about an amateur entertainment night here in the bar? guys and Gals.

I have a little resitation I could do, but the doctor's tell me it will get bigger and better....LOL

06-23-2007, 05:01 PM
Niteowluk2003, Takes the microphone and steps up to the piano,

He announces...Ladies and Gent's at great personal harm to myself, I give you a little resitation... entitled... You gotta get a wife!!!

I'd reached the age of fourteen,
And I hadn't started courtin',
Mum and Dad were gettin worried about me,
Dad said "you gotta get a wife,
you can't go on enjoying life,
or others will think your strange and start to frown!"

I said "Dad, why should i buy a book, when there is a thriving lending library in the town"

Then one day I found a friend,
I was up by badgers end,
A little pigeon fell at my feet,
His feather's were flicked with red,
And at first, I thought he was dead,
Then I knelt and I felt his little heart still beat.

I cupped him in my hands,
and I ran home to my Mam's,
And she said "son I'm as proud of you as I can be,
your thoughtful and your kind,
and you got a gentle mind,
and that will do a treat for your ol' father's tea"

You shall not touch my bird,
and without another word,
I took to my room and nursed it back to health,
I taught it tricks,
like palying dead and picking up sticks,
and the village girls they brought birdseed every day, phew,
There was Mary from the dairy, Mable from the stable,

We had a visit from our beauty Queen,
And that great big Betty Mavery,
an' she got her own aviary,
Well she got the biggest pair of keats I've ever seen.

Dad said "you ought to let it go!"
but mum she said "Oh no, you just wanna get some shooting practise in"
but the vicar says "my Son,
it really isn't done,
and to lock up a wild thin, well that's a sin."

So one day I lost my friend,
Back up at badger's end,
I just opened my hands and watched him fly away.
He circled up and round,
and then he settled on the ground,
Then I looked and I could see,
he was flying back to me,
then he swooped and plopped right in my eye.
I thought cor that's bloody rude,
and there's gratitude,

And I hope they never cross a pigeon with a cow.
Dad says "Cor, there's a caper,
I get a bit of paper,
I says don't be daft he's miles away by now..

Dad says "I know you lost a friend,
But it's really not the end,
you'll be married and have kids of your own quite soon!"

Well I never said a word,
but you see that little bird.
had lured 18 little raver's up to my room.

So if anyone has an old crow or a cockatoo they don't want,
I be very greatful if you would pass it along...

I thank you.

He places the microphone on the piano and beats a hasty retreat...

06-23-2007, 06:15 PM
Thanks for the song...lol...that was great.

06-24-2007, 01:50 AM
Gah...I'm not getting any tips like this! Where is everyone??

06-24-2007, 09:17 PM
:) SCA is Society for Creative Anachronism. It is a world wide medieval recreation/education group.

06-24-2007, 11:08 PM
Hey everybody, the bar is open. Come on in and sit a spell.

06-24-2007, 11:30 PM
I like the new avatar...lol

06-24-2007, 11:34 PM
:) thank you. It's still a trifle large though. :)

06-24-2007, 11:37 PM
if you want it smaller I can make it so...your wish is my command boss

06-24-2007, 11:39 PM
Can you?

06-24-2007, 11:46 PM
sure...gimme a sec

06-24-2007, 11:46 PM
:) Thank you dahling.

06-24-2007, 11:49 PM
np...that was the next size down....sorry there wasn't an inbetween

06-24-2007, 11:55 PM
Perfect, thank you dahling. Thank you thank you thank you. :D

06-24-2007, 11:59 PM
you are welcome! I love to help people :)

06-25-2007, 12:05 AM
:D Now I'm trying to upload a pic of myself and can't seem to get it to work.

06-25-2007, 12:12 AM
lemme try this: http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/users/4467e57ez8f46fdd9/b695/__sr_/db65.jpg?ph4rwfGBsfelZc7s

06-25-2007, 12:13 AM
Hey, it worked. Like I said, I am a medievalist.

06-25-2007, 12:20 AM
sweet...that's cool

06-25-2007, 12:25 AM
Thank you. Dang, gotta go. See ya tomorrow.

06-25-2007, 12:27 AM

06-25-2007, 08:35 PM
??? What happened to the picture???

06-25-2007, 08:44 PM
don't know...the link is still there....it may just be a glitch

06-25-2007, 08:49 PM
I'm not even showing the link...

06-25-2007, 08:52 PM
it's there if you go in to edit the post...I don't know what's wrong with it

06-25-2007, 08:59 PM
I tried that, it still wasn't there.

06-25-2007, 09:04 PM
I gotta bail. See ya a little later:)

06-25-2007, 09:14 PM
All right...be good or be good at it :)

06-25-2007, 11:37 PM
:D I'm always good dahling. :D

06-26-2007, 12:31 AM
I'll keep that in mind darlin' ...lol :)

06-26-2007, 12:39 AM
You'd better, or I'll spank ya! :D

06-26-2007, 12:49 AM
Always with the promises..lol

06-26-2007, 12:50 AM
Then come on up here and I'll live up to those promises:)

06-26-2007, 12:50 AM
Btw, thank you for the help on the avatar, she looks so virginal:)

06-26-2007, 12:55 AM
you are so very welcome...glad that I could help

06-26-2007, 01:16 AM
So, where is everybody?

06-26-2007, 01:25 AM
there's a ton of people on the site....just not many posting

06-26-2007, 01:28 AM
I know. Sad, isn't it. It seems that most of them don't even come up here.

06-26-2007, 01:30 AM
we'll get them here someday...we're getting a few

06-26-2007, 01:33 AM
I gotta go soon. Btw, I might be getting "Rite of Passage" published in an (adult) store newsletter.

06-26-2007, 01:34 AM
that's great...congrats

06-26-2007, 01:41 AM
It's still only a maybe. I just submitted it about an hour ago.

06-26-2007, 01:45 AM
Good luck...I'm sure you'll get it...it's awesome

06-26-2007, 01:47 AM
Thank you:) gotta go. See you tomorrow:D

06-26-2007, 01:50 AM
Bye bye

06-26-2007, 08:06 PM
Howdy howdy. The bar is open for business. (not that it ever closes)

06-26-2007, 08:12 PM
But it's so much more fun when you're here :)

06-26-2007, 08:18 PM
Hello dahlin, how are you today?

06-26-2007, 08:34 PM
Good good good

06-26-2007, 08:38 PM
What are you up to?

06-26-2007, 08:46 PM
writeing in the RP...lol...you should join us :)

06-26-2007, 08:49 PM
I read through it a bit. Sadly, horror is not exactly my genre. Please don't be offended. I tend to scare easily. Seriously, I can't even watch scary movies with my wife:)
Maybe when the next one gets started I'll see if it is more me.

06-26-2007, 08:52 PM
O.k., I just read the description of Reign of Chaos, and that one may interest me. It'll take me some time to read through the whole thing and get up to speed on it.

06-26-2007, 09:03 PM
O.K., I'm interested. Gimme a character.

06-26-2007, 09:06 PM
we just started so think one up and join in :)...just let me know what you pick :)...just don't make them invincible

06-26-2007, 09:07 PM
:D I never do :D

06-26-2007, 09:14 PM
sweet...:)...I'm interested to see what you come up with..PM me with what you decide please

06-26-2007, 09:19 PM
No problem. It'll have to be later, or tomorrow. I gotta get back to work now.

06-26-2007, 09:21 PM
k...don't work to hard

06-26-2007, 09:22 PM
Who...ME?!?!?! :D :D :D

06-26-2007, 09:27 PM
yes you...lol

06-26-2007, 10:39 PM
O.K> I'm back.

06-29-2007, 12:47 AM
Hey everybody, the bar is open for business. Come on in and say hello.

07-01-2007, 03:41 PM
Hi Everyone,

So whats new here in the bar

07-01-2007, 06:39 PM
Should be about time for Frozen to do a song...pull up a seat...order some food...have a drink...and enjoy!

I'm your waitress if you need anything just yell!

07-01-2007, 08:33 PM
What food is available Freedom...

As kitchen at home is closed due to illness...Wife's sick of cooking....lol

And while we are ordering mines a long ice cold lemonade!!!


07-01-2007, 08:36 PM
Hey Freedom,

Do you know any one who wants to buy a complete set of encyclopedia's...

The ones here at home are no longer needed...

Wife knows it all...

When i met my wife i said that she was my miss right,,,

I just did not realise her first name was always....LOL

07-01-2007, 08:52 PM
You must have missed the fine print on your marriage contract if you didn't know her first name was always....lol

As for food...you name it...we got it! Served up anyway you please!

07-02-2007, 11:20 AM
OH Freedom, you could get yourself in some real trouble saying things like served anyway you please.

As it is Wimbledon fornight here in England and strawberries and cream are all the rage, I would love a double portion served al fresco on a nubile ladies belly button with lashings of cream everywhere..

Oh ho I wish... but just think it would save on the washing up as there would be no end of offers to lick the plate clean....LOL

07-02-2007, 01:42 PM
In the bar...I mean it when I say anyway you please...lol

I work for tips ;) you know. Frozen 'tips' me really well but I can't make it on his tips alone.

I mean I don't wear this white teddy for my heath you know ;)

So...if you want strawberries and cream on a belly button...you can have it but don't leave any behind or it will be sticky.

07-02-2007, 03:27 PM
I can promise you that I would give you my big tip (of my tongue), and of course who would want to leave anything behind on such a beautiful offering... to become sticky or otherwise...

Infact i would like to bet that after two hours of licking the plate cleam we would have generated far more than the original cream you put on the strawberries...lol

07-02-2007, 03:54 PM
After two hours yes I'd dare say you are right. :)

07-02-2007, 06:24 PM
i am in desparate need for a frozen margarita...this looks like a nice bar to hang around in...if Jolly1 were only here it would be perfect...

07-02-2007, 06:28 PM
Freedom, that would be just warm up time... after that my tongue goes into overdrive...LOL

I usually charge by the hour rather than number of licks....lol

Still when you have a tongue likea lizard the ladies certainly love you more.

07-02-2007, 06:29 PM
Hi Isabau6, Still waiting for jolly1.... tut tut such a naughty man keeping a beauty like you waiting....

Still enjoy your stay here.

07-02-2007, 07:45 PM
Hi Isabau6, Still waiting for jolly1.... tut tut such a naughty man keeping a beauty like you waiting....

Still enjoy your stay here.

thank you...he is doing important work today..i'll see him probably tonight.. and hello back niteowluk...

07-02-2007, 08:04 PM
How can he be doing important work, your here alone and he is off somewhere else. The attendance to a beautiful woman should be anyman's lifetime of important works.... but i know waht you mean, it keeps body and soul together but don't pay the bills..

Take care..

07-02-2007, 08:09 PM
Glad to see you again Isabeau....I make a mean Frozen Margarita...I'll get that for you.

07-02-2007, 10:03 PM
Glad to see you again Isabeau....I make a mean Frozen Margarita...I'll get that for you.

yummm thanks freedom.....make it a double hehe..o and what can i do for you?

07-02-2007, 10:04 PM
How can he be doing important work, your here alone and he is off somewhere else. The attendance to a beautiful woman should be anyman's lifetime of important works.... but i know waht you mean, it keeps body and soul together but don't pay the bills..

Take care..

he takes care of me all through the week, this one day he does something very nice...i can wait patiently for him...as i adore him...thanks anyway niteowluk...

07-02-2007, 10:06 PM
yummm thanks freedom.....make it a double hehe..o and what can i do for you?

Double coming up! Just leave me a good tip :)

07-02-2007, 10:15 PM
Can I have a Frozen Margarita too please?

07-02-2007, 10:20 PM
done i always leave good tips...my tip for the day is...be kind to blondes lol..

hey gypsy..the more the merrier....

07-02-2007, 10:25 PM
Coming right up Gypsy...glad to see you join us!

07-02-2007, 10:47 PM
Hi Freedom, Can I please have my bar bill, as its midnight here in London and some of us have a busy day at work tomorrow and please don't forget to add your 15% service charge and allow yourself a generous tip...much obliged for the prompt and nice service...see ya all...

07-02-2007, 10:51 PM
It's nearly a holiday here...I'll put it on your tab and you can 'tip' me later ;)

07-03-2007, 07:31 AM
Hi Freedom only tip I can think of is "Don't eat yellow snow!"

but any other tips are much better on a sexy girl like you anyway...

Especially erect tips are the breast kind...

07-03-2007, 08:12 AM
read back through the post in here...you can see what kind of tips the boss man Frozen gives me and he has a big tip.

And where do you people keep getting this sexy shit...you need your eyes checked and stop drinking so much...lol

07-03-2007, 09:40 AM
bah the bar is empty, noone to talk to :(

freedom your beauty shouldn't be in question.

To coin a phrase "5 billion people can't be wrong". Everyone who has seen your pictures quickly reaches the conclusion that you are a deity. Realise this, relish this, relax, let us be the judge. :)

07-03-2007, 11:53 AM
good morning to everyone

07-03-2007, 12:09 PM
Good Morning Gypsy.....Have a cup of coffee....Im sure others are about.

07-03-2007, 12:27 PM
Coffee sounds wonderfull how abouts some donuts to go with it as well

07-03-2007, 06:26 PM
Damn it...I leave for a few and some one adds donuts to the menu....guess I better make some....coming right up :)

And Goober...my mirror says different but thanks all the same :)

07-03-2007, 06:55 PM
thanks for the for coffee and donuts. how you doing this afternoon freedom

07-03-2007, 10:47 PM
I"m good...thanks for asking Gypsy

07-03-2007, 10:48 PM
Hello, hello. How is everybody today?

07-03-2007, 10:58 PM
Hey boss...havent seen you around much...glad to see ya!

07-03-2007, 11:11 PM
Yeah, I'm a little short of time at the cafe at the moment, so my time will be rather limited for a couple of weeks.

07-03-2007, 11:16 PM
We'll take ya when we can get ya

07-03-2007, 11:17 PM
just popped in for a donut, your mirror lies to you freedom. I heard it say it was the fifth beatle.

07-03-2007, 11:23 PM
LOL, Hi goober. How are you today?

07-03-2007, 11:26 PM
stepping out for a smoke. Back in a moment.

07-03-2007, 11:37 PM
have fun...lol

07-03-2007, 11:40 PM
I'm back:)

07-03-2007, 11:49 PM

07-03-2007, 11:49 PM
I'm fine FN thanks for asking, just about to go to bed :)

07-03-2007, 11:52 PM
here's your donut, what did you want to drink with that? :)

07-04-2007, 12:00 AM
Damn men...stealing my tips while I ain't looking...gah

07-04-2007, 12:10 AM
I didn't take your tip. I just gave him his donut. I got your tip right here...:)

07-04-2007, 12:18 AM
Thank goodness....niteowl teased me about a tip but never would give me one...lol

Thought I was giving bad service

07-04-2007, 12:20 AM
Besides, I'm giving you one HELL of a tip in the group effort. :D

07-04-2007, 12:33 AM
Ohhhhh god yes you are...if you only knew :D

07-04-2007, 12:35 AM
This is where a web cam would come in handy:D

07-04-2007, 12:42 AM
lol...keep dreaming

07-04-2007, 12:44 AM
Hey dahlin, I dream in technicolor.

07-04-2007, 12:48 AM
did someone say WEBCAM :):):):):):)

07-04-2007, 12:50 AM
Yes, Freedom's going to put a webcam in her shower:)

07-04-2007, 12:56 AM
I have read some of your posts in the group thread and I think she is soaking wet already :)

07-04-2007, 12:58 AM
No webcam....no no no no no no

And yes frozen has my attention...lol

07-04-2007, 01:00 AM
:D :D :D My work here is done :D :D :D

07-04-2007, 01:05 AM
Bullshit on that...you're work is NEVER done...lol

07-04-2007, 01:07 AM
Ain't it the truth dahlin:D Ain't it the truth...

07-04-2007, 01:21 AM
of course it's the truth...I said it didn't I??

07-04-2007, 01:26 AM
Touche` :D

07-04-2007, 01:32 AM
Smart man..lol

07-04-2007, 01:32 AM
So where did all our customers go??

07-04-2007, 01:37 AM
To bed...to jack off....who knows :)

07-04-2007, 01:42 AM
sigh, I guess i won't start singing then...

07-04-2007, 01:45 AM
awww...please sing...maybe that's what we're missing

07-04-2007, 01:47 AM
it was a joke dear:)

07-04-2007, 01:51 AM
I must apologize for I too must leave your presence and make for my place of solstice.

I'm going to bed(to sleep:) )

see you both later.

07-04-2007, 01:52 AM
Night goober and thanks for everything

07-04-2007, 01:54 AM
again you are always welcome

07-04-2007, 01:55 AM
g'night goober. Too bad you aren't here, you should see the fireworks tonight.

07-04-2007, 01:57 AM
Fireworks are awesome I agree we had ours Saturday

07-04-2007, 02:00 AM

07-04-2007, 02:02 AM
my town has a big 4th blowout the saturday before or right after so more people can go and see the fireworks

07-04-2007, 02:09 AM
I see. The fireworks start at midnight tonight here. and it's snowing...

07-04-2007, 02:11 AM
how can it be snowing if it was 75 today???

07-04-2007, 02:13 AM
Alaskan cotton. It's from cottonwood trees. They just started shedding it today and the air is full of what looks like tiny puffs of cotton. It builds up on the ground and looks like snow cover.

07-04-2007, 02:15 AM
awww...I see

07-04-2007, 02:18 AM
I gotta go here in a moment. Taking the kids to the fireworks.

07-04-2007, 02:20 AM
Have fun and enjoy!

07-04-2007, 02:21 AM
will do:)

07-04-2007, 12:21 PM
morning anyone....happy fourth for us yanks...i know it's a wee early in the day but my tooth hurts grrrrrrrrrr i need pain killer....a drinkie poo hehe..virtual being the only way i drink anymore thanks to Jolly1...

07-04-2007, 12:27 PM
good morning Ibaeau happy fouth to you. sorry to about your tooth

07-04-2007, 03:58 PM
hey gypsy...i'll live lol..how are you?

07-04-2007, 04:36 PM
I'm fine, enjoying nice warm day and about to make a potato salad for a BBQ that we are going to tonight.

07-04-2007, 05:21 PM
Afternoon everyone!

07-04-2007, 05:48 PM
hi freedom

happy fouth!

07-04-2007, 05:51 PM
I'm fine, enjoying nice warm day and about to make a potato salad for a BBQ that we are going to tonight.

mmm yumm are we all invited??? lol i'll bring my hottub...hmm will that get me an invite? hehe

hey Freedom xoxo

07-04-2007, 06:04 PM
Yes everyone is invited . hehe bring on the hot tub

07-04-2007, 06:32 PM
well its time to go BBQ so I have to sign off .Enjoy the fireworks and have a safe fouth

07-04-2007, 07:17 PM
Happy Fourth to everyone!

Free Beer here at the bar!

07-08-2007, 09:58 PM
Howdy howdy evrybody. The bar is open.

07-08-2007, 10:04 PM
Howdy Frozen-north

07-08-2007, 10:09 PM
What's up guys and gals

07-08-2007, 10:10 PM
Hi gypsy and welcome to the bar. What'll it be?

07-08-2007, 10:18 PM
How about a beer?

07-08-2007, 10:19 PM
One beer coming right up.
*where is that dang waitress/*

07-08-2007, 10:24 PM
Standing here wondering what the hell you're doing ignoring me!

*crosses arms and pouts*

07-08-2007, 10:27 PM
Get to work girl. We got thirsty customers:)

07-08-2007, 10:28 PM
I never would ignor you Freedom

07-08-2007, 10:32 PM
yes boss

And since you're so sweet Gypsy...I'll pay for your first drink :)

07-08-2007, 10:34 PM
Thanks but I buy the next round

07-08-2007, 10:35 PM
So; how's life back east gypsy?

07-08-2007, 10:37 PM
Hey, I heard someone was buying a round

07-08-2007, 10:40 PM
not bad looks like it'sgoing to rain which we need and yes wizard I buying the round of beer

07-08-2007, 10:41 PM
Hey wizard, welcome to the bar. What'll you have. The first round (and every one thereafter) is on the house. :D

07-08-2007, 10:45 PM
ahh I guess I don't have buy the beer now.

07-08-2007, 10:53 PM
:) The bar is pretty much self serve. But if any of us are here, we are happy to be of service:)

07-08-2007, 11:00 PM
It's fun to be of service ;) All kinds of service

07-08-2007, 11:01 PM
ain't it the truth dahlin; ain't it the truth.:D

07-08-2007, 11:04 PM
we need to add it to a whole new section of the menu

07-08-2007, 11:06 PM
It's the bluestories hangout:)

That actually was the idea when I started the place. Do you ever go to literotica?

07-08-2007, 11:11 PM
not very often

07-08-2007, 11:12 PM
last time I said no to a free beer I misunderstood the question
have a site on literotica, but they ain't much fun-
let me know when it's my turn to buy, I'll probably need to find the bathroom-

07-08-2007, 11:14 PM
LOL welcome back wizard.:)

At any rate, I got the idea for the bar and grill from when I was a member there. The place was called abstrusions bohemian bar and grill and it was fairly well hopping.

07-08-2007, 11:17 PM
well this one is hopping at the moment...just need more patrons

07-08-2007, 11:21 PM
Working on it dahling:) This place is more popular than the bar on the SSP site ever was. :D

07-08-2007, 11:23 PM
I'm pleasantly surprised

07-08-2007, 11:25 PM
Me too:D

07-08-2007, 11:28 PM
what can i say we rock...and you have the best waitress in town ;)

i am a damn good server...lol

07-08-2007, 11:35 PM
No argument there dahlin:)

07-08-2007, 11:39 PM
smart man...but I gotta run for a few but I'll be back

07-08-2007, 11:45 PM
well guys don't have too much fun. just joking . haha Iam going to sign off now have a great night

07-08-2007, 11:45 PM
I'll be here for another 20-30 minutes.

07-08-2007, 11:46 PM
Have a great night Gypsy. It was good to have you here.:D

07-09-2007, 12:00 AM
Well, Sadly my time is up at for the moment. I gotta go. See ya tomorrow.

07-09-2007, 12:08 AM
See, i knew if i waited long enough I wouldn't have to buy a round.

07-09-2007, 12:29 AM
O.k., I'm back for a moment. Freedom dahling, I just sent you an email.

07-09-2007, 12:34 AM
I got it dear and sent you a reply :) I'll see what I can do :)

07-09-2007, 12:39 AM
Thank you for the help:D

07-09-2007, 12:45 AM
Any time sweety

07-09-2007, 12:46 AM
:) :) :) She called me sweety :) :) :)

07-09-2007, 12:54 AM
I'm southern...anyone I like is sweety..sweetheart or darling...lol

But you are a sweety :)

07-09-2007, 05:26 PM
Okay, looks empty enough, this rounds on me

07-09-2007, 05:47 PM
Drat missed his round again, how do you do it Wizardwriter...lol

Never mind have this drink on me and btw congratulatios on your winning story for 4th july....

07-09-2007, 05:51 PM
I would like to bet you could manage to peel a grape with out taking out of your pocket..hehehe.

I used to have a mate that woudl make sure you were going to the bar after work and when you walked in the place he would say mines a beer, I am just off to the loo.

Well eventually everyone got wise to him so we told the bar man it was his birthday and he wanted to order drinks all round. when he came back from the bar he was presented with the bar bill for 75.90 for all the drinks for every one in the bar. he never trusted us to be alone in the bar again to use the ploy of going to the loo first.

07-09-2007, 06:03 PM
Had a buddy that only carried hundreds, and every time it was his turn, he shrug, 'Dude, they don't take hundreds.' Easy to fix, just made sure I had five twenties on me.'
had another worker borrow ten bucks, and I always bought the beer. So we're in line i got a 12-pack, he's got a 6-pack in front of me and says, 'got that 10 I owe you dude.'
And he holds it up, I say 'cool.' cause I never expected to see it again. He pays for the beer with the ten, then hands me the change. 'There you go.'
I'm wait for the laugh, but the dude is serious. "Ah, you do know you didn't pay me the 10, right?"
"No, I gave it to you.'
'No, I never touched the fucking thing. Did I get the 10 and buy the beer, or did you buy the beer and owe me three fucking dollars?'
Dumb bastard, never could make sense of this transaction, plus he's so fuckin' stupid he don't realize i pay him every god dam week, wanta take a guess at how many times that dumb bastard paid me back me $10?
yep every fuckin' week he worked for me
I might do a lot of things, but i do buy a round or two, so give niteowl a pint

07-09-2007, 08:12 PM
Howdy everybody the bar is open.


07-09-2007, 09:25 PM
Only had to say it once frozen

07-09-2007, 09:32 PM
Wizardwriter, cheers for the beer but be kind enough to have it on me instead. I am one of the sad B****** the talk about because I actually chose to go tee total... see I figure I am not an Alcofrolic i frolic at every opportunity.....LOL.

Your offer was much appreciated though Good buddy.

07-09-2007, 09:47 PM
Well pour me up a ice cold Diet coke please....I am a bit thirsty after all that Panut Butter and Jelly...hahahahah

07-09-2007, 10:38 PM
Hell niteowl, I'll take another beer, even buy a round or three. See i'm no alcoholic I don't go to those damn meetings

07-09-2007, 10:51 PM
HEY....how about a beer and burger for the working woman here!!!

07-09-2007, 10:55 PM
You got it, but I got chug this one I'm in the middle of a DM beating

07-09-2007, 11:58 PM
I just popped in for q quicky:)

07-10-2007, 12:02 AM
Hey Goober :)

07-10-2007, 12:06 AM
hello princess how are we this morning;)

07-10-2007, 12:17 AM
*looks over shoulder*

didn't know we had royalty visiting

lol...I'm good thanks for asking :)

07-10-2007, 12:24 AM
A pleasure as always, hey whats a guy to do to get a drink around here? Or I could just sit here and look at the fantastic view ;)

07-10-2007, 12:32 AM
Well, you could just sit and look at the fantastic view. The bar is actually self serve if no one else is here:)

Hi freedom, how was the first day?

07-10-2007, 12:37 AM
oh ok, well in that case I will have a southern comfort and enjoy teh view:)

07-10-2007, 12:37 AM
Pretty good....hard on me with it being days...not a day time person but I've only got 3 weeks then I go to 2nd shift....had someone I knew start with me so he kept me awake...lol...it was pretty cool :)

07-10-2007, 12:37 AM
I'm a lazy bastard, while you're up goober, send one down, underhand please-
freedom- when you said you like diet coke and milk was that separate, or (gulp, pf-ft, ack ack) together?

07-10-2007, 12:39 AM
SEPERATE...lol...those are my two fave NON alcoholic drinks :) oh and lemon lime gatorade :)

07-10-2007, 12:46 AM
np wizard catch, u thirsty freedom?

07-10-2007, 12:48 AM
anyone wants chips while im up?

07-10-2007, 12:52 AM
Son-of-a-bitch nailed me in the eye again, either I drank too much or not enough, i'm going for the later

07-10-2007, 12:54 AM
oh freedom- thank god about that drink thing a man can only write so much weirdness ah,ha,ha,ha-
Damn, think I'll whip up a tequila screwdriver

07-10-2007, 01:00 AM
yeah chips are good Goober and I am very thristy...but it's bed time so a glass of warm milk would be great and I'll talk to you guys tomorrow after work :)

07-10-2007, 01:03 AM
sorry bout that wizard, lack of sleep and all affected my aim, that and i can't throw underarm, well my quick drink is gone so im gonna join freedom and go to bed. MY bed;) I can't swim that fast:D