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Kristin
11-16-2007, 07:13 AM
Hey guys! Hope you're all having a good time?

freedom
11-16-2007, 07:15 AM
Morning Kristin...all good well...feeling under the weather but in a good mood

wizardwriter
11-16-2007, 07:23 AM
hiya kristin, yeah, still a tad sick

Kristin
11-16-2007, 07:27 AM
Wizard - you should come over here and let me take care of you ;D I bet I could cure you with my warm hands and magic spirit... hahaha

Carrot74
11-16-2007, 07:27 PM
Why is everyone down under getting sick? You can't - you folks have your Thanksgiving coming up.
Carrot plops another round at the bar along with..... well the bartender throws it into the garbage. Carrot orders himself a pint of Guinness and chuckles at wizard as he drinks his 2% "beer".

Kristin
11-16-2007, 07:46 PM
- Hey Carrot!
Says to the bar maid: - I'll have a vodka on ice, please

Carrot74
11-16-2007, 07:52 PM
"Would that be Finn vodka, Russian vodka, or the cheap import garbage available in the Americas?"

Kristin
11-16-2007, 07:56 PM
Russian if they have... after all, they're the best at it. But I'll setle for Finlandia too.

Carrot74
11-16-2007, 07:59 PM
Done! Carrot pours the lovely Kristin a proper vodka and toasts "Skaal"

wizardwriter
11-16-2007, 11:03 PM
With no one in the place I go back and piss on the Guinness bottles and anything else that looks like foreign beer then get me a bud- hehehe

Carrot74
11-17-2007, 04:45 AM
wizard - do you want to wear the Guinness? Rather than pissing on it - why not try some? I've had your beer in the States and I find it rather watered down. Just a personal opinion from a fellow beer connisiour.
Carrot gives wizard a Bud grudgingly and sends another vodka on the rocks, and lays another round for the regulars.

freedom
11-17-2007, 05:08 AM
Evening Carrot...good to see ya...Wiz are you ragging on other peoples beers again?

wizardwriter
11-17-2007, 05:13 AM
me? nope, the midgets were hogging the bathroom and i had to go, want can i say?

freedom
11-17-2007, 05:20 AM
Ewwww...that's gross...lol

wizardwriter
11-17-2007, 05:26 AM
had guinness, bet you can't even tell

freedom
11-17-2007, 05:39 AM
Maybe but still...lol...ewww

wizardwriter
11-17-2007, 05:41 AM
what?? It was mostly beer anyway

freedom
11-17-2007, 06:01 AM
Well that might help but remind me to get my own drinks from now on

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 05:14 AM
Anybody want a beer? hehehe

freedom
11-18-2007, 05:20 AM
I'll get my own thanks anyway...lol

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 05:30 AM
god, was just trying to be gentlemanly, like a southern gentleman

freedom
11-18-2007, 05:32 AM
oh please that term is so overused and used in the wrong manner

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 05:35 AM
yeah, but i really am, unless my balls are itching, then they need scratching, you got a free hand

freedom
11-18-2007, 05:38 AM
got two free ones but not for that...lmao

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 05:54 AM
no, silly i meant to hold a shot jager

freedom
11-18-2007, 06:01 AM
Always got a hand for a shot of jager....you going to share? without pissing in it?

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 06:22 AM
of course dear, *I pass her the shot of jager*, it'll help your cough

freedom
11-18-2007, 06:24 AM
But will it help my stuffy head and sore throat

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 06:49 AM
have no idea," I grin, 'but know this it can't hurt."

freedom
11-18-2007, 06:51 AM
did you piss in it? if not why are you grinning

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 06:53 AM
cause it can't hurt, silly girl

freedom
11-18-2007, 06:54 AM
lol...why am I worried to drink this?

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 07:10 AM
no need, on my word *i pour you a fresh one and drink yours* i got a cold too.

freedom
11-18-2007, 08:15 AM
*downs shot* Thanks baby...you're a....oh wait...I can't say that in public i promised...lol

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 08:46 AM
go ahead call me an ass, everybody around here knows

freedom
11-18-2007, 08:50 AM
No...not ass...ok fine but don't bitch cause I broke a promise...you asked...You're a sweetie

wizardwriter
11-18-2007, 08:52 AM
aw shit there goes my image, now I gotta go kick a puppy

freedom
11-18-2007, 09:07 AM
Hey you asked...I promised not to tell but NO...you wouldn't let it go...men...can't make them happy

g00ber
11-23-2007, 12:33 PM
can i get a drink please?

freedom
11-23-2007, 04:43 PM
you know the deal...drink for a hug sweetie

wizardwriter
11-24-2007, 04:33 AM
hi ya'll, just stopped for a piss-free beer

freedom
11-24-2007, 04:46 AM
Sweet...grab a chair and have a cold one

wizardwriter
11-24-2007, 07:44 AM
okay, so you been outside, which is the cold one, left or right? hell, I'll warm them both up
Oh, I'll have a beer too

freedom
11-25-2007, 04:43 AM
It's cold as hell outside...true enough...lol...got other stuff you can warm up too

wizardwriter
11-25-2007, 05:17 AM
a beer for miss freedom and her VOLS whipping UK pervs in quadruple overtime

freedom
11-25-2007, 05:23 AM
Thanks Wiz...hope we can beat LSU

wizardwriter
11-25-2007, 06:04 AM
they got play 4 quarters not 3 like usual

freedom
11-25-2007, 06:08 AM
but you fail to mention...it's out of 8...an we play two not 3...lmao

Carrot74
11-25-2007, 06:26 AM
So what do you folks down there call cold? I need a good laugh - so do tell.
Carrot slides another Bud down to wizard, mixes a vodka rocks for Kristen, and pours himself two Guinness in preparation for the CFL Grey Cup.

freedom
11-25-2007, 06:31 AM
It's twenty degrees and for Tennessee that's fucking cold!

Wiz! Where's you stash the Jager?

wizardwriter
11-25-2007, 06:37 AM
carrot didn't get you a jager freedom, bad canuck-
*I get freedom her cough syrup*
it's cold here when I can't go out barefoot for more than half an hour

freedom
11-25-2007, 06:39 AM
Pussy...as cold as it is here I go out barefoot...lol

thanks for the drink...I need it...and IT"S NOT COUGH SYRUP

*picks up sprayer on sink and sprays Wiz with water*

wizardwriter
11-25-2007, 06:44 AM
oh, you're worse than a canuck, giving me a hillbilly shower

freedom
11-25-2007, 06:46 AM
That's not just a hillbilly shower...it's half hillbilly half tarheel...get it right damn it

wizardwriter
11-25-2007, 06:49 AM
yuck, that sounds like i'm gonna be dirtier than when i started, a tar-heeled hillbilly, go figure, do you dress yourself, i mean correctly

freedom
11-25-2007, 06:53 AM
you will be dirtier cause I'm going to kick your ass big boy...lol...I ain't like them there other country folk....my shoes ain't labeled TGIF

*hits Wiz with the water again then swaps his bud for a bottle filled with guiness while he ain't looking*

wizardwriter
11-25-2007, 06:58 AM
*I take a drink* oh hell, a carrot conspirarcy

freedom
11-25-2007, 07:00 AM
bet your shoes are labled TGIF....hehehe...couldn't you smell it

wizardwriter
12-04-2007, 04:54 AM
wth?

freedom
12-04-2007, 05:02 AM
TGIF - TOES GO IN FIRST

lol

wizardwriter
12-05-2007, 11:29 PM
oh, I thought it was 'Tennessee Girl Is Fun'

freedom
12-06-2007, 12:22 AM
That too but it's the other in this case...lol

cum4me
12-06-2007, 02:53 AM
howdy ya'll hows life treating ya

freedom
12-06-2007, 03:41 AM
It's good Cum4me, pull up a chair and a beer

gypsy
12-06-2007, 09:50 AM
Just wanted to say good moring to everyone

Kristin
12-06-2007, 09:51 AM
Gypsy!! Hi there! How has you been?? I'v missed you, girl *hugs*

gypsy
12-06-2007, 10:00 AM
Hi Kristin, It great to see you girl , missed you too , I'm doing well and been working a lot lately .(hugging Kristen back)

How have you been?

Kristin
12-06-2007, 10:56 AM
Oh you know... busy like everybody else. But you can usually find me here at this hour of the day... hahaha
Good to see you!

freedom
12-07-2007, 01:53 AM
Evening folks....getting off from work early calls for a beer

wizardwriter
12-07-2007, 02:23 AM
hey, i don't know anything that don't call for a beer

freedom
12-07-2007, 03:02 AM
Good point...hum....you're right for a change...what's wrong with the world...hehehe

Carrot74
12-08-2007, 04:18 AM
A moderator - admitting that a member was right - especially wizard? What is the world coming to?
Carrot drops a whack of Canuck dough for the bar, and then taunts wizard by pouring his favourite beer: Guinness. Ah, the lovely taste of dark beer.

freedom
12-08-2007, 05:05 AM
I think I was sick....I'm sure I can think of something wrong with what he said...just give me time...lol

darcylynn
12-10-2007, 10:27 PM
Where is everybody? God! I go away for a little while and come back to find the place is deserted. Did the health department close this place down? Did Wizard close it down??
I missed everbody even my Wizard..

freedom
12-11-2007, 05:09 AM
Not much traffic during the holidays...everyones out and gone...but it's good to see you back Darcy

darcylynn
12-13-2007, 12:44 AM
Thanks Freedom...it's nice to be back. Where is my Wizard? Is he gone for the holidays too?
Damn..nobody is stocking the bar anymore..

freedom
12-13-2007, 01:27 AM
He's sick sweetie and having PC issues. Hopefully he'll be back around soon. The rest of us will do our best to keep you entertained...lol

wizardwriter
12-13-2007, 06:14 AM
hey, freedom, just checking in for a beer, domestic please
hey gang how goes it

freedom
12-13-2007, 06:21 AM
Beer it is sweetie...budlight's cold...hope that's ok

Kristin
12-13-2007, 06:55 AM
Hey you two! Wanna share a beer with me? Could use something to drink... all dryed up after that drooling over the pictures Scorpio and Char posted.. hahaha

wizardwriter
12-16-2007, 06:41 AM
hiya Kristin- i'll share my beer any old time

Kristin
12-16-2007, 09:18 AM
Awww, thanks Wiz! :D
Finally someone arrives - meh... I sat her alone in the bar,,, waiting... and no one showed up....

freedom
12-16-2007, 07:56 PM
Beer for everyone! It's on Wiz....hehehe

wizardwriter
12-16-2007, 07:59 PM
NO!!
I'll pay, but ain't wearing it

freedom
12-16-2007, 08:03 PM
OH! *pouting*

You ruin all my fun!!!!!

wizardwriter
12-16-2007, 08:23 PM
hey, didn't say it was on me, did I? you cheated, naughty girl.

freedom
12-16-2007, 09:01 PM
You say naughty like it's a bad thing

wizardwriter
12-17-2007, 01:19 AM
did not say that, but you are naughty

freedom
12-17-2007, 01:36 AM
Tell me something I don't know sweetie

gypsy
12-17-2007, 12:48 PM
hahaha God I miss you guys.

Carrot74
12-17-2007, 08:25 PM
So Freedom would like us to tell her something we don't know. Okay - you are being watched by someone right now. Is that something you didn't know? Pardon the sarcasm but it is good to have the area server (where I live) working again.
Carrot buys a round for the bar - and makes sure that wizard gets a Bud AND a Guinness to drink. Kristin gets a vodka rocks and I'll have a pint of my fav.

Kristin
12-17-2007, 08:33 PM
Heya Carrot74! *hugs*
How was your day! Appreciate the Vodka, sweetie!

freedom
12-18-2007, 05:27 AM
Hope whoever is watching is enjoying themselves cause i'm bored to tears

Kristin
12-18-2007, 04:40 PM
Oh, but Freedom! you sound sad too! Come here; I'll try to cheer you up, sweetie!

freedom
12-19-2007, 04:43 AM
Thanks Kristin you're a doll

wizardwriter
12-20-2007, 05:54 AM
hi ladies, an early x-mas present, have a drink on me

freedom
12-20-2007, 06:02 AM
hehehehe

Please remember....you did say it....*pours beer on Wiz*

wizardwriter
12-20-2007, 06:06 AM
okay, now lick it up stinker

freedom
12-20-2007, 06:08 AM
Guess that's more of my xmas present huh?

*runs her tongue up Wizards neck*

Best beer i've had in a while

wizardwriter
12-20-2007, 06:09 AM
um-m, what a naughty girl, i like

freedom
12-20-2007, 06:11 AM
*licks other side of Wiz's neck and then kisses him*

So am I still a stinker?

wizardwriter
12-20-2007, 06:43 AM
yep, but nothing wrong with that, hot stuff, have another beer and shot of cough syrup

freedom
12-20-2007, 06:54 AM
Thanks darling...appreciate it

Kristin
12-20-2007, 07:08 AM
Goodmorning you two lovebirds! How are you doing?

wizardwriter
12-20-2007, 07:09 AM
hi kristin, is it coffee time or beer

Kristin
12-23-2007, 06:05 PM
Right now it's red wine time :D
Taking a break from all my christmas preparations and relax a bit in front of the computer. But I must say; today there was so much great new, hot stuff here, that I'm all excited now! :D

freedom
12-23-2007, 07:12 PM
Sounds like you're having a good day Kristin...hope you're Christmas is great

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 02:59 AM
Hi ladies, how about a lil' X-mas beer, i mean cheer which is beer-
anyone want to play tie me up with the x-mas lights and do me under the tree

freedom
12-24-2007, 03:09 AM
OHHH!! I wanna play!! Me! ME! Pick me!!!

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 03:22 AM
um-m, thought as much, and got a string of all blue lights for you sweetie, and three little white ones that heat up, where should they go, oh where oh where

freedom
12-24-2007, 03:23 AM
Awww...you know blue's my favorite color...hehehe. Why don't you surprise me with the white ones?

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 03:32 AM
after peeling her clothes I wrap the lovely miss freedom with the string of blue lights, placing a white bulb on each titty, and third above her clitty before taping a piece of mistletoe on her belly button. 'um-m, someone needs a kiss under the mistletoe'

freedom
12-24-2007, 03:36 AM
*giggling and enjoying the feeling of the lights against her*

Now this is a great way to celebrate Christmas and god bless whoever thought up the mistletoe tradition...lol

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 03:44 AM
'Um-m, true, freedom' kiss your pussy, then swat you with a bough of holly, 'yep, love those christmas traditions, and about to dick the halls.'

freedom
12-24-2007, 03:47 AM
*yelps and jerks as the holly leaves hit*

Well...falalalalalalala la la la then sweety! Any more traditions you want to observe?

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 03:49 AM
well, there's the 12 cums of christmas

freedom
12-24-2007, 03:51 AM
Can we do that one twice? Or three or four or twenty times?

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 03:55 AM
and 'peice of ass is good will to man'

freedom
12-24-2007, 03:56 AM
Well damn baby...i'll give you all the good will you can take....think you handle all the christmas cheer I got to give?

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 03:57 AM
well, 'i'm dreaming of a shaved pussy.'

freedom
12-24-2007, 04:48 AM
lol...oh that's a classic and in season all year round with me baby

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 04:59 AM
Yeah, and my new favorite, 'fucking around the christmas tree'

freedom
12-24-2007, 05:06 AM
You may have to sing it for me...don't think I know that one...lol

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 05:08 AM
how about 'jingle balls'

freedom
12-24-2007, 05:09 AM
I love jingle balls....why don't you let me play with yours??

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 05:18 AM
fine by me, my candy cane too

freedom
12-24-2007, 05:32 AM
Goodie...since I'm a little tied up you'll have to bring it to me. Love to lick candy canes....yummy

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 05:39 AM
um-m, you're a whole lot tied up, with the blue lights, 'ah shit, they're broken, no they're on, shit broken, nope back on, what the hell? off, on, off, on

freedom
12-24-2007, 05:51 AM
*giggling* Guess they're flashers...lol

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 05:56 AM
Oh i know the sound of that giggle, time to kiss under the mistletoe

freedom
12-24-2007, 06:07 AM
Yep sure is, consider it your christmas present and you can play with it anyway you want sweetie

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 06:12 AM
didn't hear that last part your thighs were muffling my ears, but i hope it was a yes

freedom
12-24-2007, 06:21 AM
Yes yes oh god yes!!!!

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 06:35 AM
I suck hard, pulling on your clit, then run my tongue deep into you

freedom
12-24-2007, 06:41 AM
I strain against the lights and moan loudly, "what a christmas present!"

wizardwriter
12-24-2007, 06:52 AM
'um-m, this isn't your christmas present, i'm getting you a partridge in a beer tree

freedom
12-25-2007, 12:01 AM
Awww...you weren't supposed to tell me...lol

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 12:18 AM
thought the chirping and beer leaking out gave it away

freedom
12-25-2007, 12:22 AM
lol...maybe but that's not the point silly

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 12:30 AM
yeah, but i think i wrapped it too soon, and shouldn't used plastic, partridge ain't chirping much, but nothing says x-mas like a partridge dinner, right?

sexy83
12-25-2007, 12:49 AM
hi pulls up a chair sits down

freedom
12-25-2007, 12:51 AM
Hi sexy 83...What can I get you to drink?

freedom
12-25-2007, 12:52 AM
yeah, but i think i wrapped it too soon, and shouldn't used plastic, partridge ain't chirping much, but nothing says x-mas like a partridge dinner, right?

lol...yeah think it needed air holes

sexy83
12-25-2007, 12:53 AM
dont drink just wanted to come hangout

freedom
12-25-2007, 12:56 AM
Glad you did :) Feel free to hang out all you want :) got coke and water too....bar's self serve...help yourself

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 12:57 AM
what a coincidence 83 is my IQ, i'm buying, just tell me again about the paper money

sexy83
12-25-2007, 12:57 AM
it would be cool if we got a band in here or a dj

sexy83
12-25-2007, 12:59 AM
grabs a coke

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:00 AM
good choice sexy, cause the water sorta looks like coke here

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:02 AM
will be back later the wrestling for the troops is on tv

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:03 AM
I come out in my red shorty pants & tank top with white fur-lined cowboy hat, 'hey, it's Bad Santa, ho, ho, ho."
I look around, 'what the hell, where are my ho's, I rented three of them?'

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:05 AM
Oh where's my camera?

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:10 AM
oh, forgot my white fur trimmed cowboy boots-(yes a sight to behold, I'm ol' st. dick, and the reindeer are scared)
damn, still can't find them ho's, Bad Santa knows not to pay those naughty girls first

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:11 AM
darn it got changed to something else lol why im i not surpised

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:12 AM
nice outfit wizard yeah its better idea to pay them afterwards otherwise they will just run off with the money before hand

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:13 AM
hands freedom a camera here u go

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:14 AM
Guess you're out your money...thanks for the camera...lol...Oh Wiz?!?! Come here dear!!

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:16 AM
'oh well, probably just as well, I think a couple of them were packing, and I don't need to be opening those kinds of presents.'

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:16 AM
your welcome do u need a rope or handcuffs? sips the coke

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:19 AM
Hummm....a tied up Wiz Santa? Interesting image...hehehehe...lol

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:20 AM
'okay, note to self, 'next year check for adam's apples, and pay the ho's after.'
Damn, I really got to start reading these notes, that's five years in a row

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:22 AM
lol...maybe you need one of those auto reminder things

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:22 AM
yeah but see if he is tied up u could arrange him any way u want too or do anything u wanted to lol see this why my bf calls me ornery lol i come up will all kinds of ways to get him back for doing stuff

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:25 AM
lol...I like it but he's sneaky....I'll have to be quick

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:25 AM
Hell freedom, what do I need an auto reminder for, know where my damn truck is, i lost my hos

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:27 AM
for those notes you keep leaving yourself

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:29 AM
how about u put a leash and a colller on them hook them to ur belt loop lol u wouldnt lose them then

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:30 AM
whilst i be sipping a beer here's a question:
mary christmas, why is it only for her

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:31 AM
uhm....it's Merry as in happy not the female name dear

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:32 AM
lol its merry

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:33 AM
Didn't you see sexy83, my red leather shorty pants got no belt loops, but a collar & leash wouldn't be bad, for freedom

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:35 AM
hummm...me? *gulp*

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:36 AM
lol freedom u better run

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:38 AM
I told you he's sneaky....think I'll just slip out the back

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:39 AM
lol yup sneaky all right better make sure u got handcuffs or a rope ready at all times lol

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:41 AM
My luck he'll use them on me...lol

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:41 AM
yeah dont must guys have set so they can handcuff us lol i know if my bf found way he would do that to me

freedom
12-25-2007, 01:43 AM
I think so...he's the sneakiest thing i've ever seen though...lol

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:47 AM
most be part snake if he is that sneaky

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 01:50 AM
Looks like bad santa has to use a string of lights the way they were meant to be, and whatever am I gonna do with these big ol' candy canes-
hm-m, let me think,
who's been a bad girl,
oh yeah, who wants to be a bad girl

sexy83
12-25-2007, 01:53 AM
cant lol wish i could but cant lol that would be qualifying for a spanking lol

freedom
12-25-2007, 02:00 AM
Bad girl? Candy Canes? You have my attention Wiz

sexy83
12-25-2007, 02:03 AM
sits back smiling have fun freedom

freedom
12-25-2007, 02:06 AM
We'll have to see if it's fun or not...I might need you to save me....lmao

sexy83
12-25-2007, 02:07 AM
u should know what he wants to do with that candy can lol yes u will enjoy yourself if its what im thinking he wants to do with it

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 02:11 AM
'here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus'
don't mind the flashing lights, I think I ditch them a while back, caught me going down a chimney

freedom
12-25-2007, 02:11 AM
Trust me..you never know what he's thinking...lol...Wiz has his own ideas...truly unique

sexy83
12-25-2007, 02:13 AM
yeah thats why i enjoy his stories because there very good plus unquie

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 02:15 AM
yep, they were going to let me slide, thought i was dropping off presents,
but i was going down the chimney, too much christmas cheer, had to go somewhere

sexy83
12-25-2007, 02:17 AM
probably found a hot chick to get naked with so u kept on bringing her a present lol

freedom
12-25-2007, 02:18 AM
oh he's a very good writer....needs to finish chapter 6 of his last series

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 02:20 AM
yeah thats why i enjoy his stories because there very good plus unquie


thanks sexy83, they're usually something that just crawled out of my head

sexy83
12-25-2007, 02:21 AM
bye

freedom
12-25-2007, 02:24 AM
bye...don't be a stranger :)

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 02:41 AM
later dudette, now back at the ranch I chase freedom down to show her what's in my shorty pants- 'wanna see my jingle balls, little girl?

freedom
12-25-2007, 02:45 AM
lol...that's your balls? Thought it was your brain rattling around.....roflmao....hehehehehe

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 02:50 AM
nope, my brains ain't as big, and i got three of them, it's so I can juggle things properly- course these leather shorty pants ain't doin' my balls any good, so maybe you could massage them, put you up at the top of the good list next year, hell, i'll go take the presents away from this lil' bitch that only leaves me cookies and give them to you

freedom
12-25-2007, 02:52 AM
Be glad to help you out Santa...more then glad :)

*reaching out runs hands over 'Santas' crotch*

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 03:10 AM
'oh,' i give freedom a leering smile, and wiggle my eyebrows, 'little suzy is getting coal tomorrow, she was a little too damn good anyway.'

freedom
12-25-2007, 03:15 AM
And what do I get?

*snuggle up against you and kiss you softly*

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 03:28 AM
a new black leather christmas collar and leash, with nipple clamps
ah, apparently little suzy wasn't all that good, hehehe

freedom
12-25-2007, 03:29 AM
Can I open it now or do I have to wait for Christmas morning?

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 03:41 AM
ah, you're a bad girl, don't need to wait

freedom
12-25-2007, 03:43 AM
*claps hands and smiles*

I love presents

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 04:01 AM
okay, but i've got to size these bad boys

freedom
12-25-2007, 04:04 AM
Do what ever you need to do....I can wait

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 04:36 AM
'hm-m,' i slide your shirt up and over your head, then unhook your bra, letting it fall to the floor. I kiss each side of your neck before slipping the collar around your neck and fasten the collar, 'oh, it's you.'

freedom
12-25-2007, 04:41 AM
*reach up and feel of it tight against my neck*

I love it

*lean forward and kiss you*

Thanks sweetie

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 04:44 AM
I kiss a nipple, then fasten a clamp on it, then kiss the other before fastening the second clamp. 'um-m, now lets tighten these,' I kiss you as i tighten each clamp until you wince, then bite your chin and give each another half twist

freedom
12-25-2007, 04:52 AM
*gasping*

oh god Wiz

*my chest is heaving I'm breathing so hard*

wizardwriter
12-25-2007, 06:09 AM
i clip your leash on, and give you a christmas kiss

freedom
12-25-2007, 05:23 PM
i kiss you back and smile, "Merry Christmas"

sexy83
12-27-2007, 01:58 PM
walks in sits down grabbing a cherry coke hi everyone

Kristin
12-27-2007, 08:45 PM
Hey there! Drinking cherry coke? Hmm.. it's time for a vodka on ice, I think!

Scorpio'sWill2Power
12-27-2007, 09:23 PM
Walks into the establishment and notices a sensual lady sitting
at the bar sipping a vodka on the rocks.

"That looks awfully cool and refreshing, I'm talking
about the drink for now."

"Care to let me have a little taste?"

Kristin
12-27-2007, 09:24 PM
*smiles, and slowly licks the brim of the glass all the way around*

- Want a taste?

Scorpio'sWill2Power
12-27-2007, 09:55 PM
Placing his hand over this woman's he tilts
the glass to his lips slowly letting the taste of
the vodka glide over his tongue.

"That's delicious, I like the tart taste and how
I can feel the heat of it against my tongue."

"You look somewhat familiar, perhaps maybe
just wishful thinking on my part but I have a sense
that I already know you."

"I'm Jeff, what do I call you besides mine for moment?"

He says with a little grin and a faint dark tint gleaming
in his eyes.

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 05:51 AM
Hiya peoples, beer for me and whiskey for my horse

freedom
12-28-2007, 05:54 AM
Thought it was whiskey for you and beer for your horses?

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 05:57 AM
nope, my horse is ornery,
speaking of that,
anyone see my christmas ho, ho, hos

freedom
12-28-2007, 06:04 AM
lol...no...still think you're out your money

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 06:30 AM
yep,guess i know my new year's resolution- never pay first

freedom
12-28-2007, 06:38 AM
Good one...how about a beer?

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 06:40 AM
not much of a resolution, but why not, it'll be an easy one to keep

freedom
12-28-2007, 06:46 AM
Here ya go...beer's on the house...NOT ME!!!

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 07:00 AM
cool, so I'm not good enough to spend a beer on

freedom
12-28-2007, 07:03 AM
Oh you are...I'll pay all night...just don't want to wear it....lol

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 07:11 AM
sweet, least i can do is give you a kiss

freedom
12-28-2007, 07:12 AM
Sounds good to me baby

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 07:15 AM
I give you a kiss for another beer, 'this could be habit-forming.'

freedom
12-28-2007, 07:18 AM
*giggling* Sure could...this is almost as nice as a "tip"...lol

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 07:23 AM
hell, i'll not only give you the tip, you can have the whole thing

freedom
12-28-2007, 07:25 AM
OH really?!? Damn baby...I like that idea

wizardwriter
12-28-2007, 07:32 AM
guess you know why i got coal for christmas

freedom
12-28-2007, 07:47 AM
To stay warm??

wizardwriter
01-02-2008, 02:25 AM
yeah UT, they won for once

freedom
01-02-2008, 05:06 AM
Hey we played damn good today and FL got their asses handed to them by Michigan

wizardwriter
01-02-2008, 05:10 AM
yep, i thought fla was gonna pull it out, like they always do, but they had a premature ejaculation

freedom
01-02-2008, 05:27 AM
Fla? Pull out...nah they like it in the ass

wizardwriter
01-02-2008, 05:34 AM
oh yowzah, but don't forget fla sucks too

sexy83
01-02-2008, 06:19 PM
hi everyone

Scorpio'sWill2Power
01-02-2008, 10:44 PM
Hi right back, come on over and have a seat at
the bar.

Who might you be?

sexy83
01-02-2008, 11:43 PM
im Jen nice to meet u sits down at the bar gets a cherry coke

Scorpio'sWill2Power
01-03-2008, 12:01 AM
My name is Jeff, a real sweet treat to meet you Jen.

Do you come here often?

Glad you decided to come sit for a bit.

sexy83
01-03-2008, 12:02 AM
once and awhile

Scorpio'sWill2Power
01-03-2008, 12:18 AM
Well, I'm glad this happened to be one of those
whiles were you decided to stop in.

Hold it, do I see a little grin forming there? Hee Hee

I'm pretty much the same; I'm not a regular here but
it's a nice place to drop in now and then and you
never know what you might see that makes it all
the more interesting.

sexy83
01-03-2008, 12:24 AM
yup just wishing by boyfriend wasnt working so much lol we could have some intersting times in here

Scorpio'sWill2Power
01-03-2008, 12:33 AM
I can appreciate that, I've been here wating for a lady
friend of mine as well and she's been tied up with work
lately but perhaps she'll drop in soon.

I get a bit antsy when she's not around and I'm
not responsible for my actions when she makes me
wait too long on her. Hee Hee

LadyRaven
01-03-2008, 12:36 AM
Struts into the bar in her black dress....

"Hey there, you handsome devil.

It's almost witching hour, time for me to go scare the locals. Hope you don't mind, but I think I'll just grab a Corona and run.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't."

Wicked smile as she saunters back out.

Kristin
01-04-2008, 08:09 PM
*walks in, takes a look around'

- Oh-boy.. this place is empty! Even the barmaid is gone!!!