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g00ber
07-10-2007, 01:04 AM
see you all later

wizardwriter
07-10-2007, 01:14 AM
bye norm

frozen_north
07-10-2007, 01:35 AM
sigh, I miss all the good conversations.

wizardwriter
07-10-2007, 04:29 AM
Yo, I'm here to buy a round, Bent told meI won last month's contest, so set it up for the rest of the night-
Whoa, hold on it's still early, so til eleven, no ten- hell just a round wasn't like I'm getting paid

frozen_north
07-10-2007, 09:07 PM
Howdy wizard and a hearty congratulations. Well deserved. Could I get one of those beers? :)

wizardwriter
07-10-2007, 11:05 PM
Reckon one wouldn't hurt, here you go frozen,
i'm not a greedy dude just want my fair share, and everyone else's too

freedom
07-10-2007, 11:59 PM
Got one to spare for me Wizard???

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 12:28 AM
I'm Baaack...

g00ber
07-11-2007, 12:29 AM
want a drink while im up FN?

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 12:30 AM
Absolutely. How's it going goober?

g00ber
07-11-2007, 12:35 AM
going good, just having a quick SoCo before bed, and you?

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 12:38 AM
Pretty good. Just got off of work and stopped by the store to surf.

WTF is a SoCo??

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 12:40 AM
Sure Freedom- I ain't greedy with the ladies, course most ya'll don't drink that much, plus I get tired of just hitting on frozen and goober-
hell, make it a round on me, for any brave soul willing to sit in the same room with me, empties the place every time, don't know what it is

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 12:44 AM
Wizard, unless you are a young and beautiful girl, my wife might have something to say about you hitting on me:D

g00ber
07-11-2007, 12:45 AM
noone wants to say anything wizard but I just gotta, its your aftershave mate:P oh and a SoCo is a southern comfort :)

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 12:48 AM
LOL

Ok, I feel stupid now.:(

g00ber
07-11-2007, 12:53 AM
nah your not stupid, here have another drink

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 12:56 AM
Thank you.

*takes drink to throw line and raises glass*

To stupidity!

*downs drink and smashes glass in fireplace*

g00ber
07-11-2007, 12:59 AM
no problem

*picks up drink*

sob, sob, sob

*realise FN just necked my SoCo and smashed my fav glass :(*

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:04 AM
:( Sorry about that mate, didn't realize you'd given me yours. Go get yourself another, on the house.

The glass smashing is a tradition so don't get too attached to any particular one:)

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:05 AM
thanks dont mind if i do, infact i think ill make it a double, here why dont you try a soco?

*slides drink to FN*

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:06 AM
you want a drink DM?

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:06 AM
Sorry dude, can't stand the taste of wiskey. I'm a tequila man.

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:08 AM
soco aint whiskey its a liqueur, aint it?

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:11 AM
Southern Comfort is a (very) cheap whiskey, not a liqueur.

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:19 AM
wow i hate any other whisky as well

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:22 AM
I should introduce you to me wife. She'll set you straight. No cheap whiskey, only the finest single-malt scotch for her. Glenlevet.

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:26 AM
thanks but no thanks, not to your wife but to the whiskey, I cant even drink from a glass if someone has drunk from it after they have drunk some whiskey

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:26 AM
and i call myself a scotsman

*sobs uncontrollably into his babysham*

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 01:27 AM
Hell, i didn't even know there was a fireplace- and yeah frozen my missus ain't apt to go for it either- but hairy legs in a skirt reminds me of all them hippie chicks and i get all sentimental, or just mental-
Christ I need another beer-
Agree with frozen, Tequila, Tequila!!! At 17 I stole a 1/2 gal. of whiskey and tried to drink the whole damn thing- came close and ain't touched it since

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:28 AM
Glenlevet isn't whiskey, it's scotch. Ask any scotch drinker and they'll tell you so. You make the mistake of calling it whiskey in their presence and you are risking bodily harm:)

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:32 AM
:D Wizard, there is as large parabolic shaped fireplace over in the corner with a line a darts throw from it. The tradition is thus:

If you return your glass, the drink is free. If not intending to return the glass, step up to the line, raise a toast, drain your glass and smash it in the fireplace.

There's also an ajoining room with a piano.

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:41 AM
okay bedtime for goober, talk to you all later.

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:42 AM
g'night goober. Drive safe.

g00ber
07-11-2007, 01:44 AM
thanks but im not driving, Hamish is :)

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:45 AM
O.k., o.k. one song before I bail too. This one is a bar favorite:D

*gets guitar from back room, sits down next to piano.*

With thanks to Lou Nathanson.

*begins playing*

If I were more witty
I'd write a short ditty
a song calculated to tease.

But I'll just tell the truth
about how in my youth
I learned of the birds, and the bees.

Well my dad sat me down
and I have no doubt
that he knew what he tried to explain.

But he left me confused
about how it was used
the details were not very plain.

While he wasn't specific
it sounded terrific
and I could not wait to begin.

All I needed, it seemed
to get properly steamed
was someone of the opposite spin.

Well I found a girl
Who would give it a whirl
she didn't know much more than I.

But guts who are tough
are born knowing this stuff
so I thought I would give it a try.

Well we tried to assemble
ourselves in some way
that we thought would align us the best.

When she said to me "Please
I just know I could breathe
If you would take your leg off my chest

She said this was real
romantic and all
to be poking around in the night.


But perhaps this could all
be more easily done
if we would just turn on the light.

Well we finally got aimed
and my dad can't be blamed
for the details he chose to omit.

But I soon realized
that something that size
just couldn't possibly fit.

I knew that my friend Sam
would know what to do
he'd been with so many girls more.

If you counted the stories
he told you'd conclude
he'd been doing it since he was four.

It was getting quite heady
she said she was ready
and I did not want to be rude.

But the problem, you see
was that I had to pee
and it kind of had broken the mood.

Then we heard with a shock
a key turn in the lock
and I grabbed for my pants and my shoes.

But my pants only made it
as far as my knees
they couldn't get past the part that protrudes.

I couldn't run anywhere
so I hobbled downstairs
and I said to her folks, with a grin.

"I don't know what we've done
and it wasn't much fun...
but I'd sure like to do it again."


thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 01:50 AM
Well gang, my leash just got yanked...hard. Gotta bail. See y'all tomorrow. Please try not to wreck the place. I've worked so hard making a respectable business...lol:D

G'night.

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 02:30 AM
Hell, did i miss the duel i saw a skirt walk by and chased it a bit, but it was just 'nother long hair in a damn kilt-
i need a drink

jaguar
07-11-2007, 08:44 AM
Doesn't anyone here know the difference between Irish and Scotch whiskey? The Scottish spell it without the e.........

niteowluk2003
07-11-2007, 11:53 AM
I always thought the irish whiskey was much thicker...boom boom

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 02:23 PM
Hell, being an Irishman I thought the Scottish whiskey lasted longer, I think Irish whiskey evaporates faster, or it seems so if there's an Irishman around-
Jag- I spell them both with an 'e' I ain't lazy like a Scot, I'm lazy like an Irish, but got a bit o' schoolin'

g00ber
07-11-2007, 04:18 PM
:confused:are you saying us scots donnt hav enee edjukashun an that wee r lazee? wel for ur informashun wee r veri clevur an knot as lazee as

g00ber
07-11-2007, 04:19 PM
pfft couldnt be bothered finishing :D

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 04:55 PM
Yeah, well I could tell you a thing or- (looks at empty glass) Whoa, hold on, irishman needs a beer look out coming through.

jaguar
07-11-2007, 06:23 PM
Sorry didn't mean to offend thee gOOber
God I need a drink.......

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 06:44 PM
Don't worry Jag, goober's always offensive, have a pint of foster's and bucket of tequila on me, I meant I'll pay for it, I don't do that kinky stuff like you get when frozen is around

jaguar
07-11-2007, 07:03 PM
Sorry but no-one in Australia drinks Foster's. I will take you up on the Tequila though.....

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 07:12 PM
So, you bastards are sending us the shit you won't drink?
What the hell, you trying to be Americans?
So, do you even have kangaroos, or are they made up too?

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 08:48 PM
And what kinky stuff would that be wizard?? Howdy everybody.

wizardwriter
07-11-2007, 09:59 PM
hey frozen, thought you were working the other bar- ah, kinky, well we got that duck problem on the other thread, and have you seen the bathroom wall, Whew!
Is it true about them three glory holes, some say there's two gays and a cannibal back there

g00ber
07-11-2007, 10:46 PM
lol russian roulette with your dick:) and yes I am offensive but Im not offended jag :)

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 11:26 PM
Lol, this is a bar, not a bordello:) And leave your ducks outside please.

g00ber
07-11-2007, 11:42 PM
I'll have a babysham :)

frozen_north
07-11-2007, 11:48 PM
As soon as you tell me what the heck that is, I'll get/make one for you:)

g00ber
07-11-2007, 11:56 PM
lol its a crappy pretend champagne drink from the 80's, just gimme a soco then

frozen_north
07-12-2007, 12:02 AM
LOl one cheap american whiskey coming right up. I gotta bail. See y'all tomorrow. On my way to see HP5

g00ber
07-12-2007, 12:06 AM
cya FN have fun

*pours one last soco while waiting for files to upload*

g00ber
07-12-2007, 12:36 AM
files uploaded and soco all gone .......

time for bed, cya all later

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 12:43 AM
hey goober stay, and I'll buy you another sissy drink even have them put an umbrella in it- Or join me in a tequila sunrise and beer chaser- where is she I'll chase 'er

freedom
07-12-2007, 12:53 AM
Damn it I want to see HP5....Frozen...let me know if it's good

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 02:26 AM
Freedom- looks like you lose, you're the chase 'er for my tequila screwdriver

g00ber
07-12-2007, 05:54 AM
who are HP5? oh and I'll have that sissy drink now wizard :) with the umbrella

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 06:02 AM
Hey goober I'll put it in a manly mug for you,
As for the HP5 I think it's a new movie out, but I don't know which, cause they don't let me out too damn much, something about being a public nuisance, like I'm not the same in private

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 06:04 AM
Hey goober it's harry potter 5- i googled it, but seeing as I ain't seen 1-4 guess I'll just have me another drink, like i need a reason

g00ber
07-12-2007, 06:05 AM
no reason is as good as any reason :p here have another on me

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 06:17 AM
Except no reason is a reason- see beer don't infect my judgment and power of raisining- hic' don't mind if I do goober, next round is on me, cause I'm just sloppy

g00ber
07-12-2007, 06:30 AM
*takes drink and offers up a toast*

"to alcohol , the cause of, and solution to, ALL of lifes problems"

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 06:39 AM
Aye (raises glass high, slops beer on head) fuck sobriety!

g00ber
07-12-2007, 06:44 AM
Time for me to head, got a lot to do today.

have fun wizard and I will catch you later, unless I'm too late then you will just hit the floor:p

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 07:05 AM
Ha, ha, dude, good one (pitches over backwards, but doesn't spill a drop) hell, I think that was last call, goober

jaguar
07-12-2007, 09:46 AM
Yeah, we do have kangaroos. Took you long enough to realize you yanks drink our crap though! (LOLTM) Anyway, join me for a Tequila slammer with a vodka lemon and lime chaser.

jaguar
07-12-2007, 09:49 AM
lol russian roulette with your dick:) and yes I am offensive but Im not offended jag :)
Glad your not offended g00ber. Have a johnny walker blue on me.

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 04:37 PM
Damn I need a beer- tried to drink the place dry last night- woke up and my pecker's been gnawed on- I gotta stay away from those glory holes, or do something to give me better luck, third time in a row i got the cannibal

niteowluk2003
07-12-2007, 05:56 PM
Hi Wizardwriter, Seems you have as much luck as me. Last time i was in a glory hole, I stuck my pecker through the hole and it hit me right in the belly button. someone had superglued a tube on their side sending yur pecker straight back to you...

Would not have minded but I was in a foul mood and decided to take a bite, you know its amazing the strength you get when you bite your own Willy...

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 06:40 PM
Hey, that did happen to me, but I wasn't to drunk, and recognized my own pecker- easy to do seeing as I got wizardwriter tattoed on the shaft in 1-in letters- now, i'll buy ya'll a beer 'less someone can top that one

frozen_north
07-12-2007, 09:52 PM
It was quite good actually. I am however, of somewhat mixed emotions about it.

frozen_north
07-12-2007, 10:09 PM
Hello freedom dahling. How are you today/ :)

freedom
07-12-2007, 10:16 PM
HI HEY HOW ya doing...I'm tired but good :)

frozen_north
07-12-2007, 10:17 PM
How"s the new job?

freedom
07-12-2007, 10:19 PM
Good....lot of info to process and learn but I like it :)

frozen_north
07-12-2007, 10:24 PM
You going to HP5?

freedom
07-12-2007, 10:46 PM
going to try this weekend...hope I get too

frozen_north
07-12-2007, 10:47 PM
:) good.

Did you get that email I sent you?

g00ber
07-12-2007, 10:50 PM
I can better that wizard, when i get a hard on my wife can just manage to suck the end of it........






she's on holiday in spain at teh moment :p

freedom
07-12-2007, 10:52 PM
the email about your story...yeah but I haven't had time to read over it yet....I'll do that tomorrow after work....and see what I can do....I haven't forgot you :)

frozen_north
07-12-2007, 10:53 PM
sigh. O.k. no more testosterone martini's for you two.

g00ber
07-12-2007, 11:16 PM
I'm going to see HP5 :)

freedom
07-12-2007, 11:23 PM
i just hope I get too...well I'm getting off here...it's almost sleepy time...have fun guys

g00ber
07-12-2007, 11:29 PM
cya later honey, have sweet dreams

wizardwriter
07-12-2007, 11:47 PM
Goober, guess that's why you ain't apt to wear a kilt, 'ey?
Let's get a round down here (bang on bar, third time miss, slip & take a nap on the floor)

gypsy
07-13-2007, 07:50 PM
walks in the bar sees wizard taking a nap on the floor and wonders should I wake him

frozen_north
07-13-2007, 08:22 PM
Let sleeping writers lie. You wake him and he may bite your hand off.:)

gypsy
07-13-2007, 08:28 PM
good advice , how you doing this afternoon Frozen-north?

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 08:36 PM
um-m, that cute little bottom looks like gypsy saint's (pondering, lie here and enjoy, or get up and get a beer) Hey frozen, can I get a beer down here, So I can have my cake and eat it too?

gypsy
07-13-2007, 08:45 PM
lol stop looking at my bottom wizard and come join me for a beer

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 08:55 PM
Yes ma'am, (one last long look, followed by long, deep sigh) you buying gypsy luv? Not that I mind buying, but it always tastes a bit better if it someone else buys

gypsy
07-13-2007, 08:59 PM
sure why not

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 09:10 PM
Ah, true vision you are little lady, and I'm not just saying that-
Yeah, frozen the big beer, yeah the one you need the damn wagon to cart it around-
So, darling, what brings you around this beautiful day- Ah, it's nice out, right?

gypsy
07-13-2007, 09:14 PM
yeah nice and hot what can I say its summer in the south . I had to get away from it. what about you

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 09:26 PM
Oh, I'm hot as hell, but I think it's the company I'm keeping. (frozen gives me a nod outside) Oh, yeah, it's hot out there too, but dry heat (who the fuck made up that shit, I just sound like a moron saying it- *weak smile*) You were saying

gypsy
07-13-2007, 09:29 PM
you say the sweets thing just when thing get intereing I got to go and make dinner for the family. I hope you have great night wizard sorry can't talk more. pout

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 09:35 PM
Hey i'm always around, you'll probably trip over me tomorrow, beers on me tomorrow, gypsy dear, actually the beer was on me last night too, drinking problem, couldn't hit my mouth

freedom
07-13-2007, 11:01 PM
hey folks....wizard...uhm...buddy you got beer running down your hand...drink it don't waist it :)

frozen_north
07-13-2007, 11:22 PM
hey folks....wizard...uhm...buddy you got beer running down your hand...drink it don't waist it :)

ALCOHOL ABUSE!!! What sort of pennance shall we instill as a bar standard?

Howdy everybody:)

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 11:39 PM
Ain't me being me pennance enough?
Besides most of that was drool, you know what Gypsy does to me, and I seen Freedom darling sashay in, don't know if I'm going but i'm near cumming

g00ber
07-13-2007, 11:39 PM
no alcohol for 2 days :)

g00ber
07-13-2007, 11:40 PM
lol don't make us put you in the gimp suit again

frozen_north
07-13-2007, 11:40 PM
Just remember, when you get to the pearly gates there will be a barrel with every drop of alcohol you have ever spilled...

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 11:41 PM
Again, who the fuck let me out of it?

frozen_north
07-13-2007, 11:44 PM
Freedom. She's a sucker for a guy in bondage:)

g00ber
07-13-2007, 11:44 PM
wizard aint going to heaven, hes going to hell. Much more fun to be had there :)

frozen_north
07-13-2007, 11:47 PM
How do you think he's going to get there then??

wizardwriter
07-13-2007, 11:52 PM
I'm gonna drink my way there- don't wanna go to heaven ain't gonna be no one I know there- doubt I'll be let in to hell either, 'fraid I'll take over-
Damn I'll drink to that, and buy the house a round, I'm celebrating damn near getting gypsies' panties off-

frozen_north
07-13-2007, 11:53 PM
Actually, you will FAIL to drink your way there, which is the point. You will be tipped upside down in the barrel and told to drink it all in one draught. If you can't, then TO HELL WITH YOU!! :) :)

g00ber
07-13-2007, 11:54 PM
reminds me of a joke.

peter dies and goes to hell. When he gets there he looks scared out his mind and satan sees this so he goes up to him to chat. "What's wrong peter?" says satan. "I am waiting to be tortured and whatever pain waits me here" replies peter. "Hey its not as bad as people make it out to be here"says satan "Do you like to drink?" "I sure do"replies peter. "Well on mondays all we do is drink whiskey and beer all day and because you are already dead you dont have to worry about a hangover, Do you like to gamble?" asks satan. "of course I do" goes peter. "Well on tuesdays we play poker,blackjack, roulette and bingo all night." "thats amazing" replies peter. "Say are you gay?" asks satan. "No way!" peter replies indignantly.


"OOOOH" satan gasps " You are gonna HATE fridays then"

freedom
07-13-2007, 11:57 PM
lol....funny one

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 12:08 AM
Nice goober, very nice:) I have a headache.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 12:38 AM
I heard you could do anything you wanted Friday, it was the rest of the week you were gonna have a hard time sitting

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 12:39 AM
Lol. Hey wizard. You should join us on the "group effort" thread.

freedom
07-14-2007, 12:44 AM
Yeah Wizard....me and frozen are lonely...lol...read...catch up ....join in!!!!

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 12:45 AM
I can't believe I called goober a Brit and he let me get away with it...lol

g00ber
07-14-2007, 12:47 AM
brit? BRIT???? GRRRRRRRRRR I thought you said SHIT.

lol on that note goodnight peeps:D

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 12:48 AM
Lol, g'night. Brit.:D

freedom
07-14-2007, 12:59 AM
night night....sweet dreams

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 01:01 AM
Get you a beer ma'am?

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 01:05 AM
Hell yeah, were you talking to me?

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 01:09 AM
wizard, you've...ah...changed. Here you go then.

freedom
07-14-2007, 01:11 AM
Bud Light please Frozen...i could use a back rub too...lol

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 01:15 AM
At least you have the right anatomy:)

One frozen bud light coming right up. Back rubs in the back room:)

freedom
07-14-2007, 01:39 AM
Lead the way to the back room...don't tell wizard....he might try to weasel in on my back rub time :)

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 01:40 AM
He can get his own dam backrub. cum along dahling:)

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 01:52 AM
*exits to back room*
*comes back and grabs bottle of scotch*
It's friday...
*exits to back room*

freedom
07-14-2007, 01:52 AM
Lead the way :)

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 01:54 AM
*pokes head out*
You cumming or not?

freedom
07-14-2007, 02:03 AM
Right behind you sweety...where do you want me?

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 02:07 AM
Over here on the table *points*
take your shirt off please.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 02:09 AM
got dibbs on the butt rub

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 02:11 AM
Nobody here but us chickens...

freedom
07-14-2007, 02:25 AM
Hummmm....wait a minute...two men rubbing me down...where is the down side to this for me?

frozen_north
07-14-2007, 02:30 AM
The down side is that there will only be one. My wife just called and I gotta bail. Have fun y'all. Good night from the great wet north.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 02:34 AM
Later frozen-
It's okay freedom- I'm good you'll think it's two and I'll pull your hair

freedom
07-14-2007, 02:43 AM
well get to work then damn it...my back hurts and my butt to from sitting in class at work all day

gypsy
07-14-2007, 02:48 AM
Did someone say back rubs

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 03:05 AM
Whoa (close one eye) Gypsy how you doing (open both eyes close the other) you brought your sister hiya Gypsy Saint's twin sister I'll buy you both a drink soon as i get through pulling freedom's hair, i mean back rub- I'll do you twins- Damn I got two drinks on the bar and two freedoms, this must be heaven

gypsy
07-14-2007, 03:18 AM
Twins? (looks at Freedom worriedly) I think may you have had one too many

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 03:27 AM
two freedoms, two gypsy saints, I think I'm doing pretty damn good, just doubled my damn changes at getting lucky- course that damn well might increase if your sister were to drink or talk a bit

freedom
07-14-2007, 03:27 AM
More like 50 too many gypsy...lol....don't care as long as the back rub is good!!!

gypsy
07-14-2007, 03:28 AM
can't agree more Freedom

freedom
07-14-2007, 03:35 AM
get to rubbing man!

gypsy
07-14-2007, 03:40 AM
yeah wizard get rubbing, you can't keep us ladies waiting

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 03:41 AM
I'm going (rub, rub, drool, rub, rub) um-m, I like, a lot. (extra deep rub on bottom, wipe up drool) Um-m, you want a happy ending too? Did I say that out loud?

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 03:45 AM
You know I was talking to either of you. (wipe off droll, don't even bother drinking my beer, a first) Did I tell you I like bottoms, nice lady bottoms (keep rubbing ignoring backs, but pull hair once in a while) Um-m, yeah! heaven!

gypsy
07-14-2007, 03:46 AM
pouting can't wait for my back rub

freedom
07-14-2007, 03:46 AM
yes you did...lol...just what do you consider a happy ending Wizard? Cause if it's my story...I want a delightfully painful ending...lmao

gypsy
07-14-2007, 03:51 AM
I don't know about painfull endings, however I always up for a happy ending.

freedom
07-14-2007, 03:53 AM
not painful...DELIGHTFULLY painful...lol

gypsy
07-14-2007, 04:00 AM
Oooh sorry (slaps hand to forehead ) sometimes I can be real a duntz

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 04:03 AM
(I bite one on the bottom) Sorry gypsy (pat, pat, rub, rub, kiss, kiss). (Lean over and give freedom nice little love bite on her bottom) Take that freedom (swat, swat, bite the other cheek, cause I'm an equal opportunity dude). Oh yes, heaven. (rub, kiss, bite, rub, pat, rub, kiss bite) Um-m, think I found something better than beer. (pull freedom's hair, stroke gypsy's, I think. Too much squealing I'm getting confused) Ah, (sucking on toes, biting others)

gypsy
07-14-2007, 04:09 AM
oh my this is heaven

freedom
07-14-2007, 04:09 AM
Most interesting back rub I've ever gotten...;)

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 04:16 AM
Oh hell, (no good at patting head rubbing tummy thing, start spanking both) I can't believe this (give bites and kisses to each while my thumbs are wandering) um-m, nothing sweeter than a lady moaning- Oh yeah, two of them! I can die a happy man now.
(Should work on my stories, rub, rub, a little more wandering of thumbs, rub, rub, oh screw that man has to have his priorities straight). Who’s humming? I mean besides me?

gypsy
07-14-2007, 04:20 AM
hmmmmm

gypsy
07-14-2007, 04:25 AM
as much as I'm enjoying this I got to go I 'm up in about three hours.pouts gives wizard a kiss,looks at freedom Hope you get your happy ending and walks out the door

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 04:31 AM
(No longer confused I bite toes and pull hair) shit that was my hair, but I liked it. (now rub the small of Freedom's back and smacking her bottom)

freedom
07-14-2007, 04:45 AM
you should do this full time wizard...it's wonderful

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 04:55 AM
Thank you kindly freedom, but should brought some liquid latex. (light bulb going off overhead, take belt off, old style wide leather with big bud buckle) Lets see those pretty feet. (fasten belt around both, bring her cute little arms back and hog-tie her, that sounds terrible) Just securing your hands and feet darling, keeps you from squirming too much. Now back to your back rub. (start at the shoulders, then slide down her arms) better?

freedom
07-14-2007, 05:03 AM
wonderful but now I need more then a back rub if your going to tie me up like this...you know what that does to me ;)

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 05:15 AM
um-m, still have those wandering thumbs. (massaged both cheeks running my finger down the center of her butt crack. I'm moaning louder than her, but I quit and work on her thighs. She can't move more than an inch, and I run my fingers up to her pretty thong. I take away a hand and she squirms, grab her hair). Calm down.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 05:19 AM
(Pull back on her hair and slip a finger in her wetness, running it up and down her slickness before slipping it in her hot pussy). Now, I know this is heaven. (with my finger fully in her I bite her cute bottom hard, getting her to squirm, but I pull her hair back).

freedom
07-14-2007, 05:22 AM
can't calm down...can't...hot...very hot...aaaahhhhh

(breathing hard)

Need...more...aaahh

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 05:26 AM
(lean up and bite her lip) howl for me. (slip a second finger in her, as she is nearly wiggling off the table.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 05:29 AM
old style jukebox kicks on and soon I hear 'girl with the hazel eyes aaaahaah' and growling I bite the back of her shoulder

freedom
07-14-2007, 05:36 AM
(howls)

yes...yes....yes

hurt me baby hurt me!!

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 05:50 AM
Biting her neck I twist my body around enough to get my thumb on her clit, pinching it against my fingers that are deep inside her) There you go, sweetie, struggle all you want, you can't stop this. (bite her ear while pulling her hair) Next time I going to hang you up in the air and anchor you so you can't move at all. (fingers fully in her I cup them and wiggle them trying to find her g-spot, while pinching her clit). Um-m, you're so sexy all trussed up. (I can only get to the side of her titty, but give it a bite).

freedom
07-14-2007, 05:55 AM
(scream from the pain of him biting my tit...thoughts of what's he's threating to do to me make me even hotter...can feel juices dripping down my slit)

God that feels so good...

(moans as he works his fingers harder almost painfully)

Luathas
07-14-2007, 05:58 AM
::entering the room, he takes a seat at the bar, and orders a drink. Glancing over, he notices freedom hog tied, and wizard taking full advantage of the situation:: Well, good evening.

freedom
07-14-2007, 06:02 AM
I'd get up and shake your hand but I'm a little tied up at the moment...hang out and have fun :)

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:02 AM
Biting her shoulder and pulling her hair down I force her on to her side where I can get hold of her hard nipple, and play tug of war with it). You can cum now, honey pie. (I bite hard on her nipple, pull her hair and pinch her clit.)

Luathas
07-14-2007, 06:05 AM
::settling back in his chair, he warmly accepts his drink from the bar tender, and then turns to watch the show with a look of deep interest:: Oh, I can stay for a little while. Not too long though, early day tomorrow..

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:08 AM
Hi luathas, know it's not polite to talk with my mouth full, but try the special 'a bruised elephant' has like tequila, rum, something purple and gray- but no more than two, puts hair on your tongue-
freedom, quit squirmming can't you see we're talking here?

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:13 AM
Hell, I did promise you. (I thrust my fingers back into her, and bit her lip, she foolish sticks her tongue out and I suck it down my throat before biting it, enjoying her screaming in my mouth). Um-m, um-m, d-dam-mn gu-ud. (i tickle her rosebud with my little finger, while keeping her head pinned to the table.

freedom
07-14-2007, 06:20 AM
Oh god (I can feel my orgasm building painfully high)

Please...oh damn Wizard...please

(begging for him to let her orgasm)

it hurts so good...please

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:27 AM
She gets off, but I immediately stopped doing everything, not trying to prolong her ectasy. I give her nipple a little bite). Next time darling, I'll let you keep going, but now this is all you get. (I rub her back, and stroke her hair). You need to learn disciplne, cutie. Now, i'll go get us a bud light to share. (I leave her trussed up, and head for the bar).

Luathas
07-14-2007, 06:27 AM
Sorry to be a party pooper, but I think I'm at the end of the line for my ability to stay awake yet again. So, I'll make a better attempt to arrive earlier tomorrow and hang out longer, heh. ::he grabs a large handful of the "candies" from a bowl on the bar, swallows them all at once, and fades into the background, leaving behind an empty glass, and a warm chair::

freedom
07-14-2007, 06:31 AM
(I scream and writhe in frustration)

Men...damn teases!!

If you aren't going to play with me anymore then let me up!! You're driving me crazy you know!!

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:42 AM
(I bring the cutie back a beer). here you go, have a drink so angry. (I rub her back, then cup her titty). Next time I'm thinking, you hanging from the ceiling, actually seeing you naked, a big bottle of edible oil, maybe a little electronic assistance. (I pick up the edge of her skirt, then bend over and kiss her panty-covered pussy). Um-m, sweetie's sweetness, like honey. (I take her clit into my mouth, swirling my tongue around it). You want another sip of beer?

freedom
07-14-2007, 06:49 AM
Beer? Who can think of beer when you're doing that to my clit?

I can barely think let alone drink!! Come on Wizard...you're driving me crazy!!

(closes eye and sighs in pleasant aggrivation0

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:53 AM
you know (I rub her belly) it's not good to be spoiled. (I rub in small circles going lower and lower, stopping at the top of her pussy. I cup both her titties and squeeze, then lean up and kiss her, waiting for her tongue.)

freedom
07-14-2007, 06:57 AM
(slips tongue inside his waiting mouth)

I"m not spoiled I promise!

I'm just in bad need of a good long hard orgasm! You get me so close then stop...that's pure torture.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 07:04 AM
(I break, squeeze her titties and sigh.) Next time, disciplne. (I smack her hard on the butt). I mean it. (I slide her panties to her knees making her keep her legs closed, then burrow into her wet pussy, licking down her slit before taking her clit in my mouth and sucking hard. I reach between us and pinch both nipples hard.

freedom
07-14-2007, 07:11 AM
Just what exactly do you mean by discipline? sounds like a Dom in hiding in there somewhere Wizard..lol

I love it when you hurt my nipples...hurts so good.

(As orgasm nears I can't help but squeeze my legs against his head as he works on my clit)

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 07:26 AM
(I bite your clit, then back off and push the panties down to your ankles, then spread your legs wider). I need more of that sweetness. (I pinch your nipples, then bite each before heading back to that hot little pussy). Um-m, you're so hot. ( I run my tongue down your delicious slit, slipping my tongue deep into your pussy. you're wiggling so bad I can't stay on your clit, so I have to give you a couple swats). Behave!

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 07:38 AM
She enjoys a hard orgasm, then I untie her and carry her into the back room, and put the sexy little thing to bed on the office couch. Give her a little kiss, then go get a cold beer to celebrate a damn good friday the 13th

g00ber
07-14-2007, 01:59 PM
Anyone home? Damn it smeels of pussy in here what did I miss last night?

niteowluk2003
07-14-2007, 03:28 PM
Hi Everyone, As i have just been told i won the best BDSM story contest for June 2007, just like to say drinks are on me. I have stuck 150 behind the bar for the first drinks of everyone who asks for one in my name.

Cheers to the best crowd of boozed up buddies anyone could wish for...

Ray

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 04:03 PM
Whoa, did I hear a beer opening?
Think I could use one

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 04:12 PM
Forgive my manners niteowl (you know how us Yanks are) had just a great Friday the 13th I forgot to congratulate you- Well done, lets have a round for the house- don't look so damn shocked i buy once in a while- and get something for that damn Hamish- Anyone see a pair of panties around?

niteowluk2003
07-14-2007, 04:42 PM
last pair of those i saw was you pinching them off Freedom last night. You know alzeimers starts with miss placing this old buddy... Hehehe

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 04:47 PM
Whoa, thought I was dreaming, damn, the mind is a terrible thing...
Well, here's to ya, niteowl, ya'll get something on the next contest?

niteowluk2003
07-14-2007, 04:51 PM
Well I look forward to all the challenges that lies ahead, after all you got to be in it to win it as the saying goes...

Here's to all the ladies I have known, the tall ones, the old ones and the sexy ones, but especially the pervy ones who inspire my writings and daydreams too.

Cheers ladies.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 05:34 PM
Aye, fine toast, a mite long, 'here's to pervs.'
Ah-h, another round on me, I know it's niteowls's day but seeing as I'll be entering most of the other contests this is going to be his last chance to celebrate, so put it on my tab-
What do you mean, I don't have one- look at me honest as the day is long-
fine, fine, I'll pay cash- - 'here's to pervs'

g00ber
07-14-2007, 05:35 PM
I will have a soco and hamish is enjoying his lemonade :p

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 05:46 PM
Yeah, with someone's femur for a stirrer

g00ber
07-14-2007, 05:58 PM
that will be the old grannies femur, she pissed him off. He was standing beside her minding his own business when she used his arm for a hankie, not that bad except she was wiping her dusty pussy after having been to the toilet. :(

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:11 PM
Touchy little bastard , coulda been a dude

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 06:14 PM
Hey, anybody seen gypsy saint, i wanta see what panties she's wearing today, got to see her little white cotton ones yesterday, I'm thinking pink today

gypsy
07-14-2007, 06:34 PM
I think maybe your are wishing their pink. So are you buying the beer?

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 07:04 PM
Oh yeah, I turned over a new leaf, my lady, Gypsy fair. And how do I know for sure they're not pink?

gypsy
07-14-2007, 07:11 PM
well I guess you won't know unless you have ex-vision.

gypsy
07-14-2007, 07:16 PM
oh read some of your stories they very good , my fav was The Lunch Bet

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 07:17 PM
Um-m, another beer or two and I could pass out on the floor again- If goober's Hamish doesn't get me i might get a peek, and I'm setup for rubbing bottoms in the back now

niteowluk2003
07-14-2007, 07:27 PM
Shame Wizardwriter is failing to win some of those story comps he keeps talking about, but before he starts crying in his beer and drowning everyone around him, Barman give a bucket of ale on me... the winner...hehehe

niteowluk2003
07-14-2007, 07:28 PM
Hi Gypsy, As I am celebrating winning the BDSM story of the month for June, have a drink on me... just name your poison...

Cheers

gypsy
07-14-2007, 07:30 PM
We just have to round up that Hamish and put it outside . Don't I get back rub frist.

gypsy
07-14-2007, 07:32 PM
Hi niteowl congrats I'll take cold beer

niteowluk2003
07-14-2007, 07:37 PM
Gypsy your welcome, one cold beer barman for the saint to be a sinner in the corner, cheers Gypsy.

gypsy
07-14-2007, 07:38 PM
Cheers heres to becoming a sinner

niteowluk2003
07-14-2007, 07:41 PM
Sure you want to be a sinner, i think you be far better being a sinning winner...lol

gypsy
07-14-2007, 07:51 PM
maybe you're right . but is fun to be a little bad

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 07:57 PM
Of course, we can call it a back rub Gypsy dear, i'll even start at your lovely shoulders, and go all the way to those cute feet

gypsy
07-14-2007, 08:02 PM
Hmmmm sounds wonderful , I'm sure you'll want your's want rub too

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 08:09 PM
I'm a lady pleaser, and you're my first concern Gypsy Saint-
What do you say?

gypsy
07-14-2007, 08:29 PM
Hmm sounds like fun but fair waring I may not be very good at this.

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 08:34 PM
Oh, I'm sure you are, gypsy dear, just don't know it, yet

gypsy
07-14-2007, 08:36 PM
You lead the way

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 08:41 PM
I escort the little cutie to the back, and sit her in a chair, then start on her shoulders, rubbing using my thumbs to get to the deep tissue. I bend down and nibble her ear." Um-m, your muscles are so tense, this is going to take a while, just relax.'

gypsy
07-14-2007, 08:48 PM
hmmmm feels great, begaining to relax a little

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 08:55 PM
Yes you are darling, bet this helps. (with light circles I rub her temples, and she lays her head back against the chair. Stroke her hair and lightly run a finger across her lips). Um-m, very soft.

gypsy
07-14-2007, 09:07 PM
letting out a small sigh feeling those wonderful fingers across my lips

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 09:15 PM
Keeping a hand between her lovely titties I run my hand down her back, then push hard making her arch her back, and let out a delightful little moan) Oh-h, you're relaxed now. Time to get out of the chair, you want up on the table, or would you be more comfortable in on the office couch?

gypsy
07-14-2007, 09:20 PM
barely able to say couch please

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 09:24 PM
Um-m, I heard you loud and clear sweetie. (cupping her delicious titties I kiss her, and slip my tongue in her hot mouth).

gypsy
07-14-2007, 09:29 PM
I run my hands down his back as I feel him cupping my breast , my tongue dances with his

g00ber
07-14-2007, 10:04 PM
*sits at bar and wonders why hamish is whining at back room door*

g00ber
07-14-2007, 10:14 PM
*stops wondering as hamish seems to have scared whatever was in the room away:)*

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 10:39 PM
Goober I'll buy you a beer, damn I feel good get the rodent one too-
Don't get riled wasn't talking about hamish I meant me-

g00ber
07-14-2007, 10:45 PM
*accepts beer, looks in glass, tastes beer, glad its not piss for interupting earlier:)*

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 11:01 PM
Now i ain't that type, I meant vindicative I am the other, a damn scoundrel

g00ber
07-14-2007, 11:03 PM
*raises glass for toast*

"for the damned, be damned"

wizardwriter
07-14-2007, 11:34 PM
damned colour me straight, i'll drink to that
but that ain't no damn surprise, seeing as I'll drink to any-damn-thing-
fact is, i'll drink to that too, dammit

g00ber
07-14-2007, 11:52 PM
I'll drink to that

*finishes drink and staggers out door with hamish following behind gnawing on his femur*

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 12:45 AM
Jesus, did goober stick me with the tab again- man can't even go in and take a damn piss no more- guess next time I'll have to start early

freedom
07-15-2007, 03:05 AM
god I need a good stiff drink....I hiked 5 miles today and I am exhausted

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 03:42 AM
5 miles damn freedom, you couldn't find a closer bar

freedom
07-15-2007, 03:48 AM
sad thing is it wasn't for a bar...just a waterfall...lol

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 04:30 AM
Um-m, you under a waterfall, I'd crawl on glass 5 miles for that-

freedom
07-15-2007, 04:38 AM
lol....I didn't have my bathingsuit or I'd have been under it in a heartbeat

niteowluk2003
07-15-2007, 05:13 AM
Alaways thought the best way to enjoy nature is au naturelle.. anyway.

wish i could have been there with the old camera although with you Freedom under a waterfall naked i certainly would not have needed to take along my tripod, could have done a real good impression of one on my own.

freedom
07-15-2007, 05:19 AM
awww....you guys are the sweetest :)

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 05:27 AM
Now you got me blushing, face heating up- shit what the hell is the heater doing on, I really thought I was blushing, but I'm damn shameless