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freedom
07-15-2007, 05:29 AM
why do I find that hard to believe? lol...I think there's a big teddy bear in there somewhere

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 06:18 AM
S-s-sh, what the hell are you trying to do freedom- I've mellowed but I still have a reputation around town as being one crazy mofo, and still have stories being told of me in my heyday- Course if anyone could get to blush it'd be you darling- DM too, but she'd probably force it out of me, blush dammit! Whack, whack!!

freedom
07-15-2007, 06:22 AM
I won't tell....I promise :)

If I do you could always punish me...lol

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 06:41 AM
Promises, promises hot stuff-
where's that new thread?

freedom
07-15-2007, 06:43 AM
You mean the RP?

Thought you wanted to wait till the story you're writing was done?

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 07:02 AM
You go to bed earlier than me, I can work after I tuck your cute bottom in bed

freedom
07-15-2007, 07:05 AM
Do you want me to start the thread then?

jaguar
07-15-2007, 07:37 AM
Sorry, had to get away and de-stress for a couple of days. Didn't work as well as i thought. Just got back and need a drink. Did I miss much? Can I get a sweat-soaker please it's goddamn cold down here. This is a drink my older bro made up. It's 2 shots of Grand Marnier and 2 shots of Cognac in a balloon glass. 2 of them and you start sweating. Good for cold weather and the flu' loltm........and a round of whatever anyone else wants ( slams fist on bar and tells barman to serve everyone there...)

jaguar
07-15-2007, 08:52 AM
I'm sorry, did I get here too late? Where'd everyone go? Lol......

freedom
07-15-2007, 08:58 AM
Never too late around here...lol...bars pretty much selfserve unless I'm around...lol...or "tied" up...lol...you've got my last round though...I'm off to bed :)

gypsy
07-15-2007, 09:15 AM
sweet dreams Freedom
Good morning everyone

niteowluk2003
07-15-2007, 09:19 AM
Morning Gypsy,

How are you today?

Would you care to join me in a cafe latte or something other than alcohol..

I could be crude and suggest my bed, but i don't fancy getting my faced slapped this early...lol

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:28 AM
gypsy dear, niteowl, morning already, well seeing as I'm still up it's beer thirty for me

jaguar
07-15-2007, 09:39 AM
Don't know you Gypsy but am happy to make your aquaintance. What'll it be?

gypsy
07-15-2007, 12:58 PM
Sorry guys did not see the reponse til now , I went back to bed for little while hope you'll well forgive me

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 02:04 PM
Um-m, had to go to bed my self cutie, so it's time for a red beer, Gypsy Darling can I fix you one?

gypsy
07-15-2007, 02:11 PM
I have coffee if these any brewing

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 02:54 PM
No thank you darling, coffee is not one of my vices- now hot ladies and cold beer- Um-m, I'm a sucker for both

gypsy
07-15-2007, 03:14 PM
Then cold beer it is
oh sent you email

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 03:31 PM
You're so cute, but so early in the morning for a beer? People will talk, so I guess I better make it a red beer- Course, you keep hanging around me folks are apt to talk about you too, my sweet innocent gypsy

freedom
07-15-2007, 06:42 PM
Hey guys....thought I'd slip in for a shot of jager while the laundry was in the washer :)

How's everyone?

g00ber
07-15-2007, 07:05 PM
I'm fine seeing as you are here:) this one is on me :p

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 07:07 PM
fancy meeting you here luv, I'll get your cough syrup while I get me another beer bright eyes

freedom
07-15-2007, 07:08 PM
Thanks Goober :) The next one will be on me...where ever you want to put it ;)

g00ber
07-15-2007, 07:38 PM
*eyes light up as several holes spring to mind :p*

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 07:40 PM
need a beer and gotta run, lost Gypsy, but i'm thirsty

g00ber
07-15-2007, 07:47 PM
one cold beer coming up

*slides beer over to wizard*

freedom
07-15-2007, 07:54 PM
If you'd slow down Wizard you wouldn't be so thirsty :)

Time for my shift as waitress around here to start...don't forget to tip me guys ;)

Gotta go change into my work uniform...Frozen needs to get me another color Teddy besides white...shows up stains too bad...lol

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 08:16 PM
Yeah, that's why I don't wear white pants around here, hell i don't even wear pants, thank god for the high bar- And yes i need a couple of beers, at least i found Gypsy- be back in a flash- get it, no pants!!!

freedom
07-15-2007, 08:19 PM
*comes back out after changing*

Wizard your beers will be on the bar when you get back :) I expect a good tip too.

Any one else need any thing?

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 08:25 PM
honey, you have to wait til later for your tip, just a little present hehehe
I lost her again, tell Gypsy to stay put if you run across her please, make it worth your while *wink, wink*

freedom
07-15-2007, 08:30 PM
If I see her I'll be sure to!

Actually I can tie her up and toss her behind the bar if you're not around when she comes in, but that will cost you extra.

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:07 PM
Okay, found my pants and Gypsy, two beers Miss Freedom- Um-m, should I tie you up along with her

freedom
07-15-2007, 09:15 PM
Here's your beers Wizard

Should you tie me up...hummm good question...well should you?

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:23 PM
Hell yeah, i should, and will, but you're going to have to wait freedom i've work to do, before i can work on you, thank you kindly

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:24 PM
oh shit, i'm gonna be here a while buy the house around freedom, cause I'm just trying to keep everyone guessing what i'll do next

gypsy
07-15-2007, 09:26 PM
Hi everyone, Freedom my I please have a cold beer too please

freedom
07-15-2007, 09:27 PM
You sure can sweety...

*slides it down the bar*

Glad to see ya today :)

gypsy
07-15-2007, 09:34 PM
picks up the the beer as it slides down to me .

It's good to see you , how are you doing dear

freedom
07-15-2007, 09:37 PM
i'm good...Wizard is keeping me busy ordering two beers at a time and not wanting to tip me till later.

Might have to get his beer hot next time...lol

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:37 PM
Hiya Gypsy girl,
guess I know when to buy a round, just my two favorite ladies and me, Hell, i'll buy another round freedom, cause that's the way I
Oh freedom dear, you want a shot of that cough syrup of yours too

freedom
07-15-2007, 09:41 PM
it's not cough syrup...it's licorice flavored liquor....Jagermiester...lol

It's either that or a screwdriver!

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:41 PM
I've had it but tastes like that one cough syrup, dear -
Bud-be the one

gypsy
07-15-2007, 09:42 PM
Hi there Wizard then take long slow sip from my beer

freedom
07-15-2007, 09:43 PM
Uhm dude...I think you've had one too many...you're posting twice....lol

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:45 PM
I like tequila screwdrivers

gypsy
07-15-2007, 09:47 PM
Okay what is a tequlia screwdrivers

freedom
07-15-2007, 09:48 PM
never had one like that...usually use vodka...actually come to think of it...never shot tequila either for that matter

gypsy
07-15-2007, 09:54 PM
I'm glad not the only one. But I ' a light wieght when it come to drinking

freedom
07-15-2007, 09:55 PM
not me...I drink like there ain't no tomorrow...never have hangovers either

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 09:57 PM
i fixed it my computer keeps booting me off- tequila and orange juice just leave out the grenadine- course I like it 50/50, cause I hear tell there's an orange shortage- tequila is tangier than potato sauce
Gypsy darling, pretty as always- i'm glad you're both here cause one stops my heart and the other fires it up

freedom
07-15-2007, 10:01 PM
Well I guess between the two of us we keep you going huh?

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 10:07 PM
damn skippy, but gypsy is shy so i haven't seen her and haven't been able to read her like you Miss freedom- but i'm wearing her down

gypsy
07-15-2007, 10:12 PM
I got to keep on your toes gives Wizard a wink

freedom
07-15-2007, 10:20 PM
That's the idea Gypsy...give him hell...lol

gypsy
07-15-2007, 10:34 PM
I am trying Freedom smiles

freedom
07-15-2007, 10:36 PM
You seem to be doing a fine job

*smiles back*

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 10:42 PM
It's a conspiracy, I knew it, i'm not crazy- okay a little crazy

gypsy
07-15-2007, 10:48 PM
"Don't worry Wizard there no conspisacy" , pats his hand lightly " We all are little crazy right Freedom"

freedom
07-15-2007, 10:49 PM
Yep that's what makes us loveable :)

gypsy
07-15-2007, 10:51 PM
too true

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 11:04 PM
Gypsy girl, sanity is for those with no imagination

frozen_north
07-15-2007, 11:05 PM
Howdy howdy. The bartender is in the house:)

gypsy
07-15-2007, 11:08 PM
hi there Frozen-north
Wizard no words could be anymore true

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 11:10 PM
hey, I get 'em right every once in awhile- some times shocks the hell out of me

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 11:11 PM
Hey frozen how the hell's it going?

gypsy
07-15-2007, 11:13 PM
Dosen't shock me one little bit , beside you got to rigth more then once in a while

gypsy
07-15-2007, 11:22 PM
Well I have to go now see you all later

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 11:25 PM
See you gypsy girl, hope you didn't get sunburnt today

gypsy
07-15-2007, 11:35 PM
See ya Wizard smiles at him give him a kiss "no sunburn my dear but had wonderfull day outside" goes to the door looks back at him sighs then goes out the door

wizardwriter
07-15-2007, 11:39 PM
What a cutie, I need a quick beer

freedom
07-16-2007, 12:09 AM
aren't all your beers quick?

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 12:14 AM
my beers are, but that's about it- i need to see you in your bedroom

freedom
07-16-2007, 12:18 AM
Guess my shift is over...on my way :)

g00ber
07-16-2007, 01:14 AM
anyone seen hamish? he is on a walkabout. I'll try the Nuns house again.

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 02:09 AM
anyone seen that crazy Hamish, i see goober is on the loose

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 08:56 PM
Howdy howdy. How is everybody today?

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 09:10 PM
Good frozen, just came for a quick one before goober and that crazy fucking leg humpin' Hamish gets here- he seems to have taken a shine to me, Hamish, not Goober

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 09:12 PM
Lol. I'll give him your regards:) What'll ya have?

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 09:17 PM
Something that don't attract Hamish, no haggis, just a bud will do, thank you kindly, my good fellow
And how the hell you been?

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 09:19 PM
I've been pretty good all things considered.

*slides budwieser across bar*

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 09:29 PM
Glad to hear it, been slow around here, but I want it put on the wall I bought five, six, no seven rounds here at the bar, weren't many around but that ain't my fault

jaguar
07-16-2007, 09:40 PM
Hello all. Hope I'm not intruding, just felt like having a drink .......

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 09:45 PM
Hell no, I know, I know no Foster's just tequila in a bucket

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 09:45 PM
Jaguar, this place is open to all and sundry, there is on intrusion:)

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 09:45 PM
Fosters???? It's australian for CRAP!!!!

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 09:47 PM
Yeah hell Jag, they let me in, they'll anyone in, including that fuckin' Hamish

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 09:48 PM
Now now wizard, this is a friendly place. Have a beer on the house.

jaguar
07-16-2007, 09:57 PM
Nah, I'll forego the tequila this time. Wouldn't mind a sweat-soaker though. And you're right about the foster's, it is crap.

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 09:59 PM
If you can describe it, I can make it for you.

Toasting or non-toasting??

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 09:59 PM
Okay I'll bite (and I do ask any of the ladies) what's a sweat-soaker?

jaguar
07-16-2007, 10:04 PM
I did mention it the other day, but here goes. 2 shots of Grand Marnier and 2 shots of cognac in a balloon glass. And if your not sweating before you finish the second one.........lol

wizardwriter
07-16-2007, 10:13 PM
Hey, i remeber that Jag, also remember I was drunk, but that's generally the case around here. so we post a big sign advertising Sweat-soakers, to get folks in here- I tried advertising you might get a little back room action, but place is still dead- hell, lets give this sweaty balloon a try

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 10:17 PM
*slides sweat soaker over to Jag*

Here ya go mate. Enjoy.

*bangs head on bar*

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 10:18 PM
Hey, Freedom should be here soon.:0

*bangs head on bar*

jaguar
07-16-2007, 10:20 PM
Trust me you won't be disappointed wizard, like the idea of the advertising. Hey why don't you try one FN. My shout (Drain my glass in 2 gulps) and could I have another one please? I am fighting off a cold and a few of these usually kills it.

jaguar
07-16-2007, 10:21 PM
Hey FN, why the headbanging on bar thing? And thanks.

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 10:23 PM
*Mixes another SS and slides it across the bar to jaguar*

*bangs head on bar*

Because I'm a writer...

jaguar
07-16-2007, 10:25 PM
Thanks FN. Is that how you get rid of writer's block? Have an SS, I find they usually lubricate the mind.

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 10:28 PM
Thanks I think I will

*THUMP!*

Mixes SS

*THUMP*

Drains SS

*THUMP*

.

.

.

*FLOP*

.

.

.

jaguar
07-16-2007, 10:31 PM
Are you ok FN? What do we do wizard?

freedom
07-16-2007, 10:51 PM
*bends over and kisses frozen*

Wake up sweety

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 10:52 PM
OY!! my head...

jaguar
07-16-2007, 10:53 PM
Hey it's freedom to the rescue. Have an SS on me! lol Sorry FN didn't know it would react with you THAT way. Has it helped with your writer's block though?

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 10:55 PM
Huh??? Who are you??

jaguar
07-16-2007, 10:59 PM
Haha. I'm Jag. Do you remember anything?

freedom
07-16-2007, 11:04 PM
Come here frozen....sit on my lap and rest...lol

You poor fragile minded thing..lol

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 11:05 PM
For that matter...who am I...

jaguar
07-16-2007, 11:06 PM
Sorry didn't mean to injure frozen. Freedom how are you today?

freedom
07-16-2007, 11:16 PM
I'm tired but good. Haven't been home from work long.

Would you be a dear and hit Frozen again...knock the sense back INTO him?

jaguar
07-16-2007, 11:27 PM
I didn't hit him the first time, but here goes....
*hits frozen in the forehead*
How do you feel now frozen?

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 11:29 PM
OWWWWW!!!!!

The magazines are under my mattress mommy...

jaguar
07-16-2007, 11:33 PM
Great. Now he's regressed into his childhood. Should I hit him again?

freedom
07-16-2007, 11:39 PM
Yeah once more....use one of the playboys he keeps behind the bar

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 11:55 PM
I have this sudden urge to become a writer. Sadly, I can't think of a thing to write...

jaguar
07-16-2007, 11:57 PM
Ok here goes
* smacks frozen across back of head with 21st edition of playboy*
Hows that?

frozen_north
07-16-2007, 11:58 PM
*flop*

freedom
07-17-2007, 12:01 AM
I think that was a little to hard...lol

*rubs Frozen's temples*

It'll be ok....I'm here to help I promise...relax

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 12:10 AM
Owww! Wa hapn?

freedom
07-17-2007, 12:16 AM
You hit your head...it'll be ok...lol

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 12:18 AM
O.K. I trust you. Sadly, I gotta bail. My ambulance is here. See y'all tomorrow (I hope) :D :D :D

Drinks are on the house

jaguar
07-17-2007, 12:21 AM
Yeah....you drank too much again lol
So freedom what do you wanna do apart from partake of the alcohol my dear?

freedom
07-17-2007, 12:21 AM
sweet free beer!!!!

jaguar
07-17-2007, 12:31 AM
And free sweat-soakers all round lol.....

freedom
07-17-2007, 12:35 AM
sweat soakers...lol...what in the world is that?

jaguar
07-17-2007, 12:38 AM
Ok I will explain again like I did earlier to wizard and frozen, 2 shots of Grand Marnier and 2 shots of cognac in a balloon glass. Called thus because you should be sweating your ass off before you finish the second one. Good for chasing away colds and 'flu.

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 12:40 AM
All i heard was free beer- don't do it freedom, that one i drank grew hair on my tongue

freedom
07-17-2007, 12:41 AM
Well I have a cold and I drink moonshine like water...so..

BRING IT ON!!!!!!

jaguar
07-17-2007, 12:41 AM
Where did you disappear to when frozen hit the floor, wizard?

jaguar
07-17-2007, 12:53 AM
Well I have a cold and I drink moonshine like water...so..

BRING IT ON!!!!!!

All right then
*pours an ss and slide it along bar to freedom before pouring myself one*
And here's your beer wizard
*pours beer and slides it along to wizard*

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 12:55 AM
I'm paranoid, thought I might get blamed or the cops could show, so skinned it out back-

jaguar
07-17-2007, 12:57 AM
Why when all evidence showed self administered alcohol poisoning (Gotta stop watchin CSI) lol.....

jaguar
07-17-2007, 01:01 AM
Anyway gotta go home and sleep/sweat this one off, Hopefully will be feeling healthier later. Enjoy all!

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 01:06 AM
Nah, cops don't like me and i don't like them, use to set my trucks timing so it'd backfire when i goosed it and had a one-ton truck that sounded like a canon going off-
I nailed one under an overpass while he was giving a ticket and he crawled through the driver's window I was laughing so hard had to pull over to the side of the road- I got a ticket for disturbing the peace, tried to write me up for assault, and I had to fix the truck, which i just set back

jaguar
07-17-2007, 05:30 AM
Nah, cops don't like me and i don't like them, use to set my trucks timing so it'd backfire when i goosed it and had a one-ton truck that sounded like a canon going off-
I nailed one under an overpass while he was giving a ticket and he crawled through the driver's window I was laughing so hard had to pull over to the side of the road- I got a ticket for disturbing the peace, tried to write me up for assault, and I had to fix the truck, which i just set back
Good one wizard ROFL........
Yeah they don't like me cause I'm a smartass
That deserves a drink mate

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 05:42 AM
Fine, but I'm sticking with beer Jag,
yeah I seem to have a way of talking my way into tickets- the pricks just have no sense of humor
their standard procedure after writing a ticket is to tell you have a nice day, hell, they already fucked that up, so i usually point that simple fact out, twice they've decided my truck needed a full inspection-
I once got a ticket for my license plate light being too dim, it was given to me at noon- shoulda framed it

jaguar
07-17-2007, 05:51 AM
Yeah that would be right.
I remember getting pulled up for drink driving and i got out of the car with a smoke in my hand. One of the coppers goes to me " I don't have vices like drinking and smoking. I just chew Extra gum and minties." He was a big boy too. So I replied "Oh that's better? One will give you a high blood sugar content, maybe diabetes, and the gum will give you the runs!"
He didn't like that.....

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:08 AM
With two other dudes I get nailed for open containers in the bosses' nasty ass work truck that had so many things wrong with it took two tickets to get it all- i gotta piss and he's taking his sweet time explaining everything, so he gives us the tickets and I tell him, 'dude you might as well get too writing another cause I got to piss.'
he busts out laughing and said, 'I'm closing to getting writer's cramp now, go ahead I'll even turn my lights off.'
I said, 'fuck the llights, i just gotta piss.' Only cop I ran into with a sense of humor.

jaguar
07-17-2007, 06:12 AM
Wow. Did you ring Guiness to let them them know there actually is one?lol

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:33 AM
Oughta, I done a shitload of cops roofs and I never met one with a sense of humor. Met a couple that didn't cite me when I pulled up with a beer, but they all told me it wasn't funny, and illegal.
I always tell cops I view laws as merely suggestions, they usually give me mandatory court appearances- no sense of humor-
I rented a house from a cop, worked in the jail, and the only thing he thought was funny was taking inmates for elevator rides, while you're in cuffs three of them take you up and down beating the shit out of you, but they were kind enough to put a football helmet on you to revent brain damage-
I tell him, yeah if you don't all they'd be good for is being a cop- he didn't think it was funny, I tell him you act as if you laugh you're gonna shit yourself- prick evicted me, as soon as my lease was up-
Two years later Sacramento County was sued for the elevator rides-

jaguar
07-17-2007, 07:02 AM
Hahaha. Yeah they can't handle the truth well now can they.
How 'bout another beer?
*pours beer, slides it to wizard*

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 07:11 AM
Hell, yeah

jaguar
07-17-2007, 07:16 AM
Good
*make myself an ss, take a deep breath and a long, slow sip*
Back in the day, when I was accused of an injustice and out on bail, I did get the odd cop pulling me over and, once they knew who I was, would say " good luck with your court case mate."

g00ber
07-17-2007, 08:33 AM
*sits at bar and gets a cold bud from the fridge*

jaguar
07-17-2007, 08:40 AM
Good to see you g00ber, everyone else has left. This place was dead.

g00ber
07-17-2007, 11:25 AM
lol still is by the look of things

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 01:22 PM
Hey, I resemble that remark

gypsy
07-17-2007, 01:49 PM
"Good moring all' wonder if there some coffee brewing

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 01:55 PM
I'll get you a cup gypsy dear-
(brings her a cup, along with a single red rose)
Something to start your day off right my lil' Gypsy Saint

gypsy
07-17-2007, 02:04 PM
Thank you Wizard it smells great" taking a sip coffee" hmmmm tease even better "

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 02:07 PM
I take her hand and kiss it.
'Want to go for a walk?'
turning her hand over I kiss her palm.
'It's not far.'

gypsy
07-17-2007, 02:10 PM
"Love to my dear" taking his hand

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 02:12 PM
I lead the little cutie to the door, then say 'close your eyes'

gypsy
07-17-2007, 02:15 PM
walks out the door with him with eyes closed

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 02:17 PM
We vanish, and that's why I'm called Wizard

g00ber
07-17-2007, 03:25 PM
*finishes 12th bud and wonders where gypsy and wizard disappeared to*

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 03:34 PM
just need a quick beer, one for gypsy too, see you goober, think Hamish has treed something out front

g00ber
07-17-2007, 03:35 PM
2 beers on me
*slides 2 buds over to wizard*

and erm that wasnt hamish *cough cough*

gypsy
07-17-2007, 03:44 PM
thanks for the beer wizard

hi goober

g00ber
07-17-2007, 03:47 PM
hello gypsy, how are we this fine afternoon?

g00ber
07-17-2007, 03:51 PM
okay time for me to hit the road, hamish has woken up and is starting to eat the gum under the seats. Cya later gypsy have fun with wizard and try not to do anything I wouldn't do, or at least take pics :p

gypsy
07-17-2007, 04:00 PM
bye goober

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:10 PM
Got you covered darling a beer for the lady

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:11 PM
walks in the bar "I need a cold beer"

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:12 PM
thanks wizard

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:12 PM
Must be a mind reader, here you go darling, your rose too

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:14 PM
You say the most kindness things

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:17 PM
stop it, always trying to make me blush, can't make a bad boy blush-
I must say you've got a delightful glow about you cutie, and the rose pales against you

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:22 PM
stop it, always trying to make me blush, can't make a bad boy blush-
I must say you've got a delightful glow about you cutie, and the rose pales against you

I may be not but I can try . What I can say I been enjoying the great out doors.

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:24 PM
Um-m, me too, it was great, very sexy morning

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:26 PM
so very glad to hear it

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:27 PM
what do you think about the future story darling

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:30 PM
I think it going be awsome I'mlooking forward to seeing how it all turns out

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:34 PM
take me a bit to finish up a story or two, but I'll have something soon. Now I have to go to work.
( I give gypsy a kiss). Will try to sneak out for a beer from time to time, thanks Gypsy Devil

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:37 PM
anytime wizard I understand take all the time you need see ya later and don't work to hard

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:40 PM
Darling I never work too hard, it's against my religion- in fact it's the only law in my religion

gypsy
07-17-2007, 06:42 PM
lol i agree you with whole heartly agree

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 06:49 PM
run back in, give gypsy a quick kiss, grab a beer-
"Got a lot to do, needed a roadie, see you luv."

gypsy
07-17-2007, 07:56 PM
what a hottie and leaves the bar

freedom
07-17-2007, 10:37 PM
Hey boys and girls

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 10:40 PM
Beer my lady, please-

I snuck away from work for a moment

g00ber
07-17-2007, 10:42 PM
Have this one on me wizard, Ill have a bud :p

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 10:44 PM
better get a lemonade too, so hamish doesn't give me a wet leg

g00ber
07-17-2007, 10:47 PM
nah you are ok , he is off up the highlands chasing long haired orange cows

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 10:50 PM
Um-m, no wonder he keeps getting me confused with his favorite prey

freedom
07-17-2007, 10:55 PM
ah....to be in Ireland or scotland...would be so nice...lol

Beer's all the way around...enjoy

g00ber
07-17-2007, 10:56 PM
sure would freedom, oh and they aint his "prey" well not that sort anyway:p even haggis have "needs"

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 11:00 PM
Oh shit, explains a lot
thank you kindly freedom, I need a beer to get over a plot line, or two, i mean beers not plot lines, just one of them, but one will do it to you

freedom
07-17-2007, 11:09 PM
Any time Wizard :)

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 11:12 PM
Howdy howdy. How is everybody today?

g00ber
07-17-2007, 11:18 PM
hi FN have a beer on me:)

freedom
07-17-2007, 11:23 PM
*pours beer on Goober*

I don't know how your supposed to drink it frozen but it's on him all right...lol

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 11:28 PM
Maybe I can use him to toast with and smash him in the fireplace:D

freedom
07-17-2007, 11:31 PM
oh....that could be interesting...but don't you think he'll bleed on the stonework on the fireplace?

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 11:35 PM
We put a FIRE in the fireplace and no problems...

wizardwriter
07-17-2007, 11:40 PM
(Put in memory file, don't ask for beer on me) Ahem freedom dear could I have a beer, on Goober

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 11:41 PM
Roflmfao!!!!!

g00ber
07-17-2007, 11:41 PM
I hope you are gonna lick that off freedom :(

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 11:45 PM
Why would I lick it off freedom, it was poured on you :P

freedom
07-17-2007, 11:46 PM
*pours beer again on goober*

There ya go Wizard!

I gotta run for a few minutes be back soon!!!

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 11:49 PM
Have fun dear, don't forget to check in. And don't accept rides from boys...

g00ber
07-17-2007, 11:53 PM
I feel like I've been in a golden shower, well at least its not fosters :)

Has anyone called a paramedic for wizard yet? He is bound to be having a heart attack seeing all this beer wasted.

frozen_north
07-17-2007, 11:59 PM
LOL, Don't worry, it was freedoms sin.

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 12:20 AM
I'd beat her ass, but I know she'd like it. What the hell send me a beer frozen whilst I ponder this paradox. Now, being as i like toasting her bottom this is a win/win situation, but there'e the alcohol abuse to consider

freedom
07-18-2007, 12:20 AM
i didnt sin...I did what I was told to do

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 12:21 AM
Plus it was funny!!
Oh what to do, what to do,
thanks frozen,
set up a round for the house on- ahem, I'm buying

freedom
07-18-2007, 12:32 AM
So is it on you???

frozen_north
07-18-2007, 12:33 AM
*slides a round for the house down the bar*

Drink up maties:)

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 12:35 AM
No dear, I'm buying, and I know you're just trying to get a spanking out of me. just have a shot of cough syrup and behave for a while, but not too long.

frozen_north
07-18-2007, 12:38 AM
Freedom behave...that'll be the day...

freedom
07-18-2007, 12:50 AM
Don't want cough syrup....I'm in the mood for...uhm....a sweet drink of some sort...how about....pina coloda

frozen_north
07-18-2007, 12:55 AM
If you really want...

freedom
07-18-2007, 01:08 AM
I want!!! Please!!!

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 01:10 AM
coconut and umbrella too, on her

frozen_north
07-18-2007, 01:12 AM
sigh...I can't believe I'm actually gonna do this...

Here you go dahlin...*POUR*

Hey, it's a wet and sticky tee shirt contest.

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 01:16 AM
Um-m, alcohol abuse i can live with, did i tell you i like pina colodas too.

frozen_north
07-18-2007, 01:17 AM
I wish I did. If I did I would already be licking her clean:D

freedom
07-18-2007, 01:25 AM
want me to lay on the bar so you can get to me better boys? And can I have one to drink too? Not wear?

frozen_north
07-18-2007, 01:25 AM
:D :D Sure dahling. Sadly wizard is going to have to take care of the cleanup. I gotta bail.

freedom
07-18-2007, 01:29 AM
Me too....bed time...hate day shift damn it

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 01:42 AM
See ya'll

jaguar
07-18-2007, 06:50 AM
Hello to all and sundry. And don't pour foster's on anyone. The last time I saw foster's on anyone I was a lot younger and i.....erm.....had put it on this person's head, along with the remnants of that evening's meal.

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 07:35 AM
Jag you chase off all the ladies? What the hell I'll have a beer- no Foster's for me either, Bud's fine

jaguar
07-18-2007, 07:40 AM
*slides a bud to wizard*
No, it would just seem that I get here at the wrong time.

jaguar
07-18-2007, 07:42 AM
*pours a rather large cognac and takes a sip*
But why is it only a few of the members come here? Don't the other members like our company? Or is it that they are too shy?

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 07:56 AM
Beats me, could be I just chase them off, I'm always here, but yeah it's just us regulars- i tell everyone to come on down for a beer, and i seen some new faces but they never come back, might be those sweat soakers

jaguar
07-18-2007, 08:02 AM
Beats me, could be I just chase them off, I'm always here, but yeah it's just us regulars- i tell everyone to come on down for a beer, and i seen some new faces but they never come back, might be those sweat soakers
Hahaha. I only mentioned that a couple of days ago and I didn't force them down anyone's throats, I only suggested they try one. Besides, I think FN was exaggerating with his symptoms. I haven't seen anyone do that until they had had at least 10 of them.lol

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 08:11 AM
Yeah, we had to take the sign out of the window and everything, libality or some such bullshit. But the beer is fine, and these folks can't be that shy-

jaguar
07-18-2007, 08:21 AM
So much for the advertising *sob*
*has another sip, then a big gulp of mu cognac*
Why are people so unkind to my drink of choice?

wizardwriter
07-18-2007, 08:33 AM
Cause they're ignorant sots, not refined gents like us Jag

jaguar
07-18-2007, 08:40 AM
Fair enough.
Another drink wizard? my glass seems to have run dry.

gypsy
07-18-2007, 08:53 AM
walk in to the bar, " Good morning everyone " start make some coffee

jaguar
07-18-2007, 09:03 AM
Good morning Gypsy. It was about time I saw your pretty face.

gypsy
07-18-2007, 09:06 AM
Well good mornging Jaguar and it good to you . Would you like to have a cup of coffee

jaguar
07-18-2007, 09:10 AM
*gets up to introduce myself*
How do you do? I'm Jag

gypsy
07-18-2007, 09:14 AM
smiles "please have a seat my name is Gypsy, nice to meet you."

jaguar
07-18-2007, 09:22 AM
*takes a seat* Nice to meet you too. So what briungs you here apart from a good cup of coffee?

gypsy
07-18-2007, 09:27 AM
I would have to nice people thatI meet here and I like read so here I am

what about you?

jaguar
07-18-2007, 09:30 AM
Fair enough. I would have to agree that the people are good and so are the stories.

gypsy
07-18-2007, 09:35 AM
Yeah, so tell is Australia just as beautifull as it look

jaguar
07-18-2007, 09:40 AM
I must say, yeah it is. The contrasts between the different kinds of scenery available can really take your breath away. Although I do prefer the forests. What about South Carolina? is it too a beautiful place?

gypsy
07-18-2007, 09:46 AM
Yes it it It some foothills and but I like the beaches here .

jaguar
07-18-2007, 09:54 AM
Are you typing fast to try and keep up with your train of thought?

gypsy
07-18-2007, 10:02 AM
i ' m so sorry, I guess really I don't have train of thought

jaguar
07-18-2007, 10:06 AM
Don't put yourself down. I talk like that myself sometimes. Anyhow, hope we can pick this up tomorrow, Have to get up early (5 am) and must get some sleep. So sweet dreams and have a good day,
*drains drink and leaves after bowing to Gypsy*

gypsy
07-18-2007, 10:14 AM
Sweet dreams Jag it was great to talking with you. hope have great day . not sure If I will be here tomorrow. but see you around . See that he has left the bar, pick up the cup sips it and begans to read a book.;co

g00ber
07-18-2007, 10:50 AM
*looks around bar, sees noone so gets bud and lemonade from fridge and takes a seat*

gypsy
07-18-2007, 10:56 AM
looks up from my book sees Goober "good moring Goober"

g00ber
07-18-2007, 11:09 AM
"well hello there pretty lady" chastises myself for not seeing a pretty lady in the bar. "may I offer you a coffee?"

gypsy
07-18-2007, 11:12 AM
I would love a refill please