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wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 02:57 AM
Knowing both aren't into anal I can't belive what I'm seeing, and start worrying about a prolonged hard-on

freedom
07-23-2007, 02:57 AM
I feel my own orgasm building again as my body reaches levels of excitement it's never known before

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 02:59 AM
bending back over so my head is between her spread thighs i suck hard on her labia pulling it into my mouth then lick up to her clit

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:00 AM
my thighs press against her as my orgasm builds, i scream out OH LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD as squeeze so tightly

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:00 AM
It's like a volcano building to blow

freedom
07-23-2007, 03:01 AM
that was all I needed as my orgasm broke again and left me panting all the while I continued to move my fingers on one hand in her ass and the other in her pussy trying to please her as much as she has pleased me

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:02 AM
collasping on top of freedom as my breahting slowly come sback to normal i hug her thighs as my face rests against her wetness

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:03 AM
whimpering as her fingers sweetly torment me,,please please i cant again,,then placing a soft kiss on her bare mound

freedom
07-23-2007, 03:03 AM
"Wow, that was amazing."

I gasped as I worked her into a frenzy once again.

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:04 AM
oh sugar amazing doesnt begin to say it !

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:04 AM
i kiss each of the ladies, 'there's gonna be a lot of pissed off dudes tomorrow."

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:05 AM
placing a kiss on her stomach as i swing my leg over her , i then kiss her left nipple ,,then move up and softly kiss her lips,,thank you SO muuch,,i needed that

freedom
07-23-2007, 03:05 AM
Oh well...they can deal...lol

I hate to do it but I have to work tomorrow so I have to say good night until tomorrow

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:06 AM
kissing WW deeply,,who cares *giggles*

freedom
07-23-2007, 03:06 AM
You're very welcome DK...answered some questions for me too and I enjoyed it as well

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:06 AM
kissing freedom good night,,that was wonderful sugar,,thank you,,sleep the sleep of babes *smiles*

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:06 AM
remember when I said it was a slow Sunday, never mind, what are you ladies drinking?

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:07 AM
i hope we can talk soon *s*

freedom
07-23-2007, 03:07 AM
Thanks you too Wizard.

Sweet dreams to you both...night.

*blows kisses as I gather up clothes and make my way out the door*

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:07 AM
*grinning at WW*
i am drinking Freedom tonight,,couldnt you tell

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:07 AM
oh yeah

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:08 AM
nite nite sweetie *blowing a kiss at you*

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:09 AM
I come up behind Dk and cup her titties. "You were hot, still are."

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:09 AM
"Could be more comfortable in the back room'

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:10 AM
wiggling my behind back into You,,i think i owe You a thank You Sir,,that was amazing!

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 03:11 AM
nite nite E/everyone *poofs*

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:12 AM
it was I escort the fine lady to the back.

davesmistress
07-23-2007, 03:20 AM
Well I hope somebody has a mop to clean that mess up before the next set of customers gets here.....:(

Looks like it might be you Wizard.

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:24 AM
I yell from the back 'on it DM.'

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 04:45 AM
Drink a beer, and survey the place. "Shit it's gonna take all night to clean the place." I shrug. "Oh well, it was damn worth it."

jaguar
07-23-2007, 06:21 AM
Hello, is there anyone in here?

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 06:41 AM
yeah, need a beer jag

jaguar
07-23-2007, 06:45 AM
O.k. wizard and I'll have a cognac
*pours wizard a beer, pour myself a cognac*
I see you had some fun today, you lucky bastard

jaguar
07-23-2007, 07:07 AM
Hey I'm not being hostile dude,just using a figure of speech from the land of Oz.

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 07:21 AM
Hey Jag, I'm lucky enough for three or four bastards

jaguar
07-23-2007, 07:26 AM
Alright! You're back. now finish that beer cos I'm finished with this drink and I"m still parched.
*pours beer for WW, pour me another cognac (on ice)

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 07:28 AM
Looks like ain't no one else around the whole damn site

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 07:46 AM
Whoa I just rang up some posts today

jaguar
07-23-2007, 08:05 AM
Yeah ditto mate. Yeah, we seem to be alone in here. Ah well, more for us to drink.
So tell me wizard, do you actually sleep dude?

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 08:10 AM
not much- 5 hours a night maybe, usually write but lately ain't been getting none of that done either

jaguar
07-23-2007, 08:21 AM
Jeez I can't function unless I have slept 7 hrs.

jaguar
07-23-2007, 09:06 AM
LookLooks like I'm the only one here, might as well go to bed and dream something useful lol. Sweet dreams to all.

g00ber
07-23-2007, 12:12 PM
*walks into bar and wonders to myself why this place always smells of pussy*

BlueGirl
07-23-2007, 02:59 PM
Hello all, just wanted to see who all is here. Heard it smelled of pussy and wanted to know if it was true. *stops smells and thinks hmmm who got wanked?"

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:45 PM
hey ya'll
What? spent the damn night cleaning the place up

BlueGirl
07-23-2007, 03:49 PM
lol you must of forgot some place cuss it still smells lol. but in a good way. did you have your lotion out again wizard? cuss i smell strawberries now! hmmm or are you waiting for someone? ;drool

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 03:51 PM
No darling, just stopped by to see if I missed something, and everything else was flying around had to be strawberries somewhere-
congrats on your weekend success

g00ber
07-23-2007, 04:20 PM
you deserve a cold bud after last night:D

*slides bud to wizard*

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 04:23 PM
thank you kindly goober,
coulda used Hamish to clean this mess up, how all that got on the ceiling I got no idea

g00ber
07-23-2007, 04:25 PM
You and hamish all alone in the bar late at night:) I wouldn't have held up much hope for the integrity of your ass :p

g00ber
07-23-2007, 04:26 PM
I'm so jealous of you I think I will let hamish have you anyway:( Freedom and DirtyKnees grrrrrrrr@@@@%&%$

gypsy
07-23-2007, 04:34 PM
good afternoon all

g00ber
07-23-2007, 04:38 PM
why hello pretty :) care for a drink, coffee perhaps?

gypsy
07-23-2007, 04:43 PM
Hi Goober how you doing handsome? I would some sweet ice tea.

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 04:45 PM
Hey, sneaky," I give gypsy a kiss, "how you doing?'

gypsy
07-23-2007, 04:48 PM
smiles give him a kiss " alot better now seeing you"

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 04:52 PM
I really need another beer, and glad frozen isn't around I don't feel like wearing more beer.
Goober, you didn't leave Hamish on the anal thread did you?

g00ber
07-23-2007, 04:54 PM
*hands Gypsy her sweet iced tea*

there you go babe. What about you wizard or do I really need to ask:)

g00ber
07-23-2007, 04:56 PM
lol no hamish is illiterate so he cant read and he is busy with the 2 morris dancers he found so you are safe.

*slides wizard a cool bud*

gypsy
07-23-2007, 04:57 PM
I will be happy get a cold beer , and pour it all over you but then that be waste good beer nnnaaahhh

thank you Goober for the sweet tea

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 04:58 PM
Whew, thank the gods
Gypsy girl want to see what I am working on in back?

g00ber
07-23-2007, 04:59 PM
sweet tea for a sweet girl:D

gypsy
07-23-2007, 05:05 PM
thank you goober

wizard - that would be nice

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 05:08 PM
Taking the young lady on my arm, I escorted her to my 'work' room

Carrot74
07-23-2007, 05:41 PM
wizard - thanks for the drink. I don't know about down there but in Central Alberta the name Haliburton is synonomous with..... not nice things. A few of the companies that got forcibly bought out are still choked at Haliburton. I could go on for a while, but I won't as I am prefer to enjoy the free drink.

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 05:47 PM
It's well known the word 'Haliburton' is an old Indian name meaning 'Fuck everyone in the ass.'
just another bit of trivia from Mr. fuckin' Wizard

jaguar
07-23-2007, 06:31 PM
Morning all
*go to make myself lemon tea*
Well it is 4.30 where I am

g00ber
07-23-2007, 07:37 PM
Well I doubt I will be ****** for your promotion wizard so here is a little present for you

*hands over a FULL case of chilled Buds*

and I will keep hamish off your ass for a week:D

*raises glass* heres to wizard, Soon to be FORUM GOD :D:D:D:D:D

dirty knees
07-23-2007, 07:58 PM
gOOber in my opinion WW already is a minor God *blushing as i smile*

gypsy
07-23-2007, 08:06 PM
good afternoon all

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 08:10 PM
Ladies," I give each a kiss, "how are we doing, a full case Whoa, will need to find something for the next hour"

gypsy
07-23-2007, 08:13 PM
lol smiling up him " Oh sure you come up with something,hi ya handsome

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 08:15 PM
Reckon, seeing as I don't have to worry about Hamish, but there's nothing left in the refrigerator

gypsy
07-23-2007, 08:19 PM
"Well I got to go see you all later" gives him a kiss and poof I vanish

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 08:21 PM
hell," I take a drink, "I taught her that, bet she pops back up on me. that girl is sneaky.'

gypsy
07-23-2007, 08:34 PM
Pops back in gives him a quick kiss " Thats what nice about magical beings we teach each magic tricks " vanish agian with her laughter fill the bar

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 08:41 PM
'Told you.' I take a long drink, and sigh. "Definitely magical.'

freedom
07-23-2007, 10:19 PM
Looks like Frozen will have to run to the store this evening before we open the grill...lol

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 10:20 PM
hi darling, looking good as always

freedom
07-23-2007, 10:26 PM
Thanks sweety.

I've got to run get dinner but I'll be back in a little while.

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 10:29 PM
you look like dinner to me

g00ber
07-23-2007, 11:26 PM
mmmm a freedom platter, I could eat that all day:D

wizardwriter
07-23-2007, 11:45 PM
Aye, me too
(Raises a beer)
all night too

g00ber
07-23-2007, 11:47 PM
*raises bottle in agreement*

to freedom and the lovely busty,beautiful,babes of bluestories

freedom
07-24-2007, 12:00 AM
Don't just hold that bottle in the air...pour me a drink big boy

g00ber
07-24-2007, 12:04 AM
what would a lovely princess such as yourself like to slide down her throat?

freedom
07-24-2007, 12:10 AM
now that's a loaded question but for now I'll take a nice big Long Island Ice Tea

g00ber
07-24-2007, 12:11 AM
:)

g00ber
07-24-2007, 12:12 AM
one big long island ice tea coming up

* hands freedom her iced tea*

freedom
07-24-2007, 12:13 AM
you tease :)

g00ber
07-24-2007, 12:16 AM
;inlove you could be my;nurse

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 12:18 AM
damn, ain't heard of long island ice tea for a while
(I raise my beer)
here's to retro

frozen_north
07-24-2007, 12:20 AM
Goober, are you asking her if she'll stick it in you???

g00ber
07-24-2007, 12:21 AM
thats a nurse icon

jeesh and they call me a goober :rolleyes:

frozen_north
07-24-2007, 12:25 AM
yeah yeah, that's what they all say...

g00ber
07-24-2007, 12:29 AM
K I gotta go to bed, up in 3 and a half hours :(

I have left drinks on the bar for everone

freedom; another ice tea
wizard ; cold bud
FN ; a shirley temple :p

there is a pot on incase gypsy comes in and remember people

ALCOHOL..................the cause of..............and cure for

ALL of lifes problems

freedom
07-24-2007, 12:42 AM
Yeah for alcohol

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 12:52 AM
zee is at the fuck thread frozen

freedom
07-24-2007, 12:57 AM
well...go to the fuck thread you horn dog...lol

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 01:39 AM
oh DK see yahoo, darling

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 02:35 AM
i need a beer message carrying's hard work

jaguar
07-24-2007, 06:53 AM
yay ww, hoped you would be in here. What'l you have mate?

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 07:09 AM
hey bud's cool

jaguar
07-24-2007, 07:12 AM
*pours bud, slides it to ww, pour myself a Bushmill's Irish whiskey on ice and settle in*
So how's thing's today?

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 07:13 AM
Ah, around here wild as always

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 07:15 AM
hell, I'm glad I joined this site along with the first, there's twice as much going on here

jaguar
07-24-2007, 07:49 AM
So I've noticed ( as I try not to snort into my cognac, which burns ferociuosly!)

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 07:51 AM
But kinda went dead early today, i keft with a pair of ladies and got back and no one was here.

jaguar
07-24-2007, 07:56 AM
Yeah I kinda noticed that. Was worried I scared them off, till I realized what the time difference was. but even this morning ( my time ) it was dead. Anyway, tou yp for a refill? Mine's drier than a nun's pussy. lol

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 08:24 AM
hell, i can grab a quick one before getting back to my lady friend. yeah you'd think there'd be more dudettes in this time zone west coast

jaguar
07-24-2007, 08:30 AM
Try eastern standard time in Oz!

jaguar
07-24-2007, 09:08 AM
Anyway, last one for me, am going to dream lol.

g00ber
07-24-2007, 12:20 PM
lol there is hardly ever anyone on when I come ******. I only see people when I log in late at night:D with perhaps the odd exception of wizard who never seems to sleep:)

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 03:46 PM
I'm a DAMN barbarian, I'll sleep when I'm dead-
I got any of that free beer left

jaguar
07-24-2007, 06:09 PM
Morning. Need coffee

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 06:14 PM
Morning need red beer

jaguar
07-24-2007, 06:18 PM
*pours red beer, slides it to ww, pours coffee, takes sip*
Ah, that's better. And how are you today?

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 06:21 PM
shit too early to tell, my plan is getting some god damn work done, but that's been my plan for days and ain't done shit

jaguar
07-24-2007, 06:23 PM
How many people work for you?

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 06:31 PM
Missus runs the roofing company and only have our son and his buddy working. I'm daycare for my two youngest grandkids and write-
how's your morning

jaguar
07-24-2007, 06:32 PM
Not bad. Head feels less stuffy. But hey it's payday!

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 06:35 PM
told you you're upside down it ain't friday dude- I don't know time for shit, but I know it ain't friday even there

jaguar
07-24-2007, 06:44 PM
And I told you that your on the flip side lol - I get paid on Wednesdays, and its 4.45 a.m. wednesday morning.

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 06:49 PM
fuck I can barely keep track of time here, much less elsewhere. Someone says I'll get you at noon, and I'm like shit I don't when it's noon here how the fuck am I going to figure out Norway time

jaguar
07-24-2007, 06:51 PM
Dunno, but I gotta go. Got things to do before going to work. Have a good one.

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 06:57 PM
I'm terrible with time I got popped a few years back passed the soberity test, had to write my abc's on a card sign and date it. Did everything then stalled and the cop asks 'what's wrong?'
I say, 'don't know the date.'
He looks at his watch and sighs, 'It is now five minutes into the fourth.'
So I start to write, then look over at him, 'What month?'
Now he's pissed cause he thinks I'm a smart-ass, "It's the 4th of July, you need the year too.'
Now I'm pissed, so I say, 'Fuck you, I know the fucking year, I'm not a fucking moron, if I were I'd be writing fucking traffic tickets.'
now, I'm on my way to jail, but his superior tells him to let me go, he didn't want my kind in jail for the weekend.

BlueGirl
07-24-2007, 08:41 PM
lol For some reason wizard I think you would make my sides hurt from laughing. lol

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 08:53 PM
Reckon I would lovely lady, if you like slightly shady characters, might I get you a drink?

BlueGirl
07-24-2007, 08:56 PM
lol if I didn't i wouldn't of married my better half lol or be who I am. I think for right now I will sit n have a cold one with ya! Pretty hot and humid hear. Need a smoke anyways.

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 08:59 PM
want to hear more crazy true tales join the sister site and check out the embarassing thread below- (it's true I'm not sane, but what do you expect I'm a babarian dammit!)
http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10956

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 09:00 PM
Slide a cold beer down BlueGirl's way, on the house darling

BlueGirl
07-24-2007, 09:03 PM
so what is your myspace add. lol i try not to tell most embarassing moments lol Damn this beer tastes good

BlueGirl
07-24-2007, 09:07 PM
lol i would of been running if i was your sister lol. damn lol lol

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 09:23 PM
ah hold on darling, have another beer

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 09:27 PM
I'm wizardwriter there too, link below

I'm shameless so I wasn't embarassed but the folks thought I was the devil hisself I just couldn't stay out of trouble, any time something happened the cops would drive out and see where I was


Please put that in your profile...myspace links go in users profiles....Thanks

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 09:31 PM
it was no big deal car was a piece of shit, I was hiding out from the cops so the apartments were full of illegals and no one gave anybody their right name, just cash. Hell, cops weren't even called, and she didn't total nothing, just dented them up some

BlueGirl
07-24-2007, 09:50 PM
your lucky there lol and boy you weren't lieing when you said you were always being looked at lol. It's all good now lol. I sent you an invite from over there and you have a good night!

*asks for a beer for wizard* That one is on me ;)

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 10:00 PM
thank you kindly, little lady (give her a tip of my cowboy hat)

Carrot74
07-24-2007, 11:04 PM
On a lighter note for something for you city folk to do - just for shits and giggles try this. Whenever you are next downtown - if downtown has even a 4-storey building - go to one of the corners and stare up at the corner. I guarantee you that within a couple of minutes you will have a couple of people staring up - don't answer them when they ask what you are staring at. Just keep looking up and point at the corner. After a few minutes walk away and then watch them - very entertaining. It works better in a bigger city.
Tarbender - un outre beer, svp. Oh damm, wrong bar again. Whiskey me, boy!

wizardwriter
07-24-2007, 11:26 PM
Got one better, one Aug. I'm doing a three foot ledge on a thirteen story building and throwing dirt and shit out of the gutter and I had everyone looking up thinking it was raining

freedom
07-24-2007, 11:29 PM
mean bunch of little boys

g00ber
07-24-2007, 11:38 PM
et voila, votre bassier biere

g00ber
07-24-2007, 11:39 PM
bonjour mon cheri, cava?

freedom
07-24-2007, 11:57 PM
i got a few words of that but not much...translation please...lol

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 12:05 AM
I'm a pussy

g00ber
07-25-2007, 12:09 AM
good morning my sweetheart, how are you :p

freedom
07-25-2007, 12:09 AM
you're mean wizard...lmao

g00ber
07-25-2007, 12:11 AM
no hes not





hes a pussy :D

g00ber
07-25-2007, 12:12 AM
the first one was for carrot, rough translation here you go, your fucking beer

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 12:22 AM
where's my fuckin' beer? where's everyone's fuckin' beer?
wrong thread

freedom
07-25-2007, 12:23 AM
oh ok...thanks

g00ber
07-25-2007, 12:23 AM
It is in front of you, you are going blind :p

freedom
07-25-2007, 12:31 AM
yeppers....you put a 12 pack down he'd see it...lol

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 01:01 AM
Aye, i could sniff it out

freedom
07-25-2007, 01:18 AM
sure that's not all you could sniff out

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 01:30 AM
hey now, I'm not that bad.

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 02:29 AM
I'll have a beer.

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 06:36 AM
damn place is a ghost town, but we still have beer

jaguar
07-25-2007, 08:13 AM
Hello I'm back.
Need a glass of.....something, but haven't made my mind up yet lol

g00ber
07-25-2007, 11:48 AM
How about a glass of cognac

*pours cognac into glass*

and a cold beer for wizard

*puts beer onto bar with 10 ft sign pointing to the bottle*

gypsy
07-25-2007, 02:15 PM
good moring all

BlueGirl
07-25-2007, 02:20 PM
Good Morning! How is everything going?

gypsy
07-25-2007, 02:23 PM
Good, how things in your world BlueGirl ?

BlueGirl
07-25-2007, 02:26 PM
Right now good until 10, I have court hearings to go to. Other than that, I should have a good quick day. Anything fun and exciting going on for you today?

gypsy
07-25-2007, 02:29 PM
No just a nice day home alone for a change

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 02:37 PM
'hi BlueGirl, nice to see you.'
'My Gypsy Devil,' I give you a kiss and pat your bottom, 'morn luv.'

gypsy
07-25-2007, 02:39 PM
giving a kiss him kiss back " Its wonderfull to see you handsome "

BlueGirl
07-25-2007, 02:40 PM
Good Morning Wizard.
Gypsy...I am jealous. I would love to just sit at home right now and have no one around me. Hell I might just be able to entertain myself ;) with no prob. You enjoy!

gypsy
07-25-2007, 02:43 PM
Oh I will, Wizard have seen gypsy magic before?

BlueGirl
07-25-2007, 02:48 PM
lol Well I might have to ask about that later. You guys have fun!

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 02:50 PM
'You trying to get me to blush, crazy girl.' I cup your titty, and kiss you, "not going to happen.'

gypsy
07-25-2007, 02:54 PM
sighing " I know, but your cazy girl can try " kissing back but as i do we vanish

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 02:59 PM
things are screwy babe, trying to fix

gypsy
07-25-2007, 03:02 PM
I understand do you want me to come back later?

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 03:22 PM
hell no.' I swat you on the butt, 'Don't even say that.'

jaguar
07-25-2007, 06:29 PM
Morning all
*Pours coffee, sits down, sees cognac in glass, gulps coffee, sips cognac*
Must remember to thank g00ber for that lol.

niteowluk2003
07-25-2007, 07:12 PM
Hi all,

How has everyone been? barman can I have a large freshly squeezed barmaid? I ask laughing.

No better just make it an Orange juice...lol

niteowluk2003
07-25-2007, 07:13 PM
Any one seen Freedom lately as I have finished her story and wanted her to be the first to read the last two chapters...

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 08:21 PM
she doesn't come on til 4 pst-
i'll take one of those orange barmaids and a beer

wizardwriter
07-25-2007, 09:56 PM
Damn, I musta ran everyone off.'
Scribble on board 'Bluegirl, beer is on me, if you have a mind to imbibe'

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 12:56 AM
Hey no prob, but the next is on me lol. MMMMMMM that tastes wonderful. "Can we have another bartender, this going down to easy! Wizard looks like he has been nursing his."

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 01:30 AM
k Wizard please wake up lol! Now your second one is getting warm and I am on the third! HELLO lol.

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 01:45 AM
fine I'm here, place isn't normally so dead, down my beers

g00ber
07-26-2007, 06:08 AM
*resists urge to pour beers on bluegirl and wizard and instead takes 2 cold buds from fridge and hands one to wizard*

morning :)

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 06:31 AM
What the hell's go on around here

g00ber
07-26-2007, 06:34 AM
well u did both say the beer was on you:D

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 07:04 AM
Swear I'm going to rename this the Literal Bar- but I wouldn't mind pouring a beer on bluegirl- I gotta go find something better than a ninja cat

g00ber
07-26-2007, 07:05 AM
lol jjust offer something totally abstract and daft

g00ber
07-26-2007, 07:06 AM
like half a can of beans:p

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 07:17 AM
fuck that I wanna win, I need to find something to whip that pussy-

jaguar
07-26-2007, 08:39 AM
Hello, need a drink. Anyone here?

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 10:18 AM
kinda, I'll take a last call

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 02:15 PM
Well it sounds like I left at the wrong time last night. It was sorta like being in my small town bar here. So I left, sorry :( Well I wonder if I can get an orange juice or coffee?

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 02:59 PM
one orange coffe for the lovely lady, and a red beer for the barbarian
I pass the lady her drink
Morn BlueGirl, looking good

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 03:17 PM
morning how you doing this morning and thanks for the drink.

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 03:38 PM
I'm useless as ever BlueGirl, it's my best trait, only thing I'm good at is being used as a bad example

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 04:33 PM
Whatever! I don't think your other half would stick with you if that was the case. *smacks wizard in the arm and gives him a rolling eye look* I am sure with it was good or bad you have touch some lives, and from the way it sounds you make some go gogo over ya and make others laugh! You could be a waste of space by doing nothing with your time!

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 04:42 PM
thank you kindly BlueGirl, but I found most mothers would chastise their children and tell them not to grow up like me, I know mine did. Hahaha
Missus stays with me because of my sense of humor, that and not being able to pick the lock on her chain-
Another orange coffee, my dear

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 04:46 PM
No going to lunch with hubby, maybe afterwards. Who cares what others think. I don't know all about your past, I am sure there is a lot there lol, but hell you turned out ok. Most ppl are just scared of the unknown. Talk to you later!

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 05:11 PM
later BlueGirl, what the hell am I going to do with an orange coffee- Hm-m, I'm thinking tequila maybe rum will spice it up, hell better use both.
You got a beer chaser anything is drinkable,
just another helpful hint from Mr. fucking Wizard-

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 05:43 PM
k back. what the?!? you drank my drink lol

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 06:11 PM
I can fix another, but I wouldn't recommend it, how about just coffee

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 06:28 PM
beat ya to it lol. man i wish it would cool off here. sick of the heat and humidity!

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 06:32 PM
and soon you'll be sick of the cold is there no pleasing you woman? hahaha

jaguar
07-26-2007, 06:41 PM
Need coffee. Morning all

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 06:44 PM
need beer, hiya jag

jaguar
07-26-2007, 06:46 PM
Hiya wizard.
How are things?

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 06:55 PM
*goes and picks up the beer and coffee and brings to jaguar and wizard* nay I am not to worry about the cold. I just run and jump on hubby, pull the cover over us and start to warm us up. If you know what I mean lol. Now driving in the snow sucks some, but not to worried about it!

jaguar
07-26-2007, 06:57 PM
Thanks blue girl. Haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before. Welcome.

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 07:31 PM
Heat is cool with sex too, out in the backyard- missus liked to sun out back- me I had enough on the roof- but once the suit came off I was out back- sunburnt my ass the first time, but made sure she sunned closer to the shade tree after that-
Cold sucks, and roofing in snow really sucks, so I don't whine to much at the heat- besides makes the beer taste cooler

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 07:38 PM
The beer taste cooler???? Shit it just tastes better no matter what lol! I just had an image of your ass being lollllllll burnt lollll! that had to suck tho!

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 07:40 PM
Thank you jaguar! This place is better than what I thought it was going to be. Your able to be yourself more, than other sites allow you to be. First time on a dirty forum lol, but none the less, its nice!

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 08:17 PM
bluegirl had to roof standing up for a few days-
rarely wore a shirt 9 mos out of the year so had a year round tan, wasn't used to being sunburnt-
went camping and took up my horseshoes, set up a pit by the lake and some other campers came by and I invited them to play, then a car club showed up, I won 32 matches in a row, drinking all day long, hell, I was on my 2 or 3rd day. Wake up the next morning my nose was sunburnt, not on top under, just above my moustache- it was from the sun bouncing off all the beer can tops-

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 08:25 PM
it was from the sun bouncing off all the beer can tops-

now that is a new one for me hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I thought I had the dreaded curse of sunburns, but yours just took the prize lol lol lol lol:bow

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 08:30 PM
hey, it's the only two I really got over twenty years, just a bit of a strange way to get them, didn't keep me from drinking (switched to bottles) or playing slap and tickle in the back yard, just under the tree. I'm very adaptable

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 08:49 PM
lol your crazy :) One more hour before I go. Yesssssssss I am so ready to go home today. ;) Hubby is waiting, oh yeah

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 09:03 PM
I been told since young I was crazy, but figure it's just a state of mind
BlueGirl, here is another beer
(walk it over and give it to her, then walk back)
just had to show I don't kiss all the dudettes or pat their butts-
Unless you....

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 09:20 PM
You can sit by me lol. I am not that bad to sit by lol. Well now I know why my throat fills scratchy, HELLOOOOOOooooooo lol Get your ass over here and have a seat. Thank you for the beer. Sure get me drinking before 5 lol.

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 09:45 PM
I hot foot it over and sit on BlueGirl's lap

BlueGirl
07-26-2007, 09:55 PM
Your squashiiiinnnngggg me heheheheheh *saying this while laughing and trying my hardest to push you off* Hey no fair, you can't wrap your hands around the bottom of the chair! hehehehhe *I reach up and start pulling your chest hair, wizard moves up off of me, and I get up to run to the door knowing that guys hate that* hehehehehehe*I laugh and as I am running I say to the bartender get him 4 more and its on me, pay ya tom.*


Talk to you later big mike, and don't have to much fun!!

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 10:03 PM
'What?' I holler at the closing door, 'I'm a damn barbarian, what else did you expect?'
I glance back at the bar. 'Um-m, four beers, nice dudette.' Tip my hat at the long gone BlueGirl.

freedom
07-26-2007, 10:23 PM
damn bunch of people..can't leave you all alone for nothing...just as long as you have fun...geez

wizardwriter
07-26-2007, 10:41 PM
Hey good looking,
Jager, figure your throat might be parched from last night

gypsy
07-27-2007, 02:02 PM
Good moring all " geting a red beer out just case Wizard is here

BlueGirl
07-27-2007, 02:15 PM
Good morning bartender lol oh shit that would be me. We need to get some pin ball machines in here so us loners have something to do. See even gypsy left, bet she would be here still if there was one. :( Well I will come back, maybe with a new machine lol.

gypsy
07-27-2007, 02:19 PM
Hey Bluegirl I can't stay but wanted at lease say "hello" and hope to see you agian

BlueGirl
07-27-2007, 02:25 PM
k well have fun with what ever your doing today. oh and HELLO. sorry lost my manners.

wizardwriter
07-27-2007, 03:15 PM
hey BlueGirl. got your running shoes on, in case I decide to chase you
see that little cutie left me a red beer

BlueGirl
07-27-2007, 03:48 PM
I saw that ;) How's your morning going? good here. got my sleeping pill last night (wink wink) and now I feel much better lol. So what's on your agenda today?

wizardwriter
07-27-2007, 04:06 PM
Who really knows, try to get some work done, but there's always some dudette I can pester, oh you're it

wizardwriter
07-27-2007, 04:07 PM
where's my manners (hand you a single red rose) to brighten your day BlueGirl-
and how is your day?

jaguar
07-27-2007, 04:24 PM
Hello all. Hope all is well.

BlueGirl
07-27-2007, 04:24 PM
now your making me blush :o. Thank you for the rose!! I am doing fine, but busy so far. Shoot it's taking me for ever to reply on these lol.

*hands WW a cold one and sits down and looks at him* Sooo what are YOU doing this weekend besides writing? Anything interesting????

g00ber
07-27-2007, 04:32 PM
hallo everybody:D

*gets a soco and looks round*

what are you all drinking, my treat:)

wizardwriter
07-27-2007, 04:39 PM
Hiya Jag, Goober, thank you kindly-
Everyone know the lovely BlueGirl, who is actually a tad red right now-
hell, I never know what the hell I'm doing, like it that way-

g00ber
07-27-2007, 04:40 PM
*hands cold bud to wizard*

I know how she feels my cheeks are still sore from DM's hands:D

jaguar
07-27-2007, 04:44 PM
I'll have a cognac thanks g00ber. Well wizard, you have a habit of doing that to the ladies lol

BlueGirl
07-27-2007, 04:44 PM
Hey goober. <---- love your name lol, how are you doing this fine morning?

BlueGirl
07-27-2007, 04:45 PM
Hello jag, nice to see ya again and how are you doing? Yeah WW is just that type to always make us ladies more modest than what we are! *winks a big one at WW*

jaguar
07-27-2007, 04:49 PM
blue girl I am feeling no pain this morning thanks for asking. And how is the g00ber today?

wizardwriter
07-27-2007, 04:54 PM
He's over being my bitch at the wake up thread, can't get enough, I'm telling you it's magic

g00ber
07-27-2007, 04:56 PM
Fine thanks for asking BG and jag
*hands cognac to jag*
and what is a fine lady like yourself drinking? and may I just say that your name is as fine as you are:p

jaguar
07-27-2007, 04:58 PM
Thanx g00ber. Is this site just populated with the smoothest talkers or what? lol

g00ber
07-27-2007, 04:59 PM
no we just know how to treat ladies :D

jaguar
07-27-2007, 05:03 PM
I hear ya mate. It's good to see that chivalry and gentlemanship haven't become a lost art friend

wizardwriter
07-27-2007, 05:06 PM
just in fer a quick beer, because I'm expecting another, beer I meant

g00ber
07-27-2007, 05:08 PM
*slides another bud to wizard*

drink up I found the remainder of your case under the bar

jaguar
07-27-2007, 05:09 PM
Hey g00ber, can I have another cognac? this glass is dry
Damnit, got to stop licking the glass lol

wizardwriter
07-27-2007, 05:11 PM
hell, might as well have another I can write drunk just have to correct it later

g00ber
07-27-2007, 05:13 PM
*pours jag his cognac and opens another bud for wizard*

enjoy your drinks I have to go:( have fun :)