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frozen_north
06-09-2007, 01:04 AM
Welcome welcome to the Bluestories bohemian Bar and Grill. This is a good place to check in for the day or just sit back and join in conversation with your friends. The bar and kitchen are fully stocked and more or less self serve. Enjoy:)

freedom
06-09-2007, 01:08 AM
Sweet idea...I like it!

What kind of beer have you got on tap?

frozen_north
06-09-2007, 03:02 AM
Just about anything you like dahling:)

freedom
06-09-2007, 03:08 AM
Awesome...Bud Light for the house...lol...my treat

ADavid
06-09-2007, 03:09 AM
HEY!!!!!!! what about me, dont i get something since i cant drink anymore in real life????

frozen_north
06-09-2007, 03:13 AM
The bartender leans over the bar and asks, "What'll it be mac?

freedom
06-09-2007, 03:43 AM
"Give the man whatever he wants...my treat!" I yell as I grab a seat at the bar.

frozen_north
06-09-2007, 03:47 AM
Hmmm. We need a jukebox in here; unless anybody here can play a good jazz piano.

freedom
06-09-2007, 04:01 AM
Maybe someone will donate one...lol

frozen_north
06-09-2007, 04:09 AM
Or I can start singing...

frozen_north
06-09-2007, 04:10 AM
BTW, how come you have more space in your title than I could get??

freedom
06-09-2007, 10:18 AM
That was something Jolly added to my title. PM him he can help ya out :)

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 09:03 PM
:) Thank you :)

I was thinking something along the lines of defloration engineer. :)

freedom
06-10-2007, 09:42 PM
lol...that cool...go for it

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 09:58 PM
The bar is open for business y'all.

freedom
06-10-2007, 10:51 PM
Awesome...I'll take a Jager Bomb...make it two.

I'm hungry so send me an order of potato skins with ranch dressing.

Put it on my tab....Jolly will take care of it.

:)

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 10:52 PM
2 jeagerbombs coming right up. Give me a moment for the skins.

freedom
06-10-2007, 10:55 PM
Got great service around here...guess I'll have to leave a good tip

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 10:57 PM
LOL, I thought giving a tip was MY department dahling :)

freedom
06-10-2007, 11:00 PM
well if you're giving the tips...do you need a waitress to help out around here ;)

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 11:01 PM
:) I think you missed the meaning there dahling, and sure, could always use a waitress. By the way, here's your skins.

freedom
06-10-2007, 11:06 PM
no I didn't miss your meaning at all...I figure if your giving the TIPS it could be a worth while place to work...sounds like the benefits are worth it.

And thanks i'm starving!

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 11:08 PM
*Huge grin*
You're hired!

freedom
06-10-2007, 11:10 PM
awesome...so i get to work totally for tips right?

Is there a uniform? ;)

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 11:19 PM
White lace neglige. How innocent and virginal can you look?

freedom
06-10-2007, 11:31 PM
oh I can play the innocent card real well...it's just these d size tits get me in trouble...lol

frozen_north
06-10-2007, 11:42 PM
Nah, I've seen well proportioned virgins before. :)

freedom
06-10-2007, 11:56 PM
well then...toss me the uniform and point me to the changing room...I'm all game

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 12:00 AM
:) welcome to the crew, now we just need customers. :)

O.k. all you lurkers out there, come on in and post. Join in the fun.

freedom
06-11-2007, 12:13 AM
I can't get my tips if no one is here...lol

I give great service...personal service even

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 12:17 AM
Dahlin, I'll happily tip you all day long. :)

freedom
06-11-2007, 12:26 AM
this maybe the best paying job I've had then...lol

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 07:57 PM
I'll have Adam and Eve on a raft, sink 'em; and a cup of joe.

Howdy all.

freedom
06-11-2007, 08:28 PM
Hey Frozen...I'll have that right up for ya.

(If I can figure out what it is...lol)

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 08:34 PM
Bacon and egg on toast, under gravy. :)

freedom
06-11-2007, 08:35 PM
lol...that I understood.

Coming up sweety! Oh...how's the uniform look boss?

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 08:37 PM
:) :) :) :) :) :) Come here dahling, lemme give you a tip. :) :) :) :) :)

freedom
06-11-2007, 08:41 PM
Yes, sir. The more tips the better ;)

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 08:55 PM
:) back in a few dahling. Gotta go have a smoke. :)

freedom
06-11-2007, 09:00 PM
I've got to step out too...but I'll be back for more tips

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 09:29 PM
anytime gorgeous. :)

freedom
06-11-2007, 09:34 PM
ok breaks over...I'm back...lol

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 09:36 PM
WE have 3 customers lurking in the lounge, why don't you see if you can bring them in.

freedom
06-11-2007, 09:42 PM
I'd be glad to.

FREE STRIP TEASE FOR THE FIRST 5 CUSTOMERS!!!!

Maybe that will get their attention?

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 09:47 PM
Free Beer And Live Nude Dancing!!!!

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 09:48 PM
How Did You Get Your Post To Stay All Caps??

freedom
06-11-2007, 09:52 PM
I just held down the shift button...lol...just talented I guess...lol

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:01 PM
I do that too and it reformats my post to eliminate "yelling"

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:02 PM
Yelling

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:02 PM
see!

freedom
06-11-2007, 10:11 PM
that's weird...maybe you should check the settings in your user CP

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:13 PM
????

freedom
06-11-2007, 10:18 PM
user control panel...there should be a setting somewhere for your posting options...i think it actually says editor settings

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:20 PM
O.k. I'll look. Thank you

freedom
06-11-2007, 10:26 PM
No problem...anytime!

DM...I know you're here...come out come out where ever you are!

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:28 PM
Sigh...
Sadly I have to return to work. Hi DM, we see you lurking out there. Come on in and have a drink, on the house (or on freedom, I'm sure she'll enjoy it) :)

I'll try to return later.

freedom
06-11-2007, 10:36 PM
Bye boss.

Hurry up DM...I'm lonely...lol

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:51 PM
I'm back!
Figured today was a good day to play hookie. :)

freedom
06-11-2007, 10:54 PM
Yippeeee!!!!

Party!!! Party!!!

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 10:59 PM
:)

DM is currently over on SSP.

freedom
06-11-2007, 11:17 PM
I say when she gets here you should spank her for being late!!!

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 11:19 PM
She'd enjoy that, wouldn't she? :D
Wanna help? :D

freedom
06-11-2007, 11:29 PM
I'll hold her while you do the spanking...lol

frozen_north
06-11-2007, 11:43 PM
Now we just have to get her here.

freedom
06-11-2007, 11:46 PM
She's made reservations. The trick will be keeping her here. Got any shackles or handcuff? If not I can run get my stuff from home ;)

davesmistress
06-11-2007, 11:55 PM
HAhahahaha What the Hell is going on around Here?....I am in need of A cold Diet coke and a Big Fat Hamburger...

Nice uniform Freedom.....Bet you get alot of tips in that....;)

freedom
06-11-2007, 11:57 PM
The boss gives great tips...all I want.

I'll have that order right up and Frozen has a special table just for you. Right this way ;)

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 12:01 AM
Well thank you very much...My feet are tired from working all day.

freedom
06-12-2007, 12:06 AM
No problem...Frozen will be right with you :)

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 12:07 AM
Howdy dahling, welcome to the bar.

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 12:10 AM
Howdy and thanks...

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 12:14 AM
Your burger and drink will be right up as soon as that waitress gets back. Where is that girl? You have my permission to spank her when you see her.

freedom
06-12-2007, 12:14 AM
Foods up...Frozen...didn't you have something for DM?

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 12:19 AM
Oh Yes...
*walks up to DM with hands behind back. Suddenly grabs her wrists and slaps them in handcuffs, drags her over the table and ties cuffs to bottom of table-leg.*

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 12:30 AM
Gasping for Breath I turn Snow White and Slump lifeless against the table.

freedom
06-12-2007, 12:31 AM
guess we better let her go boss...I think the shock was too much for her...lol

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 12:31 AM
Hey Freedom, didn't you have something for the nice lady here? :)

freedom
06-12-2007, 12:32 AM
Yeah but I think she's a goner...lol...let her loose and I'll wake her up...lol

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 12:37 AM
Nah, she's just playing possum.
Go get the whips and paddles.

*walks around behind and rubs DM's bottom*
*SLAP!!*

freedom
06-12-2007, 12:57 AM
Uhm...boss...she didn't move...I think she's serious...maybe we should untie her.

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 12:58 AM
sigh

*unties and uncuffs DM, gently lowering her back into her seat.*

You O.K.?

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 01:02 AM
Phewwww Ummm Huh?.....Yes I think I am....Boy I thought I was a goner there for a minute.

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:04 AM
Hmmm, never seen anyone pass out from fright that fast before. :)

freedom
06-12-2007, 01:06 AM
DM doesn't half ass anything...lol...she woke up too fast. I had a glass of water ready for her too...lol

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:08 AM
Burger m'lady?

And an ass...I mean glass of diet coke? :)

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 01:10 AM
Yes please...and perhaps you will regale us with a song?....I do not see a Jukebox...

freedom
06-12-2007, 01:13 AM
I agree...sing for us boss!!

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:13 AM
:) trust me m'lady, you really don't want me to start singing. :)

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 01:15 AM
hahaha Ohhh no...that bad huh?....then maybe we can get a jukebox for this joint with some Oldies in it....Ohhh and I like my Meat Well Done....:)

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:16 AM
Please don't do that while I'm drinking. Now I have to clean off the monitor. :)

freedom
06-12-2007, 01:20 AM
Hey Dm...do you think we should add hotdogs to the menu?

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 01:21 AM
Ohhhh Yes....thick and juicy ones that Plump when you suck em...I mean cook em...hee hee hee

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:24 AM
and they call ME a letch... :D

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 01:25 AM
Hahahah Im not either...no need for the buns freedom...just the Meat please...hehehehehe

freedom
06-12-2007, 01:28 AM
Oh yeah...bun length with no bun and lots of white creamy mayonnaise...lol

davesmistress
06-12-2007, 01:31 AM
hee hee exactly.....Yummmyyyyy

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:32 AM
lemme go to the store for you ladies. One large batch of hotdogs coming right up.

freedom
06-12-2007, 01:35 AM
Yippeee! Hot Dogs!!! Yummy!!!

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:37 AM
You like ketchup or mustard?

freedom
06-12-2007, 01:43 AM
mayo!!!!

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 01:45 AM
I see. We already have a mayo dispensor. Pump activated as well. It's a bit troublesome, you may have to pump it for some time before you get the product. :)

freedom
06-12-2007, 01:51 AM
I'm willing to work for what I want. I love a challenge.

frozen_north
06-12-2007, 07:58 PM
Oh do you now!?

freedom
06-13-2007, 12:28 AM
Best thing that I bring to a job...I LOVE A CHALLENGE...lol

Bring it baby! lol

frozen_north
06-13-2007, 12:38 AM
consider it brought:)

freedom
06-13-2007, 12:47 AM
awesome...I'm ready.

Now...where's my hotdog? I'm hungry to wrap my mouth around something thick and meaty.

freedom
06-15-2007, 10:22 PM
Now boss...you said beer...where's it at...I'm thirsty!

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 10:30 PM
It's in the fridge dahling:) Help yourself; consider it one of the perks of the job. Speaking of perks...

freedom
06-15-2007, 10:34 PM
Beer and tips...I love this job. You going to be my first tip of the day boss?

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 10:35 PM
*drops pants*

*BOIIIIIING!*

Absolutely!!!!

freedom
06-15-2007, 10:41 PM
*slides off uniform and hops up on a bar stool with legs spread*

Ready when you are boss!

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 10:50 PM
Here I come girl, I hope you like whips and chains...

*closes door*

freedom
06-15-2007, 10:51 PM
I love whips and chains...but the question is...can you tame me? ;)

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 10:54 PM
...I don't know; I've never actually used them. But I'm a quick study:)

freedom
06-15-2007, 11:01 PM
*bends over a chair and shakes ass*

Why don't you start with this?

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 11:12 PM
Oh I'm gonna enjoy this...

*smack*

Oh god, what an ass...

freedom
06-15-2007, 11:14 PM
*shivers*

harder

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 11:21 PM
*smack!!*

Like that? :)

freedom
06-15-2007, 11:24 PM
very much...what else you got boss man?

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 11:43 PM
*smack*

Like that??

freedom
06-15-2007, 11:45 PM
OUCH! Now we're talking!

*turns and sits on chair*

I think these need attention too.

*rubs d cup breasts and smiles*

frozen_north
06-15-2007, 11:55 PM
Hmmm...
Now where did I put those nipple clamps...?

freedom
06-15-2007, 11:59 PM
*bounces with excitement*

Oh boy toys...I love toys!

frozen_north
06-16-2007, 12:04 AM
*clamp*clamp*

How's that m'dear?

freedom
06-16-2007, 12:13 AM
Very nice...tighter the better

*runs a hand between legs*

I'm almost ready for the long hard tip you've got for me boss

frozen_north
06-16-2007, 12:17 AM
*pulls out 18" dildo*
You asked for it:)

freedom
06-16-2007, 12:25 AM
You expect for me to take that with no fight what so ever?

frozen_north
06-16-2007, 01:58 AM
clink*handcuffs*
"yes":)

freedom
06-16-2007, 02:47 AM
*smiles*

Now we're talking. But here's what I want to know - can you make me beg, can you make me scream?

frozen_north
06-16-2007, 02:56 AM
:) let me give it a try:)

freedom
06-16-2007, 02:59 AM
I'm handcuffed to the chair...not a lot I can to do stop you. Show me what you've got boss man.

frozen_north
06-16-2007, 03:05 AM
*ties chair to pillar, and ties knees to opposing pillars spreading them as wide as they will go.*

would you prefer lubricated or non?

freedom
06-16-2007, 03:07 AM
*smiles pleasantly surprised by the leg ties*

Non...I like it rough

frozen_north
06-16-2007, 03:12 AM
*smiles evilly as he approaches, reaches down and places the head of the 18" dildo between her nether lips*

Open wide, say ahhh! :)

*SHOVE*

freedom
06-16-2007, 03:15 AM
*head goes back with eyes closed as a moan escapes her lips*

Hurts so good boss.

frozen_north
06-16-2007, 03:19 AM
I always give the biggest tips:)

*leaves toy in place while I get sex machine from back room. Slides sex machine under chair and hooks it up to toy.*

Let's see just what your capacity for orgasms is. This toy is self lubricating. I'll see you tomorrow morning.:)

*Turns machine on*

good night Dahling:)

*turns out light as I close door behind me*

freedom
06-16-2007, 03:26 AM
Boss? Boss? BOSSS!!!

Oh no I could be...*body racked by orgasm*...in trouble.

*hours pass and her body is covered in sweat*

*moans*

*as dawn breaks through the window she passes out from exhaustion as her body continues to orgasm*

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 09:20 PM
And how are you doing this fine morning dahling? :)

freedom
06-17-2007, 09:26 PM
*looks up at plainly exhausted*

Tired...but in a good way

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 09:28 PM
*Unties freedom (lol) and turns off machine*
I think it's time you had a little rest. Wow, 2 days fucked non stop.:)

freedom
06-17-2007, 09:32 PM
Don't think I can walk and I'm starved. Does this mean I get the night off and just get to sit back and rest?

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 09:54 PM
No; get to work slave...:)
Yeah, sure, take a paid night off.

freedom
06-17-2007, 09:58 PM
Awesome...my legs are tired...carry me? ;)

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 10:03 PM
Where to dahling?

freedom
06-17-2007, 10:34 PM
The bar...I'm thirsty and hungry...do you think anyone will mind that I'm naked...lol

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 10:35 PM
In here?! Nope:D

freedom
06-17-2007, 11:22 PM
Good...get me to bar so I can have a beer and a double cheeseburger with onion rings...sounds so yummy!

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 11:25 PM
You want to sit or stand?

freedom
06-17-2007, 11:36 PM
Sit please...legs can't handle standing. Never been fucked non-stop for 2 days before.

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 11:40 PM
:) You sure you can handle sitting??? One would imagine that you wouldn't want to sit down again for a looong time:)

I'll get you a burger and a beer.

freedom
06-17-2007, 11:50 PM
I'd rather be a little uncomfy then fall down...but if you have a cushion that would be great. :)

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 11:53 PM
:) cusion cumming right up:)

freedom
06-17-2007, 11:55 PM
You're awesome

frozen_north
06-17-2007, 11:58 PM
Thank you.:)

sigh...

freedom
06-18-2007, 12:04 AM
Just telling the truth...great boss too...pays great...lol

frozen_north
06-18-2007, 12:07 AM
Have you seen the avatar for RayCharles. I love that picture. Wonder where I could find a full size copy of it?

freedom
06-18-2007, 12:10 AM
I would have to look again. PM him and ask him where he got it.

frozen_north
06-18-2007, 12:13 AM
:) Already did.

Orders up dahling.

freedom
06-18-2007, 12:15 AM
Great I'm starving!

*digs in*

This is delicious. Complements to the chef :)

frozen_north
06-18-2007, 12:19 AM
Thank you.

Sadly dahling, I gotta go. My wife just called and is on her way to pick me up.
See you tomorrow. :)

freedom
06-18-2007, 12:35 AM
Have a good night.

frozen_north
06-18-2007, 08:21 PM
gooooooooooooood mornING VI
ETNAM!!!!!!!!!

freedom
06-18-2007, 10:39 PM
Hey frozen!

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 12:02 AM
Hi freedom. How are you today?

freedom
06-19-2007, 01:11 AM
Good...been washing clothes all day

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 01:20 AM
who gave you permission to do laundry??? :)

freedom
06-19-2007, 01:21 AM
sorry boss...my uniform was dirty...I'll ask next time. I promise.

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 01:24 AM
The uniform of the day is birthday natural. :)

freedom
06-19-2007, 01:26 AM
I can handle that. Does it look ok? i washed it today too.

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 01:29 AM
looks lovely dahling. Why don't you take some pictures of your uniform and we'll put them in the employees manual:)

freedom
06-19-2007, 01:33 AM
hummmm...I'll think about it. I'm camera shy...lol

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 01:42 AM
come on:) Just for me:D

freedom
06-19-2007, 01:43 AM
oh I've heard that before...lol

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 04:01 AM
that one and others...
hmmm...let me see if I can remember them...

You can't get pregnant the first time.
I'll only stick it in a little way.
I'll pull it right back out.
This won't hurt a bit.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

freedom
06-19-2007, 01:35 PM
lol...yeah...heard those too

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 08:30 PM
Howdy everybody:) first round of beer today is on the house.
Who's thirsty?

freedom
06-19-2007, 08:34 PM
ME!!!! How are you doing today Frozen?

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 08:47 PM
Pretty good, I guess.
*pours beer from tap*
here you dahling. And how are you?

freedom
06-19-2007, 08:48 PM
I'm ok...wishing for rain but nothing yet...lol.

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 08:52 PM
You can have all the rain you want, I'm about bloody sick of it.

freedom
06-19-2007, 08:55 PM
we need it badly here...we're 15 inches below normal

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 08:58 PM
:) I got your 15 inches right here dahlin.:)

freedom
06-19-2007, 09:00 PM
Well don't be selfish...share :)

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 09:04 PM
come and get it.

freedom
06-19-2007, 09:10 PM
goodie!!! Ready or not...here I come!

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 09:12 PM
Oh baby baby, melt my bubblegum:)

freedom
06-19-2007, 09:20 PM
Is this a fully loaded hot dog with the works?

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 09:24 PM
more or less; you have to supply the bun:)

freedom
06-19-2007, 09:28 PM
I can do that ;)

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 09:29 PM
:D one extra bun length weiner cuming right up:)

freedom
06-19-2007, 09:33 PM
Lots of mayo please :):):)

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 09:36 PM
OH absolutly:D

freedom
06-19-2007, 09:38 PM
I love the service around here.

frozen_north
06-19-2007, 09:45 PM
Why thank you.

freedom
06-19-2007, 09:46 PM
just telling the truth :)

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 12:33 AM
I like what you did with your sig line. Just what the doctor ordered.

freedom
06-20-2007, 01:13 AM
I thought so...DM helped...lol

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 01:21 AM
Now all this place needs is some customers..

freedom
06-20-2007, 01:24 AM
Ain't that the truth.

BENT???? ADAVID???? DM???? JOLLY?????????????? ANYONE?????????

I'll buy the next round of beer and give free body shots to the first 10 customers!!!

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 01:26 AM
Body shots??? wtf?

freedom
06-20-2007, 01:29 AM
Please don't tell me you don't know that is...lol

It's getting a shot of liquor from some part of a woman...like between the breast or something like that.

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 01:33 AM
sorry, I've never really had a chance to get into the bar scene, and we don't have a lot of wild parties up here (not that I ever got invited to at any rate).

freedom
06-20-2007, 01:38 AM
well now you know...lol...I'm full of useless info.

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 01:39 AM
:) it sounds like fun though. Wish I could try it with you. :)

freedom
06-20-2007, 01:48 AM
nah...you wouldn't want to do that with my body

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 01:50 AM
Why not?!?!?! YOu have a very NICE body (judging from the pictures I've seen [and believe me, I'd love to see more]).

freedom
06-20-2007, 01:55 AM
have you looked at my myspace page? The link is in my profile...lol

I don't like my body but I'm flattered you think it's nice :)

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 01:59 AM
no I haven't. I'll do that now.

freedom
06-20-2007, 02:01 AM
k...there's only 61 pictures in the my photo section...lol...no nudes though...sorry...lol

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 02:01 AM
Awww... No nudie pictures:)

freedom
06-20-2007, 02:01 AM
not allowed even if I had any sorries...lol

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 02:11 AM
Comes in and sits.

"give me a 5th element with a double shot of clear."

freedom
06-20-2007, 02:14 AM
Nice to see ya Akuma...I'll be right back with your order...sweety.

Good to see ya again...you qualify for that body shot too.

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 02:18 AM
I will take you up on that later. Summer break just started and i am raw in many many places...

freedom
06-20-2007, 02:19 AM
Poor baby...if you tip me good I'll kiss it and make it better ;)

Here's your drinks sweety.

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 02:24 AM
*downs the element in one drink*

Another please. summer the season of love and pain...

freedom
06-20-2007, 02:26 AM
Cumin right up...grills open if you're hungry.

Frozen hasn't got a jukebox yet so sorry there's no music.

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 02:34 AM
Uhm why not just have people sing. get them drunk and make them do it.

freedom
06-20-2007, 02:39 AM
So far the only people who have been in are me and frozen and you don't want to hear me for sure.

Here's your drink btw.

kalahoku
06-20-2007, 02:40 AM
*picks up a guitar* Alright, who knows some good drinking songs?!

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 02:42 AM
...no no no we need some rock and metal.

freedom
06-20-2007, 02:48 AM
I'll take anything at this point. Kalahoku...sing away. But I do like rock, metal and much to Akuma horror...country...lol

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 02:51 AM
*ears bleed at the mention of country* Music of the devil himself that is.

freedom
06-20-2007, 03:01 AM
Awww...it's not that bad...lol

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 03:02 AM
*makes cross with fingers* EVIL!

freedom
06-20-2007, 03:03 AM
ok....ok...no country. I'll have Frozen put up a sign ok?

I better get a damn good tip for this.

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 03:09 AM
I will give you more then a tip. how about the whole damn shaft?

freedom
06-20-2007, 03:43 AM
Don't tease me. Frozen is gone for the night and I have the keys to the office.

kalahoku
06-20-2007, 03:48 AM
*Hides under a desk in the office* Okay then, I'll be in the john if anyone needs me...*whistles*

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 03:52 AM
Well kalahoku left so climb on the table and i can tip you right here.

freedom
06-20-2007, 03:55 AM
all right but all the toys are in the office.

*climbs up on table*

Tip away baby.

kalahoku
06-20-2007, 03:55 AM
*cheers* Yeah! Do it. Do it!

Akuma-san
06-20-2007, 03:59 AM
*pulls cucumber out of jacket*

here you go.

freedom
06-20-2007, 04:09 AM
That's mean. you're a tease!

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 08:31 PM
Howdy everybody, the bartender is in the house, so help yourself to the self-serve bar:)

Kristin
06-20-2007, 08:44 PM
Kristin stops in the door to the bar and have a look around.
- Hi! I'm the new one! Nice to meet you all!

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 08:45 PM
Howdy stranger:) What'll ya have?

Kristin
06-20-2007, 08:47 PM
Looks at Frozen with flirting eyes.
- Hmm.. wouldn't you like to know! Haha! I'll setle for whitewine for now, sweetie!

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 08:52 PM
White wine coming right up.

*pours glass of the houses finest*

Here ya go m'lady.

Allow me to take a moment and explain a couple of customs around here.
1) The shots are .25$ but if you return the glass they are free:)
2) The fireplace over yonder is for making toasts, step to the line (a dart throw from fireplace) make your toast, smash glass in fireplace. (this is the reason for the glass return statement).
3) Puns are not only allowed, they are encouraged.
4) Don't forget to "tip" the waitress. (especially you guys.) :D

freedom
06-20-2007, 09:01 PM
you forgot to tell them to "tip" the waitress!! Geez...I feel the love!

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 09:02 PM
No I didn't :P :D

I gotta bail for a few. I'll try to be back in a bit.

freedom
06-20-2007, 09:05 PM
I'll man the bar while you're gone :)

freedom
06-20-2007, 09:32 PM
shit...now I have to run. I need someone to watch things while I'm gone.

DM!!!!! HELP!!!!

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 10:12 PM
Frozen North, virgin slayer, to the rescue!!!

freedom
06-20-2007, 10:31 PM
looks like you got back just in time...I can't stay long but I'm here for a few.

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 10:33 PM
You got to work?

freedom
06-20-2007, 10:38 PM
nah...got to party...lol...the girl that got me the job is taking me out to celebrate...:) I don't start till the 9th

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 10:42 PM
Then party hardy dahlin. It is a moral imperative:D

frozen_north
06-20-2007, 10:44 PM
*Pours self a shot of tequila and steps to toasting line*
*raises glass*
To freedom and her new job, may she be a solid ten in Tenn.
*drinks shot and smashes glass in fireplace*

freedom
06-20-2007, 10:47 PM
awww...thanks sweety...that's mighty nice of ya. Sure ya ain't southern deep down?