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freedom
06-23-2007, 01:33 AM
lol...still got my damn email...or if it's a link you can just pm me the damn thing...lol

frozen_north
06-23-2007, 01:37 AM
I PMed the dam thing to you. Please help. Please please please:)

freedom
06-23-2007, 01:50 AM
i just sent you the damn thing...lol

frozen_north
06-23-2007, 01:55 AM
the dam things still too large:(
sadly I gotta bail for the night. See you tomorrow dahlin:)

freedom
06-23-2007, 02:08 AM
night...sorry I couldn't help

freedom
06-24-2007, 01:52 AM
damn it I forgot my damn in the last damn post

davesmistress
06-24-2007, 02:19 AM
Well damn damn damn

Ok that works for me

freedom
06-24-2007, 02:20 AM
about damn time someone else posted...lol

davesmistress
06-24-2007, 02:23 AM
Well I was in the damn shower....had to wash the damn Uck off of me...hahaha

freedom
06-24-2007, 02:31 AM
my new job has no uck...lol...i'll be uck free damn it

frozen_north
06-24-2007, 09:20 PM
LOL, my fob has LOT'S of damnable UCK!!

freedom
06-24-2007, 11:24 PM
i can't get very ucky answering phones damn it...lol

frozen_north
06-24-2007, 11:28 PM
yes, but I plumb in houses. ucky damit.

freedom
06-24-2007, 11:34 PM
I like to get ucky damn it

frozen_north
06-24-2007, 11:38 PM
You could come and crawl around under the dam houses with me.

freedom
06-24-2007, 11:44 PM
as long as there aren't any damn spiders

frozen_north
06-25-2007, 12:07 AM
yes there are, not many though. Most spiders don't like the dam weather here.

freedom
06-25-2007, 12:20 AM
thank god...i hate damn spiders

frozen_north
06-25-2007, 12:21 AM
So, do I. Makes me dam glad I don't live in Hawaii anymore.

frozen_north
06-25-2007, 08:52 PM
how is every dam body?? :)

freedom
06-25-2007, 08:55 PM
damn irritated...ex's are a pain

frozen_north
06-25-2007, 08:57 PM
*blink blink blink* wtf damit?

freedom
06-25-2007, 09:09 PM
ex husband's are a pain in the ass damn it

wizardwriter
06-25-2007, 09:29 PM
Ask my wife freedom, husband's ain't no damn better-
Seeing this is my second favorite word, it's too damn fucking easy, and it's too fucking damn hard-
Dammit it to hell, and all the damn way back-
Fuck me til I can feel it in my damn toes

freedom
06-25-2007, 09:32 PM
glad you jumped in this damn thing...yeah when he was a husband he was a damn ass then too.

Gives you damn men a damn bad name

Deputy Duffy
06-25-2007, 09:55 PM
I can give men a bad name quite damn nicely, thank you!

wizardwriter
06-25-2007, 10:00 PM
Like I need damn help-
Course, you ladies can be damn frustrating at times too, but not enough to make me a damn switch hitter-
I'll put up with the damn grief, as long as I know there's damn pussy at the beginning, middle, or the damn end- (besides, I deserve most of it)
Wizard

freedom
06-25-2007, 10:03 PM
oh my ex makes me so damn mad that its a wonder that I haven't switched teams....lol

Deputy Duffy
06-25-2007, 10:17 PM
Don't do it damn it...were losing more and more everyday...seems like everyone's going lezbo.

freedom
06-25-2007, 10:21 PM
ain't that the damn truth...seems like all the females I talk to are full lez or bi. I've been accused of the damn shit myself but I like my boys...lol

Deputy Duffy
06-25-2007, 10:31 PM
But in truth, If I was a woman damn it, I'd be a lezbo...a lipstick lezbo.

wizardwriter
06-25-2007, 10:36 PM
Hey, I don't blame them, if I were a damn dudette think I'd rather fancy pussy (course you get more material things from a damn dick, just gotta put up with their shit).
Oops, looks like I'd be a damn whore-

Wizard

also forgot my damns (fast edit)

freedom
06-25-2007, 10:39 PM
lol...you're a damn nut

wizardwriter
06-25-2007, 11:25 PM
Have we damn met, you know me so damn well

frozen_north
06-25-2007, 11:40 PM
Yes, I am a dam lesbian trapped in a mans body:D

freedom
06-26-2007, 12:35 AM
that's an old damn saying Frozen...lol...and wizard you never know I might be your next door neighboor....MMUUUUAAAHHHHHHHH

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 12:39 AM
Good, quit parking your damn car in front of my damn house, or if you're across the damn street, your damn dog shits in my damn yard again, I'm gonna start shitting in yours

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 12:40 AM
Yes dahlin, the saying is dam old, but so am I :D

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 12:42 AM
Oh, forgot, if you're the other one across the damn street, quit calling the damn cops on me, I don't like damn drapes, or damn clothes

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 12:52 AM
Wizard, are you being a dirty old man again, damit?

freedom
06-26-2007, 12:55 AM
if I was that damn neighbor I probably wouldn't call the cops on you...I might take pictures though...lol

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 01:02 AM
I can hang with that, damn pun intended!!

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 01:10 AM
Hell, ain't again frozen, it's still, dammit!

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 01:16 AM
dam, tell me about it:)

freedom
06-26-2007, 01:16 AM
lol...damn I'm surrounded by nuts

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 01:30 AM
and none opf them nuttier than me damit.

freedom
06-26-2007, 01:36 AM
lol...i think it would be a damn tie

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 01:42 AM
dam, I hate when I get my nuts in a tie.

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 01:45 AM
I'm betting between the two of us we could drive a damn shrink over the damn edge

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 01:48 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D I could do that just by walking in the dam door. :D :D :D :D :D

freedom
06-26-2007, 01:51 AM
I hope neither of you never go to damn therapy...lol...they'd need it when you were done

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 02:33 AM
On the other site I made mention I had to go to once (damn judge kinda asked me nice, okay it wern't so damn nice). Any-damn-way, had to take them damn silly-ass tests. He told me, 'You're driving me crazy, don't come back.' Said something about me not taking anything serious or some-damn-thing, I'm not sure I wasn't damn listening,

davesmistress
06-26-2007, 02:40 AM
hahahahha well damn nice to see ya posting over here also Wizard...

Hi yall

Have a great damn night

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 02:48 AM
I drive everyone damn crazy-
Got audited, they nailed me for $70,000 damn dollars- right off they asked me to rat out five others and they'd cut that number in half. I said, 'Shit you're just pulling damn numbers outta your ass, how about this one, not a damn dime?'
Damn bitch wasn't amused at my sharp wit.
Wanted my books, and i had three boxes of receipts, I tell her 'don't got no damn books.'
she says you got to have books
I say, "Ain't no damn law says I do."
She says no law but that's stupid.
I say, "Ain't no damn law against that either."
They couldn't prove shit, but fined me $5,000 for abusing a damn auditor
Wife says pay it, just leave it alone (cause I was damn guilty), but I said fuck them, appealed the damn thing and won, never paying a damn dime, now who's damn stupid
Wizard,
Oops, anyone know the damn statue of limitation on tax fraud?
Anyone really know who I am? Think I gotta make some damn changes, might be back later

freedom
06-26-2007, 02:52 AM
you are damn insane...lol

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 03:15 AM
Naw, was just kidding about that last damn post. Ha-ha.
No really, I know the damn statue of limitations, if you skirt the damn law as much as me, you damn well better know. ha-ha

So, all you uptight, repressed IRS auditors just calm down, cause it wasn't even IRS, mighta been damn Worker's Comp, yeah, that's it. Or maybe it was my liability carrier, yeah, that's the one. Hell, I wasn't even on my damn computer today, someone damn identity theft me!!

freedom
06-26-2007, 03:19 AM
damn hackers huh? lol

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 03:59 AM
Had me a damn truck that if I goosed the gas it would backfire, big time, and right on cue. Used to do it everytime I passed a damn cop. They never had a sense of humor, but I'm telling you it was damn funny-
Wife won't let me drive no more, says she's tired of bailing my ass out-
Passed a damn cop going to slow on a double line, pulls me over and asks me 'You didn't see me?'
I tell him, "Fuck you were going so damn slow how the fuck could I miss you?"
He had no sense of humor, none, not a damn bit! Go figure

davesmistress
06-26-2007, 04:06 AM
hahahahahaha that is to damn funny

freedom
06-26-2007, 04:19 AM
Cops never ever have a sense of humor...damn asses

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 04:46 AM
Wife says thats the only damn reason she lets me hang around, my sense of damn humor- (Now who's damn crazy?)
Long as you're not driving cops are fun to fuck with, they get riled so damn easy- they ask my name I usually tell them, 'Knoes, k-n-o-e-s, Dick.' They have to scribble it out, with me chuckling my damn ass off (well, the wife is glaring out me, so that takes some of the damn fun out of it, but not much).
They usually ask her my name, and she don't ever play the game, then when the other damn cop shows up I get dragged out back. They start telling me blah, blah, damn blah.
I say, "Fuck this damn shit, write me a damn ticket, try to kick my ass, or cut me loose, just don't fuckin' preach to me."
Twice they said, "they didn't want me in their damn jail." (which is the same thing I heard when I was in school, since 8th grade never made 3 days in a row, pricipal hands me my damn diploma and says, 'we don't want to take a chance you might be coming back.)
Got a ticket once, and another time the biggest damn cop I ever saw showed up, damn fuckin' Godzilla, (had to take the damn squad car off of him) 'he bruised me up a tad.' But, it was still all pretty damn funny.

freedom
06-26-2007, 04:51 AM
sounds like you are a damn handful wizard...lol

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 05:10 AM
Naw- I'm almost mellow now, and after I turned damn 40 they quit pulling me over just because I have long hair and wear a damn cowboy hat. Was 39 last time a damn cop pulled me over, it was 9:30 in the damn morning and I was pulled over because this dude was trying to keep the 'riff-raff out of town' (Damn, never even knew that was a damn law, but it cost me $75)

Now I gotta be cool because of my grandkids, I'm their Mikey, not some crazy bastard harrassing the piss out of damn cops- (besides, after 35 years it was starting to get damn boring, and they tend to shoot you now)

freedom
06-26-2007, 05:16 AM
Guess we all have to settle down at some damn point huh

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 06:26 AM
Reckon so, but you oughta do it kicking and screaming-
My son does the Dick Knoes trick- (guess who ain't too damn proud of that? I get a cold chill from the glare)
And my oldest granddaughter has heard the stories, her other grandfather is a damn city cop, needless to say that relationship didn't last too damn long, and she's a handful.

So, I'll be damn cool, and got my writing

freedom
06-26-2007, 06:33 AM
Writing is a damn good way to vent...lol

wizardwriter
06-26-2007, 07:34 PM
hell, it's the best

freedom
06-26-2007, 07:41 PM
you forgot your damn damn it

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 08:20 PM
dam daminy, dam daminy, dam dam daroo...

freedom
06-26-2007, 08:44 PM
about damn time you showed up

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 08:47 PM
??? I've been here for almost two dam hours. :P

freedom
06-26-2007, 09:03 PM
well I hadn't seen you...had my head stuck in the damn RP section...lol

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 09:03 PM
Well open your dam eyes girl:D :P

freedom
06-26-2007, 09:11 PM
I am I am...damn it

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 09:20 PM
dam, lunch is over.

freedom
06-26-2007, 09:24 PM
too damn bad

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 10:41 PM
dam, that was fast.

freedom
06-26-2007, 10:51 PM
what was damn fast?

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 11:08 PM
I came, I saw, I left.

dam:)

freedom
06-26-2007, 11:24 PM
lol...well damn that was fast then

frozen_north
06-26-2007, 11:25 PM
dam, the owner of this computer needs to use it for a minute. I'll be back in just a little bit.

freedom
06-26-2007, 11:28 PM
kk...damn it...hope he hurries

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:12 AM
Ok, damit, I managed to jump on another computer for a bit. If I disappear from time to time, it's just because I stepped out for a smoke.

freedom
06-27-2007, 12:15 AM
well ok damn it

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:18 AM
dam the bad luck.

freedom
06-27-2007, 12:19 AM
it'll be ok damn it

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:21 AM
It dam well better be.

freedom
06-27-2007, 12:24 AM
well I said it was damn it...lol

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:27 AM
You could be wrong damit:D!

freedom
06-27-2007, 12:29 AM
It is if I say it is damn it

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:30 AM
well...dam. :D

freedom
06-27-2007, 12:34 AM
you're married you should know the woman is always right damn it

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:37 AM
:D :D :D
Now I need to work on a dam character for RP.

freedom
06-27-2007, 12:39 AM
yes you do damn it...lol

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:46 AM
Just got your dam message. Haven't read it yet.

freedom
06-27-2007, 12:51 AM
well read it damn it

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 12:53 AM
just did. :D dam girl :D

freedom
06-27-2007, 01:04 AM
i'm bossy damn it...it's what they don't pay me for around here...lmao

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 01:06 AM
Lol, they dam well should.

freedom
06-27-2007, 01:10 AM
I AGREE!! DM!! Damn it did you hear that!!! LOL

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 01:12 AM
sigh, I don't think she's here damit.

freedom
06-27-2007, 01:27 AM
oh well damn it

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 01:29 AM
Dam, I gotta take off in a second.

freedom
06-27-2007, 01:38 AM
have fun then damn it

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 01:39 AM
I will. BTW, the dam boss is here:D

freedom
06-27-2007, 01:44 AM
i see that damn it...lol...she was checking our numbers

davesmistress
06-27-2007, 01:56 AM
Im here alot of the damn time....I just slip in and out

davesmistress
06-27-2007, 02:00 AM
I AGREE!! DM!! Damn it did you hear that!!! LOL


Well when The Main man gets paid...and I get paid...damn it then you will get paid...hahahahaha

freedom
06-27-2007, 02:04 AM
It's a damn deal...someone start paying the head man so the money can trickle down..lmao

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 06:59 PM
And I'm at the bottom of the dam totem pole...
sigh...

davesmistress
06-27-2007, 07:23 PM
hahahaha Ohhh you poor baby....damn

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 07:26 PM
HI boss. You having a dam good day?

freedom
06-27-2007, 07:31 PM
hey frozen...damn good to see ya :)

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 07:32 PM
:D dam good to see you too dahlin :D

freedom
06-27-2007, 07:37 PM
damn glad someone is happy to see me

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 07:45 PM
:D dam, I gotta go get lunch. Back in a few dam minutes.

freedom
06-27-2007, 07:54 PM
see you in a few then damn it...damn I'm hungry now

davesmistress
06-27-2007, 07:58 PM
I am fine and dandy Dammit...having a bit of Mac and cheese

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 08:00 PM
As long as you aren't having mayo on it damit.

freedom
06-27-2007, 08:02 PM
yuck who would eat damn mayo on mac and cheese???

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 08:06 PM
Hey, she eats mayo on corn-on-the-cob.
daaaam.

davesmistress
06-27-2007, 08:12 PM
Yes and it is DAMN good....

I use ketchup an my Mac and cheese and on my Damn Mashed potatoes...which I also mix my whole kernel corn into....hahahaha

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 08:20 PM
Daaaaaaaammmmmm girl. Please, not while I'm trying to eat...

freedom
06-27-2007, 08:24 PM
not corn and mashed taters....pinto beans...lol...damn good...ok...kitchen here i come...lol

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 08:27 PM
and for that you will be punished damit.

wizardwriter
06-27-2007, 08:28 PM
Damn, another mayo site I gotta damn avoid

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 08:37 PM
Ain't it a dam shame?

freedom
06-27-2007, 08:42 PM
what's wrong with damn mayo...besides on mac and cheese to which even I say yuck

davesmistress
06-27-2007, 08:43 PM
hahahahah Tooo bad...I like it dammit....I bet it would be yummy on Tube steak also

freedom
06-27-2007, 08:51 PM
mayo is yummy...love it...especially when you have to work for it damn it ;)

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 08:54 PM
this conversation is getting damned odd.

freedom
06-27-2007, 08:56 PM
but we are damned odd...that's why you love us

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 09:00 PM
dam straight:D

wizardwriter
06-27-2007, 09:01 PM
All four of my personalities are damn odd, which makes me damn-well even

frozen_north
06-27-2007, 09:01 PM
dam straight :D

freedom
06-27-2007, 09:06 PM
yes we know you are damn straight frozen...lol

frozen_north
06-28-2007, 12:38 AM
:) actually, I'm twisted and slightly bent...



dam, I forgot the dam:)

freedom
06-28-2007, 05:59 AM
I thought Badlybent was the only bent one damn it...you are going to confuse me...lol

frozen_north
06-28-2007, 08:24 PM
Thank you. That's my damned mission in life...to compound the catastrophe...

freedom
06-28-2007, 08:46 PM
congrats...you succeeded damn it...lol

frozen_north
06-28-2007, 09:07 PM
Thank you. It's nice to know that somebody appreciates my dam work.

freedom
06-28-2007, 09:09 PM
everything you do is appreciated...lol...damn it

frozen_north
06-28-2007, 09:12 PM
Thank you. Dam nice of you to say so.

freedom
06-28-2007, 09:13 PM
i try damn it....lol

frozen_north
06-28-2007, 09:17 PM
You try dam hard.

freedom
06-28-2007, 09:22 PM
I try hard at every damn thing I do ;)

Gotta run...I'll ttyl

frozen_north
06-28-2007, 09:25 PM
dam, missed her. Take it easy dahlin:)

freedom
07-03-2007, 02:09 AM
too damn quiet around here

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 03:10 AM
which is better than too much damn noise- it's easy to break the damn quiet, but unless you have a damn automatic...

freedom
07-03-2007, 03:17 AM
the noise of a damn automatic would be better then nothing

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 04:29 AM
Oh-oh, this is me being good- I'm too damn big of a target

freedom
07-03-2007, 04:39 AM
i'm a big damn target too...don't feel bad

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 05:07 AM
Hell, I don't feel damn bad, just don't want to start leakin'- they always go for me first-
I'm 6' and look like I'm wearing shoulder pads, and a damn jockey came up and told me it was time to fight (he's 4'2 maybe 80 lbs) we'd been drinking, listening to a band, and I said, "how about we just say we did, little dude, you win, I'll buy you a damn drink.'
He says 'nope I'm drunk, band's through, time to fight.'
I'm still sitting at the bar, he puts up his fists and takes a damn swing at me. With my left I grab him by the damn collar, extend my arm, and let the little dude flail away.
There I sit drinking a beer, when the missus comes up and asks, 'what are you doing?'
I smile. 'Fighting, mind getting me one too.'
She gets me a beer, I finish mine and pick the little dude straight up. 'we through?'
'Not by a damn long shot.'
Missus shrugged. 'Have fun.' I put him back down, and he flailed away a bit more, than got too damn tired.
I picked him back up. 'you through now?'
panting he nodded, 'yeah.'
'Well, you won, want a damn beer now.'
So, I got my ass beat by a damn jockey- I'm like a damn magnet

freedom
07-03-2007, 05:09 AM
that's damn funny

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 05:51 AM
Hell, I'm lucky to get in a damn bar-
years ago it's 3 in the damn afternoon (waiting to see original Back to the Future movie) decide to have a damn beer-
go down the street to a damn country bar (got the missus and sister-in-laws, none are over 21 or have ID.) I am and do, but he says, 'they can go in, but you can't.' He don't like my long hair and moustache hanging past my chin, said, 'I was a fuckin' hard case.'
He's a damn big bastard, and two more pricks pop up out of the damn woodwork. I was going to give it a shot, just cause I don't like damn country music, but in-laws ain't exactly impressed with me, and bailing their daughters out of damn jail weren't about to help the damn situation. So, I leave.
We go across the street to a damn rock n' roll bar (more to my liking, and my first damn choice) We get carded and the dude says, 'Ladies can go in, but you can't dude.' He doesn't like my damn Stetson, or fuckin' cowboy boots.

Worked out well, went to a damn liquor store bought a damn twelver- had six in the parking lot and took the others into the damn theater

freedom
07-03-2007, 05:59 AM
Good lord...glad none of the damn bars around here are like that...country and rock mix...or I wouldn't go.

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 06:35 AM
That was a long damn time ago, and it isn't so bad any more- Bars usually let me in for a while before giving me the damn boot- Nah that ain't true, but half of them ask if I'm going to be trouble tonight, like I'm going to give them a straight damn answer-

freedom
07-03-2007, 08:16 AM
lol...damn...you must be a blast to party with

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 08:37 AM
Had enough damn practice at partying I better be-
would hate to think my whole life was a damn waste-

freedom
07-03-2007, 08:39 AM
yeah that would be a damn shame

g00ber
07-03-2007, 08:43 AM
I've joined this thread to damned late to follow it.




Damn

freedom
07-03-2007, 08:50 AM
it changes from one damn moment to the next...so you can never join to damn late

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 09:04 AM
That's for damn sure, and better damn late than never

g00ber
07-03-2007, 11:08 AM
well hot damn it that makes me damn happy to know

davesmistress
07-03-2007, 11:35 AM
thats the beauty of a useless damn thread...there is no following it ...hahaha

you just jump right in Dammittt

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 04:37 PM
being as I'm damn useless, it's the best damn thread for me, along with the damn fuck thread naturally

niteowluk2003
07-03-2007, 04:46 PM
But this damn thread just does not go any damn where...It just keeps turning into damn blind alleys and double damn dead ends...

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 04:48 PM
Actually I'm not damn useless, I can always be used as a bad example (I'm, good at it)

*

davesmistress
07-03-2007, 05:18 PM
Hahaha well every site has to have 1 thread that does nothing and goes no damn place....this is ours.....;)

I love this damn thread....hehehehehehhee

niteowluk2003
07-03-2007, 05:20 PM
It's ok to have a damn thread that goes no where but Damn it can we have sign post how to get the damn out of here...

davesmistress
07-03-2007, 05:33 PM
hahahah Ok....EXIT THIS WAY ->->->->->->->

is that any damn help?

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 05:39 PM
watch it niteowl, you can't trust the damn signs around here, folks tend to turn them the wrong damn direction, and soon you're one of the damned lost

davesmistress
07-03-2007, 06:02 PM
hee hee hee.....Damn

niteowluk2003
07-03-2007, 06:07 PM
As a damn physcologist I always reverse the damn directions after being given the damn info so if i am damned by the direction its my own damn fault.

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 06:27 PM
Damn that's a mouthful, and too damn deep for me-(damn double entrendes, I'm straight dammit)
I'm just damned, and damn loving it

freedom
07-03-2007, 06:32 PM
you're all damn crazy...just like me and I damn love it :)

wizardwriter
07-03-2007, 07:10 PM
But if you're damn crazy freedom, how can we really trust a damn thing you say-
Hm-m, I think we got us a damn paradox here, or maybe just a damn pair-a-dix

freedom
07-03-2007, 10:51 PM
Or both damn it...I never once claimed to be sane hehehehe :)

frozen_north
07-03-2007, 10:54 PM
Freedom, sane?? Dam well better not be!

freedom
07-03-2007, 11:01 PM
I'm not I swear damn it I'm being falsely accused!!!!

frozen_north
07-03-2007, 11:14 PM
sane...jeesh. Somebody must have been dam crazy to think that.

freedom
07-03-2007, 11:29 PM
I'll second that damn it

frozen_north
07-03-2007, 11:30 PM
dam straight.

freedom
07-03-2007, 11:40 PM
yes I'm straight to damn it...geez

frozen_north
07-03-2007, 11:47 PM
Yeah, as straight as the damned fibinachi sequence:D

freedom
07-03-2007, 11:52 PM
a what damn it? I don't do big words damn it...lol :)

frozen_north
07-03-2007, 11:56 PM
fibinachi sequence. It's the mathamatics of a spiral: 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 etc.

dam, I actually remember that.

freedom
07-04-2007, 12:05 AM
ahh..ok...no I'm a lot straighter then that damn it

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 12:07 AM
:D you sure about that dahlin? I'm pretty dam crooked.

freedom
07-04-2007, 12:12 AM
you might be crooked but you're still straight...unless I find you in the damn bar with Goober..then I'll worry

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 12:20 AM
*cricket*cricket*

who, me?

freedom
07-04-2007, 12:32 AM
yes you damn it

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 12:36 AM
I am as straight as the proverbial arrow (and as innocent as the proverbial lamb...)

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 12:42 AM
sane's for the damn average, damn crazy's where it's fuckin' at

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 12:46 AM
Dam wizard, we don't see you around here very often. How ya doin?

freedom
07-04-2007, 12:56 AM
Hey wizard!

And frozen..the whole damn lamb thing is bullshit....lol

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 12:59 AM
Frozen's doin' a damn lamb

freedom
07-04-2007, 01:03 AM
hahaha...damn frozen..I knew you were freaky but damn!!!

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:03 AM
dam that was baaad...

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 01:09 AM
I miss all the good shit, just got up for a damn beer

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:11 AM
And you got mutton dammit:D

freedom
07-04-2007, 01:14 AM
roflmao...mutton...oh god...damn it that's funny

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:19 AM
:D Mutton honey!

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 01:24 AM
Damn, you wore that lamb out

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:30 AM
why do scottsmen wear kilts, damit?

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 01:32 AM
Dammit, know better, but I'll bite why?

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:33 AM
Because sheep can hear a dam zipper from a mile away. :D

freedom
07-04-2007, 01:38 AM
damn you're a smartass frozen...I love it...lol

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 01:39 AM
Good damn one, in a baaaad sorta way-
Got a buddy for his 30th I found this big stuffed sheep, being single he refused to take it home, 20 yrs and he still gets ragged on about his damn sheep- he'll get a kick outta that one-

freedom
07-04-2007, 01:43 AM
Should have got him a blow up sheep...then he could hide it till he needed it damn it

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:45 AM
LOL, for my 30th a friend got me a dam bug zapper. The card read "renew"... I almost killed him.

freedom
07-04-2007, 01:51 AM
damn that's funny

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:53 AM
If theres one dam thing I can't stand, it's friends with a sence of humor as old as mine:)

freedom
07-04-2007, 01:55 AM
lol....awww to damn bad

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 01:56 AM
:) Did YOU get the reference?!?! :)

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:00 AM
vaugly damn it...I'm not the smartest ya know

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 02:01 AM
vaguely??

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:03 AM
in other words I think I did but I'm not sure...so TELL ME DAMN IT

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 02:09 AM
Have you ever seen "Logan's Run"?

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:12 AM
a long time ago....way long damn it

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 02:14 AM
I am a member of that generation. :)

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:18 AM
I see...damn...old....lol...just kidding

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 02:18 AM
:) Yes I am. That's why I am a dirty OLD man!! :)

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:22 AM
you haven't put a damn in your last like 4 post damn it...that shows you're old too....lmao

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 02:31 AM
Actually I got the same dude a damn blow-up doll as well, bought it downtown, deluxe redhead (he had a bad run of luck with redheads, and they had him damn gunshy, but I knew this one would be cool), trouble was they only had the damn display, blown up and the damn thing had a slow release valve, so I threw her over my damn shoulder and headed for my truck-
So, she's riding shotgun, and I'm getting a few looks cause of damn traffic-
I'm getting thirsty cause I didn't take my new date in for a damn beer, but we just started the diamond lane here (2 or more drivers could use the fast lane) so I figure let damn 'dolly' pay her way
You guessed it, I get pulled over, think I made the damn news again- it was a damn expensive party- named the sheep and her 'Dolly' plus he had a 'pussy cake' so I had tons of pictures to blackmail him with

frozen- got the Logan's run bit, (from 'Renew')and it was kind of a damn bug zapper

frozen_north
07-04-2007, 02:31 AM
The first dam thing to go is the dam memory damit. Well that dam well takes care of three of the dam things...

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:32 AM
damn good way to make them up...lol

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 02:34 AM
And no I don't remember when there wasn't no damn talkies- I ain't that damn old

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:36 AM
lol....well it's damn good thing you ain't that old...lol

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 02:50 AM
Huh, speak up dammit, I can't hear ya- you seen my damn teeth?

freedom
07-04-2007, 02:54 AM
yeah I think I stepped on the damn things a minute ago

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 02:54 AM
Never mind, I was sitting on the damn things-
pisses me off I thought Freedom was stirring up my damn nether regions

freedom
07-04-2007, 05:24 AM
now would I do a damn thing like that

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 05:30 PM
Damn, it' the fourth, gotta set something on fire, if I could just remember where the damn matches are-
You know when you get damn older, a mind's a terrible thing...
Ah, what the damn hell was I looking for

davesmistress
07-04-2007, 10:21 PM
Hahaha thats why I have a surplus of lighters and one of those flame things for candles....Hate damn matches

wizardwriter
07-04-2007, 10:30 PM
Had one of those damn candle things, but don't know where the hell it went-
Been ages since I had damn paper matches, prefer wooden matches to fire up my damn flame-thrower

johanne
07-05-2007, 03:09 AM
Danm weather! can you believe my BBQ got messed up this year. Fucking sun where is it when you need it.

davesmistress
07-05-2007, 03:32 AM
Well we have plenty of Damn sun here...you are welcome to it....;)

wizardwriter
07-05-2007, 03:52 AM
Hey DM, they gotta take the damn heat too, don't be giving away the sunshine by its-damn-self-
Okay maybe a bucketful of good old California sunshine, but just to damn tease them- hahaha, it's ours all ours, dammit, ah,hahaha!!!

freedom
07-05-2007, 04:48 AM
They can have some of our damn heat...we'll trade it for rain

wizardwriter
07-05-2007, 05:17 AM
Don't know about that, I'm watching the Giants playing the Reds, and the damn sky just opened up and dumped- hell, couldn't be more than forty damn minutes and they got like four inches of water on the damn field-
Rain like that here might drown some damn folks- we ain't used to that shit-

Okay DM, bucket for bucket, but they gotta keep their damn humidity too

freedom
07-05-2007, 05:34 AM
We need rain in TN badly...damn bad

wizardwriter
07-05-2007, 06:40 AM
We do too out here, but I'm not sure that kind of damn rain helps-
had one damn dry winter, and you always gotta pay for it-
Got a little rain in June, but it got sucked up like a damn sponge

freedom
07-05-2007, 07:19 AM
we're 12 damn inches behind here...it sucks

g00ber
07-05-2007, 08:15 AM
no such problem in scotland. We literally have four seasons in one damn day. It was pishing down yesterday.

wizardwriter
07-05-2007, 08:17 AM
we're about 8 damn inches below average-
I'm not a conspiracy nut, but I think that damn W has something to do with, cause you notice damn Texas got plenty of damn water-

freedom
07-05-2007, 08:35 AM
you have a damn point

wizardwriter
07-05-2007, 04:06 PM
Hey Goober, lived in Crescent City 3 yrs California's damn equivalent of a fuckin' rain forest 60 inches a year (damn roofing ain't the best career choice up there) after 3 damn years had to get out, was growing damn scales-
in Sacramento we get 12 inches and near half of that falls just at night so it don't fuck up our damn day-

g00ber
07-05-2007, 05:42 PM
lol wet, try staying in a place where you get sun,rain,snow, wind then back to sun all in under an hour:)

wizardwriter
07-05-2007, 05:45 PM
Under those conditions I wouldn't care, cause I'd never leave the damn bar/pub