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niteowluk2003
06-21-2007, 09:30 PM
Blonde joke...


A blonde walks into a ******** and asks the
assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that
she has been buying the stuff from
this store on a regular basis and would like some
more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have
any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?"
asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get
it."
She returns with the container and hands it to
the pharmacist who looks at it and says
to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the

container......................................... ...............
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM

The Irish joke...

An Irish couple have just invented a new position for the Karma Sutra, After much debate they decided to call it a 96, that's like a 69 but back to back...


For all you mathematicians out there.

What is 69 plus 69.....







DINNER FOR FOUR....


And finally...

Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the booze, As they pass the bus garage, Paddy says "let's steal a bus to get home with!"

Mick agrees and dashes in to the garage while Paddy stand lookout.

After forty minutes no sign of Mick, so paddy shouts him "Where are you mick?"

"I can't find a number 7 bus" cam the reply.

"you idiot, why not take a number 9 then and we can walk from the roundabout"....

davesmistress
06-21-2007, 09:55 PM
hahahahah those are very funny...thanks niteowl...hahahaha

frozen_north
06-22-2007, 12:20 AM
Oh the humanity...

:D :D :D

isabeau6
06-24-2007, 12:05 PM
hmmm blonde jokes huh? grrrrrrr well a smart blonde can play that game..so here goes one..

a blonde was complaining to her boss that she lost in the breast stroke competition...

he asked "Why did you lose?"

she said, "They cheated.."

the boss...sighing inwardly replied..."And how did they do that?"

she replied back...














"They used their arms..." :D:o

freedom
06-24-2007, 04:34 PM
lol....that's cute...thanks :)

frozen_north
06-24-2007, 09:18 PM
I think I'm gonna like this girl:D

isabeau6
06-24-2007, 10:29 PM
I think I'm gonna like this girl:D

who me???? hehe..ok another blonde joke...at my expense..sighs..

a blonde and her boss are walking down the street.

the boss said..."Look at that dog with one eye."

the blonde covers her left eye and says..."Where?"





sighs....o how could i post a blonde joke...i'm a traitor to my blonde sisters...

yea i'm a blonde..b-l-o o never mind...cuz i'm a blonde yea yea yea hehehe

frozen_north
06-24-2007, 11:00 PM
Hey, I'm a blonde too.

Cuz I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D. :)

isabeau6
06-25-2007, 12:50 AM
Hey, I'm a blonde too.

Cuz I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D. :)

that's it....now you have it right...... don't you wish you were me? hehe..

J40
06-25-2007, 03:21 AM
LOL, loved those jokes!

frozen_north
06-25-2007, 08:23 PM
that's it....now you have it right...... don't you wish you were me? hehe..

Only in VR dahling :D