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Deputy Duffy
06-25-2007, 10:58 PM
To satisfy sexual urges

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel
tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.

He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the
men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's alright with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not
stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex
with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and
was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the
enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied,

"Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town to the whore house."


06-25-2007, 11:00 PM
lmao...that's hilarious

06-25-2007, 11:41 PM
OMFG!!! Excuse me while I clean the soda off my monitor...:D

07-15-2007, 05:36 AM
rofl, thats a damn shame

07-15-2007, 09:16 AM
Did you hear about the Irish man at the automated whorehouse.

He entered the building and paid his money at the reception desk and was handed three tokens. what are these for he asked, go along that corridor and you will see, he was told.

Along the corridor he came to three doors marked 'Tiny Tits', 'Medium Tits', 'Large Tits'. In each door was slot for the token so he decide definately large soft suckable tits, puts his token in the right door and passes through.

He comes upon three more doors, 'Blonde', 'Brunette', 'Redhead' so he picks the blonde door and pays his token and passes through.

He comes to three more doors 'Hard cunt', 'Medium cunt', 'Soft cunt' so after much thinking he decides on a soft lucious cunt, puts his token in the slot in the door and passes through to find himself out in the back yard...Hehehe

07-15-2007, 10:05 PM
Hahahahah thanks Guys those are tooo funny