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g00ber
07-05-2007, 08:49 AM
Irish Medical Dictionary
Artery.............................. The study of paintings.

Bacteria............................ Back door to cafeteria.


Barium.............................. What doctors do when patients die.


Benign...............................What you be, after you be eight.


Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome.


Catscan............................ Searching for Kitty.


Cauterize.......................... Made eye contact with her.


Colic................................ A sheep dog.


Coma............................... A punctuation mark.


Dilate............................... To live long.


Enema.............................. Not a friend.


Fester.............................. Quicker than someone else.


Fibula............................... A small lie.


Impotent........................... Distinguished, well known. Labour


Pain..................................Getting hurt at work. Medical


Staff.................................. A Doctor's cane.


Morbid............................... A higher offer.


Nitrates............................ Cheaper than day rates.



Node................................ I knew it.


Outpatient......................... A person who has fainted.


Pelvis............................... Second cousin to Elvis.


Post Operative................... A letter carrier.


Recovery Room................... Place to do upholstery.


Rectum............................. Nearly killed him.


Secretion.......................... Hiding something.


Seizure............................. Roman emperor.


Tablet.............................. A small table. Terminal


Illness.............................. Getting sick at the airport.


Tumour.............................One plus one more.


Urine............................... Opposite of you're out.


2xCondoms........................To be sure, to be sure

g00ber
07-05-2007, 08:52 AM
This morning on the way to work, I rear-ended a car at a traffic light when I wasn't really paying attention.
When the driver got out... I noticed that he was a dwarf!

He steamed up to my car and said, 'I'm not happy...', So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

freedom
07-05-2007, 09:03 AM
Very cute...thanks

mandigrrl
07-08-2007, 11:46 AM
Ok, now people think I'm crazy. I just laughed out loud at the dwarf joke.

freedom
07-08-2007, 12:20 PM
nothing wrong with being crazy...welcome to the site...have fun!

gypsy
07-08-2007, 01:00 PM
it's more fun being little crazy,those jokes were great

wizardwriter
07-08-2007, 05:37 PM
Being a good Irish man I had a drink or two to that Goober- By sheer coincidence most of those happen to be in my red-neck dictionary-
So, guess I'm killing two birds while getting stoned-
Gypsy- crazy's cool, means you ain't average- plus folks ain't so apt to fuck with you-
now, I need to take my meds-

frozen_north
07-08-2007, 10:08 PM
:/ Goober, I should just kill you now and put you out of my misery...:)

g00ber
07-09-2007, 07:00 AM
what did I do? :'(

frozen_north
07-09-2007, 08:13 PM
For being naughty in my sight. :D