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Jolly1
05-24-2006, 10:48 AM
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.

When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically.

It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yes, my sister is a BLONDE

davesmistress
05-24-2006, 02:32 PM
Hahahahahahaha Thanks Jolly......hahahahahhahahaha

Wholeman
05-26-2006, 04:54 PM
I heard that the Federal DOT was going to require that headlight dimmer switches, be floor switches only, once again.



;) :D :p ;) :D :p ;) :D :p :D :p


Apparently too many blondes were getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel...

:D :eek: :D

Jolly1
05-27-2006, 03:26 PM
I heard that the Federal DOT was going to require that headlight dimmer switches, be floor switches only, once again.



;) :D :p ;) :D :p ;) :D :p :D :p


Apparently too many blondes were getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel...

:D :eek: :D


LOL good one

cactuscock
07-08-2006, 05:13 AM
that was funny. still have tears in my eyes.

davesmistress
07-08-2006, 05:15 AM
Hahaha yes it was....missed that one earlier

freedom
07-08-2006, 06:30 AM
Good one Jolly...sounds like something I would do to some poor innocent person...hehehehehe

isabeau6
07-04-2007, 09:19 PM
oooo tsk tsk my Dom....telling blonde jokes??? you know us blondes are more fun...have more fun...and i don't need to be told that turkeys lay eggs? no they don't ...grrrrr

niteowluk2003
07-05-2007, 02:42 PM
Just like the husband of a blonde, who heard while she was out driving that it was reported a car was going the wrong way down the interstate. Knowing his wife would be in that area he decided to warn her.

When he phoned her and told her that the radio was reporting one car driving the wrong way down the interstate, she screamed one there are bloody hundreds...

frozen_north
07-05-2007, 08:34 PM
:D :D :D Jolly, you are a bad bad man :D :D :D

01TACO
07-06-2007, 12:46 AM
hahahahahaha good one!