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Jolly1
05-25-2006, 01:07 PM
AMAZINGLY NEW SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - that I bet you haven't thought of.



1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.



Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are

You only need two tools:

WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.

If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.



And finally..... Remember:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

One out of every four people suffer from a Mental Disorder. If you have three friends, and none of them have a problem........................ Well.... You do the math.....



If you woke up breathing, congratulations You get another chance!

davesmistress
05-25-2006, 02:39 PM
Hahahaha those are funny.....thanks Jolly

cactuscock
07-08-2006, 05:18 AM
you are funnnier than hell... i can remember cry from laughin so hard in a long time.. thanks

freedom
07-08-2006, 06:22 AM
Hey where I work...we live by duct tape...if we run out...the plant will shut down.