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g00ber
07-26-2007, 06:42 AM
Welcome to BLUEBAY

Sell silly stuff for more stupid things(this is for fun nothing will change hands)

Seller puts stupid thing up for sale, buyers offer sillier things, seller decides who wins, next seller puts stupid thing up for sale, you get the idea

ONLY ONE ITEM AT A TIME PLEASE, PLEASE ADD A PIC OF YOUR ITEM AS WELL

g00ber
07-26-2007, 06:58 AM
I will start

I have One Ninja Cat for sale.........any offers?

g00ber
07-29-2007, 06:33 AM
noone want my ninja cat? :'(

freedom
07-29-2007, 06:52 PM
poor goober...lol...I'll have to see what I have for sale...lmao

wizardwriter
07-29-2007, 07:00 PM
this is what freedom wore in Amanda Finds Angel, might be worth something, 'ey???

wizardwriter
07-29-2007, 09:05 PM
oh, I thought I better make a declaration of authenticity of said object, first the model doesn't go with it, while not the original chastity suit for Freedom (she is still wearing that one) this is one of her replicas and she has worn it.

So, goober, what do you think, I get the damn cat or what???
Wizard

PS- a round or two at the bar, and I might be persuaded to make said trade- As for seeing Freedom in her chastity suit, you'll have to take it up with my heroine-

niteowluk2003
07-30-2007, 02:14 PM
Hi Goober I will swap a walk on role in the simpson's new movie for the ninja cat.... check out the scene you would be taking part in....

wizardwriter
07-30-2007, 04:15 PM
a cartoon of a bunch of butt-fucking cock suckers over freedom's chasity suit I think not, that fuckin' ninja cat's mine niteowl

niteowluk2003
07-30-2007, 08:44 PM
You forgot the chance of stardom in the bunch of butt-fucking cock suckers film of the year.....wizard writer....lol maybe your right after all your always fighting with pussy so maybe a ninja cat is a better challenge for you....lol

g00ber
07-31-2007, 12:01 AM
I want to see what freedom offers:D

freedom
07-31-2007, 12:22 AM
but I don't need a ninja cat....I have plenty to offer ;)

freedom
07-31-2007, 12:23 AM
how about we up the trade goober?

g00ber
07-31-2007, 11:30 AM
EVERYONE needs a ninja cat. How else can you hope to defeat teh samurai mice under your floors?

freedom
07-31-2007, 11:10 PM
samurai mice? Uhm...ok....lol...how about this...for trade then

Might come in handy to whoever gets my chasity outfit...lol...;)

wizardwriter
07-31-2007, 11:24 PM
these might be the keys to freedom's chasity gear-
the outfit is 99% pickproof & I'm the only one with the keys, but have fallen on hard times so how about it???
Wizard

g00ber
07-31-2007, 11:52 PM
lol wizard has it.............SOLD

freedom
08-01-2007, 12:02 AM
lol...guess my offer wasn't good enough

g00ber
08-01-2007, 12:05 AM
erm a pack of KFC or the keys to your chastity belt.......hmmm

freedom
08-01-2007, 12:07 AM
not a pack of KFC...look again...it's a condom you goober...lol

g00ber
08-01-2007, 12:10 AM
and who would I get to use that on?:p:p:p:p

freedom
08-01-2007, 12:13 AM
hehehehehe...I withdraw my offer untill the next round...you'll have to wait and see

wizardwriter
08-01-2007, 12:29 AM
Ain't gonna use it on her, not with her gear on, goober-
So you want the replica and keys, well I guess I got a ninja cat-
it better be a bad ass, kinda looks like a pussy-

g00ber
08-01-2007, 12:40 AM
Yea You Got The Cat Wizard

freedom
08-01-2007, 12:41 AM
so now what has anyone got to offer Goober for my set or are we offering something else up

g00ber
08-01-2007, 12:43 AM
Now for a real special treat:D a double auction

one remote for the girls

and one remote for the boys

g00ber
08-01-2007, 12:44 AM
If i get to unlock the set thats on you now freedom you can have the remote:D

freedom
08-01-2007, 12:52 AM
don't have the set to this one....wizard has that....he sold you the replica minus me....sorry :)

g00ber
08-01-2007, 12:58 AM
oh, I thought I better make a declaration of authenticity of said object, first the model doesn't go with it, while not the original chastity suit for Freedom (she is still wearing that one) this is one of her replicas and she has worn it.

So, goober, what do you think, I get the damn cat or what???
Wizard

PS- a round or two at the bar, and I might be persuaded to make said trade- As for seeing Freedom in her chastity suit, you'll have to take it up with my heroine-

wizard thinks you still have the original, not holding out on us are you:D

freedom
08-01-2007, 01:02 AM
Oh i have it....but did you notice...he didn't mention the keys now did he...ask him...bet you he'll tell you that he's got the keys to the original too...lol

g00ber
08-01-2007, 01:05 AM
ahhhhhhh but I have 2 remotes:D one for the girls and one for the boys:p

wizardwriter
08-01-2007, 01:10 AM
i specifically said they might be the keys

wizardwriter
08-01-2007, 01:11 AM
they open a chasity suit, the replica., freedom's keys are.. well, still close to my heart

g00ber
08-02-2007, 07:33 AM
swap for the she'mote:D

wizardwriter
08-02-2007, 07:41 AM
no way

g00ber
08-02-2007, 07:42 AM
bah:(

freedom
08-02-2007, 11:08 PM
Hey wait a damn minute...I should be the one wanting the keys!!! I don't want to wear it forever...lol

What's your opening bid Wizard

wizardwriter
08-02-2007, 11:21 PM
for what darling, the keys?
no way, they're right where they need to be

freedom
08-03-2007, 02:32 AM
Oh come on...you gotta be willing to negotiate

wizardwriter
08-03-2007, 02:43 AM
you know if you truly wanted them I'd give them to you, can't say no to you darling

wizardwriter
08-06-2007, 03:17 AM
I'm interested in the 'motes. :)
So, I was thinking a gift certificate at a piercing shop
Yes goober, you too could look like this,
be a real hit with the ladies,
course I'd steer clear of metal detectors- :D
;guns What do ya'll say, 'ey?
Wizard

g00ber
08-06-2007, 06:17 AM
where did you get the photo of my grandads cock? And before you ask he used to whip it out at parties(it was his party trick) :D

wizardwriter
08-06-2007, 06:25 AM
Damn, reckon I got while visiting your grandma-
Us Irish are that way- hahaha- and we raid your sheep pens too.
So, I gotta fine something else

g00ber
08-06-2007, 06:27 AM
rofl, u visited my grandma?...........she had a bigger dick than my grandpa and that was before the op:D:D:D:D:D:D

g00ber
08-06-2007, 06:27 AM
the funnier and more abstract the item the better:)

wizardwriter
08-06-2007, 06:34 AM
damn I knew there was something wrong I was drunk and woke up hung over and my ass hurt

g00ber
08-06-2007, 06:42 AM
hahahahahaha yep thats grandma alright:D

wizardwriter
08-06-2007, 09:32 AM
real deep voice large adam's apple, yep that's fer sure

niteowluk2003
08-06-2007, 03:18 PM
I have a rare car to swop for something unusual and useful.

Its a Rolls Canardly...very economical on petrol, deadly silent engine does over three hundred to the gallon and glides through the traffic. any offers.

Sorry no pictures available as its currently in the workshop to have the seating re-upholstered.. but if you check out the guiness book of records its listed in there as the most economical car in the world...

wizardwriter
08-06-2007, 10:13 PM
Hey goober
this dude told me he stole a pair of your panties want them back, swap for the 'motes

wizardwriter
08-07-2007, 02:13 AM
Picked up this dudette, hitchhiking, thought she'd make a great addition to your work shop, and after a after a bit of tying… Ahem, I meant talking, I persuaded her to come with me.
Don’t pay any attention what she tells you, she’s a tad touched
-
Wizard

PS- you might be better not using your real name around her, and don't mention mine, I'll buy you a round or two, just want those 'motes

wizardwriter
08-07-2007, 02:38 AM
As you can see I already broke this one in, very docile now-
Doesn't even make threats-

wizardwriter
08-07-2007, 02:44 AM
Another good dudette she doesn't know up from down-
So what do you think I get those remotes??

niteowluk2003
08-07-2007, 07:45 AM
Wizard, hate to cut in on someone else's auction lot. but i picked up the hemote at a garage sale...funny thing though i did not see a single garage for sale....

wizardwriter
08-07-2007, 08:04 AM
N.O.- just lets not use names-
Damn and I kidnapped... Er, Ahem, I mean talked, yeah done charmed these lovely ladies into a trade-
Reckon I'll be letting them go fre... I mean release them from their contracts-

niteowluk2003
08-07-2007, 08:32 AM
careful when you release them from their contracts then M8, as some of the claws...er clauses can be real sharp..

g00ber
08-07-2007, 03:18 PM
okay wizard you can have one mote you can choose which one:)

g00ber
08-07-2007, 03:38 PM
just spoke to my granma wizard and she asked me to give you this pic of her

wizardwriter
08-07-2007, 05:49 PM
damn, just like I remember twenty years ago, she aged well-
(kisses honey, yeah I bet you remember me, we really had that tire swing swinging. Yeah, I can see you're pissed I never called, but I've had a bad case on amensia, yeah, swear! No, I wasn't monkeying around on you. Yeah, I'll call, right jungle hotline, I remember, boom, bam, boom, bam, thump, thump, got it.)
Goober-I need the she'mote- he'mote would be lost on me-
was just going to sell it (5 figures)- have an ex-pop star who likes boys and was going to re-configure it- his adress is in Dubai

wizardwriter
08-11-2007, 02:20 AM
The only working wishing fountain, good for one wish-
trade whatever for location?


Wizard

freedom
08-11-2007, 05:47 AM
Ok Wizard...I've got this sitting in my garage it fell of a truck one day.

Think I can get that location for it?

Oh yeah...don't remember the last time I fed her either...she might bite.

wizardwriter
08-11-2007, 05:54 AM
You know what darling, I like those knots, so I'll give you that location for this little sweetie, and once I learn those knots... well, cutie, I'll come over and play- Pm is on the way with location- Oh hell, might as well tell you it's in my backyard come get it

freedom
08-11-2007, 05:57 AM
sweet hold on to it till I get there

wizardwriter
08-11-2007, 08:26 AM
I'm a wizard darling. I'll deliver it all you got do is make a wish

wizardwriter
08-12-2007, 03:51 AM
While Freedom and I were out shopping for new toys we came across this interesting piece-
notice her ass is the perfect flower pot, surely a unique piece that will fit any decor-
one small drawback it happens to be both freedom's and mine so we have to agree on the trade-
so, interested parties contact freedom or me

g00ber
08-29-2007, 02:52 PM
okay how about this supercute errrr...........................well i dont quite know what it is but aint it the cutest darn thing u ever did see?

wizardwriter
08-30-2007, 05:45 AM
is that the monkey offspring of jag or Kj?
I'll check with freedom, but sounds cool to me, goober

freedom
08-30-2007, 05:50 AM
I like it...it's cute...lol...take it Wiz

wizardwriter
08-30-2007, 06:07 AM
You heard the lovely lady goober, you got a new end table and we got a new pet, ah we're not going to have a paternity problem later are we?
So freedom dear our first pet, how cute

freedom
08-30-2007, 06:22 AM
lol...you get to potty train him or whatever you want to call it

wizardwriter
08-30-2007, 06:32 AM
'It' will be a fine name dear, and yes I agreed offspring is my department

g00ber
09-04-2007, 04:21 PM
yay i win, time to put my feet up :D

okay this is a bit different. My sister has asked me to put up a personal ad for her. If anyone is interested please post a pic of yourself

Her name is Fifi, shes 18, she likes to sniff butts and do ballet, and as a bonus to all you lucky,lucky men out there she is in season:D:D

wizardwriter
09-04-2007, 05:58 PM
Hm-m, since jag don't like you monkey, maybe he'll like your sister,I'll let him know she's available LMAO