View Full Version : Things you can only say at X-mas table..

07-31-2007, 08:42 AM
Things You Can Only (safely) Say at the Christmas Table:

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

15. When the little thingy pops up it's ready.

16. Mmmm, moist meat.

17. I'm stuffed!

and they are heard at many a Christmas table!!
naughty is in the mind of the beholder...

07-31-2007, 08:48 AM
Too true, Kristin, Too true...

07-31-2007, 09:39 AM
hahahahahahahaha thats some funny shit
dont forget

It comes once a year

07-31-2007, 10:05 AM
But we don't do we g00ber hahahahahahah

07-31-2007, 11:34 AM
errrrrr not together no .................:D:D:D

07-31-2007, 11:46 AM
More likely you come once a day...

07-31-2007, 03:23 PM
hm-m, must be Christmas Day every day I'm with you Kristin dear, cause I believe I say all of them whenever I'm around you. Even have your present right here, baby
i''m bad santa and cum every day but Christmas, although that shouldn't stop you

07-31-2007, 05:32 PM
lol not just the once sweetie

07-31-2007, 09:49 PM
very cute,. thanks

08-01-2007, 05:19 AM
Very cute. We should remember to bump it during Christmas.

08-01-2007, 10:36 PM
gawd almighty. lol

08-02-2007, 08:10 AM
haha - I am so happy to see that I am not the only one that have a naugthy mind.....
Even at x-mas table, thise remarks would surely start a nice fantasy in my head... mh-mmm

08-02-2007, 08:36 AM
I'm there for you babe, got my bad santa suit, wait till i give you my 12 days of christmas cutie

08-02-2007, 09:22 AM
Ah.... best x-mas present there is! Having "sweats&grunts" every day during the holliday.. mmhh - I would love to have you wearing a santa outfit, actually. I am curious about what Santa would whisper in my ear.... Have I been a nice girl and get a present? Or was I a bad girl and need a spank? *winks one eye at Wizard*

08-02-2007, 09:37 AM
hun, it don't matter good or bad you still get a visit from bad Santa-
as for what you get bad Santa knows what you need, lets just say it's going to be a 'white christmas'

08-02-2007, 11:06 AM
Heheh - I suppose Bad Santa Wizard knows exactly what I need and want ;)
Is it possible to get any in advance? Seems like x-mas is waaaaay to long to wait....

08-02-2007, 02:36 PM
it's always possible with Mr. Wizard, but I'll need to get a crowbar to separate you and Wizard's alter ego Mike, you're like rabbits, monkey fucking rabbits-
Wizard's bad Santa

08-02-2007, 06:45 PM
Yes but you forgot a couple of the classic statements around the christmas table...like.

1. Are you a breast or leg person?
2. is that plum Duff?
3. Time to pull a cracker!

You know that Mrs. Christmas has filed for divorce from Father Christmas, she cited unreasonable behaviour on the grounds that he only cums once a year and he is always filling stockings at that.

08-02-2007, 06:48 PM
Watch out Kristin, you have heard the song I Saw mommy kissin Santa Claus, well with Wizard and G00ber around it could well end up x rated on CNN news before you know it...lol

08-03-2007, 06:47 PM
rofl and just what is that supposed to mean

08-03-2007, 07:52 PM
Now Come on G00ber you seen your tube haven't you... so you work it out even You bin framed pays 250 but only if suitable for evening viewing before the watershed....LOL LMAO

12-02-2007, 07:28 PM
Christmas closing up - this needs a bump :D

12-03-2007, 01:42 AM
Funny stuff....i'm sure there's more if we all thought about it...lol