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BlueGirl
07-31-2007, 08:44 PM
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Jo ey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

wizardwriter
07-31-2007, 09:13 PM
nice one bluegirl

davesmistress
07-31-2007, 09:47 PM
Hahah cute...thanks

g00ber
07-31-2007, 11:38 PM
hahaha nice one bluegirl

frozen_north
08-01-2007, 12:12 AM
:D :D :D Sweet!!!

Badlybent
08-01-2007, 05:27 AM
A real funny. Thanks.

Deputy Duffy
08-08-2007, 11:46 AM
nice to see that ones still around and still funny.

hawk9934
08-08-2007, 03:26 PM
That is good

cum4me
10-02-2007, 11:28 PM
very good