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Jolly1
06-04-2006, 10:37 PM
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts
over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time
for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to
me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over
in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.

" The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you >around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
coop." The young rooster laughs.

"You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just
to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5
feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on
the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he
can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he
blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster
I bought this month."

Moral of this story? .... Don't mess with the OLD
FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
will always overcome youth and arrogance!


:bow

davesmistress
06-04-2006, 11:15 PM
:D That was tooo Funny......hahahahahha Thank Jolly

Wholeman
06-05-2006, 12:52 AM
Yah, the typical response to gays...

:(

cactuscock
07-08-2006, 05:05 AM
back in the days of old

there was this army soldier in the war fighting in a battle that was getting heavy, so he ran and hid in a indian fox hole.
there sits this indian, with his arms crossed indian style.

so he proceeds to ask the indian "who are you".
the indian just sat there with a grim look on his face,he then realizes the indian doesnt speek english, so he sighns the word paratrooper with his hands. and asks "are you a paratrooper?".
the indian just sat there with a dumb look on his face,so he says "ok your not a paratrooper",
ohhhhh i get it your in the army! and he signs by taking his hand and hitting the crook of his other arm.
the indian agian sits there with a dumb look on his face.
ohhh i get it your in the infantry!!, and he signs some one walking down his arm to his hand..the indian is still sitting there with a dumb look on his face.

ohh i get it your a spy! and signs by pretending to be looking through goggles
the indian gets up,screems bloody murder and gets killed by the enemy...

the war gets worse and the soldier runs to another fox hole in there is another indian ,and the soldier thinks "oh shit" but asks" do you speak any english!" and he says a little. so the soldier tells him what had just happend ,and the indian says "oh you say bad thing to indian "the soldier asks what did i say.. indian say "you say when the moon is full and the sun goes down im gonna hunt you down, and fuck you in the ass till your eyes pop out..

this one my wife tells better than i can write it but you get the jist.. i think this is the longest post i ever wrote!lol

davesmistress
07-08-2006, 05:09 AM
Hahahhahhahah you told it just fine....hahahahha thats tooo funny

freedom
07-08-2006, 06:34 AM
That is absoulutly hilarious...I'm repeating that one at work...needless to say I work with a bunch of perverts...never a dull moment