imthieugia
06-04-2006, 10:37 PM
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts
over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time
for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to
me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over
in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.
" The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you >around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
coop." The young rooster laughs.
"You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just
to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5
feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on
the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he
can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he
blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster
I bought this month."
Moral of this story? .... Don't mess with the OLD
FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
will always overcome youth and arrogance!
:bow
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts
over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time
for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to
me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over
in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.
" The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you >around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
coop." The young rooster laughs.
"You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just
to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5
feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on
the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he
can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he
blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster
I bought this month."
Moral of this story? .... Don't mess with the OLD
FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
will always overcome youth and arrogance!
:bow