View Full Version : Ebarrasing meeting..

08-13-2007, 09:22 AM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner filmed and you whipped my butt with wet
celery and covered me in hot fudge and whipped cream

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

08-13-2007, 09:27 AM
Lol roflmao!....

08-13-2007, 12:31 PM
Like the blonde woman who wants a divorce from her husband! She sees a lawyer and asks on what grounds can she apply for a divorce?

He says well there are grounds of mental cruelty? Oh no she says he is such a sweet man never raises his voice to me, never forgets a birthday or anniversary so we would not get him there!

Oh well there is desertion? oh no he comes home every week day at six pm sharp, infact you can set your clock by him, he never goes out without me at any time other than to work.

OH then that just leaves Adultery! Got him she screams!

What the lawyer says he has been unfaithful! no not that she replies but he is not the father of my child....

08-13-2007, 12:45 PM
Hahaha those are funny....thanks Guys and Gals

08-13-2007, 06:46 PM
oh jeesh. those are good. I can see saying that to a teacher

08-14-2007, 07:11 AM
Told my fiance that one too. Her reaction: roflmao too!