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Kristin
08-14-2007, 08:15 AM
This might be posted here earlier?
It makes me laugh every time I read it....

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

jaguar
08-14-2007, 08:23 AM
That'd be right lol...

wizardwriter
08-14-2007, 09:08 AM
nice one Kristin, but you know me 'I'm hungry' means 'I want sex.'

jaguar
08-14-2007, 09:18 AM
"And I'm bored" means "I want sex so shut up!"

niteowluk2003
08-14-2007, 01:40 PM
you know women see things differently like

Man says, eight letters three words and one meaning....

Women think....I LOVE YOU.....

When men really mean........ I WANT SEX....

no wonder the sex wars never died out lol

Badlybent
08-15-2007, 04:32 AM
So I guess it all cums down to lets just shut the hell up and fuck right? Thanks Kristin a good funny. True but funny.

Kristin
08-15-2007, 06:33 AM
nice one Kristin, but you know me 'I'm hungry' means 'I want sex.'

hahah - you and I both, sweetheart!

wizardwriter
08-15-2007, 05:24 PM
It's not a communication problem with Kristin, it's an honor, and she can talk as much as she wants, her thighs pretty much muffle everything, and the vibrations feel great on my dick-
darling, are you even wearing shoes?
your horny cowboy,
whom you can ride forever,
Wizard

Kristin
08-16-2007, 08:01 AM
It's not a communication problem with Kristin, it's an honor, and she can talk as much as she wants, her thighs pretty much muffle everything, and the vibrations feel great on my dick-
darling, are you even wearing shoes?
your horny cowboy,
whom you can ride forever,
Wizard

I'd ride you anytime, anywhere and for as long as you can cope, honey! you know how much I enjoy a good ride... haha

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 08:32 AM
hiya sexy girl,
saddle up

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:11 AM
Oooh.... I am all ready ready to go, sweetheart!
*touches herself and smiles naugthy*
And it's just a lovely day for a nice, long and hard ride, isn't it?
*winks an eye at Wiz*

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:19 AM
hell yeah, baby doll-

Kristin
08-16-2007, 09:27 AM
Let's go in the back room and enjoy it, shall we?

wizardwriter
08-16-2007, 09:30 AM
oh yeah, hot stuff, lets definitely make a day of it.

dirty knees
08-20-2007, 07:41 PM
why does everyone think this is funny,,,,it is just the truth *giggles*
loved it sugar thanks
btw,,,,WW IS a great ride isnt He!!!!

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 11:05 PM
right back at you DK, and love to ride you any time