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wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 01:00 AM
Self-fuckin-explanatory, and I'm a god damn pro-


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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>Holy Fuck!</span></h1>
<h2>You are 92% capable of ****** other people's ears hurt!</h2>
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So, how'd you do?<br><br>

I'm in awe, since you're clearly not afraid of a little rough language! In fact, you're REALLY not afraid, and I'm sure a few people shy away from you because you know how to cuss and swear with the very best of them, but that's probably fine by you. You're probably also very knowledgeable on the assorted slang to score this high.<br><br>

So, when can swearing be useful? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me. Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement, since the rough language you're very fond of might not always be necessary!<br><br>



Most of the answers from the final section of the test are available through that link, but for those of you who can't be bothered (and for the answers I got from elsewhere), here's the truth about a few dirty words...<br>
<b>Q20:</b> 'Bollocks' is originally an English term.<br>
<b>Q21:</b> Oh yeah, and it means 'balls.'<br>
<b>Q22:</b> 'Cocksmoker' first came from Canada, believe it or not.<br>
<b>Q23:</b> To 'blow one's wad' does NOT mean to lose one's temper. It can mean to ejaculate, to be surprised, or to spend all of one's money. In certain circumstances, the term would be appropriate for all three of those things at once.<br>
<b>Q24:</b> '69,' or 'sixty-nine,' refers to mutual oral sex: two people (usually two males, but not necessarily) going down on each other simultaneously.<br>
<b>Q25:</b> To 'ranch' means to perform oral sex on a woman.<br>
<b>Q26:</b> The original form of 'poppycock' - the Dutch 'pappekak' - means 'watery shit.'<br>
<b>Q27:</b> Pirate Pete was playing with his 'scallywag,' or penis.<br>
<b>Q28:</b> Pirate Pete was 'muff diving' by going down on Wendy. 'Muff diving' means the same thing as 'ranching.'<br><br>
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<table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/14185113753051646631/Verbal-Obscenity'>The Verbal Obscenity Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=seeyoshirun2'>seeyoshirun2</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free ****** Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/******.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>

freedom
08-20-2007, 01:14 AM
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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>Champion Cusser</span></h1>
<h2>You are 76% capable of ****** other people's ears hurt!</h2>
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So, how'd you do?<br><br>

I'm in awe, since you're clearly not afraid of a little rough language! At the same time, you don't go completely mad with it, and I'm guessing you know when to hold your tongue so people don't want to punch you. Which is awesome, since being beaten up is such a drag anyway. You might pull out the swear words - and you might know the various slang fairly well - but you probably also appreciate that its use is mainly just to show that you mean business.<br><br>

What occasion, I hear you ask? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me. Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement!<br><br>



Most of the answers from the final section of the test are available through that link, but for those of you who can't be bothered (and for the answers I got from elsewhere), here's the truth about a few dirty words...<br>
<b>Q20:</b> 'Bollocks' is originally an English term.<br>
<b>Q21:</b> Oh yeah, and it means 'balls.'<br>
<b>Q22:</b> 'Cocksmoker' first came from Canada, believe it or not.<br>
<b>Q23:</b> To 'blow one's wad' does NOT mean to lose one's temper. It can mean to ejaculate, to be surprised, or to spend all of one's money. In certain circumstances, the term would be appropriate for all three of those things at once.<br>
<b>Q24:</b> '69,' or 'sixty-nine,' refers to mutual oral sex: two people (usually two males, but not necessarily) going down on each other simultaneously.<br>
<b>Q25:</b> To 'ranch' means to perform oral sex on a woman.<br>
<b>Q26:</b> The original form of 'poppycock' - the Dutch 'pappekak' - means 'watery shit.'<br>
<b>Q27:</b> Pirate Pete was playing with his 'scallywag,' or penis.<br>
<b>Q28:</b> Pirate Pete was 'muff diving' by going down on Wendy. 'Muff diving' means the same thing as 'ranching.'<br><br>
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<table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/14185113753051646631/Verbal-Obscenity'>The Verbal Obscenity Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=seeyoshirun2'>seeyoshirun2</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free ****** Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/******.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 01:28 AM
damn freedom, you was fuckin' robbed- you cuss a lot better than fuckin' that, or is that just at me, you sear like a damn sailor
Wizard

freedom
08-20-2007, 01:40 AM
they just didn't ask the right damn questions

wizardwriter
08-20-2007, 01:53 AM
fuckin' a right, sweetie-
get'em wolfie