View Full Version : The Homicidal Maniac Test

08-20-2007, 02:45 AM
May not want to take this one

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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>The Right Hook</span></h1>
<h2>Your final result? A 55% capacity for violence and a 44% history of it!</h2>
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A clean record meets a rocky future for you. You are <b>THE RIGHT HOOK.<br></b>
What does this mean? You've got a <b>HIGH</b> capacity for violence, as well as a <b>MODERATE</b> history of violence. Much like the right hook, you likely come out of nowhere. You don't seem outwardly violent, and then - BAM! - someone's on the floor and you're being dragged out by the bouncer.<br>
I'm guessing.<br>
You've only had a few bursts of anger here and there, but your capacity for it seems to be high. This may either mean you've developed a taste for blood, or - most likely - you're developing higher levels of stress. But hey, you can always change, right? Seek help. Seek support. Seek change. Seek ******, if you need. And always look on the bright side: you may be angry, but you're better looking than Courtney Love.<br>
A very new test - just under 400 takers. Warning: this one's random.<br>
<table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4465683254516303990/Homicidal-Maniac'>The Homicidal Maniac Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=seeyoshirun'>seeyoshirun</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free ****** Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/******.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>

08-24-2007, 04:36 PM
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<H1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <SPAN>The Schoolyard Bully</SPAN></H1>
<H2>Your final result? A 39% capacity for violence and a 27% history of it!</H2>
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<P>Fairly well-grounded, but capable of handling yourself - you are <B>THE SCHOOLYARD BULLY.</B><BR><BR>What does this mean? You've got a <B>MODERATE</B> capacity for violence, as well as a <B>MODERATE</B> history of violence.<BR><BR>This doesn't make you deadly, but it does suggest you've got a mild violent streak. Push a few kids around at school, perhaps? Or maybe you're the sort of person who occasionally found it funny to trip people up. Maybe it only went as far as sinckering when someone tripped themselves up - and who can blame you? It's funny. Especially when someone slides down a flight of stairs (sliding is harmless, unlike somersaulting, which can lead to broken bones. Not that I'd know).<BR><BR>The basic gist is that while you're by no means a violent person, you're probably quite capable of being violent when the occasion calls for it. This may, in some ways, be quite healthy. At the very least, when it comes to self-defense, you probably wouldn't shy away. Just make sure that you remain aware of what's going on inside you. If you're fantasising about delivering someone a right hook, ask yourself why.<BR><BR>And try not to end up like Nelson (pictured). He didn't control his impulses very well.<BR>

08-24-2007, 04:55 PM
bully 'ey dude,
give me your lunch money,

08-25-2007, 08:05 PM
no u give me yours or i will give you a wet willie

08-26-2007, 12:15 AM
I had a couple's chihuahua like to do that to me, with a twist, only me, must've been my fuckable ears. After a night of partying they found it dead and thought I backhanded the little ear fucker, but I was actually getting used to it-
So, bring it on Goober, whilst I hum 'Memories'

08-26-2007, 12:20 AM
how did u know i was hung like a chiuuawa,chiwawawa,chiwoowa....................... ..small dog

08-26-2007, 06:07 AM
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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>The Taxi Driver</span></h1>
<h2>Your final result? A 64% capacity for violence and a 16% history of it!</h2>
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Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are <b>THE TAXI DRIVER.<br></b>
What does this mean? You've got a <b>HIGH</b> capacity for violence, as well as a <b>LOW</b> history of violence. You've never actually BEEN violent, but you're capable of it.<br>
What could cause this? Do you experience a lot of stress at work, at home, or in your studies? Perhaps you have minor (or major) health issues. Either way, you're bottling something up (let's be honest, most of us are), and it's probably worth doing something about it. Take necessary steps to look after yourself a bit better. Look for ways to counter any stress you MAY be experiencing. This may be as simple as getting more sleep or seeing a massage therapist once a month.<br>
Perhaps you even ARE a Taxi Driver (it's a very stressful job, after all), but at least you're not yet facing the fate of Robert De Niro's character (pictured below). Think about what happened to HIM.<br><br>

08-26-2007, 06:12 AM
Oh shit, I thought it might be Wizard and Freedom,
But it's obviously Freedom & Wizard,
I bow to the test's wisdom
oh well, it's not the first time I've been an enforcer

08-26-2007, 06:17 AM
got lots of pent up rage...what can I say?

08-26-2007, 06:34 AM
Who's are first contract Mistress?