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wizardwriter
08-23-2007, 01:12 AM
Do you have a dark side?

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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>The Elk</span></h1>
<h2>Silhouette 22</h2>

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Bulls grow antlers annually from the time they are nearly one year old. When mature, a bull�s "rack" may have 6 to 8 points or tines on each side and weigh more than 30 pounds. The antlers are usually shed in March or April, and begin regrowing in May, when the bony growth is nourished by blood vessels and covered by furry-looking "velvet." Antler growth ceases each year by August, when the velvet dries up and bulls begin to scrape it off by rubbing against trees, in preparation for the autumn mating season or rut. A bull may gather 20-30 cows into his harem during the mating season, often clashing or locking antlers with another mature male for the privilege of dominating the herd group.
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Alright, so we've got bloody, sharpened weapons, harem gathering, big racks and velvet all over the place. You know what you are? The Elk; nature's biggest pimp.
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g00ber
08-24-2007, 04:19 PM
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<H1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <SPAN>The Giraffe</SPAN></H1>
<H2>Silhouette 19</H2>
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<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/009-The_Giraffe.gif"> </DIV>
<P>The tallest of animals, giraffes browse in treetops at heights inaccessible to other leaf-eaters. A male may be 18 ft from hoof to crown. The neck, which is up to 7 ft long, has only seven vertebrae, the usual number in mammals, but each is elongated. The legs are also long and end in large hooves; the body is relatively short. Giraffes travel in small herds led by a male. They can outrun most of their enemies and have been known to kill lions with a kick.
<P>Wait...what? "Kill lions with a kick?!"
<P>The King of the Beasts? And you like drop them with a swift hoof to the head or neck?
<P>That's hard.
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<P align=left>Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?</P>
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<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_1"> </DIV>
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<P align=left>The character John McFarland wears his shadow on his chest.</P>
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<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_2"> </DIV>
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davesmistress
08-24-2007, 04:43 PM
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<H1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <SPAN>The Dolphin</SPAN></H1>
<H2>Silhouette 11</H2>
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<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/013-The_Dolphin.gif"> </DIV>
<P>One of the most appealing characteristics of dolphins is their altruistic nature - they will often put their own safety at risk in order to help protect other members of their pod. The reason so many dolphins have been caught in trawler nets is that individuals refuse to flee the area and dessert those among them who have already been snared.
<P>But you're not fooling anyone.
<P>Dolphins kill sharks. They succeed in this by ramming the beast until it dies of either internal bleeding, or lack of mobility due to damaged bones and other locomotion structures. In the latter case, the shark literally drowns because it can no longer move and pull water across its gills.
<P>Now that...that's just evil.
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<P align=left>Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?</P>
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<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_1"> </DIV>
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<P align=left>The character John McFarland wears his shadow on his chest.</P>
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<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_2"> </DIV>
<P>Check out all sorts of gear featuring your personal shadow animal by clicking the link below. And remember, you aren't bound by the results of this test; you can wear any silhouette that feels right or just plain looks cool.
<P><A href="http://www.cafepress.com/ubervanity/514753" target=_blank></A>
<P>(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window) </P></DIV><table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/10412334977570494139/Shadow'>The Shadow Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=_Vanity_'>_Vanity_</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/******.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>

g00ber
08-24-2007, 04:47 PM
not fair, wizard gets a stag, DM gets a dolphin.......i get a bloody giraffe

wizardwriter
08-24-2007, 04:51 PM
I'm not even sure what this means,
but I know this my spirit animal is a grizzly bear wouldn't it eat the elk
course given half a chance the bear would eat the dolphin and giraffe too

Badlybent
08-25-2007, 03:45 AM
Your Score: The OstrichSilhouette 14


The ostrich is the largest of all living birds and males often reach a height of 8 feet and weigh over 300 lbs. Females grow to over 6 ft. tall and weigh around 230-250 lbs when full grown. Females reach sexual maturity in around 2 years with the male lagging behind at between 3 to 4 years. The mating season varies according to the climate with the rainy season and extremely arid conditions being avoided. They cannot fly but can run very fast for a large bird and use that speed to escape predators. They also use their strong legs to kick out at anything that angers them. Serious injuries result.

Forget all that. You know what you really are? You're a descendant of the velociraptor. Go watch the first Jurassic Park movie again. Not the second or third movies. Those ones suck.

Trust me...The Ostrich is pure evil.


Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?

davesmistress
08-25-2007, 03:51 AM
Hummmm interesting...Thanks Bent

wizardwriter
08-25-2007, 03:59 AM
Okay Bent you and the bloody giraffe need to kick box-
My elk takes on the winner-
Unless DM grows legs anytime soon she has to wait this out- or should we do a water polo thing

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 05:10 AM
a bump

freedom
08-26-2007, 05:46 AM
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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>The Elk</span></h1>
<h2>Silhouette 21</h2>

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<img src="http://www.ubervanity.com/008-The_Elk.gif">
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Bulls grow antlers annually from the time they are nearly one year old. When mature, a bull�s "rack" may have 6 to 8 points or tines on each side and weigh more than 30 pounds. The antlers are usually shed in March or April, and begin regrowing in May, when the bony growth is nourished by blood vessels and covered by furry-looking "velvet." Antler growth ceases each year by August, when the velvet dries up and bulls begin to scrape it off by rubbing against trees, in preparation for the autumn mating season or rut. A bull may gather 20-30 cows into his harem during the mating season, often clashing or locking antlers with another mature male for the privilege of dominating the herd group.
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Alright, so we've got bloody, sharpened weapons, harem gathering, big racks and velvet all over the place. You know what you are? The Elk; nature's biggest pimp.
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</p><p align="left">Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?</p>
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<table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/10412334977570494139/Shadow'>The Shadow Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=_Vanity_'>_Vanity_</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free ****** Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/******.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>

wizardwriter
08-26-2007, 05:48 AM
oh-oh, I see baby elk roaming the glens, freedom

Kiljoy_Dreizehn
08-27-2007, 12:05 AM
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<H1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <SPAN>The Ostrich</SPAN></H1>
<H2>Silhouette 14</H2>
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<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/012-The_Ostrich.gif"> </DIV>
<P>The ostrich is the largest of all living birds and males often reach a height of 8 feet and weigh over 300 lbs. Females grow to over 6 ft. tall and weigh around 230-250 lbs when full grown. Females reach sexual maturity in around 2 years with the male lagging behind at between 3 to 4 years. The mating season varies according to the climate with the rainy season and extremely arid conditions being avoided. They cannot fly but can run very fast for a large bird and use that speed to escape predators. They also use their strong legs to kick out at anything that angers them. Serious injuries result.
<P>Forget all that. You know what you really are? You're a descendant of the velociraptor. Go watch the first Jurassic Park movie again. Not the second or third movies. Those ones suck.
<P>Trust me...The Ostrich is pure evil.
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<P align=left>Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?</P>
<P>
<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_1"> </DIV>
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<P align=left>The character John McFarland wears his shadow on his chest.</P>
<P>
<DIV align=center><IMG src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_2"> </DIV>
<P>Check out all sorts of gear featuring your personal shadow animal by clicking the link below. And remember, you aren't bound by the results of this test; you can wear any silhouette that feels right or just plain looks cool.
<P><A href="http://www.cafepress.com/ubervanity/514753" target=_blank>www.ubervanity.com</A>
<P>(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window) </P></DIV><table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/10412334977570494139/Shadow'>The Shadow Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=_Vanity_'>_Vanity_</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free ****** Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/******.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>

wizardwriter
09-02-2007, 05:13 PM
hey kj, that the same as an emu

Deathnote
09-03-2007, 03:45 AM
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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>The Bird</span></h1>
<h2>Silhouette 9</h2>

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Terror from above.
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Birds are warm-blooded vertebrate animals that have wings, feathers, a beak, no teeth, strong, hollow bones, a skeleton in which many bones are fused together or are absent, powerful flight muscles, and an extremely efficient, one-way breathing system.
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In other words, you're a lightweight killing machine from the skies. Think about all the crazy shit you eat? Oh you'll rip just about anything to pieces. Living or dead. You're fond of making noise and tricking people into giving you a cozy little home all your own. Also known as a cage.
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</p><p align="left">Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?</p>
<p>
</p><div align="center">
<img src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_1">
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<p>
</p><p align="left">The character John McFarland wears his shadow on his chest.</p>
<p>
</p><div align="center">
<img src="http://www.ubervanity.com/movie_elephant_2">
</div>
<p>
Check out all sorts of gear featuring your personal shadow animal by clicking the link below. And remember, you aren't bound by the results of this test; you can wear any silhouette that feels right or just plain looks cool.
</p><p>
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/ubervanity/514753" target="_blank">www.ubervanity.com</a>
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(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)
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<table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/10412334977570494139/Shadow'>The Shadow Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=_Vanity_'>_Vanity_</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free ****** Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/******.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>