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Deputy Duffy
09-02-2007, 11:21 PM
Monkey in the bar

A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey and ordered a drink. While

he was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some

olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate

them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls,

stuck it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallowed it


The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just


The guy said, "No, what?"

"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table...whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
"he eats everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the pool ball and stuff."

He finished his drink, paid his bar bill and paid for the stuff the monkey

ate and walked out.

Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey. He

ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar as before.

While the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a maraschino

cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, then pulled it

out and ate it. Then it found a peanut. This, too, he stuck up his butt,

pulled it out and ate it.

The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asked.

"No, what?" replied the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it. The
same with a peanut!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. " said the guy.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that
pool ball, he measures everything first."


09-02-2007, 11:26 PM
hahahahaha Oh my god...hahahaha thats funy

09-02-2007, 11:32 PM
LOL. Oh my god...

09-03-2007, 12:49 AM

09-03-2007, 02:06 AM
That's funny....I love it

09-03-2007, 03:37 AM
Good one.

09-03-2007, 10:29 AM
Where's g00ber? I thought he might appreciate this one ....lol.....

09-03-2007, 10:50 AM
now why would i appreciate this on.................oh , oh yea aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait a minute, u saying i put balls up my ass? ill have you know im not that loose, just the penis thank you very much not the balls :S