View Full Version : A new kind of computer error messages
09-04-2007, 04:32 PM
dunno if i would laugh or cry if these came up on screen
09-04-2007, 05:51 PM
fuck it, shoot
oh, guess I posted
09-04-2007, 06:34 PM
09-05-2007, 06:14 AM
Those are cute thanks :)
09-05-2007, 08:43 AM
Only trouble is g00ber, I am not running the new vista program at all....lol
09-05-2007, 08:53 AM
It's like the guy who phones up the computer help desk, and when asked how can i help you replies "No matter what i do with the keyboard or the mouse nothing happens on the screen!"
Help Desk... "Can you tell me if the little green light is showing on your monitor?"
H.D. "Can you check that the power lead is plugged in behind your monitor?"
Cust. "yes it is!"
H.D. "Can you check that the other end is plugged into the electric?"
Cust. "Yes its plugged in!"
H.D. "Now can you check that the other lead comiong from the back of your monitor is plugged into the main box of your computer?"
Cust. "I don't know, I can't see!"
H.D. "not even if you really lean forward?"
Cust. "No, it's too dark!"
H.D. "may I suggest you put on a light?"
Cust. "Can't there is a power cut!"
H.D. "Oh dear, Do you still have the original boxes your pc came in, sir?"
H.D. "Pack up all your computer pieces as they were when you got them and take them back to the shop?"
Cust. "THat bad, is it?"
H.D. "yes, unfortunately it is, Sir!"
Cust. "And what do I tell the man at the shop?"
H.D. "Just tell him ----- I AM TOO F***ING THICK FOR A COMPUTER!"
09-05-2007, 09:08 AM
LMAO...good one Niteowl
09-05-2007, 02:55 PM
Yes and you know the shame of it, I am reliably informed its true and a man to boot... apparently the help desk was at Dell computer's here in the UK and the help desk guy actually got the sack for swearing at a customer....
09-09-2007, 09:08 PM
I was a service tech for 10 years and I had that conversation posted on the door of my office. Yes, it is absolutely true, and it was the guys last day on the job.
09-10-2007, 04:02 AM
Great stuff you's guys.