PDA

View Full Version : These are funny I thought



davesmistress
10-16-2007, 08:04 PM
enjoy

davesmistress
10-16-2007, 08:05 PM
another funny


Sorry you were right Goober...I meesed this one up,

cum4me
10-16-2007, 08:52 PM
ha ha ha those were good

davesmistress
10-16-2007, 09:01 PM
thanks...:)

hawk9934
10-16-2007, 09:12 PM
lol. Those were great

davesmistress
10-16-2007, 09:16 PM
thanks Hawk...;)

davesmistress
10-16-2007, 10:57 PM
Sorry I had to edit my own stuff...totally didnt thinkabout the boy smoking...just thought the big dick was funny.

My apologies

davesmistress
10-16-2007, 11:04 PM
ok since I messed that up....:(

darcylynn
10-16-2007, 11:04 PM
The guy on the island with the goat was funny. I didn't see anymore posted though.


Never mind...I see you removed it...sorry, I'm having a blonde day today.

davesmistress
10-16-2007, 11:05 PM
I had to take the other out....it actually hada kid smoking which isnt allowed...there is a different one here now

darcylynn
10-16-2007, 11:08 PM
LOL...I wonder if my breasts would get bigger if I tried that?

Deputy Duffy
10-16-2007, 11:34 PM
liked the goat one....

And

darcylynn.... your breasts are just fine the way they are.

darcylynn
10-16-2007, 11:50 PM
Thanks Deputy. I have that in writing now :-)

Ident112233
10-17-2007, 05:23 AM
Lol I completely agree with Deputy you breasts are just fine the way they are Darcy

niteowluk2003
10-17-2007, 05:41 AM
Darcy there are much easier ways to increase the size of your breasts....

My ex wife wanted larger breasts and was quoted £3,500 I told her i could do it for less than £1.

Just get a few sheets of Andrex toilet tissues, place between the breasts and wipe up and down.

She said would that make my breasts larger?

I told her it had worked too well on her arse.....


lol

davesmistress
10-17-2007, 07:31 AM
ok a few more

cum4me
10-17-2007, 08:14 PM
lol them are great

davesmistress
10-17-2007, 08:18 PM
glad yall are enjoying them...:)

davesmistress
10-19-2007, 06:46 PM
heres a few more I found....;)

cum4me
10-19-2007, 08:47 PM
lol good ones keep em cumming

davesmistress
10-27-2007, 03:00 AM
Just a few

cum4me
10-29-2007, 07:28 PM
very nice keep em cumming

Scorpio'sWill2Power
11-03-2007, 04:24 AM
Sometimes there's just too little personal service
left when it comes to dealing with us as consumers.

I don't know how you might feel about this but
I think we are getting far too impersonal these days
by all these pre-recorded messages you get when
calling to speak to someone about a particular issue.

Form letters being sent out rather than an individual
note being sent that addresses what your concerns
might be.

I give you this as an example of just how far we've
gone in removing that personal contact.


Standard leter from the Tooth Fairy.


Dear _________________ :

Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.

While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case
of lost or stolen children’s teeth, we were unable to process your
request for the following reason(s) indicated below:

( ) the tooth could not be found

( ) it was not a human tooth

( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny

( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor

( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash

( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you

( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails

( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for
appropriate action

( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth
fairy

( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received

( ) the tooth is still in your mouth

( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time
of our visit

( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit

( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory,
or were missing

( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
( ) other:

Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in
the future.

Sincerely, The Tooth Fairy

davesmistress
11-03-2007, 04:57 AM
hahahhaha thanks Jeff