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11-11-2007, 07:09 AM
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

11-11-2007, 07:28 AM
Damn funny. I'm taking that one on the road. Thanks

11-11-2007, 01:04 PM
HAha thats cute...thanks Philly

11-11-2007, 02:57 PM
LOL, that was a cute one there.

Appreciate the chuckle this morning.

11-12-2007, 08:55 PM
lol that was great