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11-21-2007, 08:38 AM
Well in manner of speaking that is.:D

Read on McDuff to find out what it's like in
their worlds.

Excerpts From A Dog's Diary:

6:00 AM At last! I got pee! My favorite thing!
8:00 AM Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM Milk bones! My favorite thing!
6:00 PM They're home! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM Wow! Watched TV With people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts From A Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects.
They dine on fresh meat, while the other inmates
and I are fed hash, or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly
clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep
up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on
the carpet.

Today, I decapitated a mouse and dropped it's headless
body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments
about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices
I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration
of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.
I overheard that my confinement was due to the power
of "allergies".

I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to
assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around
his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies
and snitches.

The dog recieves special privileges. He is regularly released
and seems to be more than willing to return.

He is obviously retarded.

11-21-2007, 03:13 PM
HAhah thats very cute....thanks Jeff

11-21-2007, 03:45 PM
Thanks Jeff. That is one of my favorites and I haven't seen it for a while.

11-21-2007, 11:55 PM
lol thats very good great job jeff
keep em cumming

11-22-2007, 12:26 AM
That's a cat all right....that's funny thanks Jeff