View Full Version : 10 Signs your Dom might be a Redneck

11-23-2007, 10:56 PM
Found this on one of our sister sites and was too funny not to share....

Top 10 Signs Your Dom is a Redneck

10. He plays a cd of the banjo music from Deliverance during each

9. Named His flogger "Bubba"

8. Doesn't say he is going to spank you instead he says "I'm a gonna
you a good un."

7. There is blood on the rope from the 4 point buck he shot last

6. Spanking pony is on blocks in the front yard

5. He uses your fishnet stockings... as a fishnet.

4. His favorite way to tie you is across the hood of His pickup truck.

3. His bird dog has a nicer Collar then yours.

2. Two words, Camouflage Corset

And the Number One Sign that Your Dom May be a Redneck....

1. He is a relative.

11-23-2007, 11:56 PM
Thanks for the addition

11-24-2007, 04:45 AM
He he he! Freedom, good eye on that one. Number one cracked me up.

11-24-2007, 05:36 AM
nope, not a red-neck dom

11-26-2007, 08:59 PM
lol great post freedom thanks for sharing

11-26-2007, 10:06 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

I love it!!!

What's even funnier is that some of these might
well be true. ;)

I will state this for the record however, I absolutely
will not give my pet a collar that's prettier than
that of my submissive.

I do have to draw the line somewhere. LOL