View Full Version : Medicare Testing!

12-02-2007, 02:57 PM
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello. Mrs. Ward,


'Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.

When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible.'

'What do you mean?' asked Mrs. Ward nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's.'

'That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again? asked Mrs. Ward.

'Normally we could, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?' asked Mrs. Ward.

'The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him.'

How's that for lowering the cost of healthcare in America???

12-02-2007, 04:46 PM
Awww.... now this one is making me feel sorry for her...
But - good one, none the less - made me laugh out load :D

12-02-2007, 08:43 PM
Hahaha thanks Char

12-02-2007, 09:20 PM

Wow, that's not good on either result I'd say but
I guess that's one way to find out in a hella funny fashion.

Even more funny is that the advice given may not be
that far off from what many government agencies have
suggested to those having to use them. :confused:

12-03-2007, 11:18 PM
lol thats great
keep em cumming