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12-16-2007, 05:37 AM
Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

12-16-2007, 06:54 AM
roflmao...those are great!!!

12-16-2007, 09:35 PM
Luv that country music.

12-16-2007, 11:15 PM
lol those are too funny!!

I once heard a Rodney Carrington cd with the songs "Mama she's lazy, lazier than me"
"Shitkicker done kicked my ass"

I get a kick out of the good ole country songs being turned into a prank.

(waves) Hi Txwildman, I'm from deep in the heart, myself! Welcome to Blue! :)