View Full Version : 9 Statements Of The Fairer Sex-Who says we're fair!?!?

03-16-2008, 01:10 AM

1. Fine- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead- This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay- This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" .. that will bring on a "whatever").

8. Whatever- Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

03-16-2008, 02:31 AM
You know how many times in one day I hear all of those from my women? Thanks for reminding me LOL

03-16-2008, 03:44 AM
lol women? my you sound busy ;)

03-16-2008, 08:27 PM
Having been married for 19 years before my release,,,,, sorry divorce i can honestly say that all of those above have true meaning but remember men, you can still have the last word even if it is only Sorry.........

03-20-2008, 12:56 AM
this is true
keep em cumming

03-20-2008, 03:23 PM
Even though I own the company, I work with all women, 6 of them. I hate it when that time of the month comes around, cause I am shit that time.

03-20-2008, 07:54 PM
Oh all of that is so true. And I use do use them.

03-20-2008, 11:35 PM
hehe Hawk- sounds like you need to buy industrial size midol!

Thanks gypsy! I have to admit...I use em too. And he's always wrong! ;)