View Full Version : 9 Statements Of The Fairer Sex-Who says we're fair!?!?

03-16-2008, 01:10 AM

1. Fine- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead- This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay- This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" .. that will bring on a "whatever").

8. Whatever- Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

03-16-2008, 02:31 AM
You know how many times in one day I hear all of those from my women? Thanks for reminding me LOL

03-16-2008, 03:44 AM
lol women? my you sound busy ;)

03-16-2008, 08:27 PM
Having been married for 19 years before my release,,,,, sorry divorce i can honestly say that all of those above have true meaning but remember men, you can still have the last word even if it is only Sorry.........

03-20-2008, 12:56 AM
this is true
keep em cumming

03-20-2008, 03:23 PM
Even though I own the company, I work with all women, 6 of them. I hate it when that time of the month comes around, cause I am shit that time.

03-20-2008, 07:54 PM
Oh all of that is so true. And I use do use them.

03-20-2008, 11:35 PM
hehe Hawk- sounds like you need to buy industrial size midol!

Thanks gypsy! I have to admit...I use em too. And he's always wrong! ;)

12-08-2016, 01:42 PM
I have discovered a secret (For men only) if you want to avoid getting into any of the 9 listed fair comments after a night out with the boys. Try this...

Do not creep up to the front door and quietly open it before removing your shoes and try creeping upstairs without disturbing the master of the house... You should make as much noise as you approach the front door and after entering slam the door as hard as you can, then as you start to noisily climb the stairs in your best drunk accent sing at the top of your voice... "I'm in the mood for love, simply because your near me!" I guarantee she will be dead asleep and will not open her eyes until next morning, but remember she will know exactly to the second what time you got home so do not reply with something like it was before midnight but it was late.... deadly.

12-08-2016, 01:43 PM
It took me eleven years of marriage to fight for a night out with the boys so believe me I don't waste it on the boys.... lol.