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LadyRaven
03-17-2008, 12:46 AM
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

http://www.bluestories.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18191&stc=1&d=1205714502

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


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My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

http://www.bluestories.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18193&stc=1&d=1205714502

http://www.bluestories.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18195&stc=1&d=1205714502
Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

davesmistress
03-17-2008, 01:15 AM
Hahhaha

Thanks

hawk9934
03-17-2008, 04:26 PM
LOL. That is a good one. Thanks.