View Full Version : Guts and Balls....

Deputy Duffy
03-18-2008, 09:03 PM
Ok fellas, let me clear up this one.

Guts & Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

03-18-2008, 09:59 PM
Hhahahhaa thats a great one also...hahaha

03-18-2008, 11:35 PM
lmao too funny! yep, that'd be another man done gone :O

03-20-2008, 12:45 AM
lol....thats great
keep em cumming