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LadyRaven
04-29-2008, 02:28 AM
The Female Genie



While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy
daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.

" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were
broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good

Oh and don't fuck with the genie!
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Archas
04-29-2008, 05:53 AM
Just think if he had woken up with a republican instead of Hillary his country would have an economy not worth shit. So I think he got the better end of the deal.

shadey
04-29-2008, 10:30 AM
hahaha .......just the killest thing i read in years,

hawk9934
04-29-2008, 03:04 PM
Loved it.

hotwife69
06-02-2008, 10:02 PM
Just think if he had woken up with a republican instead of Hillary his country would have an economy not worth shit. So I think he got the better end of the deal.

well I'd rather be broke than dickless..:(