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davesmistress
08-24-2006, 07:40 AM
A friend of mine sent this to me...thought you all might enjoy......:D

What cuss words really mean..........

The mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"


and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says

"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

freedom
08-25-2006, 08:15 AM
Love it love it love it

chattel69
08-25-2006, 11:29 AM
Kids say the darnest things...lol

davesmistress
08-25-2006, 03:28 PM
Yes they do...I could just se tis kid being so serious and saying it.........Howdy chattel69...nice to see you again

Dark_Star
08-26-2006, 03:36 PM
Now that was cute! I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall when mom had to explain to Billy she misinformed him LOL......Also to see the expression on the faces of the guests when he said it to them LOLOLOLOLOL.

freedom
08-27-2006, 02:18 AM
You're right...the guest expressions would have been priceless...lol