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10-22-2008, 04:30 AM
the cops pulled her over,he walks up to the car.with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love.what your hurry?"to which she repilied,i'm late for work.what do you do?i'm a rectum stretcher,she responded.the cop stammerered.a what? a rectum stretcher? and what does a rectum stretcher do? well i start by inserting one finger then work my way up to two fingers,and than three fingers. than four fingers then with my whole hand in. i work from side to side untill i can get both hands in and than slowly but surely stretch untill it 6 feet wide. and what the hell do you whith a 6 foot ass hole? he asked? you give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ...................traffic ticket $95.00 court cost $45.00 the look on the cop's priceless;ass

10-22-2008, 06:18 AM
Should've been with DD's sex themed jokes.
Good one anyway! And true!