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Deputy Duffy
06-27-2009, 12:47 PM
Hear any good ones...please share.



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Michael Jackson's Funeral arrangements are incomplete. It appears he will be neither cremated nor buried. Jackson will be recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with.



Whose bad now!

http://img5.glowfoto.com/images/2009/06/27-0455045350T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=27-045504L&y=2009&m=06&t=jpg&rand=5350&srv=img5)

Brigit Astar
06-27-2009, 02:09 PM
This isn't a Jacko joke, but it's funny nonetheless: Less than forty-eight hours after his death, Michael Jackson sightings have been reported all over the world. He was sighted in Paris yesterday in the company of Roman Polanski; and an elderly lady in Hope, Arkansas reported that she saw Jackson and Elvis in a UFO hovering over the Bill Clinton Library. Jacko lives!

jaguar
06-27-2009, 04:43 PM
Hear any good ones...please share.



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Michael Jackson's Funeral arrangements are incomplete. It appears he will be neither cremated nor buried. Jackson will be recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with.



Whose bad now!

http://img5.glowfoto.com/images/2009/06/27-0455045350T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=27-045504L&y=2009&m=06&t=jpg&rand=5350&srv=img5)

I heard that he would be melted down and then used in the making of a Playstation, so that kids could still play with him!

Deputy Duffy
06-27-2009, 05:39 PM
good one jaguar...the other version is melting him down into LEGOS so kid can play with him for a change.


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******Breaking News*****

The Los Angeles coroner's office has just stated that the cause of death was

"food poisoning"

He ate a nine-year-old wiener.

Deputy Duffy
06-27-2009, 05:45 PM
So... Farrah Fawcett died and she went to heaven. When she arrived there, the Lord said "YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD PERSON, AND AS A REWARD, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH". Farrah replied "I would like all the children of the world to be safe from harm and exploitation". The Lord though for a moment, then said "DONE!"

http://img6.glowfoto.com/images/2009/06/27-1044097618T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=27-104409L&y=2009&m=06&t=jpg&rand=7618&srv=img6)

jaguar
06-27-2009, 06:30 PM
Hahahahaha! Good one, DD!

Newsflash just in-the plastic from Micheal Jackson is going to be used to make several new Japanese cars, saving them from bankruptcy!

Deputy Duffy
06-27-2009, 09:41 PM
Yeah, I know these are in bad taste, but I've never been too proper....

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When Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, "you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth". Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all.

St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option.

The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter?”

Brigit Astar
06-27-2009, 11:12 PM
hahaha yes...The King is pissed

jaguar
06-28-2009, 12:37 AM
Hahaha good one DD.

Deputy Duffy
06-28-2009, 04:52 AM
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?

The floor!

niteowluk2003
06-28-2009, 07:16 AM
On Michael Jackson's Grave are to be the initials R I P... for him that stands for RECONSTRUCTED IN PLASTIC.....

Deputy Duffy
06-28-2009, 04:25 PM
Gee I thought this Michael's tombstone

http://img6.glowfoto.com/images/2009/06/28-0913493436T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=28-091349L&y=2009&m=06&t=jpg&rand=3436&srv=img6)

davesmistress
06-29-2009, 05:38 AM
Hahahahahah

Those are Terrible...I love them

Thanks

jaguar
06-29-2009, 06:02 AM
Requests by the Jackson Family to have Michael cremated have been refused, due to the amount of Greenhouse gases that would be emitted and the effect that it wopuld have on the environment through burning all that plastic!

jaguar
06-29-2009, 06:03 AM
News from Disneyland : Pinocchio has now put in a claim for Michael Jackson's nose because at least THAT nose doesn't grow longer when you lie!

Brigit Astar
06-29-2009, 01:31 PM
hehehe--hilarious

Deputy Duffy
07-03-2009, 11:26 PM
Funny Youtube vid with some clever editing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4kiRAACeHU


Family guy clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZdYKooUo3g&feature=related

jaguar
07-03-2009, 11:51 PM
Hilarious! That Hitler clip was a classic!

When MJ died, his son thought he was having a joke
It's the only time a child has laughed while MJ was having a stroke!

Brigit Astar
07-03-2009, 11:52 PM
so fucking funny

jaguar
07-04-2009, 10:31 AM
A bit of retro-jokes.....
According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.