View Full Version : Have You Ever Wondered How The 7 Dwarfs Got Their Names

09-12-2006, 05:28 PM
Miss Snow White was a randy young cow and desperate for a
fuck. So off she went in to the woods to try and push
her luck. She had almost given up looking, when she
saw some chimney smoke. Then she stumbled on a cottage
and went in for a poke. Her clothes cast off in
seconds and she just remembered her pants.

When seven dwarfs came marching in with a merry song and dance.
Snow White just stood there speechless and thought she
was in heaven. She only wanted one good shag, but now
she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick" And when one dwarf moved
forward she said, "You had better drop your prick" So
down he went on all fours and said "I aint licking
that" Snow White said, "that is my arsehole, you Dopey
little twat!"
The next dwarf started blushing "Do we
have to do it here?" Snow white said "Do not be
bashfull unless you are a fucking queer" So reluctanly
he whipped it out to prove he was no fool.
Then Snow White gave a big hi-ho as she rode upon his tool. Now
one dwarf was not smiling cos he had not had a sniff.
And due to his impatience, he could not get it stiff.
"Relax you grumpy bastard", so he did as he was told.
But as soon as it was hard enough he shot his fucking
The next was a blow job and she took him quite
easy. But almost got brain damage when he sneezed, she
called him Sneezy.
With three dwarfs left she turned
and said "You are next, I want your knob" but no
sooner had he entered her, he was sleeping on the job.
"Wake up you sleepy bastard" she wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement, he filled her hairy
The next dwarf rammed it up her, and shagged her
fanny raw. A dazed Snow White then whimpered, "That
should be against the law" He made Snow White tremble
he was so big and thick. "No wonder your so Happy with
that great big throbbing dick" With one dwarf still
remaining, but feeling rather sore.
She said "You will have to use your tongue, my twat can take no more" And
so he put his tongue to work where others had their
cocks. And cos he made her feel better, she named the
last dwarf Doc.
So there is the truth about the dwarfs and how they got their
names. By satisfying Miss Snow White and joining in
her games.

09-12-2006, 07:13 PM
Hahahah that was very cute Dark_Star...thanks for sharing that.

09-19-2006, 01:47 AM
lol..... now that is hilarious..