View Full Version : Never say to a naked Woman
09-20-2006, 02:28 AM
I saw the opposite for this on another site...thought the flip side might be fun
Never say to a naked woman________________;bf;
09-20-2006, 03:12 AM
Mowing never seems to finish today.....Ok, I willl be there soon!
09-20-2006, 03:43 AM
Do those watch you tie your shoes?....hahaha
09-20-2006, 03:57 AM
Now I know why you need a supportive bra.
09-20-2006, 04:01 AM
Hhahaha and you call those nipples?
09-24-2006, 08:10 AM
Is that bush gardens?
10-01-2006, 08:33 PM
what the hell happened to them? where the hell did they go?
10-02-2006, 03:50 PM
do you reallly talk with those lips.......
10-02-2006, 03:51 PM
it must be a bitch nowing your tits enter a room a half hr before you do...
10-03-2006, 01:48 PM
is there and echo in here?..lol sorry that was bad..
10-03-2006, 02:18 PM
Ive seen less wrinkles on a sharpee.....( dog of course not sure of spelling)
10-03-2006, 02:23 PM
Gal, I think that fish you keep in your cunt has died.....:rolleyes: :jo ;) :cool:
10-03-2006, 02:32 PM
Do you need some fruit to go with that cottage cheese?....
10-03-2006, 02:35 PM
if i have told you once ,i have told you a 100 times,I cant carry you home like a six pack from the store anymore. the paper bag keeps rippin.
10-03-2006, 02:37 PM
Ok now turn around...hummm turn around again...thats funny are you sure thats your ass back there?
10-03-2006, 02:39 PM
ive seen smaller holes on bowling ballsssss.
10-03-2006, 10:32 PM
did you clean your coffee pot i smell vinigar down there
i like breakfast in bed but those arent even pancakes...
10-04-2006, 02:57 AM
Hahahahahaha you guys are silly......
10-04-2006, 04:19 AM
thats what my other girl friend looks like..,,,unless of course the cast iron frying pan is not within reach...
10-04-2006, 04:41 AM
Ive seen bigger boobs when I fry and egg.....
10-04-2006, 03:25 PM
hahahahah i like that one..lol
10-04-2006, 03:34 PM
Ohhh you call those dimples.....
10-04-2006, 09:36 PM
do i have to answer that question .lol
10-07-2006, 04:58 AM
or take it offf take it offf put it back on put it back onnnnnnn!!!!!!..
10-07-2006, 05:22 AM
hahahahah thats good....
That is your Butt?....hummm I thought you had a horse with those saddle bags...
11-02-2007, 02:24 AM
your sister was better
11-02-2007, 03:48 AM
11-02-2007, 05:33 AM
your daughter is hot, and could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
11-02-2007, 05:51 AM
Is that what you looked like last night?
11-02-2007, 06:19 AM
*with one eye open first thing in the morning* Whoa, what the fuck was i drinking last night?
11-05-2007, 10:48 PM
wow your moms tits dont even sag that much
11-07-2007, 07:42 PM
"Hey, you better call the Police!"
"Why? What is wrong?"
"Someone stole your tits."
11-07-2007, 07:47 PM
Is there a pussy under all that Bush?
11-07-2007, 07:48 PM
Wow! That's quite the.... lips... you have there. Is that real leather?
11-07-2007, 07:50 PM
hahahaha oh my
Boobs? I thought those were cow udders.!!!!!!
11-07-2007, 07:54 PM
Do those... need to be, um, milked?
11-07-2007, 07:55 PM
You want me to put my mouth on that?
11-07-2007, 07:58 PM
What does that tattoo above your crotch say? Oh, I'm sorry - I thought the wrinkle was a tattoo.
11-07-2007, 07:59 PM
Ha Ha Ha
11-07-2007, 08:05 PM
(Is that what you would say to.... Laughter?)
Well, I have to take my pill now.
11-09-2007, 11:47 PM
waa, I need more to drink
11-10-2007, 05:15 AM
I thought you were a blonde..
11-12-2007, 09:00 PM
I hope I dont get lost down there
11-13-2007, 03:49 AM
did you make tunafish today?
11-15-2007, 10:26 PM
Could you help me find your..... never mind.
11-15-2007, 10:28 PM
Is that grey hair?
11-15-2007, 10:30 PM
Do you EVER trim this?
11-15-2007, 10:34 PM
Damn you definitely aint no virgin
11-16-2007, 01:29 AM
your sisters is neater :eek:
11-16-2007, 01:38 AM
damn it I told you to turn the lights off then get naked
11-16-2007, 08:20 PM
You call that sexy?
12-04-2007, 12:20 PM
Uuuups... Sorry, Bro'!:D
12-08-2007, 05:21 AM
Put that away!
12-10-2007, 08:29 PM
are you sure your clean
03-27-2008, 11:00 PM
You did say that you have done this before - right?
04-14-2008, 04:50 AM
Your how old again? prove it, show me your id.
04-19-2008, 08:35 AM
I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal.
07-20-2008, 05:44 AM
My wife has bigger tits
07-20-2008, 08:37 AM
Are you a pirate's daughter? Cos you have a sunken chest!
07-20-2008, 05:10 PM
Your Kidding Right?
07-20-2008, 05:16 PM
Are they for real?
07-20-2008, 05:53 PM
07-21-2008, 08:53 AM
What are those lumps?
07-21-2008, 08:56 AM
What are those scabs?
07-23-2008, 10:15 AM
What are those? lol.....
07-26-2008, 06:45 PM
I thought the ass was in the back?
07-26-2008, 08:48 PM
three rings in a row.......... nipple, belly button, nipple ............ opppsssssssss
07-26-2008, 08:54 PM
I thought cottage cheese went in the fridge?
07-26-2008, 08:57 PM
cute dimples .....oh sorry
07-26-2008, 09:10 PM
Thigh master? Heard of it?
07-26-2008, 10:07 PM
all that jiggle ain't wiggle.................
07-27-2008, 07:39 AM
Do you know anything about cellulose?
When a fat lady has to many cracks ...
Go get some flour I need to role you to find the wet spot.
I've had tighter fitting boots.
08-03-2008, 09:04 AM
And that's supposed to get me in the mood.....
08-03-2008, 10:21 AM
08-03-2008, 10:28 AM
I think you better give up on yer bra and get ya a wheelbarrow instead:eek:
08-04-2008, 09:20 AM
Do the crabs bungee jump from those?
Chrissie The Terrapin
08-04-2008, 12:20 PM
"I`m not really into undead roleplaying"
08-04-2008, 03:23 PM
Hi, I'm from the Health Department.... We've had a complaint ..........................
Will you put this paper bag on your head please!!! :D
08-05-2008, 08:23 AM
Isn't that my dad's engagement ring?
08-05-2008, 08:23 AM
Isn't that my sister's leash? lol...
08-14-2008, 08:29 AM
Do you know what a d-i-e-t is?
08-20-2008, 12:35 AM
and God took a rib from me to make that?
08-20-2008, 12:36 AM
are you sure your over 18?
08-20-2008, 12:37 AM
Hey, watch out you can poke a guys eye out with one of those.
08-20-2008, 12:37 AM
Who are you? and what have you done with my real girlfriend?
08-20-2008, 12:38 AM
You want me to stick my what where?
08-20-2008, 12:39 AM
My God, let me get a picture for Ripley's believe it or Not!
08-20-2008, 12:40 AM
Did you get those caught in the blender?
08-20-2008, 09:00 AM
Who paid for those?
10-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Didn't I see you pictured in National Geographic?
10-08-2008, 10:14 PM
Now that looks just like the drawing on the bathroom wall.
10-08-2008, 10:16 PM
Oh yea, that reminds me, I want to go fishing tomorrow.
10-08-2008, 10:18 PM
My God! you should sue that plastic surgeon.
10-08-2008, 10:19 PM
How did you know I was thinking of that TV show Twin Peaks?
10-10-2008, 07:44 AM
I could park a truck in there!
11-01-2008, 12:23 AM
When did you get out?
11-06-2008, 04:04 AM
*as they lay in bed after a night of wild passion* you know what I found on one of those ****** family tree deals.....You're my second cousin!
11-06-2008, 09:02 AM
I must have been blind drunk!
11-07-2008, 05:29 AM
Where are my glasses?
11-14-2008, 06:22 PM
Where'd you come from?
11-15-2008, 03:01 AM
where'd I pick you up from?
11-15-2008, 03:11 AM
11-15-2008, 05:13 AM
Can I have my arm back or do I have to chew it off? lol
11-15-2008, 05:31 AM
Ow! Ow! OW! OOOWWWW!!! That's not a Hot Dog!
11-15-2008, 10:18 PM
your ass......I've seen less lines at a cocaine party!
11-15-2008, 10:19 PM
Your legs......I've seen less dimples in a baby nursery!
11-15-2008, 10:20 PM
Your stomache.....I've seen less rolls at a bakery!
Sorry, but when I get this mindset, I just give in to my imagination! lol.....
11-15-2008, 10:43 PM
your lips.....taste like a lard factory joined forces with a cigarrete factory
11-16-2008, 12:23 AM
Eeww! Good one bigizzy.
Your breasts.....look like they were made by Michelin!
11-16-2008, 02:47 AM
are those boobs or giant air ships to float with?
11-16-2008, 05:44 AM
Do you use one bar stool or two for that ass?
11-16-2008, 06:02 AM
Fuck honey, that pussy is gettin' harder and harder to find!
11-16-2008, 06:21 AM
Do I need the flour again?
11-16-2008, 08:06 PM
11-17-2008, 05:50 AM
Move it, honey, you know you want me to call again.
11-17-2008, 07:04 AM
Did anybody lose track of their blimp?!
11-17-2008, 07:44 AM
My god! You'll never sink with those chesticles!
11-17-2008, 02:53 PM
11-17-2008, 06:40 PM
That's just wrong!
11-19-2008, 04:08 AM
forgive me madam!
11-19-2008, 07:51 AM
The Pleasure was all yours!
11-19-2008, 06:20 PM
Wow! those are huge!
11-20-2008, 07:05 AM
Move it! I gotta take a shit!
11-23-2008, 12:23 AM
You must've been a cute kid, cos you still got a lot of dimples.......
11-23-2008, 03:52 AM
What gene pool are you from?
11-23-2008, 04:33 AM
What zoo did you escape from?
11-23-2008, 06:57 PM
Is your husband blind?
11-24-2008, 06:49 AM
Get off! You're suffocating me!
11-24-2008, 07:31 PM
Hello? City Zoo? I found that elephant you were looking for!
11-25-2008, 05:27 AM
Hello? Psychiatric hospital? I found that nutbag you were looking for!
11-29-2008, 05:38 AM
Can you take your teeth out please?
11-29-2008, 09:06 PM
Fuck you're ugly! Now put down the knife........
11-30-2008, 02:11 PM
what's that snakelike thing between your legs
12-01-2008, 04:11 AM
lay off the twinkies will ya!
12-01-2008, 07:00 AM
hey! You can't have one of those!
12-01-2008, 08:14 PM
can you wiggle that worm between your legs?
12-02-2008, 06:31 AM
Hey! Don't come near me with that............
12-02-2008, 06:57 AM
Get the fuck away from me!
12-02-2008, 06:58 AM
Now, put down those knives, bitch!
12-02-2008, 07:14 AM
where do u want your coffee haha
12-02-2008, 07:36 AM
Where do you want your hot wax haha
12-02-2008, 07:40 AM
mm You you have done this before - right?
12-02-2008, 07:41 AM
If I had've wanted whoppers, I'd have gone to Burger King!
12-03-2008, 02:17 AM
Are you selling rooms? I have a very rigid worm looking for a home.
12-03-2008, 07:13 AM
You're pretty sick, for a virgin, izzy!
Do I need a crane to get you in here?
12-03-2008, 07:14 AM
Do I need to butter your hips to get thru the front door?
12-04-2008, 01:42 AM
I know, I do already know I'm rather kinky, lol, and virgin doesnt mean I havent done anything sexual yet ;)
Where'd the sun go?! Anybody see the sun?!
12-04-2008, 07:54 AM
Fuck, your boobs are small!
(as said to me by my partner!)
12-04-2008, 11:47 PM
Are those boobs or is jupiter a triplet?!
12-06-2008, 08:16 PM
Nice one, izzy!
Fuck, I could cover my windows with your meat curtains!
12-07-2008, 08:44 AM
Do you shop at Ray's Tent City?
12-08-2008, 04:50 AM
Have you seen my horse, ma'am? I seem to have misplaced him.
12-08-2008, 08:02 AM
Will I need my car keys when I pull out?
12-11-2008, 04:11 PM
Are you an a** or a b***h?
12-11-2008, 05:37 PM
How much did all that work cost?
12-11-2008, 07:44 PM
Have you ever heard of bariatric surgery?
12-12-2008, 09:00 AM
What are those......scabs?
12-12-2008, 04:17 PM
are those pimples on your chest
12-12-2008, 05:36 PM
ummm....where's your ass?
12-12-2008, 11:10 PM
Your face, your ass, it's all the same to me cos I can stick my dick in either one!
12-20-2008, 07:52 PM
are those hairs on your chest?
12-20-2008, 08:35 PM
Um, what are those scars doing there?
06-17-2009, 02:12 PM
what's that thing crawling between your legs
06-17-2009, 02:20 PM
what's that thing crawling between your legs
06-17-2009, 08:20 PM
Man, I've never seen THAT before!
06-18-2009, 07:47 AM
You didn't shave before you came here, did you?
07-19-2009, 09:15 AM
I've never seen that before
07-19-2009, 09:56 AM
Is that supposed to be like that?
07-19-2009, 01:53 PM
whoops sorry--didn't see Deputy's words just before mine
what's that smell
07-19-2009, 07:29 PM
Did you bring the flour? To help me find the wet spot?
07-26-2009, 06:10 AM
how often do you have to shave yopur face
07-27-2009, 07:41 AM
You need to get rid of all that cellulite first!
07-27-2009, 08:30 AM
i'm thinking encore, you and my buddies
07-27-2009, 08:33 AM
damn, thought i was drunk, you got three itty bitty titties
07-28-2009, 12:23 PM
You need liposuction, badly!
08-02-2009, 12:37 PM
what's that hairy thing between your breasts?
08-03-2009, 07:50 AM
When was your last shower?
08-14-2009, 05:12 AM
have u ever been to the zoo?
08-14-2009, 09:21 AM
Did you escape from the zoo?
(Hello, decip00, and welcome to the Blue! Hope you like what you find here!)
08-27-2009, 06:19 AM
what's that hairy moving thing between your legs
08-27-2009, 07:12 AM
Let's keep it simple.
Fuck you're ugly!
08-27-2009, 08:04 AM
when did you get a facelift
08-28-2009, 08:46 PM
I've seen smaller legs on Angus bulls!
11-04-2009, 03:47 PM
you've gained some weight haven't you
03-15-2010, 09:44 PM
A good plastic surgeon can fix those.
03-25-2010, 09:25 AM
What is that ugly growth on your neck?
03-25-2010, 05:01 PM
Shit, put your clothes back ON!
03-25-2010, 05:44 PM
Geez, with your clothes on, you looked like Ellen DeGeneres; what happened?
03-26-2010, 04:19 AM
Uh, I may have made a mistake here...
03-26-2010, 06:03 AM
Damn... Do you realize I can finger you AND play with you tits at the same time.... WITH the same hand!
03-26-2010, 08:46 PM
"holy flying monkey shit! What the hell it thst!?"
Pleeeaaassseee, put you clothes on.
04-18-2010, 03:00 AM
what's that ugly growth between your legs
08-09-2011, 06:45 AM
09-02-2011, 06:55 PM
My girlfriend has an outfit just like that . . .
09-03-2011, 01:36 PM
What is that thing moving between your legs?
11-27-2011, 01:07 PM
How long does it take to roll those up?
11-27-2011, 01:13 PM
Oh, oh, I know! You gotta start shaving something! I can't tell what's what anymore!
11-28-2011, 09:32 PM
How long have you had three breasts? Or is that just a big wart?
11-28-2011, 10:00 PM
your moustache is better than your mother's.
06-28-2012, 05:26 PM
I can tell by your puckered ass that you just farted
10-30-2012, 10:10 PM
can we say full body lipo suction
11-29-2012, 09:28 PM
You have to do what? Use the bathroom?
11-30-2012, 12:39 AM
Things to never say to a woman, huh? She's on her hands and knees in front of you. You come up behind her and slide slowly inside of her, sheathing yourself completely. You bend down and softly grasp her breasts as you whisper into her ear, "Wow, these feel just like your sister's". Now you hold on for the ride of your life.
12-04-2012, 02:53 PM
If you think I'm going to let you stick that 12-inch dildo in me, you're crazy.
12-28-2012, 12:37 AM
Where am I supposed to stick my winky? In that stinking thing? NO WAY!!!
12-28-2012, 04:10 PM
What's that ugly growth on your neck? Oh, that's your head.
01-13-2013, 10:58 PM
hahahaha....oh my god you call those boobs?!
01-14-2013, 03:30 PM
You have more hair under your arms than Hilary Clinton
01-15-2013, 09:43 PM
You look.....weird! But in not in a good way!
01-17-2013, 04:31 PM
Have you ever thought of shaving your chest?
01-21-2013, 04:57 AM
Have you ever thought about a sex change?
01-21-2013, 08:21 PM
When's the last time you took a shower?
01-31-2013, 07:53 PM
you really need a push up bra!
02-01-2013, 10:42 AM
You appear to be suffering from Egzackery diease...... Your face and Arse look exactly alike.....
02-01-2013, 06:44 PM
Did you know that you're shedding?
02-01-2013, 07:05 PM
I seen Zits bigger than those tits.....
02-02-2013, 07:11 PM
I smell something rank and it's coming from your direction.
02-03-2013, 08:37 PM
*sniff sniff* Oh My God Girl!! You need to wash that clam!!!
02-04-2013, 06:36 PM
Did you know that one of your breasts is lower than the other?
02-04-2013, 07:01 PM
Are those testicles I can see......
02-05-2013, 07:43 PM
I see now why your first name is George