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12-08-2010, 06:14 AM
My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling."
"With all the others I was awake."
Hospital Visiting Hours are from 10 AM to 8 PM
12-08-2010, 07:00 AM
My Wife does not care what I do away from home as long as I don't enjoy it!
My wife has a split personality and I hate both of them!
My wife says if I go fishing once more she will leave me, pass the bait box dear!
We have a great love hate relationship, we both love to hate each other!
In our house we are democratic, I make the major decisions and my wife changes them!
My wife ran off with the milkman, boy do you realise how hard it is to find a milkman!
12-09-2010, 03:44 PM
haha quite funny