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Dark_Star
10-10-2006, 01:09 AM
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the
field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran
Back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be
quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered;

"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

"Well, I guess I just panicked..............."

Deathnote
10-10-2006, 01:25 AM
LOL! Nice one! ^_^

davesmistress
10-10-2006, 03:00 AM
Hahahahha Very cute.....thanks

sorbus
10-11-2006, 03:38 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCCCCCCCCCCCChh hhhhhhhh:) ;co :cool:

ADavid
10-12-2006, 03:37 AM
hahahha ohh thats just too funny

Dark_Star
12-21-2006, 03:44 PM
Bump, for new members

freedom
12-22-2006, 01:19 AM
Good one to bump...I love this joke...we tell it at work sometimes...lol!